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lolsss. 1.0 cgpa lolsss come to FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES EFFURUN if you dnt have a cgpa of 1.5 you will be withdrawn.....

andreweb:
their is something i will like to say to you Op but i reserve my comment for now

bros say it oooo. was jst trying to be educative !!!!

VAGINAL YEAST INFECTION

A vaginal yeast infection (Candidiasis) is a type of vaginitis — inflammation of the vagina — characterized by vaginal irritation, intense itchiness and vaginal discharge. A vaginal yeast infection affects your vagina and the tissues at the opening to your vagina (vulva). Most yeast infections are caused by a type of yeast called Candida albicans.

SIGN AND SYMPTOMS

Frequent symptoms include:
● Itching and irritation in the vagina and at the entrance to the vagina (vulva)
● A burning sensation, especially during intercourse or while urinating
● Redness and swelling of the vulva
● Vaginal pain and soreness
● Thick, white, odor-free vaginal discharge with a cottage cheese appearance
● pain during sex

source: http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/vaginal-yeast-infection-problem-to-most.html

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chngebeginwthme:
You mean in Delta or Bayelsa?

DELTA. FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES EFFURUN DELTA STATE

[quote author=chngebeginwthme post=61522628]Existing? When did they sell their form and what courses did they offer?[/quote

the school has been in existence since 2007. and we offer 10 courses, 5 technology and 5 science course ...and the school has also done great for her self by winning numerous awards just google it and you will see for your self. the school also has one of the best Student union government. because her vice president gave an independence day speech. so many more things you dnt know about the school

For the First time

Nigerians are happy for the new development  taking by PMB  see tweets : 

Today I signed into law a bill establishing the University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun, Delta State. #NDNewVision

see more tweets @

https://twitter.com/MBuhari/status/920321267663867907

source: http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/nigerians-appreciate-president-buhari.html

WhiteSoup:
Damage control

It's already too late cos the deed has been done .

WhiteSoup:
Damage control

It's already too late cos the deed has been done .

done bro. nothing is impossible

President Muhammadu Buhari Tuesday in Abuja pledged continued support for the socio-economic development of the Niger Delta region.
Giving the assurance at a brief ceremony in the State House to sign the bill establishing the University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun, Delta State, into law, the president said “this administration is fully committed to supporting the Niger Delta in its endeavours to achieve socio-economic development.”

He appealed to all communities in the region to strive for peace through dialogue in resolving all conflicts not only among them, but also with business entities and the authorities.
With the signing of the bill into law, the path has been cleared for the establishment of the specialised university in the Niger Delta, charged with training and research in petroleum technologies.

sources: http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/buhari-signs-bill-establishing-federal.html?m=1

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Educative. seriously there is no safe sit? abeg sef this life sef is not safe

Samyokporua:
bursary that I've still not been paid yet�

lolsss lies. I was the NADESSTU v.president FUPRE chapter and all my student were paid including me. so what are you saying??

SCAMMERS EVERYWHERE. jst like Midwestern jv scholarship

The Delta State Bursary and Scholarship Board, hereby invites applications from qualified Delta State Students in Public Government Own Tertiary Institutions to participate in the 2017/2018 Student's Special Assistance Scheme (Bursary Award).

Applicants are to fill the Fresh Application Form and submit online.
Online processing fee of N1000 will charged using debit cards.
Once the Payment is successful, Login to your profile page to complete your details by providing your Bank details and your Academics details.
Download and Print your Online Acknowledgement Card after succesful payment for verification, It is extremely important that you retain your Acknowlegement Card after sending scan copy to: 2017bursary@dsbsb.dl-gov.ng
Multiple application will be disqualify. Do you NOT apply more than once.
Approved Private Owned Schools (University, Polytechnics and College of Educations) are Eligible to apply.

To apply visit :



http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/delta-state-bursary-application-form-out.html?m=1


Deadline is 26th November 2017.
Note: Send email to: support@dsbsb.dl-gov.ng for any application problems, issues, and enquiring.

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Seun
mynd44

A young female Nigerian soldier, identified as Salo Roseline Tamarabrakemi, reportedly died in a road accident in Rivers State, yesterday.
A friend of the deceased who is also a soldier, Akuboere Lugardowortimi, shared the information on Facebook.
She said the lady was heading to Elele market in Ikwere Local Government Area of Rivers State, when she got involved in a car accident.
According to Lugardowortimi, “The accident happened less than 15 minutes of introducing her to a fellow Izon soldier serving in the area.
”And behold the result thereafter Pte Roseline Salo has become LATE.
”Can’t just imagine what life is all about. Still in amazement and dreaming that she has gone forever. God. may her soul RIP

source : http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/nigerian-female-soldier-killed-in-fatal.html

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NDDC  have come with this initiative to help the people of the Niger delta become oustanding entrepreneur to key into this great platform

Pls visit www.nddc.gov.ng and apply for Nddc Trainings

You must be from any of d nine Niger Delta States and u must be between 18 nd 35 years.

