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LiteratureRe: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 11:18am On May 23, 2013
Br3nd4: Hehehehe. . . Okay o. . Then after that one the next update will be next year abi? grin
No o, after that one the story go finish grin grin grin.
LiteratureRe: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 11:07am On May 23, 2013
Br3nd4: I dey vex 4 all of una n ur short updates
No vex o. I go make sure my next update long like epistlesmiley.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 10:56am On May 23, 2013
Marian17: Lmao!!! You af die before death come sef grin grin grin.
No mind that Athanasius. He is a coward.smiley smiley smiley
LiteratureRe: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 10:53am On May 23, 2013
Br3nd4: Smh. . . What ever makes you happy. . . *lazy ass* tongue
Hey Brenda, you no dey show face for my thread again. Wetin I take do you na? sad sad
LiteratureRe: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 10:51am On May 23, 2013
Neduzze5: Please don't kill Neduzzus oh. Okay, I am going to update soon
Now you are talking smiley smiley.
LiteratureRe: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 10:39am On May 23, 2013
Neduzze5: Ayam going to stop here now. Leave me alone joor
Ehn? Stop where? U'd better continue if you don't want Neduzzus to die grin grin
LiteratureRe: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 10:18am On May 23, 2013
Neduzze5: So no one likes my story bah? It's not fair. at least, when you read, you post your comments and check my mistakes so that i will make corrections. It will enable me to update regularly since I know people are watching my back cry
Continue jor, I dey your back gidigba grin.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 10:07pm On May 22, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Vista]I don comment and them no hide am... Wetin u dey wait for...[/quote]grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 2:56pm On May 22, 2013
Neduzze5: Ayaf see you. Ayam stee trying to update on the short stories thread grin
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LiteratureRe: Story: A New Dawn by VanTee20(m): 2:04pm On May 22, 2013
This story is interesting, keep it coming Neduzze grin grin grin.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 1:43pm On May 22, 2013
Neduzze5: remember to visit ma own thread and comment grin
Ok, I'll do that smiley.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 1:40pm On May 22, 2013
Neduzze5: I'm still thinking of another story to write
Ok my bro. Ayam sorry if I disappointed you.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 1:38pm On May 22, 2013
Damex333: Seriously boss @d top. Guy i don fall from on moving train where i dey dey read o just cos of van wey wan break my ribs. I need d female massagers now. But am still laughing sha
‎ ‎سبجبس‎, guy you don make me laff in arabic. Female massagers ko? Female messengers ni. grin grin grin. ‎
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 1:32pm On May 22, 2013
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Oga At The Top Indeed. grin This Is So Very Hilarious.[/quote]Thanks sir grin.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 1:30pm On May 22, 2013
Jiteshell: hahaha:-D
Thanks for commenting ma'am smiley.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 1:27pm On May 22, 2013
Neduzze5: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin You af die oh!
grin grin grin. No vex say I never write that story wey I wan post for your thread o. Something happened and another thing happened on top it, dat's I couldn't come up with the story. No vex grin.
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LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 1:23pm On May 22, 2013
oyestephen: grin
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Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 12:51pm On May 22, 2013
[quote author=sweet-tease]Lmao grin grin grin[/quote]grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by VanTee20(m): 8:58am On May 22, 2013
debayun: Oga flow ewo ni gbogbo eleyi sin haha eti gbagbe rule nos 21 ni haha e den so ibo lataro e jeka gboran mo kan wo screen bi enipe mo n ka kewu. Otito pelu gbogbo ibo ti e n so jo haba abi e fe kin sepe ni
Emajekinbinu oooo

I hope I did nt derail sha sad huh sad
Sekpe na. Talo da e duro? Iwo ti gbagbe pe ekpe ila kii mu agbonrin... grin grin grin.
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LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 6:50am On May 22, 2013
'Fabianus, thou art our eyes, for we mortals are blind. What sayest thou? Or shall we say, what sayest the gods?' I said.

'I have asked the gods while they were arguing. I'm sorry, no words from the gods yet.' Fabianus replied apologetically.

'It's ok. What this mean is that the gods want us to take our destines in our hands. Bring me a coin please,' I said.

I was given a gold coin. I continued with my speech;

'Head means we go back home to Casvillé, Tail means we go ride to Distein, the best of three wins. Let's go.'

I was just about to flip the coin when I noticed the image of the person on the coin. It was a bald, cheeky man.

... Na my oga for school, Mr. Ogwuzi, be dis o...

'Who is this?' I asked, becaused I had my doubts about that person being my physics teacher.

'That is Julius Ceaser,' Fabianus answered me.

'Eh? Which Julius Ceaser?'

'The same Julius Ceaser, who served as the dictator of the Roman republic. He took this picture without wearing his laurel wreaths,' He explained.

... Chei! So the Man wey ravage Europe na Akpari too...

'Alright. Let's get on with our thing,' I said.

I flipped the coin the first time. The tail {Distein} came up. Castor punched the air in gusto while everyone else maintained their passive silence.

