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Lol..guyss ..easy abeg. Don't make this a do or die affair...atleast not yet..till we get in noni..

sinorte:
How do you get this?

Probably subscribed before the increment..I did too..mine expires next week monday and I'm so switching to airtel

Damn!..when I was serving in abia state,I remember when they were supposed to go for midterm break, two SS2 girls waited till it was late and then called me on phone that they can't leave for home then and needed to sleep in my apartment till the next day. TWO well formed girls..It took every bit of discipline..every bit to say no and instructed them to go back to school..Sometimes when konji comes and I think about it I regret not going for the kill but all in all I'm happy I didn't...

PaulErungworo:
Hello my people, I'm in real shit ooo. I finished my application and at the point of printing, some adds on just displayed on my system and before I could do anything the slip that I was suppose to print just DISAPPEARED. Worst of all, I didn't copy my User ID. Please you people should help out. E be like say the witch for my community don stand up for me ooo

Mehn... this one is strong!!, cyber-witchcraft at its peak...I have not registered but I believe there should be an option to retrieve those stuffs when you try to log in..It should be sent to the email address you registered if you click on "forgot password?" Or shit like that..Goodluck bro!


Lol nairaland changes "sh1t" to "poo"..Cool!

Well I could reply with "Yea.,I love YouTube"...it sounds same..

Be informed that a naval rate is not a commissioned officer...In case that's what you are looking out for. It's the equivalent of the NA RRI.

sexyboocalher:
Good evening house!!!
My younger brother passed out with a 3rd class but wants to buy d form? What do u think?
He is also a niaralander and I would direct him to dis thread.
Thank you so much!!!!!

He will be sent home at the gate even if he makes the first list...Screening of certificate is the first exercise were they check for stuffs like year/date of birth,year of graduation,even the correlation of ur date of birth with that on your waec cert...don't think he will make it past them no matter how gallant he is. Academic Qualification for the Armed forces DSSC and SSC is always a minimum of 2.2 or lower credit for University and Poly graduates respectively.,He should pray there is an adjustment this time which is very unlikely or just forget about it..dunno..Navy is even restricted to 2.1.

@Cooleo...Mehn you forget this is Nigeria. There is always a "Standard" in the Armed Forces and there is also the "General Idea"...so chill, like they say "there is no harm in trying..."

hayzey:
GUY I MUST COMMEND YOU, YOUR FIRST POST WAS HELPFUL AND THIS PARTICULAR RESPONSE IS WELL SERVED IN A MATURED MANNER. GOD BLESS US ALL. NAF ALL THE WAY

She is a Lady...Modify

GenAnsahCinC:
@allii how many were enlisted per State in 2014 SSC?

The final enlistment is not based on state..the first list maybe but not the final one..What if everybody from a particular state fail the medical or the endurance hurdle or even the aptitude or other "merits in Godfather"...

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brighthp:
Hello, am bright......can I know you?

Try using " May I...".., thank me later

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Try using " May I...".., thank me later

eghos12:
haha after mariage you will play the blues. It will now be his turn to write * I DATETED HER FOR 10 YEARS AND CLEANED 85 SIDE CHICKS, PREGNATED 15 AND NOW I HAVE GOLLORIA I PROPOSED LAST NIGHT SHE SAID "YES"

Damn your oyibo is epic

pulsa:
I swear nobody read this long john.

I did

tuoyoojo:
ok an
when i hear the phrase "kicked out"
I imagine a guy with his yansh up in the air touching his toe
and a mean faced army coporal with newly polished boots
....kicking on that butt......
mbong! was what what happen to bros uche?

