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Tovot: superbloke ![]() |
Tovot: lol a girl has to keep warm in this cool season , and you know larry has been 'awol' for some time ,abi if its you u wuld substitute vantee20 wt jiraiyasHas she not done that already? ![]() |
jiraiyas: Great ve Missed You*Swings fist and aims for his nose* ![]() |
Fishoy: tnksWow! Fishie's very first post on my thread ![]() |
Neduzze5: Don't worry Bobo. We will soon go to front page. Our oga at the top, Mr Mynd is working on it.I know Oga Mynd is working on it. Thanks for your support bro, God bless ![]() |
[quote author=idee.esperanza]I started from the first page to this page. Your story is interesting and very funny though. btw their names sef na case [/quote] . Thanks sir . |
Tovot: vantee say good evening jor dnt forget i can ban youGood evening madam... I've pasted the link there .Good evening everyone . |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Link please[/quote]Here sir ===>www.nairaland.com/1204532/saviour |
Tovot: i have endorsed your story because you apologized and because fishoy put in a good word for vantee20Thanks madam ![]() |
Kenistry: hehehehehe......hilarious!Thanks ![]() |
#21 Mum came home from work to find her 5 year old son, Junior, crying. "What's wrong sweetie?" she asked sweetly. "I think daddy is going to die because the nanny wants to kill him, but at least he will go to heaven" Junior answered. "Why would you think such a thing honey?" mum asked. Junior answered, "Because when daddy came home during his lunch break he took the nanny to the guest room and after some time he started to scream. "Janet, you are killing me! Janet you are killing me! O Lord, O my God, I am coming". ![]() |
Damex333: Those people that copy stories are now here no nairaland again o, our very own serahsadeiyare story "razor-tongue"(she has a blog also) has been copied on a facebook story, lets unleash d wrath of nairaland on d facebook said b4 it get 2 ur turn o. Here is d facebook page.Those plagiarists have started again eh .I couldn't access the page sha, the link is probably broken or it's unavailable... Maybe you should re-post it. |
texanomaly: I love this story Van. Abeg...Keep it coming.I will madam. Thank you ![]() |
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Jovanna: Van tee nani kip it cumingThanks my sister, you are mouthed, as in 'you get mouth' ![]() |
Fishoy:Sorry ![]() |
Marian17: Van, when are you updating now?Before today runs out ... |
dominique: FaintsGives her mouth resuscitation ![]() |
#20 A teacher instructed her fifth- grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came in and shared their stories. "My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," said one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territory with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 enemies. He shot 15, stabbed three, and killed the last two with his bare hands." "What is the moral of this horrible story?" yelped the mortified teacher. "Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking." ![]() |
Br3nd4: Rotflmao. . .Eh? Don't die o . |
Marian17: hahahaha! Very funnyThanks, more's coming .... |
leoflexzy:Thank you sir ... |
Tovot: he has not o ,he's still begging me to endorse him for frontpBegging ? |
Fishoy: do it nau.....van u no al u gotta do is ask nd it shal be givenOk, do it for me ... |
My story in the Literature/writing section ====> www.nairaland.com/1204532/saviour. |
My thread in the Jokes section ====>www.nairaland.com/1287436/read-n-laff-collection-hilarious Read, Laugh and errrm..... Comment . |
Tovot: her day was fineYou are her mouth piece now abi . Ok, what's up with her? |
Fishoy: damn dis network....am fine dearHow was your day? ![]() |
Fishoy: Helo tovot...y is dis plc so dryHello Fishoy. |
Tovot: why would i endorse it ? after you did shakara in chat central, you now want me to endorseMe? Shakara? how? When? Where? Why? :O |
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