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[quote author=Foxy_Vista]Dey here dey form comedian [/quote]Dis one no sabi anytin o. U no know say I be comedian like Basketmouth.

Ok, I know say u dey vex on top my story wey I never continue, but I go update soon, no vex

Dygeasy: dies!!

Ehn? Don't die here o .

#11
A psychiatrist wanted to the number of his patients had been cured of madness, so he assembled them in a classroom and drew a big door on d board.

He then told the class that anyone that can open the door on the board will recieve 20,000 cash as a gift and he will also be free to go home.

On hearing this, they all rushed to the board
to open the door, except one young man who remained in his
seat at the back of the class smiling.
The psychiatrist, with profound joy and excitement on seeing that somebody has been cured
of madness, went to the young man and asked;

'Why didn't you join your
mates in trying to open that door?'

The young man replied;

'No mind those madt people jare, they are just rushing, they don't
know that the key is in my pocket.'

Sexybarbie: lmao.

megareal: Im loving this. NIce ones.

Thanks

#10
Akpos asked Chichi in a library;

“Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND
THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”

All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he felt embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’ table and she told him

"I study psychology and I know what someone is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

Akpos responded with a loud voice: "N50,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH NA!!!"

Everyone in the library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears.

"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

nnecar: Your jokes make sense,kudos

. Thanks for commenting ma'am.

SlendyMEE: LMAO

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#9
Akpors was being discharged from Yaba Mental Hospital after the doctors thought he was finally back to normal.

They put him in an Ambulance to
be taken back home.

They took him to Omole, as he claimed that's where he lived.

Just as they approached a certain house, 2 kids dressed in school uniforms came out of the house.

Akpos screamed; "Those are my children, they are going to school".

A minute later a woman came out of the same house and Akpos
screamed; "That's my wife, she is late for work."

This time the doctors were convinced Akpos was okay and took him out of the ambulance
but was still in chains.

As they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the
house and Akpos screamed; "Yes, that's me, i am going to my
office."