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Br3nd4: Hehehehe. . . Okay o. . Then after that one the next update will be next year abi?No o, after that one the story go finish . |
Br3nd4: I dey vex 4 all of una n ur short updatesNo vex o. I go make sure my next update long like epistle . |
Marian17: Lmao!!! You af die before death come sefNo mind that Athanasius. He is a coward. ![]() |
Br3nd4: Smh. . . What ever makes you happy. . . *lazy ass*Hey Brenda, you no dey show face for my thread again. Wetin I take do you na? ![]() |
Neduzze5: Please don't kill Neduzzus oh. Okay, I am going to update soonNow you are talking . |
Neduzze5: Ayam going to stop here now. Leave me alone joorEhn? Stop where? U'd better continue if you don't want Neduzzus to die ![]() |
Neduzze5: So no one likes my story bah? It's not fair. at least, when you read, you post your comments and check my mistakes so that i will make corrections. It will enable me to update regularly since I know people are watching my backContinue jor, I dey your back gidigba . |
[quote author=Foxy_Vista]I don comment and them no hide am... Wetin u dey wait for...[/quote] ![]() |
Neduzze5: Ayaf see you. Ayam stee trying to update on the short stories thread . |
This story is interesting, keep it coming Neduzze . |
Neduzze5: remember to visit ma own thread and commentOk, I'll do that . |
Neduzze5: I'm still thinking of another story to writeOk my bro. Ayam sorry if I disappointed you. |
Damex333: Seriously boss @d top. Guy i don fall from on moving train where i dey dey read o just cos of van wey wan break my ribs. I need d female massagers now. But am still laughing sha سبجبس, guy you don make me laff in arabic. Female massagers ko? Female messengers ni. . |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Oga At The Top Indeed. This Is So Very Hilarious.[/quote]Thanks sir . |
Jiteshell: hahaha:-DThanks for commenting ma'am . |
Neduzze5: . No vex say I never write that story wey I wan post for your thread o. Something happened and another thing happened on top it, dat's I couldn't come up with the story. No vex . |
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[quote author=sweet-tease]Lmao [/quote] ![]() |
debayun: Oga flow ewo ni gbogbo eleyi sin haha eti gbagbe rule nos 21 ni haha e den so ibo lataro e jeka gboran mo kan wo screen bi enipe mo n ka kewu. Otito pelu gbogbo ibo ti e n so jo haba abi e fe kin sepe niSekpe na. Talo da e duro? Iwo ti gbagbe pe ekpe ila kii mu agbonrin... . |
'Fabianus, thou art our eyes, for we mortals are blind. What sayest thou? Or shall we say, what sayest the gods?' I said. 'I have asked the gods while they were arguing. I'm sorry, no words from the gods yet.' Fabianus replied apologetically. 'It's ok. What this mean is that the gods want us to take our destines in our hands. Bring me a coin please,' I said. I was given a gold coin. I continued with my speech; 'Head means we go back home to Casvillé, Tail means we go ride to Distein, the best of three wins. Let's go.' I was just about to flip the coin when I noticed the image of the person on the coin. It was a bald, cheeky man. ... Na my oga for school, Mr. Ogwuzi, be dis o... 'Who is this?' I asked, becaused I had my doubts about that person being my physics teacher. 'That is Julius Ceaser,' Fabianus answered me. 'Eh? Which Julius Ceaser?' 'The same Julius Ceaser, who served as the dictator of the Roman republic. He took this picture without wearing his laurel wreaths,' He explained. ... Chei! So the Man wey ravage Europe na Akpari too... 'Alright. Let's get on with our thing,' I said. I flipped the coin the first time. The tail {Distein} came up. Castor punched the air in gusto while everyone else maintained their passive silence. ... I don dey suspect dis Castor guy sef, shey he never fear death ni... I flipped the coin the second time. The head {Casvillé} came up. I smiled in my head. Everyone waited with bated as I got ready to flip the coin for the last time. 'Should I do it?' I asked. They all nodded. Their excitement had probably made them lose their voice. ... I don't even know who put this idea of flipping coin in my head, see as my BP just dey rise like madt. God, you know say after Devil, na Dragon wey I fear again. Let Casvillé win o, I no wan roast for fire... I flipped the coin the last time. It landed on the hard ground with a shrill sound. ... GBAM! Na tail, Ayaf die. Na Distein we go go ...To be continued... |
