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BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by VanUrch(m): 6:24pm On Apr 23, 2016
tobisunday:
◆ Match: Paris St Germain - Lille
◆ Tips: x / x
◆ Odds: 6++
◆100% fixed match
Hehehehe...Ode!...na you fix PSG matchhuh...How much you wan give Ibra make him no score?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by VanUrch(m): 10:52am On Apr 23, 2016
kellyboo:
I hail o...I just observed that I saw this name @ Airforce Dssc..
Male/female..can we relate if u don't mind
Thanks
Shey you no see (f) after the name ni?
EducationRe: UNILAG Set To Resume Academic Activities On May 2nd,2016 by VanUrch(m): 10:48am On Apr 23, 2016
missuniverse:
Good radiance to bad rubbish
Hope you don't school at Unilag too?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kingpins Busted And Arrested By Soldiers In Borno State. Photos by VanUrch(m): 11:00pm On Apr 22, 2016
notoriousbabe:
The first one from the left is a Chelsea fan grin
Heheheheheheheheheh...damn mehnn...Haba
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by VanUrch(m): 2:04pm On Apr 22, 2016
Please who can fund my merrybet account for an exchange of 5h recharge card..?
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Gives Out Her Dresses by VanUrch(m): 12:14pm On Apr 22, 2016
emillionaire:
Thats the feeling bro, i wont settle for less.

my gorilla don dey won tear by boxer like play like play grin grin. Gosh, She's hot like that.



No quams, guys visit my nonsense blog @ naijacnn.com

joyful
Bro CNN will come for you soon enough when your blog start booming..I advice you modify your web name now....google did it to me...
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by VanUrch(m): 6:23pm On Apr 21, 2016
mistercharles:
The game would have wom
Lol...Yea it won cos you didn't play...shit would have happened if you did...
FamilyRe: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by VanUrch(m): 11:14am On Apr 21, 2016
headboiy:
Op forgot about watching tv n a romance scene comes up embarassed

Momma will be like "headboiy u are still here watching tv, go and wash the compound" sad angry
Hehhehe....my dad was even like "Uche, have you ironed my car,.." Me self responded without thinking "Yes sir"
FamilyRe: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by VanUrch(m): 11:14am On Apr 21, 2016
headboiy:
Op forgot about watching tv n a romance scene comes up embarassed

Momma will be like "headboiy u are still here watching tv, go and wash the compound" sad angry
Hehhehe....my dad was even like "Uche, have you ironed my car,.." Me self responded without think "Yes sir"
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of General Tukur Buratai by VanUrch(m): 7:41am On Apr 21, 2016
Ebukaobi:
IPOB illiterate cannot quote correctly

IPOB yoots are useless
Bobo your name is what again?, wait don't be in a hurry to answer..go and ask your mum first
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of General Tukur Buratai by VanUrch(m): 7:38am On Apr 21, 2016
sapiosexual1:
Military men in the regular intake aren't meant to be gentle. Ever met a gentle one? That's the one you should fear the most.
He was never a regular recruit naa...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by VanUrch(m): 5:16pm On Apr 19, 2016
This there password is wicked ...I hope I can change it...
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by VanUrch(m): 9:26pm On Apr 16, 2016
Come who get Bet9ja selfhuh
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Ojukwu As A Boy With His Father In 1937 by VanUrch(m): 9:16pm On Apr 16, 2016
janellemonae:
Most of d children talking here don't even know DT ojukwu had a terrible relationship with his father.

Our millenials are just social media parrots, not interested in learning.
What kind of relationship do you expect a father who sent his son to oxford only for the son to graduate and join the army to have?...there was a song that was coined during the civil war then that translates "He who gave birth to a soldier has no child........"...in igbo anyway
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Ojukwu As A Boy With His Father In 1937 by VanUrch(m): 9:06pm On Apr 16, 2016
I still don't understand why Chukwuemeka Ojukwu choose to join the army to serve this effed up country with all those resources at his disposal....what does he have to show for it??...LIVE ON Eze gburu gburu
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by VanUrch(m): 8:17am On Apr 16, 2016
nairaland.com
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by VanUrch(m): 6:40pm On Apr 14, 2016
petroldollar:
Pls what does handicap 0.1 and 0.2 mean? Under/over 1.5,1.25 and 2.5 mean? Someone pls explain all these abeg
Bro better read the rules very well...I lost some games I should have won because I placed the bet wrongly..under/over 1.5,2.5 means there will be under or over the amount of goals in the match regardless of the team that scored...if 2goals are scored in a match even if its split 1:1 you would have won if you placed your bet on over 1.5 and lost if you placed your bet on under 1.5...you would have lost also if you placed your bet on over 2.5...handicup is just like giving a team a goal ahead 0:2 2H means the away team was giving two goals ahead....the home team will have to score 3 to win or 2 to draw for you to lose your bet...anything less you have won
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by VanUrch(m): 12:49pm On Apr 14, 2016
emflex:
I don hit my daily 20k target na Godwin. VFL sweet die
How does this work?
PhonesRe: The Fraud In Slot Limited by VanUrch(m): 10:03am On Apr 12, 2016
ITSaWRAPPP:
If the account linked to the POS is not a personal but a company/corporate account then SLOT may actually be the one scamming and defrauding customers not the staff as it would be almost impossible for staff to get a share of the payment if directly paid to Slot's account via the POS terminal.
No...see how it works ..the staffs bring in the fake charger and replace it with the original while they take the original with them,,,for possible resale outside...so SLOT still believes it is selling the original charger...see!?
RomanceRe: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by VanUrch(m): 8:42pm On Apr 11, 2016
LordAdam:
No sensible person does. But there are a lot of effed up people. That I'm certain about.

