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PoliticsRe: Fayose Needs A Psychiatric Doctor- Igbokwe by VANHELLSING: 11:30pm On Feb 24, 2015
gebest:
Stupidity is when u charge ur phone with generator and still come here and say GEJ till 2019.
Ode..no be everybody leaves inside bush like u, my area in lagos we enjoy light more than 16h everyday since December. Light hardly go off 2h without coming back. Una problem na from your local injection station or transformer. cry
PoliticsRe: "As The Guardian Newspaper Has Done, APC Must Apologise For Lying" - Fayose by VANHELLSING: 9:23pm On Feb 24, 2015
barcanista:
Watching keenly as events unfolds.

God Bless Jonathan
Bros na u be this?
PoliticsRe: Lieutenant Tobi Cohen, The Nigerian in Israeli Army by VANHELLSING: 9:10pm On Feb 24, 2015
tobtap:
bros....i no know oooo...just made it up cheesy grin
Atleast,Igbos will no longer claim to be only Jews in Nigerian cool cheesy cheesy wink
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Attacks Potiskum, Yobe by VANHELLSING: 3:03pm On Feb 24, 2015
Burger01:
Jonathan!!! Smh.
Your poor father undecided
PoliticsRe: Egypt Calls For A Nigeria-Egypt Led Force Against ISIS In Libya by VANHELLSING: 1:00pm On Feb 24, 2015
owobokiri:
This is a very good idea... If we don't go to Libya to get them, after several years of training in Libya with Libya's vast state infrastructure, ISIS will be formidable enough to start spreading rapidly across Africa. With their striking success in Iraq, most African states with their fledgling armies will be of no match.. Tackling ISIS in Libya NOW is the best way forward... But again is the Americans going to like that? ISIS is a very good destabilizing force. And the destabilization of Africa fits Americas foreign policy drives.., so?
The fact remains that ISISI posses more threat to African stability than boko haram & the earlier African nations like Egypt, south Africa, Nigeria & perhaps Kenya join hand & stop them from taking total control of Libya the better. Anyone with the knowledge of what is has done in Syria & Iraq will never say ISISI is not a threat to Nigeria.

ISISI is an invincible army of the dead, the earlier we root them out of African soul in this infancy, the better.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau: Jonathan Last Election Trump Card Against Buhari by VANHELLSING: 10:08am On Feb 24, 2015
egift:
With all PDP's attacks against the person Buhari and the APC campaign to defeat Jonathan and his party the PDP failing to turn the table and make bright the fortunes of Goodluck Jonathan's quest to stay put in Aso Rock against the increasing desire of Nigerians to vote for Change and turn a new leaf. President Jonathan is now left with his last Trump Card - Use Boko Haram to smear the good name of General Buhari.

From the look of things, this may have be regarded as a last resort. Below is the unavailing of President Jonathan's last Trump Card against Buhari:

1. As suspected, Boko Haram crisis is a political wildcard the PDP have reserved and groomed for a long time coming. The latitude given, sometimes totally ignoring them, our soldier abandoning weapons, lack of re-enforcement during military operations were all efforts to keep the tempo of fear in our hearts. How about Boko Haram striking any time the government is deep in on failure or the other?

2. When Jonathan got $1,000,000,000 ($1b) loan to fight Boko Haram and spent it in paying for the ceasefire that could not hold, it was a deal done with Shekau, brokered by Chadian President. We all saw the picture. But the ceasefire did not hold because some Boko Haram commander refused signing up to the deal.
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3. As stated before, Boko Haram will not be eliminated until it is used against the Opposition. And now that the election outcome does not look good for the president, and desperation setting in, Boko Haram will be a vital tool - either by them attacking the opposition, framing APC leaders or Jonathan brandishing his name as the one who captured Shekau.

4. As Abacha was quoted to say, "Any crisis that lasts beyond a couple of days, has the hand and support of the government, in one way or the other". Boko Haram has lasted more than 5yrs with President Jonathan.
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4. By denying INEC security for the elections, President Jonathan the Commander-In-Chief and his Officers in the Military have forced the hands of INEC to delay the election and buy Jonathan enough time to execute his last Act. The 6-weeks delay, military chiefs leading the charge, the new found cheat-beating and boasting from the Presidency of capturing Shekau "ALIVE", all point to the fact that this Trump Card is going as planned.