(1)Entrepreneurship capacity building
(2)Entrepreneurship program for women
(3)catering and confectionery program 
(4)food processing
(5)solar power maintenance program
(6)maritime technology
(7)home management (tie and die
(welding and fabrication
(9)furniture making and wood work
(10)modern printing technology
(11)entertainment industry
(12)fashion design and tailoring
(13)computer technology program

source : http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/nddc-trains-people-beacome-entrepreneur.html

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estherhadassah:
300l and above can not apply?

read the post Nd answer ur question

Total  Upstream  Nigeria  Limited  (TUPNI)  Operators  of  OML130),

  in  pursuance  of  its  Corporate  Social Responsibility,  invites  applications  from  suitably  qualified

Nigerian  students  for  its  2017/2018 NNPC/TOTAL   National Merit Scholarship Scheme.

ELIGIBILITY:

To qualify for consideration, applicants MUST  : Be registered FULL  TIME undergraduates in a recognized Nigerian University o o Be  certified  100 or  200 level  students  at  the  time  of  application PLEASE NOTE:

The following categories of students need not apply o o o o Students with less  than  200 score in  UTME 200  Level Students with less than 2.50 CGPA on 5-point scale, or equivalent 300  level  students  and above Current  beneficiaries of similar  awards from the oil  and  gas industry Application Forms are available online ONLY.

To apply, applicants should visit the website:

  https://scholarships.totalcsredu.com

This  application  opens  today,  Tuesday,  October  10, 2017  and  closes  on  Tuesday  October  31,  2017. Selection  tests  will  hold  on  Saturday,  December  2,  2017 at  designated  Centers nationwide,  which  will be  communicated  to  shortlisted  candidates  only.  Please  note  that  candidates  shall  bear  fully  the  cost of  transportation  to/from  test  venue.

Candidates  are  therefore  advised  to  choose  test  centers  closest to  them. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted for the selection tests.

source : http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/2017-2018-nnpctotal-national-merit.html

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I just dae look delta. @ least that place go calm small esp Warri Nd Asaba

Did you or someone close have your GTBank MasterCard lost, and you can't quickly find your way to the nearest GTBank branch, or probsbly it's weekend or holiday during which the banks are usually closed, as as a safety precaution, you are advised to block the card immediately, unless you don't have value for the money in the account the MasterCard is linked to.

"Guarantee Trust Bank" offers her users two ways to easily block their card for security reasons from the comfort of
their home, viz:

Via Internet Banking
Via Text Message.

To block the debit card via internet banking, you have to be enrolled for online banking with your phone Begin portal active. Then all you just need to do is login to your online banking portal and initiate the process. Once you're logged in, click on "Cards" on the left menu and click "Card Hotlist" Select Card Number and select the reason for hotlisting the card : suspected fraud, lost, stolen etc Enter your secret answer Click Continue. Enter your token code and click "Submit" That's all.

Otherwise, you can as well get it done via SMS. Here, you make a request via SMS to Hotlist your debit card as this will prevent it from unauthorized access and use. You can achieve this by sending a text with the message format: " HOTLIST (NUBAN Account Number)" to 08076665555.

But there is a catch. You must ensure to send the text message using the phone number that is linked to your GTBank MasterCard's account. And SMS Charges will apply.

Note that once a lost or stolen debit card has been hotlisted, it cannot be used ever again, even if it were lost and found subsequently. Thus, if you have online payments arranged with the lost or stolen card, you should make changes with the new debit card details once you have been issued the new card. If your missing card is subsequently found, destroy it.

source: http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/how-to-block-missing-gtbank-mastercard.html?m=1

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lalasticlala

The Delta State Bursary and Scholarship Board recently suspended its state sponsored scholarship for first class graduates of the state.

THE EXECUTIVE SECRETARY OF THE BOARD COMRADE ELIJAH OLOGE IN A LETTER ADDRESSED TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN , EXPLAINED THAT THE STATE COULD NO LONGER CATER FOR THE SCHOLARSHIP SCHEME DUE TO ITS
FINANCIAL DOWNTURN.

SUSPENSION OF 1ST CLASS GRADUATE
SCHOLARSHIP SCHEME

I Write to convey the Board’s resolution as it pertains to the 1ST Class Graduate Scholarship Scheme, that due to the prevailing economic situation beveling the State, the Scheme is hereby suspended.
The board is however aware of the fact that most beneficiaries solely rely on this scholarship scheme for the payment of tuition and other fees. Notwithstanding, the Board has to lay bare the plight of the State Government as it can no longer cater for the scheme as a result of the financial downturn of the State.
We regret any inconvenience this action may cause you.

