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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 9:01pm On May 30, 2013
Tovot: superbloke cheesy and vant grin
wink cheesy
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 8:59pm On May 30, 2013
Tovot: lol a girl has to keep warm in this cool season , and you know larry has been 'awol' for some time ,abi if its you u wuld substitute vantee20 wt jiraiyas
Has she not done that already? huh angry
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 8:55pm On May 30, 2013
jiraiyas: Great ve Missed You
*Swings fist and aims for his nose*

angry angry angry
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 8:53pm On May 30, 2013
Fishoy: tnkssmileysmiley
Wow! Fishie's very first post on my thread wink cheesy
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 8:50pm On May 30, 2013
Neduzze5: Don't worry Bobo. We will soon go to front page. Our oga at the top, Mr Mynd is working on it.
I know Oga Mynd is working on it. Thanks for your support bro, God bless smiley smiley
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 8:48pm On May 30, 2013
[quote author=idee.esperanza]I started from the first page to this page. Your story is interesting and very funny though.
btw their names sef na case grin[/quote]grin grin grin. Thanks sir smiley.
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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 6:14pm On May 30, 2013
Tovot: vantee say good evening jor dnt forget i can ban you angry i endorsed your story, but mynd askd for the link, and i dnt know how to paste a link! want to show me how to paste the link? smiley
Good evening madam... I've pasted the link there smiley.

Good evening everyone smiley.
LiteratureRe: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by VanTee20(m): 5:40pm On May 30, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Link please[/quote]Here sir ===>www.nairaland.com/1204532/saviour
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 5:38pm On May 30, 2013
Tovot: i have endorsed your story because you apologized and because fishoy put in a good word for vantee20 smiley
Thanks madam smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 5:00pm On May 30, 2013
Kenistry: hehehehehe......hilarious!
Thanks grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 4:58pm On May 30, 2013
#21
Mum came home from work to find her 5 year old son, Junior, crying.

"What's wrong sweetie?" she asked sweetly.

"I think daddy is going to die because the nanny wants to kill him, but at
least he will go to heaven" Junior
answered.

"Why would you think such a thing honey?" mum asked.

Junior answered,

"Because when daddy came home during his lunch break he took the nanny to the guest room and after some time he started to scream.
"Janet, you are killing me! Janet you are killing me! O Lord, O my God, I am
coming". grin
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 4:36pm On May 30, 2013
Damex333: Those people that copy stories are now here no nairaland again o, our very own serahsadeiyare story "razor-tongue"(she has a blog also) has been copied on a facebook story, lets unleash d wrath of nairaland on d facebook said b4 it get 2 ur turn o. Here is d facebook page.

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=646875595327424&id=313147372033583&set=a.314966258518361.92979.313147372033583&refid=17
Those plagiarists have started again eh angry angry.

I couldn't access the page sha, the link is probably broken or it's unavailable... Maybe you should re-post it.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 4:30pm On May 30, 2013
texanomaly: I love this story Van. Abeg...Keep it coming.
I will madam. Thank you smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 4:03pm On May 30, 2013
[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]angry angry angry angry[/quote]tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 3:41pm On May 30, 2013
Jovanna: Van tee nani kip it cuming
Thanks my sister, you are mouthed, as in 'you get mouth' grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 11:39am On May 30, 2013
Fishoy: shocked...lmfao...my ribs oo
Sorry grin grin
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 11:37am On May 30, 2013
Marian17: Van, when are you updating now? sad...
Before today runs out grin...
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 11:07am On May 30, 2013
dominique: Faints shocked shocked grin
Gives her mouth resuscitation grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 11:01am On May 30, 2013
#20
A teacher instructed her fifth- grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.

The next day the kids came in and shared their stories.

"My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," said one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail
out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop,
then landed in the middle of 20 enemies. He shot 15, stabbed three, and killed the last two
with his bare hands."

"What is the moral of this
horrible story?" yelped the
mortified teacher.

"Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking." grin
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 10:52am On May 30, 2013
Br3nd4: Rotflmao. . . grin grin grin grin oh my word! grin grin
Van wont kee me
Eh? Don't die o grin grin grin.
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 10:49am On May 30, 2013
Marian17: hahahaha! Very funny smiley grin
Thanks, more's coming grin....
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 7:30am On May 30, 2013
leoflexzy: grin......very funny.....kudos......u gat me
Thank you sir smiley...
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 8:18pm On May 29, 2013
Tovot: he has not o ,he's still begging me to endorse him for frontp
Begginghuh?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 8:17pm On May 29, 2013
Fishoy: do it nau.....van u no al u gotta do is ask nd it shal be given
Ok, do it for me cheesy...
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(op): 8:15pm On May 29, 2013
My story in the Literature/writing section ====> www.nairaland.com/1204532/saviour.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 8:12pm On May 29, 2013
My thread in the Jokes section ====>www.nairaland.com/1287436/read-n-laff-collection-hilarious

Read, Laugh and errrm..... Comment grin grin grin.
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 7:44pm On May 29, 2013
Tovot: her day was fine
You are her mouth piece now abi grin. Ok, what's up with her?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 7:27pm On May 29, 2013
Fishoy: damn dis network....am fine dear
How was your day? smiley
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by VanTee20(m): 7:09pm On May 29, 2013
Fishoy: Helo tovot...y is dis plc so dryhuh
Hello Fishoy.
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by VanTee20(op): 7:04pm On May 29, 2013
Tovot: why would i endorse it ? after you did shakara in chat central, you now want me to endorse angry
Me? Shakara? how? When? Where? Why? :O

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