Lool. .Uche Ekwunife na woman though

Still following...I need money..online business sounds nice ...it wouldn't disturb my fulltime Msc programme

Abrahamjesus:
Now let's go the main point or can i say "back to my explanation. You know few out of many internet & information marketers dealing with selling of books or manual had made a great mistakes by selling out foul books to the people, this makes people loose confidence in buying any books online again. Here i'm not judging anybody or abusive anybody, all i want is to amend all what had gone wrong from info marketers. As i said earlier, those young internet trainee that learn info marketing just a bit spoil everything by selling information they are not having much knowledge of it. Some learn forex, binary, bookmaker, mlm program, investment and stock exchange. They learnt all these with a few period of time and immediately they are started selling books of it. Some selling fake strategies while some selling short time tactics manual and later turn to rubbish...... I want to attend to my client call... pls spare me a few minutes, i will be back to continue...

Alright. .following

Haba uncle...u re coming since December 15 last year..Lol

Let me make it simple for you with this question... which one of these two will outlast the other?
1. MSc Certificate
2. A Contract slave....the choice is yours.
BTW you know nothing will change if u actually admit you are the one in question right?

Explorers:
3. Nokia 6800.

Lool so ds fone has a name...I rocked ds mennnn

LoveDecay:
Why does the ibo man has such low self esteem.

Geez! mehn...ur English is obviously showing your pretty high self esteem.

snika:
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Yoloba slaves and evil are like bread and butter

Nna nwanne nke abughi ife tribe ooo....or ethnic group..just try and change ur mindset...I nughi nke mere na nkpor not too long ago...Evil live among us...The animalistic instinct is in our nature but our ability to control makes us human....if someone can't control den d person shud be roasted like an animal via jungle way

Yhemit:
Thanks for the reply, I don't know if you know about d qualifications he/she used then.

Bro the academic qualification requirement ve always bn a minimum of second class lower and lower credit for BSc and HND respectively....and you can apply even if u studied home econs or conductology *lols*....so I don't see why you re worried abt Pol Sci....FYI where on earth ve u bn since ds thread was created.....try and read from d first page , u will get d answers to ur questions and more....our VSOs in the game gave them in details....I already feel more than informed mysef....READ FROM THE FIRST PAGE!!!.

I don't know guys but really d 'friendzone' ve done more good than bad to me....I get d thang without commitments....u know naa...moment of weaknesses ....

Fieldmarshal1064:
Form is always out 2mnths b4 camping. Last tym, camping was supposed to b by October, thats y the form was out by july or there about. We r certain of camping by January, then forms wil b out by october.

Okkkk....soo 'HOPE' is ur source more or less

DrGroove:
Southampton thank you.Even if Arsenal beat my Man u 2moro,no P..My weekend already being made!

Noooo naa.. haba, sure u re really a mancunian?