... I don dey suspect dis Castor guy sef, shey he never fear death ni...

I flipped the coin the second time. The head {Casvillé} came up. I smiled in my head.

Everyone waited with bated as I got ready to flip the coin for the last time.

'Should I do it?' I asked.

They all nodded. Their excitement had probably made them lose their voice.

... I don't even know who put this idea of flipping coin in my head, see as my BP just dey rise like madt. God, you know say after Devil, na Dragon wey I fear again. Let Casvillé win o, I no wan roast for fire...

I flipped the coin the last time. It landed on the hard ground with a shrill sound.

... GBAM! Na tail, Ayaf die. Na Distein we go gosad...

To be continued...
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LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 5:49am On May 22, 2013
I wrote this piece with a heavy heart, I hope you'll find it interesting
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EPISODE 11

It was very early in the next morning. We had all gathered in Fabianus' room to discuss our next line of action. Fabianus opened the floor;

'Sirs, last night when you had all gone to sleep. I started reading the annals of Mirevus. Mirevus is the first chief priest in this land. While I was reading the book, I came across an important point that will help us defeat Justus and his men, but I'm afraid it's a very difficult thing.'

'Tell us what it is,' we requested.

Fabianus hesitated for a few moments, then he replied;

'Well, the annal says that we must find Zygus, kill it and smear its blood on all our weapons for us to be able to them against Justus and his men.'

'Arrgh! Zygus!' The Knights exclaimed.

'Who is Zygus? Why are you all scared of him?' I asked Fabianus.

'You don't know anything, these men have reason to be scared. Zygus is the evil, blood thirsty dragon that dwells in the Distein forest,' Fabianus told me.

... Eh? Dragon? Chai! Death don come...

'So what do we do now?' Fabianus continued 'Do we ride back home as planned or should we try our hands at killing that dragon?'

... Kill what? Dude I'm not leaving this inn...

An awkward silence followed that question. It seemed to me that the only sound being made at that time was the fast beating of my heart.

After what seemed like an eternity, Castor stood up and spoke;

'We mustn't waste time. Justus might decide to attack anytime he likes. The earlier we get Zygus, the better for us. Let us ride to Distein and get it as soon as we can.'

'No,' Stefanus protested 'Let us return to Casvillé first, then we can gather more men and prepare well before we attack Zygus.'

'What are you saying?' Castor cried 'Do you mean we should take the entire army with us to Distein because we want to kill just one dragon? By the gods, we are Knights, we aren't supposed shy away from any kind of trouble or danger.'

'We are not shying from danger, we just have to prepare ourselves well. Do you even know the creature we are talking about? Zygus? One fiery breath from him, we are all down to ashes.'

I watched amusedly as they continued to argue back and forth, with the other Knights taking sides and joining the argument. In the end, the Knights turned to me and said;

'Athanasius, thou art our saviour and our boss at the topgrin. What sayest thou?'

I shifted uneasily in the little chair i sat as I realised that nine pairs of eyes were riveted on me. I quickly debated in my head and I decided to pass the buck to another person.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op):
Geez! So it's been six days since my last update, how fast time flies. I must drop sumtin tonight sad.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 6:48pm On May 21, 2013
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Music/RadioRe: FOXYBONE --- Itz All On Me (inspirational Song) by VanTee20(m): 2:10pm On May 21, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Vista]Moderators.... Front page please... I no wan take last oooo[/quote] Seconded
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 9:05pm On May 20, 2013
#12
TEACHER: Akpos, what is 4+ 4?

AKPOS: Aunty, I nor know.

TEACHER: Ok, I know u love snacks so listen; If I give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur hand, and I give u an additional 4 balls, what will u have?

AKPOS: 8 puff-puff.

TEACHER: Bravo! We are making progress here. So what is 4-4?

AKPOS: I nor know o!

TEACHER: (sighs) ok, if I give u 4 balls of puff-puff, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in ur hand?

AKPOS: Na oil naa!
Music/RadioRe: FOXYBONE --- Itz All On Me (inspirational Song) by VanTee20(m): 8:32pm On May 20, 2013
Ok I'm not a pro in analysing music but that freestyle, to me, is good.... You try no be small. Kudos man!!
Music/RadioRe: FOXYBONE --- Itz All On Me (inspirational Song) by VanTee20(m):
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Music/RadioRe: FOXYBONE --- Itz All On Me (inspirational Song) by VanTee20(m): 7:32pm On May 20, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Vista]angry angry angry angry[/quote]Wait make I download first before I comment...... grin grin grin.
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 7:29pm On May 20, 2013
Jovanna: U qat me cracking ma ribs
I hope I won't get arrested for doing that grin grin grin. Thanks for reading and commenting ma'am.
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 7:27pm On May 20, 2013
Lagusta: Bad belle mentality dey worry u undecided undecided undecided
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Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 7:27pm On May 20, 2013
alekside: I love your jokes grin
Thank you sir.
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 7:26pm On May 20, 2013
kemisuga: Nice!
Thanks ma

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