5. Discussing this yesterday with some friends, many believe that Boko Haram leader should be already in their custody by now for the plan to work.

6. The next important decision in the Trump Card against the APC is "How Do You Unavailable Shekau?" Should he be picked up like Saddam in a hole? Or the "Navy Seal" style with Osama? Whatever the plan, the aim is to dissuade voters from voting Buhari (especially among Christians). Which plan will get the largest electoral votes?

Few facts remain true, Boko Haram has stayed this long and over 20,000 innocent Nigerians dead because it is politically motivated or hijacked. It does not matter who it is. Also the fact that Jonathan and his military Chiefs will deal more blow on the entire Boko Haram structure in less than 6weeks than it has in 5years makes one wonder - WHY?

As this Trump Card plays out, Nigerians will troop out on 28th March to vote for the Candidates of their choice. The person with the highest votes and most states won will become the next President. Cheap Propaganda has proven not to be effective in this election.

God bless Nigeria!
Egift
This poorly written conjectures makes no sense.....smh
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau: Jonathan Last Election Trump Card Against Buhari by VANHELLSING: 10:03am On Feb 24, 2015
acidtalk:
If Buhari was President of Nigeria and every week he is gallivanting from NASFAT to Quareeb, from Quareeb to Ansarudeen, from there to Ahmadiyya, from there to Izala from there to the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs (NSCIA) and from there to the National Mosque in Abuja and from there to the Ilorin Central Mosque and from there to the Yobe Central Mosque and then from there to Lagos Central Mosque, then to the central mosques in Ibadan, Kano and Maiduguri then again he shells out billions of naira to imams, what would Nigerians say? What would Nigerians say if Buhari is the president now and he takes the jets of the presidential fleet to pack imams to Mecca? What would Nigerians say if Buhari was in the mosque and a grand imam from the north accuses southern tribes of being terrorists and Buhari is right there in the mosque and he says nothing? Hypocrisy has melted the brains of many in this country. Jonathan is a divisive leader using a very volatile means to push his sinister agenda. So answer me, what if Buhari was doing all this? And he makes sure the media is always covering every visit to the mosque? This same general was in Abuja some days ago for Friday prayers at Wuse, the imam did not even announce that Buhari was in the mosque and many were not aware he was in the same mosque with them. He had his prayers and left without any noise. Jonathan, I repeat, is a divisive figure and it is the actions of leaders like him that lead to catastrophic consequences. As for the hypocrites of this nation defending every stupid thing Oga Ade does because of tribe or religion, na you go tire for this one wey we start so.
Na Wetin de pain this one ni?, if u & bokoharii like jump from mosque to makranta to amajiri schools, it is none of our fuccking business.....smh
PoliticsRe: PDP Lambast APC Over Location Of Buhari’s Interview by VANHELLSING: 8:14am On Feb 24, 2015
phransix147:
Ur Mama!
YOUR POOR FATHER tongue
PoliticsRe: Apc Yourh Burnt 18 Chisco Bus by VANHELLSING: 8:12am On Feb 24, 2015
SegunAdewole:
We yorubas are the problem with this country ritual killing, assasination, blind followership. We are now destroying Igbo properties because of a Fulani man tommorow he starts killing and maiming our leaders we will cry louder and ask SE/SS for help. Why are we yoruba very stupid. Why why why .Even Fulanis are not this stupid. yoruba ronu o.
wink cool grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: PDP Lambast APC Over Location Of Buhari’s Interview by VANHELLSING: 8:07am On Feb 24, 2015
phransix147:
Only a fool let's out his location @ all times... That move could be 4 security and strategic reasons...
MUMU undecided
FashionRe: Ijeoma Rita Onyemaech, Lady With The Most Beautiful Face In Nigeria [PHOTOS] by VANHELLSING: 8:26pm On Feb 23, 2015
daveP:
Damilola, Funlola, Kemisola, shewa, lola and gbemisola are allllllll my nieces, sorry cousins, Trypa and they are all beautiful than the lady in the pics above so to speak(wipes hands with napkin)
Stop lying, in all my life I have never come across beautiful YORUBA. Except u mean bleached ones? embarassed cry
Car TalkRe: Artega Gt, A Car I Saw Today At School, I Am Speechless( Veiw Pic by VANHELLSING: 6:47pm On Feb 23, 2015
kentochi:
Wow!
Very fine.

