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Where is my Fishoy ? ![]() |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Now I Remember, Ata-titus.[/quote]Lol. Is the name that hard? Just ten letters ![]() |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]I Learn A Lot From The Movie. My Favourite Actor Is Gannicus, So That Makes You One Of My Favourites.[/quote]You are just pulling my legs. Athanasius is different from Gannicus joh. |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Hello, Gannicus (Van). Or What's That Your Name In Your Story?[/quote]Lol. You are watching spartacus eh? ... |
Rap maestro: u gud, datz 9ce.. How's d story qoinq though?Not bad joh. Are u still bent on summarizing the end of that your story? ![]() |
texanomaly: Tex: (on knees in prayer) "Make light dey."Light no dey o ![]() |
Rap maestro: Shuga and Van Tee, xup?I'm sir. |
Good p.m Uncle Rap & Aunty Oliseh ![]() |
nelxsantos: . so light nver dey ur place evn dis mornin mak u chek wel oh b4 u sack person 4 work. mak U update naaaNo light jor, infact the last time we had light here was in 2011. ![]() |
Damex333: dont mind dat guy. E neva see d fury of damex333. E go know say e pass dt of d zygus.Your fury pass dat of Zygus eh? Kai... Why una no tell me say u be sango? ![]() |
[quote author=Miss_Fibre]I will unfollow this thread if you don't update quicker. [/quote]Please bear with me na ![]() |
Cuddlemii: you like it?I do ![]() |
Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born without ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come over and see their new baby. Akpos' parents were very sure their son would make silly comments about the baby. So, Akpos' dad decided to have a talk with Akpos before going to the neighbour's house. He said, "Now, son, that poor baby was born with no ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to beat the hell out of you when we come back home." "OK Dad. I promise, I won't mention his ears at all," replied Akpos. At the neighbour's house, Akpos leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at the mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos' comment, was pleasantly surprised and replied; "Thank you very much, Akpos." Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see clearly?" The mother, who was a bit surprised by Akpos' question, replied; "Yes ... his doctor said he has a good vision. Why do you ask?" Akpos said, "Well, it's a good thing, because i'm very sure he can't wear glasses. ![]() |
Tovot: nice work van,keep it up with more updatesThanks sis . |
Cuddlemii: hmm ![]() |
The above post is an edited version of your last update. Looks different huh? Well the few differences lie in some edited words, punctuation and paragraphs. I'm not saying I did a perfect job (I'm a learner too) but you'll admit that the edited post is more readable... Your story is interesting but you have to watch your use of punctuations, tenses and paragraphs, if you want your story to appeal to readers. Btw, I saw my name on your honour roll, I feel so honoured, thanks ... |
immortalvoices: Continued now... |
texanomaly: Van, sorry I didn't comment earlier. I couldn't read at that time. I wanted to give u a smile though. I have read it now. Don't worry about those who want u 2 update quicker. A real man takes care of business first. I will be here when u are ready to update, and I will follow your next writeup. Keep up the good work. TexThanks a lot ma'am ![]() |
wumsgreen: Van u. D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣γ̲̣ creze oh.i GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡. Talk say. i GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ wound dis boy but when i read Ūя̲̅ update i GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ °º≈=)) =)) =))...=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))... Forget.u too much.abeg we need more ;DVan u. D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣γ̲̣ creze oh.i GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡. Talk say. i GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ wound dis boy but when i read Ūя̲̅ update i GƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ °º≈=)) =)) =))...=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))... Forget.u too much.abeg we need more Thanks ma ![]() |
nelxsantos: bia VAN 10x for d update bt we d 9 men committee on power failure wokin nd aswel givin our felo kantry men steady light in d mornin. lo'llllll , I dey wait you guys, make una give us light for here o ![]() |
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Hal b: Nice story but u need to update in time and always try to use the sheaksperean english more often, to give the story it's originality.keep up the good work.I'll do that. Thanks for the advice ma'am ... |
deols: VAN van van van VaN!!!!!Yeah, all the jokes were recycled.... Thanks for reading and commenting ma'am ... most pple read without dropping their comments ... |
bishop4life: [size=12[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]pt][/size]the journey so far have been quite interesting and i bet all passengers onboard are having fun.but...did i hear the VAN driver say "END"? do He really mean "BUS STOP"? Please oga driver you should find a way of exteneding this journey,whether by changing route or changing the destination..whatever. just do something. Dont just "STOP" please!!!The story will end soon o... There might be a season 2 though ![]() |