Comr. Elijah Ologe
Executive Secretary

source :http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/10/delta-state-government-suspends.html?m=1

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'My daughter, 5, grew breasts at two and started period aged four - now she's being forced to go through menopause'

EXCLUSIVE: Emily Dover also developed strong body odour and acne before she turned five - her mum says: "She hasn't even had a chance to be a little girl"

A five-year-old girl who grew breasts aged two and started her period at four is now being forced to go through the menopause.

Little Emily Dover was still a toddler when she developed breast buds, strong body odour and cystic acne - to her parents' shock.


She started menstruating at just four years old and, within the past 12 months, has grown hair on her forehead, back and vagina.

Now, she is facing going through the menopause - as well as the same, often distressing, side effects that older women experience.

Her mum, Tam Dover, told Mirror Online her beautiful daughter is body conscious, aware that she is different to other children her age.

But heartbreakingly, the youngster can't understand why.

Recalling the moment Emily started menstruating, Tam, 41, said: "Because she has trouble toileting, she thought she had done a poo in her undies.

"We used panty liners and it didn't last more than a day."

She added: "She only had her period again the other day".

"She hasn't even had a chance to be a little girl.

"She's having to learn how to put panty liners on for menstruating."

When the youngster gets her period, she walks over to her devoted mum and dad, Matt, 40, and tells them that her "foo foo is bleeding".



"It's difficult to explain to her what is happening," said Tam. "She knows she's different, she knows she's much bigger than other children.

"She's very conscious of her body."

She added that she and her husband know that how they react is "how Emily will react" - so they make sure they respond to situations carefully.

"I don't want her to fear what is happening," said the mum.

Emily, who weighs around seven stone, was born perfect "in every way". A happy baby, she was smaller than her older siblings had been at birth .



But after just a week, things took a turn for the worse. She became unsettled, started crying out in pain and had difficulty sleeping.

She also started growing, rapidly.

By four months old, she was the size of a one year old. By two years old, she had developed breast buds and powerful body odour.

Two years later, she began her period. She was finally was diagnosed with Addisons disease this summer after years of doctor's trips and tests.

The disorder means her adrenal glands don't produce enough steroid hormones.

The youngster also has central precocious puberty - where puberty starts too early in children - congenital adrenal hyperplasia and autism spectrum disorder.

And she has sensory processing disorder and anxiety disorder.



"Emily is my youngest child and she was also my smallest baby after birth. She was 8lbs," said Tam, also mum to a 22-year-old and 20-year-old.

"The child before her was 10lbs. The first week was pretty normal. After that, [things] turned quite bad, she wasn't sleeping well, was in pain."

She and Matt soon noticed their daughter was growing "at exceptional rates".

At four weeks of age, Emily grew 4cm in just seven days.

"Little did we know, or her physicians, that Emily had underlying conditions that are rarely seen," Tam wrote on a GoFundMe page, set up to raise money to cover the "astronomical" costs of her daughter's treatments and medical care.

She told Mirror Online that one medic told her the youngster was likely "reaching her genetic capabilities" - because both she and her husband are tall.

However, by four months of age, she was the size of a one year old. The "strong and caring" girl was also suffering from "constant health issues".

These included "bouts of sickness, and infections" that doctors allegedly "put down to being in daycare" because both Tam and Matt work.

"She continued to grow," her mum said. "At four months old, we were dressing her in clothes for a 12- to 18-month-old baby."

She added that doctors told her and her husband it was "just how" their daughter was - or that she might have contracted a virus at daycare.

"There was always an answer," she said.

By two, Emily, who eats a healthy, nutritional diet, had developed noticeable body odour. "She gave the burliest man a run for his money," Tam said.

She had also started complaining of painful breasts and stomach cramps.

"Each time her growth was measured it was always way above the 99th percentile, and often 99th percentile for a couple of years above her age," Tam wrote on the GoFundMe page, called 'Emily. Teenager Before Her Time'.

"By 2 years of age, Emily had breast buds and body odour, and a rash on her skin since birth that was now being diagnosed as cystic acne."

The family was referred to the Pediatric Acute Care Unit at Wyong Hospital.

There, a series of tests were run and Emily's hormone levels came back as though she was a pregnant woman, according to her mum.

"Emily was then 3 years of age; she had breast buds, strega on her legs, excess body hair, and acne," said Tam, who works in a local public hospital.

"Something was very wrong with our little girl."

She continued: "Eventually, they did a long run of tests that involved our daughter needing to be sedated, because now, blood draws and the process was causing her little body so much stress that she was prone to go in to Adrenal Crisis which is life threatening."

Despite the tests, Emily's conditions were reportedly so complex that medics were unable to give a "definite answer".

"But our daughter's body was ageing faster than other people's with her bone age nearly 4 years above her chronological age," Tam said.