Had some nigg* call me late in the night then I was in school warning me not to see his girl at her place again. Apparently, that was a courtesy call. The a**hole was a paranoid bastard.

Guess, he had been nursing the thought. Believe it or not, he manipulated the girl into giving some information by telling her that I told someone about the escapade and the "person" I told, told him. The girl had to spill some to save her relationship, so it seems.

I swear, if I had a Glock and the guy said that sh** to my face, I would have sent him to his creator. Was really peeved about how it went down.

Never really got a confrontation from him after that even though I visited the girl and the girl visited me for an umpteenth time after that ish happened.

The girl still wants to visit to this day. But I'm prepared now, if the f**ker makes that mistake again, Imma make sure he regrets it.

The moral of the story is not to bleep those in relationships, although everyone would admit the taboo part takes the fun to an all new high. The moral is to know what the risks are and be prepared.

If I slapped a guy from an average background on the streets of NY, I'll spend a couple of time in the police cell. If I slapped a member of the Colombo crime family, I'll be dead before the police arrive.

-Lord
I see your point sir.. Some guys can be funny.. the first lady I tried this shit with actually turned it against me...I was actually in love with her but she had a boyfriend who nobody knows apparently so I thought it was one of those things..when I insisted she practically made me the prime minister of her "friendzone"..she was in my dept and we stayed in the same lodge..so I practically did everything for her in hopes that she might actually "like" me...just like...everyone thought we were dating..everyone except us ofcourse...well it happened one day..I mean the "sex" and I actually thought it was a beginning of "something new" until later when she told me shit like "she was experimenting, that she missed her boyfriend so much and she was weak,that it was nothing, that we could have sex but we can't date......", I should have accepted that offer of "sex with dating" but I was hurt ...totally hurt,.she obviously wanted to tie me down with the sex cos of the "benefits" she gets from having a loyal friend like mua. Well it ended there and here I am...cutting my own pound of flesh.
RomanceRe: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by VanUrch(m): 7:38pm On Apr 10, 2016
LordAdam:
The reality is that you make preparations for exigencies. Do a checklist of what-ifs.

Fiancees, engaged, bethroted, boyf, wifes. All of it, depending on how you see it, is wickedness. You did talk about Karma.

But, I ain't preaching. Far from it. I'm just telling you what every new employ at an Oil & Gas coy is told--SAFETY first.

You can pull out that shit on most people and the girl involved will receive the burden of being tagged a slut if the escapade should come to light.

In other cases, you get a stab wound, have acid thrown on you, or some embarrassment in your workplace, or boys get to beat you up. There are so many options for the twisted mind with no iota of self-respect.

From a concerned citizen.

-Lord
I never saw it like that naa... Does anyone really lay claim to a lady he is not married to..Shit happens!...a lotta 'em don't even give a damn...in the western world sex is not that big a deal...well I will try and be discreet
RomanceRe: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by VanUrch(m): 1:21pm On Apr 10, 2016
LordAdam:
Until person pour acid on top your body.

Just be careful who the boyf, fiance, husband b4 u use this strat.

-Lord
Acid ko holy water ni..Who will tell him?...Definitely not me..and I don't try it with the "fiancees" or "engaged"...that's wickedness
RomanceRe: Top Five Phrases Used By Girls To Friendzone Boys by VanUrch(m): 11:13pm On Apr 09, 2016
Downsides to FRIENDZONES!..
1. If the guy is too nice and funny(like me) and seem to have your time all the time..you will end up comparing him with your bf...asking for more attention which he your bf can't give. Meanwhile I'm patiently giving you the attention waiting for no2....I'm a very patient dog...I'm kinda attracted to ladies in a relationship.
2. Then there comes the relationship fight..Who do you talk to if not the president of your "friendzone"...yours faithfully..then you rush over to my hood..I pretend to listen and you lean on my shoulders to cry..next thing bra is off..I just need two fingers for that..after the deed ofcourse I will apologize but that will forever remain our secret. Small small "Friendzone" will turn to "Friend with benefits"..Keep Friendzoning oo
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Seducing Men, Help by VanUrch(m): 11:29pm On Apr 08, 2016
cyprus000:
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With all due respect, your assertion is out of touch with reality,cos ur advice/suggestion is mostly not obtainable in reality.

