₦airaland Forum

1MCN: The Nigeria Finance minister came 2nd in the IMF election and therefore she's the 1st runner-up and not 2nd runner-up. Thanks.

Its world bank not Imf.

RIP....this stupid drivers and there miscaculated overtaking.

skypopson: lmao..look at the board dey re using..Am sure sighted students cant see anytin..na una need dat 200Bill pass

Bros,I tire oooo

I have these feeling of comic-tragedy...God I forbid it. Amen

Babes be kiaful as u go home for Xmas, this is how to know
where guys came back from.
(1) Any guy with too many pictures aπϑ plenty story is from
London (he has no money)

(2) Any guy that shares knock-out and balloons is from China
(he has no money and he is not going back)

(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from
Lagos (he has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u)

(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo, Gabon or
Cotonou (he has no money, he came so that mama will help
him borrow money from the village meeting)

(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is
from USA, (they are stingy)

(6) Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho stature is
from South Africa (he has no money, he only came to the villa
to hide from narcotic police)

(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France
or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)

( Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea
(their money is near to zero value)

(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they
have small but na only drink they fit buy for u)

(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up
n down come from Malaysia and en go sell all of dem by
January to complete travel money.
Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid had I know in January, by that time you no go see them again.............I don talk my own
Thank me later.

Yet, pagan.9ja will say that there is no God

Whatever happened to bulk sms

Mukina2 please put chelsea match on front page.

nabsprada: 1 strong reason 4 Nigeria 2 win Brazil 2014....*2 b 4 once mentioned 4 sumfin gud n nt corruption,party crises,Bh,strike n d likes*...else I go port go........

Go and die

[quote author=L.M Ayedun..]How old are you? 15yrs right?[/quote]Can't you see 97 in his username, that's his birth year...the boy small sha.

adaobi123: Really ? He came back retirement ?

Yea

adaobi123: The "Ghanaian" brother retired from international football

No bro, he played the qualifying

Ghana is in the group of death......in otherwords, ghana is in trouble

AwodwaGyanOniwe: typical Naaigerian, we know ya'll hate everything about SOUTH AFRICA. NO HE WASN'T HIV HENCE HE LIVED LONGER THAN MOST NIGERIANS. Thanx for proving my point as some people here thought I was lying when I said. "Nigerians hate SOUTH AFRICANS WITH PASSION". SAD PART IS SOUTH AFRICANS ARE LIKED BY PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE.

SORRY FOR MAKING "GLOBAL HEROES/ICONS AFTER THE OTHER".

I EXPECTED A NAAIGERIAN TO POST KAK/sh8t. Thank u.

Asshole, I just asked a question. You don't love madiba more than I love him.....crazy safari

Is it true that he was HIV+

adelaja70: You don finish?!...Oya find chair siddon.

See me see wahala....person taking panadol for another person's headache. ASUU y?

emynez: pls how do i comment on nairaland? I'v bin trying

When last did you take your ARV drug

plaindealer: I'll pass, the picture is enough proof...

Character miser

She is an embodiment of motherhood, how many celebs could/can do this?

[quote author=Yours GEJ,]Wizkid sign artist ni?[/quote]Bro ask me ooooo, all this mushroom record labels

Please, can somebody define Wizkid

plaindealer: You mind telling us why the so called new hospital is old, dirty and falling apart already?

Travell down to anambra and have a first class look at the hospital now, this picture was snapped december last year during the good governance tour.

prof800: I tell ya..my man...I tell ya!
If you be in the same room with these geeks/gurus you get a whole lot ar confusion in ya head.
They know almost all the super heroes.

Bro your head dey there, bunch of Nairaland Nerds not geek.

kekakuz: this word originated from ancient ife kingdom
it was derived from the word emi na aado meaning i will av my turn on him or her.
the then slave master use to select the finest jewish slave to av sex with and the other slave master will often shout"emina ado"'meaning i also want to ssex her.
the jewish slaves who has no tru knowledge of yoruba people even unill date believed thatt the word means my love or lovers or someone that stays close to bring happiness.
in the early 17th century,they were liberated by oranmiyan who asked them to leave and go find a place to settle.he also put a mark on their head to differentiate them from the yorubas.
they left and settled in the eastern part of nigeria.a place we now call igbo land.

eminado became a part of their vocabulary to mean something that stays close or together to bring luck.


now u all know the history and fact you will never get elsewhere,advantage of being a nairalander

Tribalist, tribalist, tribalist