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 Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 3:06pm On May 27, 2013 |
Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thanks  . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 3:05pm On May 27, 2013 |
#15 (In a CRS class) TEACHER : Who Created the Earth? (Akpos pokes a girl’s back with a pencil) GIRL : Oh God! TEACHER : Good.. Correct answer!! TEACHER : Who was Born on 25 Dec.? (Akpos again pokes the girl’s back) GIRL : Oh Jesus!! TEACHER : Very good.. Correct answer.. TEACHER : What did Eve tell Adam when they had their 17th Baby?? (Akpos pokes the girl’s back yet again) GIRL : If you Stick that ‘Thing’ on Me Öne More Time, I’m going to Break It into Half.. Teacher fainted!!  6 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 2:56pm On May 27, 2013 |
#14 Akpos and Eazy entered a chocolate store. As the storekeeper was busy looking around, Eazy quickly stole 3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store, Eazy said to Akpos: "Man I'm the best thief in the world, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, Can you beat that?". Akpos smiled and then replied: "What have you done sef? Ok, if you want to see something better, lets go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing." So they went to the counter and Akpos said to the Shop keeper: "Do you want to see magic?" Storekeeper replied: "Yes." Akpos said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The storekeeper gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too, while Eazy looks on in amazement. The shop keeper asked: "But where's the magic?" Akpos replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find the chocolates I just ate there." 15 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 2:41pm On May 27, 2013 |
Ihedinobi: Good thread actually, man. Keep going. . Thanks... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 2:40pm On May 27, 2013 |
Melancholy: Hmm...am loving this jokes, short and captivatingThank you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 2:36pm On May 27, 2013 |
augmentin: very funny.Thank you |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:58pm On May 26, 2013 |
Fishoy: God understands...body no be stoneAbi o . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:56pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: that is not what i meant!i meant no doing with fishoy now,its a sinWith anyone else, it might be, but with my Fishie, it's definitely not . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:54pm On May 26, 2013 |
Shugamania: Hmmmm..Good night sugar . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:52pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: hmm fornication things ,GOD is watchingGod is watching us doing our thing eh? You are funny |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:50pm On May 26, 2013 |
Fishoy: sounds gd to me...av got class 2maro*plasters her with kisses and carries her to the bedroom* Guys no peeping o, Gud night y'all |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:44pm On May 26, 2013 |
Yawns.... Ok guys, I'm sleepy and I'll like to call it a day here. Fishoy, what do you say to us retiring to our bedroom?  . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:41pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: but the trill comes from knowing that you don't understand itDon't grin too much. I understand yoruba pass you sef, so ma feyin ju  . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:38pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: do you have things for jiraiyasMust u answer a question with ya own question?  . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:36pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot:Don't flash teeth too much jor, Fishoy has told me that it's yoruba . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:33pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: sharrap did i tell you i was going to sleep?besides i can't leave fishoy alone with you!I'll take this to mean you wanna join us. Choi! Threes.o.m.e tinz . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:29pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: ibi ere lati n mo oto oro!What language is that  ? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:28pm On May 26, 2013 |
Fishoy: u jst no hw to make me blushI smileth... |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:27pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: since nobody has questions for me..............Go in peace. Sleep tight, sweet dreams . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:25pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: its not 'vee' , its 'van'Oh leave her. I'm okay with anything she calls me |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:22pm On May 26, 2013 |
Fishoy: wish i cud...bt vee's only jokin rite vee?yes, I was joking. |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:19pm On May 26, 2013 |
Fishoy: . . Don't worry, it would take more than sugar to price me away from you . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:15pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: sugar has uploaded her pix,but am finer than her sha,but your hair is wonderful,and that smile can melt jairaiyas heart in minsTrue that. Now if I weren't so involved with Fishoy, I would have....... |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:12pm On May 26, 2013 |
jiraiyas: Who be her Love? Me or You?Na me now. But you fit help her catch the granade na, there's nothing wrong with that . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:10pm On May 26, 2013 |
superbloke:Oya come, let me take you to her place . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:07pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: serious? that guy has got no liver,#on your own#See Bad belle pesin. U want to spoil our loff affair abi ... |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:03pm On May 26, 2013 |
jiraiyas:Eeeyah, na u wey catch the granade for Fishoy abi? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 11:00pm On May 26, 2013 |
superbloke: Visualizing...You should be Vocalizing na, or do you miss Ishi dat much? . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 10:54pm On May 26, 2013 |
Fishoy: awww....wil u catch a grinade fr me?That'll be a bit impossible o. You know love is blind na, how do you expect me to see the granade? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 10:50pm On May 26, 2013 |
Fishoy:*looks around, sees that HBG is not looking. Steals a kiss with Fishoy* I loff you too . |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 10:46pm On May 26, 2013 |
jiraiyas: I Think Its Using My last cash to buy her a doll,and using my suppose tfee for buying that card and running thru the rain to her place that evening from market *i was xo wet that i wore her black singl til nyt*I'll gladly do the same for my fishoy |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 10:42pm On May 26, 2013 |
Tovot: how will u pay attention when ur busy necking vanteeYour blood is hot. You seriously need Larry . |
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