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How I Met Your Mother Season 9

Girls are funny...the guy was been nice she didnt reply....na insult she come dey reply like say she dey fight person wey thief her virginity

I will kill him....it's as simple as that

majorbravo:
Mine was when I was still a freshman, there was this guy who was getting roasted in a "yabbing" contest. Dude literarily cried and left, told us he will be back. He came back the next day with one skinny dude in baggy clothes and told us, with gleeful eyes, that this dude would skin us alive with his yabs.

Now Keycan(not his real name) was our serial 'yabbist' and has been itching for a worthy competitor for sometime. Immediately he saw the skinny dude, he didnt even wait for an introduction and lauched his attack with the most hilarious yab I ever heard: "Who be this guy? See as you be like skeleton wey person just throw skin on top like bedspread". That was it, show was over!


Update: I have had a laugh remembering good ol days, found this thread as well: https://www.nairaland.com/1556745/yab-yab-yab-childhood-yabbing. It cracks me up everytime

Damn!!....

A friend of mine' got herself pregnant' by a male friend of hers ...Nna eh

Melvin was in BBA not BBnaija so they were never housemates

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Lol...the kid is fucking lucky...that woman is gorgeous ...#just saying

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bjhaid:
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bjhaid:
tried it last weekend, it did not work.

Bro...I sent u a mail, pls reply

ritababe:
tell him. they just hate Chinese phone for nothing, anyway they have taken over already nothing they can do about it now.
#tecno
#infinix
#gionee
#voteiamkinglee
#MrNairaland 2016

Babe Samsung is Chinese too naa...I love China market, if you ask for fake you get fake...anything from that is the original

Akshow:
Before nko? You wan Compete with person wey pass you ni?

I wanted to ignore him but....WTF is he high?...its easier said when you don't understand a word he says....I speak and hear both igbo and yoruba so I will tell you...Olamide is good but nwanne eh phyno bu playmaker...chai,I stopped playing naija songs a while back phyno brought me back

xtremer:
e get as this yuor slip bee..

*Allsvenskan - Jonkopings - high risk

But how do you expect him to stake 100 and not take risk..?..that's the beauty of it cos even giving the favourite team 2goals ahead can still cast

ekwuemendinso:
pls house, explain this:
i played a game and gave the away team one goal ahead to still draw i.e 0:1. and the game ended 3:2. did i win or lose pls?

You won...you would have lost if your choice was away to win 0:1 cos then the score woulda been 3:3

And that was how PMS become the new topic of the thread....

viviangist:
http://www.punchng.com/army-court-martials-six-soldiers-murder/

Nooo naaa....court martial ke..when they can be sent to maiduguri...haba..that's a bad riddance to bad rubbish...maiduguri would have been better...

farano:
Story for the gods. .Most Nigerian celebrities live fake lives, they claim to be what they are not. They should learn to work for the future and invest in anyway they can, even if it means opening a kiosk to aid them during the rainy season.

Lady I would agree with you if it was another artist but babe davido is bleeping rich...he would still be rich without the music..upon say him papa get money the kid still went out of his way to make his...that's the mentality some rich children don't have....

Cimbi:
Deposited 1k....u may check ur acc. balance to verify

Ahhh...Bros me nko...VanUrch merrybet ni....I yaff drop it since naa...#one_love

Cimbi:
Thanks bro, made one ticket actually. Which bookie do u patronise, would like to do a lil funding 4 u

Hehehe..me too bro..the thing follow pain me...Juve na winch...merrybet VanUrch..

Guyss..I have been following MLS for a while now..I think they are the league with the strongest home advantage...either the last on the eastern and western conference table will never lose as long as they are home....highest na draw...na my next concentration be that...try it out....monitor them for 2 3weeks you will see....and their odds are always above 1.5 so if you double chance home teams you will still get atleast a 1.2

Flyer20:
I hope you know Zwolle needs a win just like PSV.. Bts(No) is just too risky

Not only that...PSV has been leaking in goals lately...they will score 10 and concede 5

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Hehehe...baba drop am make we see...bet9ja subscribers no fit play this one oo

Juzec:
lol...how i go giv alabi gala money jxt lyk dat?.....e mean say at most na one team go score...na opposite of ....bt e stil risky sha...lol

Sometimes I wonder why those bookies have and BTTS...

Remix and show me...weekend acca,play at your own discretion.. I know there might be few void games here but I just wanna reduce the risk of those so called big teams playing X..I still can't forgive Bayern Munich for last weekend's...infact na me carry their matter give hammer, castandbind and co make them comot for champs league..Lol.
Draw no bet
Leicester City - Everton FC 1.35
(0)Leicester City
Handicap 0:1
Sunderland AFC - Chelsea FC 1.40
Chelsea FC
Draw no bet
Tottenham Hotspur - Southampton FC 1.40 (0)Tottenham Hotspur
Draw no bet
Manchester City - Arsenal FC 1.70 (0)Manchester City
1X2
Eintracht Frankfurt - Borussia Dortmund 1.40
Borussia Dortmund
Handicap 1:0
FC Ingolstadt 04 - FC Bayern München 1.55 FC Bayern München
Handicap 0:2
Columbus Crew - Montreal Impact 1.30 Montreal Impact
1X2 La Galaxy - New England Revolution 1.65 Los Angeles Galaxy
Handicap 0:2
West Ham United - Swansea City 1.65 Swansea City
Handicap 0:1
Crystal Palace - Stoke City 1.80
Stoke City
1X2
Norwich City - Manchester United 1.85 Manchester United
1X2
Hellas Verona - Juventus Turin 1.55 Juventus Turin
1X2
GFC Ajaccio - Paris Saint Germain 1.45 Paris Saint Germain
Draw no bet
Olympique Marseille - Stade de Reims 1.40
(0)Olympique Marseille
Draw no bet
Heart of Midlothian - Ross County 1.30 (0)Heart of Midlothian
Home no bet
Real Madrid - CF Valencia 1.55
X
Home no bet FC Barcelona - RCD Espanyol Barcelona 1.30
X
Away no bet
Levante UD - Atletico Madrid 1.35
X
Handicap 2:0
CF Villarreal - Deportivo La Coruna 1.12
CF Villarreal
Handicap 2:0
Real Sociedad - Rayo Vallecano 1.30
Real Sociedad
Away no bet
FC Anzhi Makhachkala - Zenit St. Petersburg 1.45
X
Away no bet
Maritimo Funchal - Benfica Lissabon 1.50
X
Home no bet
Sporting Lissabon - Vitoria Setubal 1.25
X

