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Errm I forgot to add, the boy's name na AKPORS...

A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class.

The boy said. 'Ma'am, I should be in the 4th grade coz I'm smarter than my sister and she's in the 4th grade'.

The Teacher had heard enough of his complains & decided to take the boy to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal, who decided to test the
boy with some questions that a 4th grader should know.

Principal: What's 3*3?

Boy: 9

Principal: 6*6?

Boy: 36

The Principal asked the boy many more questions and he got them right. The Principal then asked the teacher to send the boy to 4th grade.

The teacher, who didn't want the boy to go easily, told the principal that she wanted to ask the boy some more questions, the Principal agreed.

Teacher: What does a cow
have 4 of, that I only 2 of?

Boy: Legs

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with T and is hairy, oval, delicious with thin whitish
liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Teacher: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes open
really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking
charge.

Boy: Bubble Gum

Teacher: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?

Boy: Tent.

The principal was looking restless now.

Teacher: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn
what am I?

Boy: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When u
blow me,u feel good?

Boy: Nose

Teacher: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver

Boy: Arrow.

Teacher: What starts
wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u have 2 use ur hand?

Boy:Fork

Teacher: Whats it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his
& a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of
veins & is responsible 4
making love?

Boy: Heart.

The principal let out a sigh of relief & said to the teacher: "Send
the fu'c'king boy to the University, even I got all the questions wrong!"

Akpors went to his doctor with his two ears burnt.

The doctor asked him. "What happened?"

"I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang, but
instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron
and stuck it to my ear," Akpors explained.

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in genuine pity.

"But what happened
to your SECOND ear?"

Akpors replied; "The Id'i'ot called again."

@OP. No, they are wrong. We are responsible for every of our actions, even if we happen to be tempted by the devil, since we have the freewill to choose btwn right and wrong...