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PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A Terrorist - Elrufai (pics) by VANHELLSING: 12:55am On Jun 03, 2015
Oh how tables turn, yesterday it was evil & an act of supporting terrorism for GEJ to visit chad, but fast forward to today, it is justified & welcomed because it is Buhari? undecided well, the hypocrisy of APC supporters can wake the dead.


The senile old despot will be finalizing how he will islamise Nigeria with his islamic army aka boko haram. Babaonechance the supper DUNCE.
EducationRe: Buhari Must See This School.....located Within Radius Of 20km From The Villa? by VANHELLSING: 12:26am On Jun 03, 2015
networkrecharg:
SO GEJ WAS THERE AND THIS SCHOOL WAS CLOSE TO HIM.
I WONDER

SHAME ON PATIENCE JONA
Shame on ur who.rish mother
CrimeRe: Suspected CBN Staff Being Taken To Court Today [photo] by VANHELLSING: 10:13pm On Jun 02, 2015
AdeluwaTemi:
I knew it, my mind kept telling me that this fraudsters would be yoruba.


our governors should do something about the high rate of crime in our region
Sons and daughters of ODUDUWA the thief pass late Anini of edo state. tongue cool shocked grin


Omo yoruba me niooooo wink
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Screamed “sai Buhari” Before Killing 5 In Maiduguri – Police by VANHELLSING: 7:24pm On Jun 02, 2015
LMAyedun:
Buhari should resign.
Supported cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Screamed “sai Buhari” Before Killing 5 In Maiduguri – Police by VANHELLSING: 7:23pm On Jun 02, 2015
Johniyke2flex:
Are we moving into the era of political fanatism? The way nairalanders take sides with politicians and their parties, I won't be surprised if southerners also start detonating themselves because of their political leanings.
Shut up, just say ur Southwest will start detonating bombs, giving its muslim population,unlike southeast where there's no muslim.
Terrorism is main reason our forefathers warns us against joining islam, today we are better off in southeast without indigenous Muslims tongue cool
PoliticsRe: A Million Buharis Cannot Scare Me – Asari Dokubo by VANHELLSING: 11:20pm On May 31, 2015
agurza:
from the look of things Buhari's victory still dey pain you hahaha. That same Buhari is going to be your president till 2023. If you are asked in an interview who your president is say gej and see what will happen
Well, I don't often reply abokii/fulani person, however, I will do this as a compliment to a now forumite like u. Tell ur senile & autistic super dunce Buhari to GO TO HELL WITH HIS PRESIDENCY.
CelebritiesRe: The Real Identity Behind The Moniker "Lalasticlala"? by VANHELLSING: 11:08pm On May 31, 2015
Dharniel:
But the fact still remains that the moniker "LALASTICLALA" is still an unsolved mystery. Me personally alongside some nairalanders wanna know who the guy is (abi na babe, any which one). How comes he has the power that almost every of his topic makes FP ( no hard feelings though, i just won sabi who the guy be). Is he a mod, a super mod, or is he seun himself? So I want to suggest that an e-interview be conducted for lalasticlala by the mods of this section since he said it himself that he is an active member of this section.
And to every nairalander who wants to know the real identity of lalasticlala, please do join me.

SOURCES:
https://www.nairaland.com/2224582/please-lalasticlala-lalasticlala
https://www.nairaland.com/2069981/lalasticlala
https://www.nairaland.com/2295949/lalasticlala
https://www.nairaland.com/2044383/seun-lalasticlala
https://www.nairaland.com/lalasticlala-profile
Useless thread...

PoliticsRe: A Million Buharis Cannot Scare Me – Asari Dokubo by VANHELLSING: 10:56pm On May 31, 2015
Zoharariel:
Don't you EVER in your miserable life compare a bloody corrupt civilian like Jonathan to a Fulani General.

A weakling setting a standard for a General; Are you crazy?