olumideefe:
please when is nigerian army dssc form be out

Wait ooo...you ve not picked yours?...it came out since last year naa

ehissi:
I almost didn't answer this question but somehow I saw what looked like a reply that wasn't adequate hence I was moved to do do!!
The DSSC and SSC are actually called short service commissions for a reason - because they were meant to be short - you are never meant to be there for long .According to terms of service, the tenure for the DSSC is 10years after which you are meant to leave, the tenure for the SSC is 6years after which you are expected to leave!!
When you intend to stay beyond the tenure of each commission - say for example DSSC - you are expected to apply for conversion to a regular commission which is equivalent to an application for extension of service at that level!! DSSC get converted to Direct Regular Commission while SSC get converted to Regular Commission.
DSSC just get to fill a form and that's it, you are now DRC!! SSC get to go through a couple of drills before they are deemed worthy to cross to the Regular Commission!!
According to the "Standard", DRC can attain any rank in any armed force except the Apex rank or a rank that demand fierce or executive command of combat troops - which in the case of army is Major - General !! But the "General idea" is that Brigadier General is your last bus stop for now based on some factors that exist in the military which I have discussed earlier on this forum!!
According to the "Standard", SSC converted RC can attain attain any rank in the army - notice I said army because only the army can afford to sponsor a Short Service Commission for now - including the Apex rank or any rank that demands executive command of combat troops!! The "General Idea" for SSC converted RC is supposed to be like 5 different threads on Nairaland!
I know many folks will not accept what I am about to say next but..........I will say it anyway!!
The Senior NDA RC always protect upcoming NDA RC and Favour them as well!! Age, Political appointment, Stringent PD -punishment duty- is always against RC!!
At a time, promotion is always warfare for SSC, sometimes they use young SSC officers to perform field duties that are expected for experienced NDA RC's to perform!! they will rather make a young inexperienced NDA RC an OC PASS in a unit than a more experienced DSSC officer and then send the DSSC or SSC to go and face book haram!! Ordinarily promotion to lieutenant - which is 2 ** - from 2nd lieutenant - which is 1* - is supposed to be 18 months! I know cases of officers on their 24th month with no sign of that happening who have not seen home in 2 years, either they are in Sudan or are nominated to go to Congo and submit parade!!
The greatest enemy of the SSC is always age, that's why the army sets the peg at 24 because lower that that may make you an actual worthy competitor to the NDA RC's!!
The fiercest competitors of SSC RC's are NDA RC's and the love lost between these two category of officers is old news!!
Note however that there are also factors that work in Favour of SSC officers which include the unit they in or posted to - larger units, divisions, HQ, always have a tendency for ensuring you get your dues as at when due as opposed to smaller units - also the leaders of your unit as well as the general socio-political atmosphere of the army par time is another factor!!
But there are those who are fortunate to escape "Culprit lists" and don't see any of these ills but they still exist!!
lawyers will always be encourage to take the DSC route because you will enjoy your time there a lot better than the SSC because they always accord seniority to them as professionals under the DSSC!,
SSC doesn't take your degree into account and just load of all you into infantry corps, all share the same rank and same level of seniority!! Even if you join SSC with your PHD, you are still assume the rank of 2nd lieutenant!! Only time when your degree can be to may matter - that window of opportunity is so slim that it's is almost impossible to pass through without God himself handling your file - is if you choose to apply for a change of trade after you get conversion to RC say you want to move from infantry to legal!!
This type of change will almost never be accepted by a typical NDA RC plus it must take into account some new qualification that you have achieved in addition to what you used to join the army via SSC!! SSC usually don't get that breathing space outside training, field combat Ops or foreign peace keeping Ops so it is never heard that such a move was made but such a move is covered by the "Standard"...
Very informative....the level of information at your disposal marvels me....I must commend your effort.....Thank you

odimbannamdi:
ehissi, ur comment was deleted

I think he was modifying it then... its right there...

Exactly...Lol guys to be safe they should leave it till next year....a lot of 23yr old guys here....I don't wanna get to the screening, pass every hurdle and medical test but get dropped cos of age....the rule sed u must be 24 before d beginning of the programme ...there is always a stiff competition each year so they are always looking for the easiest xcuse to drop someone ....mehn I can't stand that...not when I was that close ....
And again if u apply for SSC with ur LLB qualifications automatically u will treated the same way with A Bsc home management holder....no offence..just saying.I don't really know if u can convert..but I doubt they will train you for combat and send u to court martial..sure the professionals are commissioned as Lt. but their chances of promotion are limited compared to a combatant..a combatant can simply gt promoted after a peace keeping mission even if he was promoted right before the assignment so u can get to the very top and faster....I want that too plus age is on our side so if God keeps us alive ,we will get there....

Very well said....even as a serving corps member I could enter the Officer's mess to buy drinks or just chill and watch football matches of course just because I was graduate....well after service there is no other way to prove u re than to become an officer unless u want to carry ur discharge cert anytym u want to enter there...ridiculous!....Soldiers are not allowed there except they re assigned to serve drinks or clean the place...my man just imagine they could ask you to do that....one or two of the very soldiers that drilled me during our camping served me drinks...there was ds really cute gallant Lcpl though,:it would ve bn nice to bleep her..Lol
.just kidding. what am tryna say is....its not worth it!!