GL

Choi....hehehhe...Last week was only Bayern Munich draw that casted my 68k ticket...I totally concur...

baddooski:
@bet9ja:

You guys should endeavour to update the result of any event that has taken place, i hate seeing "in progress" for already played game.

Huh?...bet9ja dey here ni...where dem dey?...why dem thief my 6naira without permiSsion...wey dem?...

Juzec:
d explanation u just gave is 4 wich of dem?...d 3way or d who wins d rest of d match

Brother it is self explanatory naa..."Wins the rest of the match"....even if its 16-0, it is automatically counted as 0-0...so you can bet on H win that means final score should be 17-0 or more...A win if it ends 16-1 and it is counted as X if it stands at 16-0 at the end...

Bro I advise you remove Europe's match....that's the only Judas I see...funny I'm even a Madrid fan but I fear for that match.. I can't lose both bet and match...hehehe

Juzec:
i remixed tempuser game
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04/05/2016 09:38:00
Code 1222 Date 07/05/2016 12:45:00
Event Norwich - Manchester Utd
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 2 DNB
Code 1224 Date 07/05/2016 15:00:00
Event West Ham - Swansea
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1 DNB
Code 1227 Date 07/05/2016 15:00:00
Event Sunderland - Chelsea
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (0:2) 2 H
Code 1229 Date 08/05/2016 13:30:00
Event Tottenham - Southampton
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1 DNB
Code 1231 Date 08/05/2016 16:00:00
Event Manchester City - Arsenal
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (2:0) 1 H
Code 1374 Date 04/05/2016 19:45:00
Event Real Madrid - Manchester City
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1
Code 2157 Date 07/05/2016 20:00:00
Event GFC Ajaccio - PSG
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 2
Code 2158 Date 07/05/2016 20:00:00
Event Lyon - Monaco
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (2:0) 1 H
Code 1131 Date 05/05/2016 20:05:00
Event Sevilla - Shakhtar Donetsk
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1
Code 1132 Date 05/05/2016 20:05:00
Event Liverpool - Villarreal
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1
Code 5173 Date 08/05/2016 19:45:00
Event Torino - Napoli
Live/Prematch Normal Selection X2
Code 5174 Date 08/05/2016 19:45:00
Event Hellas Verona - Juventus
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 2
Code 5171 Date 07/05/2016 17:00:00
Event Inter - Empoli
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1X
Code 3873 Date 07/05/2016 19:45:00
Event Bologna - Milan
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (0:2) 2 H
Code 3875 Date 08/05/2016 14:00:00
Event Carpi - Lazio
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (0:2) 2 H
Code 1194 Date 07/05/2016 14:30:00
Event Schalke - Augsburg
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1X
Code 1195 Date 07/05/2016 14:30:00
Event Monchengladbach - Bayer
Leverkusen
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (2:0) 1 H
Code 1286 Date 07/05/2016 14:30:00
Event Hamburger - Wolfsburg
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (0:2) 2 H
Code 1288 Date 07/05/2016 14:30:00
Event Eintracht Frankfurt - Borussia
Dortmund
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 2 DNB
Code 1292 Date 07/05/2016 14:30:00
Event Ingolstadt - Bayern Munich
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 2
Code 1317 Date 08/05/2016 13:30:00
Event Zwolle - PSV
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 2
Code 1319 Date 08/05/2016 13:30:00
Event Graafschap - Ajax
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 2
Code 1519 Date 08/05/2016 16:00:00
Event Real Madrid - Valencia
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1
Code 1524 Date 08/05/2016 16:00:00
Event Sevilla - Granada
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1 DNB
Code 1527 Date 08/05/2016 16:00:00
Event Levante - Atl. Madrid
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 2
Code 1791 Date 07/05/2016 12:30:00
Event Middlesbrough - Brighton
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (2:0) 1 H
Code 1836 Date 07/05/2016 19:00:00
Event FC Zurich - Basel
Live/Prematch Normal
Selection (0:2) 2 H
Code 1700 Date 08/05/2016 12:30:00
Event Bradford City - Chesterfield
Live/Prematch Normal Selection 1X
Code 1182 Date 09/05/2016 18:00:00
Event Basaksehir FK - Fenerbahce
Live/Prematch Normal Selection X2
Code 3778 Date 07/05/2016 16:15:00
Event Rio Ave - Porto
Live/Prematch Normal Selection Over
Stake: ₦ 100.00

Bro I advise you remove Europe's match....that's the only Judas I see...funny I'm even a Madrid fan but I fear for that match.. I can't lose both bet and match...hehehe

ShokiScientist:
lmfaoooo somebody cannot even play again.

I know naa...I dey rush make the owo no finish before e reach my turn...keep keeping on...God go soon pick our call