That is an insult to the Fulani Oligarchy & the Nigerian Army.
Your buhari is nothing but a stark illiterate senile old fool. An imbecilic & autistic daura born cow herder.
PoliticsRe: I Am Impatiently Waiting For Buhari To Fail Woefully by VANHELLSING: 11:42pm On May 29, 2015
Buhari is a failure himself, has no first school leaving certificate, has no school cert, joined the NA with a mere written note from his principal, fail all the military courses, but was dubiously promoted to the rank of major general. Inherited 150 cows, which till today remained same 150 cow.
Buhari has failure written all over his body, infact, that despot epitomises failure.




Sorry, did I forget to mention that his first stint as a president of this country, that he failed woefully, after leading a coup de tat that over throwned first democratically elected government.
PoliticsRe: Brainless Baba Buhari Put The Cart Before The Horse by VANHELLSING: 11:15pm On May 29, 2015
Buhari is brain dead & is clueless with modern day military tactics & operations. That relic called buhari is a supper dunce & is as useless as a used tissue paper.
Christianity EtcRe: T.B Joshua Heals Crippled Man At Mexican Crusade (Photos) by VANHELLSING: 7:38pm On May 15, 2015
ALISMILE:
Nigerian Christians ve been doin mumu since d 90s! Carry on fools!
Foolish islamist....your revered prophet MUHAMMED is a bloody rapis.t who rape.d aisha @ 6 & rape.d many helpless donkeys & goat.
Or is the demon called ALLAH, that is responsible for all the terrorism going on around the world..............Spits on pedophile muhammed & demon allah tongue
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen To Be Kicked Out In Ghana by VANHELLSING: 10:08am On May 14, 2015
Abeg Ghana kill them all please
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano Sanusi Lamido To Rebuild Burnt Baptist Church In Kano. Pix by VANHELLSING: 8:20pm On May 01, 2015
PROPHET MUHAMMED IS A BLOODY RAPIST, WHO RAPED AISHA AT THE AGE OF 6, WHILE DEMON ALLAH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE CARNAGE GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD. ALLAH IS A BLOOD DRINKING DEMON tongue
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano Sanusi Lamido To Rebuild Burnt Baptist Church In Kano. Pix by VANHELLSING: 8:13pm On May 01, 2015
abduljabbar4:
This fool didn't see where it was written that 10 people have been arrested.
Barcanista I'm so sorry for you
Terrorist, your allah is a blood sucking demon & prophet MUHAMMED a rapist tongue cool
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Makes N1 Equal To $1,i'll Ride My Bike From Abuja To China-charly Boy by VANHELLSING: 6:27pm On Apr 30, 2015
Demdem:
Mr Saint, do u believe Buhari made the above statement?
Shut up, the illiterate babaonechance general made that statement during his last campaign in Owerri. undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Are These Two Igbo States Hated??? by VANHELLSING: 3:46pm On Apr 29, 2015
Daniel058:
You have no concern here and u must not coment
This your comment here validate ur bastard status & also proves that u are nothing but a coward from Southwest axis of Nigeria...aka yolobar coward undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Are These Two Igbo States Hated??? by VANHELLSING: 3:32pm On Apr 29, 2015
Er0ticAngela:
The rest of the ibos in Abia state hate the Ngwa people because they eat Human flesh, WHY?

The rest of the ibos in Imo state hate the Mbaise people because they have the highest number of witches in the whole world, WHY?
Thunder fire your mother...useless Bastard undecided
PoliticsRe: Ex-militants Warn APC, Buhari by VANHELLSING: 8:20am On Apr 29, 2015
Burger01:
Balderdash.