iebanehita: Na wa for you o!..To each, his own. Others wrote their story, I'm writing mine. I don't believe in rushing to finish my story because someone finished his... Don't forget that this is my debut work, I'm still a learner. You are talking as if I'm happy with my story being dormant or unupdated. See, writing this piece doesn't do anything for me in real life, I have to hustle everyday to make ends meet. I know you guys deserve better but you have to realise that I'm trying the best I can, in my current situation. I can only promise that my next work will be better planned, updated faster and more interesting. Thanks . |
EPISODE 17 A gentle tap on my shoulder brought me back to consciousness early in the next morning. 'Wake up, Athanasius. It's morning already,' A voice, which my brain interpreted to be Hector's sang, in my ears. 'Seriously?' 'Do I sound like I'm joking?' he quizzed. 'Get your lazy a's's out of bed now and let's get going. I yawned, rather loudly. My brain was foggy and my sight blurry. 'Ok. What about the others?' 'I don't know about them. Maybe they'll join us there later,' Hector replied. 'Alright then. Go and wait outside, I'll join you soon.' 'Good,' Hector muttered as he left the room hurriedly. I sat up on the bed and let out a loud hiss. ... Why is God treating me like dis na? I've been praying to him since my first day here to deliver me from.... 'Athanasius!' Hector shouted from outside, thereby intruding my train of thoughts. 'Coming!' I shouted back, as I quickly straighted my wrinkled, once white school shirt which now looked like it had been washed in sand. After that, I raced out of the room with the speed of lightning to meet Hector outside. * * * * * * * * * * I got outside to meet Hector and Fabianus in the middle of a discussion. 'Good morning Fabianus,' I greeted. 'Good morning Boss,' he said cheerily. 'Who are you kidding? You are the boss around here jor,' I said with a chuckle. 'No, the gods have chosen you to be the boss. Now the time has come for you to fulfill your destiny by saving our people from the wrath of Justus,' he explained. 'Do you still remember what I told you yesterday?' 'Of course. I do.' 'Good,' he replied. 'Now take this,' he said as he handed me a rolled up piece of paper. 'What's this?' 'It's a map. The map of the route you will take to the black cave where Zygus, the dragon dwells.' 'What do we need map for again? I thought you said the cave is over there,' I said, pointing towards the huge mountain that stood some two hundred metres away from us. 'Yeah. I said that, but I think travelling on land is risky,' he opined. 'Like I was telling before you came around, you guys might be spotted by the dragon or even Justus' men before you get to your destination.' 'What do you have in mind then?' Hector asked. 'Simple. You'll use the tunnel.' 'Tunnel again? Oh no! Please tell it's not like that one we used the other time,' I whined. 'No, it's not,' Fabianus told me. 'I swear by the relics of the saints, this one is clean and clear.' 'Fine. When will you guys join us at the cave?' Hector asked. 'In little time,' Fabianus answered. Hector then turned to me and said; 'Let's go and show that dragon the stuffs we are made of.' I didn't answer him. I was doing something else, I was staring fixedly at Fabianus. 'What is wrong?' he (Fabianus) asked. 'I know you have the powers to see the future,' I said cooly. 'Please tell us what the outcome of our battle with Zygus will be.' Fabianus suddenly went still as if he had been electrocuted. He stood rooted to the spot for several moments with his eyes held firmly shut and jaws clenched. 'What is going on here?' I asked Hector. 'He has entered a trance. He will tell us what he saw when he's back,' Hector explained. Some moments later, Fabianus' lips started moving slowly as if he was muttering some words. This continued until he suddenly opened his eyes and broke into a smile. 'What did you see? Tell us,' I said, not even bothering to hide the excitement in my voice. 'If I tell you something n ow, my gods at the top might go and do another thing,' he said, while pointing up to the sky to emphasize his point. 'Just believe that your destiny is in your hands.' I nodded dumbly, my disappointment boldly writ on my face. I had expected him to assure of victory but I was disappointed. 'Alright then. Hector, let's get going,' I said. 'Go in peace, sirs. May the gods grant you victory over Zygus,' he prayed. 'Make sure you don't spend too much time in that tunnel though.' 'Why?' I asked with a sixth sense telling me that bad news was on the way. 'Ummm... The fairies must not meet you there.' ... Whaaaaaaat? To be be continued... |
Rap maestro: nah.. Ve decided to drop it.. Its not worth it again jorh.. I'll just end it wit simplicity, nothing 'd.ope'.. Mynd, neva mynd jorh.. Xpect ma next one shaDon't give up on it na... ![]() |
Tovot: vantee i see youYou and this your eagle eye .... Good afternoon everyone ![]() |
Rap maestro: Wanna endorse www.nairaland.com/1207026/love-favour i've almost complete it... I'd like to complete it on FPseconded ![]() |
Fishoy: Mcheew....abuja drivers are so anoying...gd mrng allSorry... Hw was your night? |
sweetsmalsis: To another story of course! ![]() |
oyestephen: port to where ? Una head dey there my guy... |
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