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[quote author=Miss_Fibre]I feel like smacking your bottom... Welcome back... Hope you are feeling stronger and refreshed?[/quote]I will gladly return the favour ... I'm much better now, Thanks ma'am.

Hector looked at me as if I had just made the dumbest sentence in the whole world.

'Are you kidding me? Can't you see the weapons with them?' He asked with a whisper.

'What weapon?' I asked him back.

'You'd better cut down on the amount of Garri you consume,' He advised. 'Look at the region near their wings, you'll see what I'm saying.'

I peered long and hard at the amused Fairies and then saw the weapons Hector was talking about.

... Eewo! Na Hausa dagger o...

To be continued....

I'm so glad to be fully back... I don miss all of you guys o...

EPISODE 18
'Uh-oh!' I heard Hector groan softly behind me as we treaded our way through the tunnel, towards the black cave.

'What is wrong?' I asked concernedly. Nothing must do this guy o, or else I'll have to face the dragon alone.

'Umm... Nothing. Just that this armour is kind of weighing me down,' he complained.

One look at Hector, a word that will surely come to mind is 'Overload'. Yes! With the huge helmet that adorned his head, the gigantic shield, the thick metal gloves and the numerous weapons he had on, Hector was certainly 'Overload'ed.

'What? I thought you guys have always been trained armour. How come you are having problems now?'

'Fabianus caused it,' Hector replied bitterly. 'He compelled me to wear Javinus' armour instead of my own.'

'I'm sorry, but now is not the right time to complain. Let's get our a's's out of this damned tunnel before the Fairies catch up with us,' I advised.

'Hunh? Where did you get that?'

'Get what?' I asked incredulously. 'Were you sleeping when Fabianus was talking to us the other time?'

'Honestly, I wasn't listening,' He confessed. 'I was busy thinking of how I'll lure Zygus out of its hiding place.'

'Don't you worry too much about that. Let's get off this tunnel first.'

'Alright. But do you think Fairies are really in this tunnel?' Hector asked in a fear laced voice.

I didn't get the chance to reply him because in that moment, a tiny unhumanlike voice rang out some metres behind us. It was no doubt a fairy's voice.

'Zuewen, The mudmen are here. Go and get the others.'

I did not wait to see who or what had spoken. I just picked race like person wey collect relay baton.

'Athanasius wait. Let's fight them,' Hector called behind me.

I answered him not.

'Ok then. Wait for me!'

'When I reach front I go wait,' I replied, unconsciously lapsing into pidgin. I raced on towards the other end of the tunnel with an incredible speed.

That incredible speed turned out to be my undoing because it left me powerless to stop myself from crashing into the high wall that suddenly appeared ahead of me.

GBAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

It was one hell of a crash. I sailed in the air for a few seconds before landing on the cold, bare floor with a mighty thud.

I laid there on the floor in a dazed state, unable to move at all. With my tongue hanging out of my open mouth and my eyeballs dancing 'Alingo' in their sockets.

"Serves you right. You should have waited for Hector,' A soft voice said in my head.

"Shut the fvck up!" Another voice replied hotly.



** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **

Moments later, I opened my eyes to find Hector crouched beside me, trying frantically to loosen my tie.

'What is going on here?' I asked as I sat up and rubbed my aching 'ogo'.

'Thank ye gods that thou hath restoreth Athanasius.'

'Hey! Have we been caught by the Fairies?' I asked, naturally assuming the worst because of the deep frown I saw on Hector's face.

'No, but we will be pretty soon, if we don't find a way of getting out of this tunnel,' Hector replied grimly. 'I have checked around, no door or hole for us to exit.'

'Are you serious?'

'I am,' He replied. 'As we speak, the Fairies are approaching us in large numbers.'

'How can.....?' I was cut short by a sudden cry from Hector.

'What's wrong?' I asked.

'Look behind you,' He told me.

I turned to see a huge image of a face on the tunnel wall. I needed not to be told that it was Fabianus' face.