You guys misbehave and face the music. Nobody, I repeat, 'Nobody' is above the law. Who are these pigs to give 'warning' to my presido-elect? Nonsenseangry
Parasite, keep running your putrid mouth like typewritter, u will know soon undecided
PoliticsRe: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by VANHELLSING: 4:07pm On Apr 19, 2015
Rawani:
The APC is not vindictive party but an accommodating one, unfortunately the outgoing ruling party's campaigns of hatred and ethno-religious division misled some of our eastern brothers, however all hands must be on deck to kickstart the healing process and chart our course towards national development.
Fucck u & Fucck ur APC undecided We don't need ur useless appointment to march forward as a people, with or without government care we'have always prospered better than ur God forsaken & government dependent region. undecided
PoliticsRe: Lagos Gubernatorial Elections Collation Updates by VANHELLSING: 5:15pm On Apr 12, 2015
gateleo:
[size=18pt]You just rubbish yourself with your last sentence ...[/size]
Nobi true im talk?, e no get as mallams the behave? shocked
PoliticsRe: Lagos Gubernatorial Elections Collation Updates by VANHELLSING: 5:09pm On Apr 12, 2015
BabaO2:
Abeg leave these clowns, they are no issues. They have made themselves irrelevant. The next protest now is no single ibo should be made commissioner in Lagos state as it is in all other states of the federation, they can be made PAs or SAs no problem. It is cheating and depriving lagosians of opportunities to earn living in their state.
Go & die, infact we are the winners in this election tongue We are having igbo rep both in abuja & lagos house of assembly. Whoever wins between ambode & jk doesn't concern us much cool tongue
Welcome to one Nigeria, were anyone from any part of this country can vie for any political office & win cheesy wink. I so much love the symbiotic relationship between the yorubas & the almighty igbos, as we use to seat side by side in market place, in offices, in churches(except mosque) we can now seat side by side in lagos house of assembly & national assembly. cool..........Truly, igbos & yorubas are brothers, ONE LOVE cheesy wink
PoliticsRe: Lagos Gubernatorial Elections Collation Updates by VANHELLSING: 4:55pm On Apr 12, 2015
Ilekeh:
When did Ambode preach hatred?

Its like many of you Igbos have no memory or sense to think things thoroughly before chestbeating.
You must be suffering from comprehension problem, if not, u would've realised that the dunce u quoted is in thesame page with u. Anyways, none of my business whoever u elect as lagos governor, it is the yorubas that will continue to suffer from thieftunubu-house boy Ambode elitist government. Let them continue to vote based on sentiment & tribalism & continue to pay the consequences, a tribe with no personal decision/opinion, tossed & controled like robot by their oppressors......pathetic undecided
PoliticsRe: A Lagos Igbo Beat APC Chairman's Son To Clinge Lagos Assembly Seat by VANHELLSING: 3:59pm On Apr 12, 2015
ibedun:
That's why we MUST demand full accountability from the 2 Igbo and the delta woman HOR elect members. All the constituency funds, etc etc. they must account for every penny otherwise we have the abnormally of the Igbo reps taking Lagos money to go and build house in his abaliki village. In fact they all should be recalled if they make any slightest wrong move. If they visit their village during their tenure they must be recalled.
I think say this ur imbecility don go? embarassed tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Results Of Lagos Governorship, House Of Assembly Polls -vanguard by VANHELLSING: 12:26am On Apr 12, 2015
zoomzu:
Mark my words, we will show you we own lagos, our Obas have absolute authority over our affairs. That's our culture, jimichukwu will regret disrespecting our traditional institution
^^^
JK or anybody did not disrespect your traditional institution, rather ur Oba over stepped his boundary & hence attracted insult from his subjects.
And by the way, this iS 21century, ur Obas are not gods that can't be questioned or corrected when they go wrong, even are gods are tackled this days.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS- Gov Fayose Defeated APC Again 26-0 by VANHELLSING: 10:27pm On Apr 11, 2015
I love fayose so much, he is a guy that accomplishes whatever he set out to do. Left for me, I will hand over the leadership of southwest pdp to him & watch him dislodge all APC governors in southwest, including thieftunubu & his empire. He's a one man riot.