I wrote this piece with a heavy heart, I hope you'll find it interesting ___________ EPISODE 11 It was very early in the next morning. We had all gathered in Fabianus' room to discuss our next line of action. Fabianus opened the floor; 'Sirs, last night when you had all gone to sleep. I started reading the annals of Mirevus. Mirevus is the first chief priest in this land. While I was reading the book, I came across an important point that will help us defeat Justus and his men, but I'm afraid it's a very difficult thing.' 'Tell us what it is,' we requested. Fabianus hesitated for a few moments, then he replied; 'Well, the annal says that we must find Zygus, kill it and smear its blood on all our weapons for us to be able to them against Justus and his men.' 'Arrgh! Zygus!' The Knights exclaimed. 'Who is Zygus? Why are you all scared of him?' I asked Fabianus. 'You don't know anything, these men have reason to be scared. Zygus is the evil, blood thirsty dragon that dwells in the Distein forest,' Fabianus told me. ... Eh? Dragon? Chai! Death don come... 'So what do we do now?' Fabianus continued 'Do we ride back home as planned or should we try our hands at killing that dragon?' ... Kill what? Dude I'm not leaving this inn... An awkward silence followed that question. It seemed to me that the only sound being made at that time was the fast beating of my heart. After what seemed like an eternity, Castor stood up and spoke; 'We mustn't waste time. Justus might decide to attack anytime he likes. The earlier we get Zygus, the better for us. Let us ride to Distein and get it as soon as we can.' 'No,' Stefanus protested 'Let us return to Casvillé first, then we can gather more men and prepare well before we attack Zygus.' 'What are you saying?' Castor cried 'Do you mean we should take the entire army with us to Distein because we want to kill just one dragon? By the gods, we are Knights, we aren't supposed shy away from any kind of trouble or danger.' 'We are not shying from danger, we just have to prepare ourselves well. Do you even know the creature we are talking about? Zygus? One fiery breath from him, we are all down to ashes.' I watched amusedly as they continued to argue back and forth, with the other Knights taking sides and joining the argument. In the end, the Knights turned to me and said; 'Athanasius, thou art our saviour and our boss at the top . What sayest thou?'I shifted uneasily in the little chair i sat as I realised that nine pairs of eyes were riveted on me. I quickly debated in my head and I decided to pass the buck to another person. |
Geez! So it's been six days since my last update, how fast time flies. I must drop sumtin tonight . |
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[quote author=Foxy_Vista]Moderators.... Front page please... I no wan take last oooo[/quote] Seconded |
#12 TEACHER: Akpos, what is 4+ 4? AKPOS: Aunty, I nor know. TEACHER: Ok, I know u love snacks so listen; If I give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur hand, and I give u an additional 4 balls, what will u have? AKPOS: 8 puff-puff. TEACHER: Bravo! We are making progress here. So what is 4-4? AKPOS: I nor know o! TEACHER: (sighs) ok, if I give u 4 balls of puff-puff, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in ur hand? AKPOS: Na oil naa! |
Ok I'm not a pro in analysing music but that freestyle, to me, is good.... You try no be small. Kudos man!! |
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[quote author=Foxy_Vista] [/quote]Wait make I download first before I comment...... . |
Jovanna: U qat me cracking ma ribsI hope I won't get arrested for doing that . Thanks for reading and commenting ma'am. |
Lagusta: Bad belle mentality dey worry u ![]() |
alekside: I love your jokesThank you sir. |
kemisuga: Nice!Thanks ma |
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