'What are you still doing in the tunnel?' Fabianus queried. 'You ought to be in the cave by now.'

'We haven't found the way out of this tunnel,' replied Hector.

'What is wrong with you guys? Why do you think I gave you the sacred map the other time?'

... Oh map! I don forget sha...

I dipped my hand in my back pocket to fish it out. Nothing was there.

'Did I give you the map?' I asked Hector. I was surprised that the map wasn't in my pocket. I could have sworn to 'Ogun' that I put it there immediately Fabianus gave me.

'Are you telling me that you have lost the map?' Fabianus asked angrily.

'Come Shirel! We hath found the mudmen,' A shrill voice said behind me just as I was about replying Fabianus.

I tore my eyes off the wall and turned 180 degrees to see who had spoken.

Fifty or so dimunitive, winged, humanoid creatures appeared before me.

'Hey man. These fellas aren't looking harmful at all. We shouldn't have run away the other time.' I whispered to Hector.

yelonelo: Like honestly finish d story already!!!!!!!!

I will do that. No vex sir...

texanomaly: Are you serious? Van, I pray thy body be healed and He giveth strength to thy bones. Amen. Feel strong soon. We miss you.

Thanks alot ma'am .

Madawaki01: Vantee is battling wit fever currently,..make we pray for him oo

oyestephen: eeya. We'll pray for him

.

Thanks my Bruvas

sweetsmalsis: So u are updating again abi?

I'll do that tomorrow. Thanks .

Marian17: Van, where is our update?

I dey vex jor... Network no gree me update... the one I tried to post last night just disappeared ...

Neduzze5: Brenda whatsapp, stop hiding in here!

Madawaki01: Now i'm finally here,nice story van

as u dy hustle in silence now,i pray ur success go make noise.

Waitin for the nex update

Amen

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vizboy: She don cool down this time but next time i no sure say i go fit help again oh.

NICE PEICES write up

There won't be a next time... Thanks bro

Madawaki01: Nice story here
flipping to page 2

Thanks sir ...

Tovot:

vizboy: na wa oh van na the 2 day be this oh no update. Even my woman make they follow me read done dey vex self. Na wa oh

Help me beg am make she no vex o, I go update tomorrow around evening...

nelxsantos: . una place get name @al mak I no wetin de xup. bt dat 1 I no go tak as an xcuse do am as b4 nd upadte jor. leta anoda committe b instustd 4 una.

My area na GRA:- Government Rejected Area

ninja4life: Abeg oga van update quickly o

I'll update tomorrow. Thanks

Tovot: vantee

Tovot

Rap maestro: sick to the marrow

Sorry bro.... I wish you speedy recovery....

Fishoy: u no i love u...T's jst jealous

...

Fishoy: shes nt serious....u no hw i feel

I don't know again o . U'll have to remind me.

Tovot: tell fishoy to leave larry alone,she doesnt even know you exist

Are u serious?

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Let's Meet At The Five Stars. [/quote]Whaaaaat?

Shugamania: Hey fish, Teevee, Larry and Van..

Welcomee..

Hello ma'am

Fishoy: it ws a lng one...ws indoor tru out

Why? Did you nt go 2 schl?

Fishoy: can i chng ur mynd....vantee wlcm

Thanks hon ..... Hw was ur day?

Tovot: vantee ,when r u sendn ur pics now ?

When I grow some hairs on my errrm...chin

Hal b: Friend or Foe!
Don't seem to know,
Trust! An heavy blow,
When betroth on them,
Dou of Different Domination,
Collide As an Entity.

Affiliating Destruction,
Confusion and Depression,
To the life of Humanity.
Oh Lord!
Save the Juvenile
From these Dou
Acquit the Innocent
Detest Trio.

Natural phenomenon!
Can't cease to Exist,
Only the Almighty,
know their Exit.

Nice one ma'am. I'll give this 7/10... Looking forward to reading more poems from you.