In the voice of temitemi, fayose my man cool
PoliticsRe: Results Of Lagos Governorship, House Of Assembly Polls -vanguard by VANHELLSING: 9:49pm On Apr 11, 2015
zoomzu:
Igbo should prepare for Oro Festival in Lagos, we will show you we have cultures in Yoruba land.
^^^^^
We aren't strangers in Southwest, so nothing they will bring to the table today that we haven't seen or encountered before. We are not cowards like you people.
PoliticsRe: PICTURES: Reasons Why Jimi Agbaje Got 1,500,000 Voters by VANHELLSING: 4:23pm On Apr 10, 2015
amakaobiemeka:
you lie, hausas take gmb like a god, and if gmb hadnt come to lagos to instruct them to vote ambode, it would have been a different case, but 4 gmb to come himself show u how much seriousness he attaches to it. And u knw the hausas do not play with any statement gmb takes serious or ordered. You knw how his approval alone of any candidate in the north make make that candidate 90%elected. And i do knw u understand the population of hausas frm the 20states in lagos.
It is quite pathetic that u don't know that 95% of hausas registered in the north & hence cannot cast their vote here or are u blind to notice that most of them went back to their respective state in the north to vote, while the few left behind are mostly from nigel republic?
PoliticsRe: PICTURES: Reasons Why Jimi Agbaje Got 1,500,000 Voters by VANHELLSING: 2:29pm On Apr 10, 2015
gwales:
hausa votes is on lock down for ambode as instructed by our amiable president elect, so you better find other people in your futile journey
And your 99% northerners who are ridings okada & begging will be sent home & their bike seized just like fashola did?, more like bitten your nose to spit ur face? undecided cry


Anyways, hausas has always been useless, people who bomb themselves for one rapist muhammed, can do anything, even at their own detriment.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Blasts Party Leaders Over Loss To PDP by VANHELLSING: 7:15am On Apr 10, 2015
Ymodulus:
Really, what can one safely say is the Igbos interest in Lagos? Their Voyage in Lagos is to achieve what ?

You will agree with me that igbos are in need of an economic, viable, peaceful Lagos. Large number of igbos live on commerce, from this its safe to say that the Igbos want a Lagos where there are government policies that promote the growth of commerce and business. A Lagos where infrastructural developments (e.g roads, bridges, hospitals , good transportation system , lighting ) is generally alive to their duties.


What do the igbos really want in Lagos?

Truth be told igbos are just strangers been harboured in Lagos Land. Lagos belongs to some people, in same way Enugu and IMO belongs to some people. Its high time the Igbos understand this and desist from going on their normal activities. Lagos is a no Man's Land. its own by the Yorubas.

So quick, the igbos have selected Jimi Agbaje and even sideline with him, as an adopted son same way they adopted the outgoing President Jonathan in the last election against their interest as a people, which has left them in serious political Quagmire / Ramshackle, to the extent that igbos senators are looking for way to be admitted into the APC


Taking a cursory look into the two Governorship Aspirant for Lagos state, let us ask deep down and answer truthfully some questions ;
A. what sets these two candidate aside?
B. Is any of them Igbo?
C. What is the igbos problem?


The Igbos have had a fair stay in Lagos. The igbos, live peacefully unlike Kano state. The yorubas are highly politically sophisticated people, with great wisdom and understanding that its better they having a government in Lagos that belongs to the same party as the party at the centre, and now you want to destroy this.

Conclusively, its allowed for everybody to vote any candidate he wants, but a collective move to vote against the strategic interests of the people who own the land where you all live and make your living is not allowed. Lagos has been good to Igbos, a lot of you have succeeded in Lagos. Do not disrespect the people of Lagos. Nobody has murdered the Igbos in lagos like what we have, are , and will see in the north. Lagos remains the only state in this country where Igbos hold top government positions. Even your acclaimed, Rivers State have never given the igbos that privilege despite their huge population and presence there.


The people of Lagos / Yoruba's wants Lagos to progress and on Saturday, They will proudly vote for Akinwumi Ambode. A+


The Change they want is here. And that's the change from difference between party to same party. Just imagine a beautiful Lagos with no political differences of any sort with the federal government.



Last Quote Advice: " Igbos should stop trying to be more catholic than the pope "
When u are done with ur ranting u will realise that ur ambode is dead on arrival, as long as igbos are concern. You treacherous tribe no longer shout "igbo population are insignificant & inconsequential to determin election outcome in lagos". Why the begibegi & coaxing the insignificant igbos to vote your ambode?

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