My people say dem no dey beg poo make em smell. to even think that she excused her vapidity with warp perception of having exclusive right to her body, shows the incorrigible lascevious behavioural inculcation she has undergone(one of the reason i pity men who marry feminist). the solution is the application of the "law of moses." Just lyk the old saying "action begets reaction, cause begets effect & sequence begets consequence.”
Petting her with the futile hope of making her behave aptly will only give her the chutzpah to misbehave with impunity,cos it is in human nature to go for soft spot while they avoid anything that will end in debacle.
just let her know that her lascivious deeds will be mete with dare consequence and you wont hesistate to punish her for any act of promiscuity and be ready to do as you say, if possible, mount spies .

If i'm in our shoe, walahi talahi, i go send her back to her papa house make them culture am for even summoning the chutzpah to excuse the. premeditated nonesense.

Bobos dizz dayz dey fall my hand big time.
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Bloody Hell....Bobo this your grammar can fit cure the lady's "Varpidity"
PhonesRe: This Is Why You Should Uninstall Flash Share Now!!! by VanUrch(m): 9:59pm On Apr 06, 2016
ADENIKETINA2015:
They can spy for all I care undecided

All we are saying is

















#BringBackOurLight
More like #BringBackOurCorruption...it comes with the whole package like utility tools.
BusinessRe: Dr. Ifeanyi Ubah Press Statement Towards Eliminating Fuel Queues Nationwide by VanUrch(m): 8:40am On Apr 06, 2016
Hold on..Did I read that right?...Fuel Cargoes?
SportsRe: Jude Ighalo Celebrates His Daughter's 2nd Birthday by VanUrch(m): 6:48pm On Apr 04, 2016
Akalia:
That Jude odion ighalo is very handsome, I enjoy watching him play because I can't help but keep admiring and liking his face. HBD to his daughter. She cute too.
GAYbriel alert!!
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifiers: Mancity Writes About Iheanacho by VanUrch(m): 6:05pm On Mar 31, 2016
Trendishine:
u ar the greatest fool in the history of africa. blieve me. do u even understand urself or the inane epistle u have written ? ur foul smelling ignorant sentiment is a full window display of ur reckless insanity...ur issue is even medical. cus u tink u should type someting, even though u have no idea of a situation,but jst wanna be an naked madman chanting in the market square, because of a dimwitted, obselate but meaningless bais best known 2 u. u dont even know any better, dats y u wld wanna bring ur foul n ignorantly misplaced, nigerian political, pdp characterised practice of normadic sentiment into a simple observation of a club, one of the greatest in the world. concerning a rare gem like iheanacho of our own extract into a pertinent issue of very obvious truth like this... u must be examined...
Oga kilodeee?..Hon. Patrick own no do you wan carry your own come
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifiers: Mancity Writes About Iheanacho by VanUrch(m): 7:32pm On Mar 30, 2016
mohince:
Hmm..... I neva support Nigeria cox its full of southerners no northerners
Ahmed Musa is from Enugu State right?
FoodRe: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of Esau And Jacob. Nigerians Are Damn Funny. by VanUrch(m): 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2016
feldido:
Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.
A mere pot of stew?...Have ever been hungry?...He probably thought it was worth nothing...+ after all they were twins...Stew or no porridge it was everly going to be Jacob
PoliticsRe: NYSC Ad-Hoc INEC Official Killed At Ahoada West LGA by VanUrch(m): 9:29pm On Mar 21, 2016
Mcpadosky:
How I wish our youths can learn from all this rubbish, all this Apc and PDP men don't even have dere cousins in dis country and we're here killing our selves because of all dis silly politicians. both Amaechi, Wike, dakuku and ibiam samitary they are all they same. they are friends with permanent interest, have u red any news that Amaechi cousin was killed or Wike relation killed or dakuku or samitary relation killed. let's be wise and mind our business.
I rest my case
My Uncle is a politician and I'm still in this country...and so Is his last born..na who no go no know..I didn't vote on the day of election...I only campaigned and ended it there..,no be who dem see there na ihm dem go shoot...Its high time we dropped this do or die election mentality...this is Nigeria...your vote can't and will never count...and with the next generation(which happen to be ours)...forget it..it can only get worse
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by VanUrch(m): 9:14pm On Mar 19, 2016
GenAnsahCinC:
In less than 30 days the Nigerian Army SSC course 44 form will be
out. so I felt the need to create a whatsapp group for easy
communication among aspirants. please if you're an aspirants Nigerian
Army SSC course 44 and you wish to join the whatsapp group please
kindly drop your whatsapp contact. NB: this group is strictly for SSC
aspirants only. Tribalism and Racism is highly prohibited in the group.
no strong language will be allowed in the group, no abusing of fellow
aspirants. anyone found guilty of these shall be removed and blocked
from the group.
sign
Gen Ansah CinC
What happened to Gallants?...

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