Guys am plus 1 year today.
Can somebody wish me happy birthday!.
Am so happy.
HBD

PoliticsRe: Buhari Gets Listed On Chatham House Website by VANHELLSING: 2:20pm On Feb 23, 2015
Oooch pa buhari with his pathetic diction go disgrace Nigeria before the eyes of the whole world ahhh ....shame don de catch me already cry cry





On a serious note, if I'm buharis son I will be ashamed to ever introduce him to my friends as my father, because of his speech defect. R.I.P ENGLISH
CrimeRe: Business Woman Losses Millions To Herbalists & 3 Fake Witches [photo] by VANHELLSING: 12:52pm On Feb 23, 2015
The moral/lesson of this story that resembles a script from Nollywood is, Don't be greedy, be content with what u have.








You controls up to 10m & still want more from diabolical means...smh cry
PhonesRe: How To Hack Wi-fi Password Using Your Android Phone (2015) by VANHELLSING: 1:57pm On Feb 22, 2015
^^^Foooools abound in nairaland, this one above me is one undecided kiss undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Absensce At London Town Hall Meeting Strikes Controversies [PHOTOS] by VANHELLSING: 1:42pm On Feb 22, 2015
Guests:
[size=20pt]BRINGBACKBUHARI[/size]
Hahahahaha grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Absensce At London Town Hall Meeting Strikes Controversies [PHOTOS] by VANHELLSING: 1:37pm On Feb 22, 2015
Caseless:
shut da fvck up, hag. Go and get yourself a husband and quit serving us grunge here.
See pain! grin tongue

Nne dodge before this abokii throw u bomb, his religion support throwing bomb wink cheesy

PoliticsRe: Buhari's Absensce At London Town Hall Meeting Strikes Controversies [PHOTOS] by VANHELLSING: 12:43pm On Feb 22, 2015
missjenna:
This man is sick, but his followers find it had to believe. He looks sick, he acts sick. What other evidence do you people need

I just hope nothing happens to himundecided
Yes we need him alive come may 28 grin
Christianity EtcRe: Obasanjo, Oyedepo’s Lives In Danger – Prophet Oladele Samuel by VANHELLSING: 10:44am On Feb 22, 2015
Caseless:
thank yo! I'm going to be fervently praying for baba to avert any danger hanging on his head cos he's a nationalist. Oyedepo wont get my prayers.
OBJ is due for death, no need to pray for him & nothing will happen to daddy Oyedepo tongue tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Popular Nigerian Pastors Who Were Born Muslims (Photos) by VANHELLSING: 10:31am On Feb 22, 2015
cathodekazim:
Nairalanders, pls charlie hebdo saga isn't not long ago. Pls let watch the way we talk abt religion, very very volatile, stop mocking a religion just because you belong to the other religion. And as for you that says the whole nigerian will be converted in yrs to come, I blv u shd do ur research well. How many ar converting. Islam is nt a religion that publicize event. If not you wd hv hear abt christians converting to islam. If u wana know, I converted from christian to Islam just 2years ago and I have no regret for converting. Islam teaches oneness of God, honesty, peace and love for ones brother. My wife changed to, from Jenifer to Jumaila. So pls let check our comment and knw what we say
I pity your pathetic soul, from light to darkness? Your are a GONNER kiss undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Popular Nigerian Pastors Who Were Born Muslims (Photos) by VANHELLSING: 10:22am On Feb 22, 2015
otizs:
How much did these people has before invest in Christianity business? I'm planning to even build a small church, at least I will recorded #50,000 per month. Pastor are getting richer from your hard earn. What a blind set of people! Muslim till I die!
You mean terrorist till you die or do suicide bombing?

Christianity EtcRe: Popular Nigerian Pastors Who Were Born Muslims (Photos) by VANHELLSING: 10:18am On Feb 22, 2015
ALISMILE:
hahhahaha!Thanks very much! A whole country converted frm Christianity to Islam! Go to Europe and see d rate at which christians are thronging into Islam! Not all dis criminals who left Islam cos they cud not put with d bluntness in d religion!
Did u ever factor this, while the number is increasing in Europe it is drastically decreasing in middle east & Africa, either through wars, ethnic cleansing & Christianity gaining more access to areas formally hostile to Christianity, as a result war & destabilization.
Christianity EtcRe: Popular Nigerian Pastors Who Were Born Muslims (Photos) by VANHELLSING: 10:06am On Feb 22, 2015
Muslims are like....>> grin cheesy

Christianity EtcRe: Popular Nigerian Pastors Who Were Born Muslims (Photos) by VANHELLSING: 9:48am On Feb 22, 2015
holatin:
hahahahahaha see you, do you know the fastest growing religion in USA is Islam ?
if a whole USA can ve such record,who is Nigeria ?
wake up bro.