She described how the little girl - considered a "diagnostic challenge" by medics - was in "constant pain" from her growth.

"Currently at 5 years old, Emily is the 99th percentile for 8 year olds, has already started menstruating," she continued.

"She is due to start her treatment of hormone replacement therapy that is a 3 monthly injection.

Source: https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/my-five-year-old-daughter-11312462.amp

iamleumas:

Please I want to buy a new phone this week, which of these will you recommend for me?

1. Gionee M5 mini
2. Huawei Y6 Pro
3. Infinix Note 4
4. Techno Camon CX Air

Thanks I'm anticipating...

Gionee m5 mini

A Ghanaian lawyer , Maurice Ampaw , has said that incessant loud moaning during sex is a crime and must carry a penalty.
According to myjoyonline , Ampaw says moaning infringes on the rights of others and must be stopped .
He said , “Why is it that you are having sex , I cannot sleep ? In a compound house , they are having sex with you and everybody cannot sleep , you are infringing upon their rights to privacy and you are committing a crime because you are committing what we call a sexual nuisance .
“Everything that makes noise , everything that makes you uncomfortable is a nuisance .
The lawyer explained , “There are some girls when they are having sex and you are passing on the streets , you will hear them moaning and screaming .
“The worst ones are the men . If you are a man and you are having sex and you are talking and moaning , can ’ t you control yourself? You should have self- control , ” he said. “When animals are having sex do you hear them moaning like that?”
Ampaw also gave an instance of when he had to lodge in a hotel and could not sleep because of the noise coming from a couple that also lodged in the same hotel .
He narrated , “After I had finished with a hard day ’ s work at 7 o ’ clock I checked into my room and this guy and this girl came to town to rest, I was lying down before I could realize , [ their ] bed [ was making noise ] and then I woke up, I could not sleep and the girl was giving commentary . ”
“If you are enjoying , enjoy but don’ t come and infringe on [ my rights] …We must put a stop to it , ” He concluded .

source : http://punchng.com/moaning-during-sex-is-a-crime-says-lawyer/

iamleumas:

WHICH PHONE CAN I GET FOR 45K?

Dear nairalanders, please I want to buy a new phone this week so I want you to suggest a good android phone that I can get for #45k


My interest

-4,000mah battery
-2gb RAM
-Quality camera

That's all.

Thanks


I'll be glad if you can please help me. It's very urgent

gionee m5 mini

Former Chief of Army Staff , Lt Gen . Victor Malu , who served under former president Olusegun Obasanjo , is dead.

According to a family source who spoke to our correspondent in Makurdi , Malu died early Monday morning at a Cairo hospital.

He was said to have travelled to Cairo, the capital of Egypt two weeks ago for medical check- up.

Bem Adoor , who is a cousin to the late General , told our correspondent Malu was 70 years old .

He was born on January 15 , 1947 , in Katsina - Ala Local Government Area of Benue state .

In 1967 , he enrolled into the Nigerian Defense Academy , Kaduna as part of the 3 rd regular course and was commissioned second Lieutenant in 1970 .

Malu chaired the military tribunal that tried former Chief of General Staff and Vice Chairman Armed Forces Ruling Council Gen . Oladipo Diya and others in 1998 over alleged coup plot against the then head of state , Gen . Sanni Abacha .

source:
http://punchng.com/breaking-former-chief-of-army-staff-victor-malu-is-dead/

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my heart was beating at first. investigate or not is not our business. Russia 18. here I come

You can stand a chance of winning N150k and N50k in the on going show me luv sing N dance contest by just following the simple steps.
Make sure you tag and follow @geeclefooficial for a repost and also share your link for more votes.
Drinkwater2life N Goodluck .
#showmeluv

Larryfest:
Your boyfriend na werewolf

werewolf gang. lols. for me make she dae with the guy. cos she has his signature on her.....no man wld want to venture into DAT lady

anuoluwapo884:
Fake story lies everywhere

no fakes.. its for real

A Facebook friend (name withheld) shared this on her wall. what do you think she should do

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Follow the link below and download the song #showmeluv by @geeclefofficial (link also in his bio)

http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/09/music-gee-clef-show-me-love.html?m=1

Then do a short video of yourself with the song , upload & tag:
@geeclefofficial
For a repost. Share your link and the highest view gets the official cash.

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1st gets 150k + Tshirt + cap. nd 2nd gets 50k. all Up For Grab
Follow the link below and download the song #showmeluv by @geeclefofficial (link also in his bio)

http://www.mxentertainment.com.ng/2017/09/music-gee-clef-show-me-love.html?m=1

Then do a short video of yourself with the song , upload & tag:

@geeclefofficial

For a repost. Share your link and the highest view gets the official cash.

@fupre_must_know @makemusiclagos @geeclefofficial @Fupregram @slayingfuprites @mx_entertainment


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