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Rap maestro: i heard ma name here.. Who summoned me and why?

Kai! You must have dstv dish-like ears .

Fishoy: some whackin wil do

I'll do that the next time he tries to come between us .

Fishoy: dat is ok as lng as ur nt watchin*wispers to vee*make it deep

You bet I will. *kisses Fishoy deeply, yimu to HBG*

HumbledbYGrace: let it be a holy kiss

Holy kiss ke? There is nothing like that in the kissing manual I read o .

superbloke: You need omo to wash your mind

My mind's not dirty, I only 'talked' the obvious .

Fishoy: j sed u got a grl nd nt jst a grl bt an angel

Where did he get that from? The dude needs some whacking .

jiraiyas: Xo You Dont Know Again *after making me cry,thank goodness am thru it*

Will you kindly leave my fishoy for me, sir?

HumbledbYGrace: No! I cannot allow fornication in Mynd's shop no!

Please na. Ok, I'll make it a light kiss...

superbloke: Yea, cold and wet here, i think it's even affecting the network. It's really terrible

You need Isiloff

Fishoy: wats rong babe

Leave me jor. U just said to my hearing that you loff Mynd. U think I don't understand Yoruba abi? >.

HumbledbYGrace: I was kidding, Fishoy is under my guidance and you can't just kiss her infront of me without permission!

Sorry ma, I was desperate to prove her wrong. Now, do I have your permission to give her a full blown kiss?

Fishoy: y u breakin ma heart?....v is it tru?

What?

HumbledbYGrace: get a room!

We will, ma'am .

Tovot: mtstchew ! larrry where are you

Hehehe! Jealousy.

Fishoy: prove me rong...

*gathers her in his arms and gives her a french kiss* .

Fishoy: prove me rong...

.

Fishoy: dnt no....hes nt d lovin type jor

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No comments again? .

No comments again .

Marian17: yeah.i have replied.

Ok .

Marian17: Lmao!!! Another hilarious post. Nice one Van .

Thanks . Have you seen the PM i sent you?

Fishoy: hw ws ur nite??waited fr u al tru

It was pleasant... I slept like a baby and I dreamt about you .....

Fishoy: Gd mornin ya'll

Gud morning Fishie ...

oyestephen: Brother, i always watch out or your upddates...so comedic
now its action time with justus

Thanks my bro

Errrm, Ayaf updated my story... *coughs*.... Dat's all.

*****_______*****
'Damn,' I muttered under my breath for what seemed to be the hundredth time in the space of the ten minutes we have spent in the Givian tunnel.

The Givian tunnel was one of the numerous routes that led to the Distein forest and Fabianus had suggested that we use it because it was safer than riding on horseback through the normal Austieres-Distein route where we could easily be seen by Justus' men.

According to what Fabianus said, the tunnel was built with the use of magic by the founding father of Casville, Javinus, when he was trying to escape from the Greek invaders. This has made the tunnel accessible only to the very few number of people who had taken time to learn the deep secrets of the tunnel's magic.

After Fabianus' explanation, we had all agreed to use the tunnel and here we are now crawling our way towards Distein because the tunnel was too small for us to stand upright in.

... That Javinus wey build this tunnel must have been a dwarf o, see how the thing just small...

'Yes. Let's stop here,' Fabianus said, when we got to a certain place.

By that time, my clothing was caked with mud and wet with sweat.

'Have we gotten to Distein already?' Castor asked.

'No. This is Cervantes,' Fabianus replied.

'How close are we to Distein?' Castor asked again.

'We should be able to get to Distein in two or so hours,' Fabianus answered.

... What? Two more hours of crawling? These people won't kill me sha...

'Why did we stop when we haven't gotten to our destination?' Brian queried.

'Errm... I'm contemplating on us giving Larrius a visit,' Fabianus said.

'Who is Larrius?' I asked.

'He is a sorcerer, a very powerful one at that. He is a good man too. I'm sure he'll be of help to us one way or the other. His house is just a few minutes walk from here.'

... Who dis one dey fool? Few minutes walk abi few minutes crawl...

'I actually meant walk, because we are getting off this tunnel right now,' Fabianus said, with that 'I can read your mind' look of his.

I shook my head in amazement... Over jaz dey worry dis guy...

We left the tunnel through a door I hadn't noticed before and we started to walk towards Larrius' house.

'Hahahahaha! Welcome, we hath waited long for thee,' a terribly hoarse voice said behind us.

We all spun round to see nine, heavily armed men, dressed in red and black walking towards us. No doubts, they were Justus' men.

... We are outnumbered and outarmed. This one na GHEN GHEN...

To be continued...

Marian17: Van, I see you. I hope you are updating o.

Ayaf posted one update ma'am. Oya let me post the second one.

Episode 12
'Let us not waste time,' Fabianus said 'Sir Bryan, please go help us load our gear.'

I don't think I have mentioned Bryan before. He is one of the seven Knights Fabianus commissioned to be my helper. He is a tall, skinny chap with curly, red hair. I don't even know who made him a Knight sef. Walai he go scatter if I give him just one blow.

'Wait a minute, Sir Bryan, I've got something to say,' I said.

Everyone in the tiny room focused their attention. I swallowed hard, then I continued;

'Sirs, I know some of you do not wish to ride to Distein because of the high risks involved. Now, I have decided not to force anyone anywhere against his wish. Therefore anyone of you who do not want to ride to Distein should signify now so that we plan our next moves.'

The Knights exchanged glances of surprise, they hadn't expected me to say something like that. In truth, I said it because of Stefanus. His vehement argument with Castor had left no doubts about where he wanted to go.

An awkward moment of silence passed, nothing happened. Just as I was beginning to think that all the Knights were willing to go to Distein, the thing happened. The Knights started raising their hands.

... One, two, three, four, five, six... Six Knights wanted to return to Casvillé! Walai, I wish I could join them raise my hands...

'Sir Bryran.....,' I called.

'What?'

'You are the only Knight left, asides Castor. Don't you want to return to Casville too?' I asked.

'No. I have some scores to settle with Zygus,' he replied.

... I pity you sha, when you roast finish, you go fry join am...

'Ok. What about you, Sir Castor?'

'Distein all the way sir.'

'Ok then,' I said 'Stefanus, lead your fellow Knights back to Casvillé. When you get there, gather all the men you can, then wait for Hector and his men to return from Athens. We will be waiting for you at Distein.'

'Ok sir, you are such a wonderful leader. May the gods grant you victory over Zygus, the dragon,' Stefanus prayed.

'May the gods grant you too a safe return to Casville.'

With that Stefanus and the five other Knights, Dammexus, An0nimus, Brokotus and Mutainus, packed their loads and left the inn for Casville while yours truly, Castor, Fabianus and Bryan left the inn too and headed towards that terrible place called DISTEIN.

... Four actors, one boss. This film go sweet o...

Br3nd4: I dunno whats wrong with Van Tee ooo. . He needs whipping.

, who'll whip me?