Am a Muslim
Am proud to be one
Sorry for your life......terrorists wink grin tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Popular Nigerian Pastors Who Were Born Muslims (Photos) by VANHELLSING: 9:44am On Feb 22, 2015
Pastor Moses Alu of The Bride Assembly Lagos, born as an hausa Muslim
PoliticsRe: Why I Dropped Buhari For Jonathan — Odumakin. by VANHELLSING: 9:07am On Feb 22, 2015
It is something of joy to see well educated, the elders & well traveled yorubas support this administration that is on course to restructure this country. Meanwhile the less educated are the ones shouting change. If these illiterate yorubas on every cyberspace shouting change have any atom of respect & foresight they will not be in conflicting course with their elders, I was told that what elders see while seating down, a child will not see it while on top of month kilimanjero.

This present crop of yoruba youths on the bandwagon of the "CHANGE" charade are but a disappointment to the philosophy of the great Awolowo, who in his lifetime championed for restructuring of this country & political freedom of his people.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Meets Igbo Leaders & Elders In Lagos (photos) by VANHELLSING: 12:36am On Feb 22, 2015
Juliaann:
Do you know that you are a mad man? and quit deceiving people that you an Igbo boy because we Igbo's think before we talk we make use of our brain its obvious you are a Yoluba boy
It seems you are not that old in nairaland?, the tribalist u quoted is a Bastaaard yoloba tout. He was born out of wedlock by a yoloba mother with mai suyar as a father wink cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Meets Igbo Leaders & Elders In Lagos (photos) by VANHELLSING: 12:27am On Feb 22, 2015
50calibre:
The Igbos will do anything for money, they'd sell their son for a meagre sum of money without giving it second thoughts.

These old, close-to-grave old men have no qualms mortgaging the future of Nigeria for a few thousands. As a matter of fact, give them a bag of rice & a goat, then watch them sing your praises like Celine Dion.

This attitude is disgusting!! I loathe these old Igbo men, they're a cancer to the progress of Nigeria.

I'm Igbo by the way, and if I had my way, I'd get rid of these foolish old men.
Hehehe, 50calbre has suddenly become igbo because of election? Lol. Well gird your loins well because you are in for the shock of your life, buhari got a thousand vote from southeast in 2011 out of pity, but come 2015 he will have only the vote of Ngige & Okorocha, even the vote of Ngige is not guaranteed
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Meets Igbo Leaders & Elders In Lagos (photos) by VANHELLSING: 12:07am On Feb 22, 2015
folabayo1:
Igbo people and their sense of biznes..God knows how much they charge the clueless president for this biznes gathering..am sure that come march they will still vote GMB cos they also love CHANGE to promote their biznes undecided
Igbos are not slaves like your people, we have made it unequivocally clear that we have nothing or whatsoever to do with APC & uncircumcised nut.Light & darkness has no communion. The rejection of Ngige & his APC in the past Anambra election testifies of our resolve not to have anything to do with APC as an islamic party.

Our next move after re-election of GEJ would be to free our Southwest friends from their perpetual servitude to the born to rule nut.





We need change in lagos & continuity in federal.....sai JK..... sai GEJ
PoliticsRe: 'Fayose Hired People To Monitor Buhari's Movements In London' - Garba Shehu by VANHELLSING: 8:04pm On Feb 21, 2015
amakaobiemeka:
that was buhari, pdp in 2015 is up against a revolution of the masses of bastardised people, a tip of what u saw in subsidy removal protest. This is not buhari war but the masses who would pay back pdp
I hope u and ur poor mother & father will lead the war? tongue tongue
CelebritiesRe: Jimi Agbaje's Casual Outfit Today To National Stadium,Surulere,Hit Or Miss?(Pic) by VANHELLSING: 7:52pm On Feb 21, 2015
alaoeri:
Don't vote in Just Kidding, a political novice besides PDP & thuggery can't be separated.
Vote APC.
Vote Ambode.
Sai Buhari.
Shut up, it is the other way round. Apcshit is the only violent party in Nigeria....oponu

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