₦airaland Forum

110 times?!!! Omoooo this kind tenacity eh!!! I can't fit shout

Super story!!!

pcguru1:
She reacts the same way I do

"What do you want"

Hahahahahaha. So true @ "What do you want". Same as my mum.

itspzpics:
see flat tires up deir

Lolzzzzz. Savage

sprintscr7:
that girl from the left is all I want that yansh is bae make I ask don baba jay for her number she must come to my garden of eden so that we can devour the apple together

Lolzzzzzz. My choice too. Mbok when u get the number from baba Jay no forget to share am reach me.

candlewax:
I always wonder his choice of lubricant, soap or vaseline. someone should ask him please

Lolzzzzzz. Abeg u EPP us ask am na!!!

Cladez:
In Koredo Bello's voice "oga Don jazzy when you go marry"

if you like stay there Tu face's child go soon dey drag woman with you.

Lolzzzzzz. Savage@ 2face's child.... Don Jazzy wan truly discover Mungopark.

mebad:
what i find disturbing is that the little girl is holding his face, eyes shut and kissing passionately ....

My thought exactly!!! All shades of wrong@pics

Mckandre:
She looks alot like my next girlfriend.

Hahaha. Oshey baba o!!!

See her forehead AKA okodo, shining bright like Rihanna's own. Congrats

A quick advise for the ghost seer, mbok go and treat Typhoid fever sharp sharp before e land you for hospital bed sha!!

barnabas240:
I told my dad dat if he touch d woman I love he will not see me again ad I make sure fulfil dat promise ad now d woman is tell everyone dat she was use me ad want to eat my money ad she never love me wat a cruel world

Aye le o ibosi o

Macnnoli4:
For secondary school,there is a girl i really like since SS2.Na every 2-3 weeks in a term she dey even come near me.one day,she say she want val gift,i buy am,stalked her,RAN after like CIA agent just to give her a gift for valentine.when i catch up with her to give her the gift,she say she was just joking! she no need am! mumu things.

Chai!!! That smallie just use u play ni. @Just joking, u for ask her weda her papa na Joker.

Osinachyi:
Azzin ehn, anytime I remember that incident I just keep laugh at my folly. It was a needless risk. Anyway she deserved every ounce of love I showed her cos she was the best.

I can relate. But @was the best!!! Why the "was" now??!

francesawesome:
cash ke! He wasn't rich. The money he spent on me during the relationship isn't up to 10,000. Don't know why I loved him

Chai!!! Matters of the heart!!! Love nwatintin back then.

bigplayerz:
Yea atleast i went to Jos Pankshin and i showed them i know how to Panksh #Officer Knackson# AKA Knackademus

More Knackings fall on you Mr Knackademus. Knack 2 room mates. I just hope say u no go cause kasala BTW ur virgin gf and her room mate.

Osinachyi:
When I was in my final year in the Uni few years back, my dept went for our annual field work in a place called Turunku (an ancient settlement where queen Amina of Zaria was born to) in Kaduna. This settlement is surrounded by rocks and hills with thick vegetations between them. We were divided into two camps about 9km from each of the camps, and huge rocks and thick vegetations separating us, with small footpaths in between this vegetation linking both camps.
Two days to the end of camp, we were planning our 400L burn fire night, unfortunately for me my girl was in camp B while I was in A. I missed her so much during the whole two weeks field work cos we were not allowed to visit the other camp or we risk been suspended. So I planned to go see her during the burn fire night as it was the only opportunity that I had to sneak out of camp cos our lecturers went into their rooms early to allow us enjoy our camp fire party and instructed us to switched off the gen, put everything in order when we were done for the night.
As soon as they all went in and the party in my camp began, I was planning my moves how to sneak out, to add to my motivation, our camp party was dull cos we had fewer "make sense" girls while Camp B had more girls that were crazy and could make any average party lit.
Around few minutes past midnight, I decided to sneak out. I held my Nokia torchlight fone and began jogging. I went into the darkness, into the footpath that had thick vegetation and rocks every where. I kept jugging but the road seemed farther. At a point I got scared, stopped and looked back, it couldnt see sh*t cos everywhere was so dark and my fine wasn't so bright, kept hearing noises of animals I couldn't describe. Had to increase my speed cos I felt something was following me in the bush. I ran for almost 30mins before I started seeing small huts and houses, then I felt a little relaxed cos I was reaching their camp. close to their camp, a pack of dogs were just over the tarred road were furiously barking at me as I passed them, didn't really mind cos I felt if I could pass the terror of going through the bush path, passing an open road with dogs was an easier challenge.
To cut the long story short, I ended up reaching their camp around past 1am on getting there I called my girl but it rang with no response, asked her friend in the field where their party was going on to go call her. She went, came back and told me that my girl was fast asleep. She was the one that prepared the meat, rice and other refreshment they had so she was too tired.
I was really disappointed cos I risked all these to come see her, though I didn't really blame her cos I told her earlier via the fone that I'll try and come see her at night if I saw the slightest opportunity, but my coming was depending on if the lectures give us space.
Sorry for my long epistle, wanted to paint the picture of the incident in your minds so it could be easy to relate.

Love look what you made me do

francesawesome:
Cooking for him late at night and the end of the day I caught him cheating. He broke up with me, I was begging him telling him I don't mind him sharing him with the other girl.

Sharing him?!! That your ex must be very gud in da other room and have plenty cash to go with it.

bigplayerz:
While i was serving in Abia state, i travelled to Jos to F**k a girl i newly disvirgened before one bad sharp guy will open the hole....afterwards i also ended up F**kn* her room mate too

Hope say u collect fucking trophy follow body come back oooo!!!

gidzbobby:
nothing, I was shocked tho' but I knew sumfin was gonna happen but I didn't expect the "SEX"...
The words I said then "Everyone makes a mistake and I might have done same if I were in her shoes"
The guy must have made the move and after so many refusals, she must have just obliged... I xha cuddled her and told her to forget it.

Lolzzzzzz. The baba when do the jazz for that your babe too tyt.....

Gulderbottle85:
Madam the matter tire me ooooooooo I'm trying to cut down on my expenses sha.....even as I sharp reach when it comes to her matter all my walls and defences are broken down.

Chai!!! The babe get your mumu button on speed dial be that...

gidzbobby:
allowing my girl (ex) go visit her ex, cus I trusted her so much and was crazy abt her then... I always granted her request even if it was dumb.
Only for her to go fvcking the niggar that same day... She told me when her conscience couldn't take it anymore...
Her line:"Babe, I have a confession"

You forget say old firewood no dey quench. Allowing ur gf to visit her ex is like, giving a rat fish to keep for you.

mdokaba1:
As much as i condemn her action but just to add that:

Those calling the lady out, have probably never stayed with annoying and non-corporating neighbours who exempt themselves from every development driven moves in the compound.

In fact I am presently battling with one.

They can be so annoying and you out of frustration would want to device any means to injure their inflated egos.

A beg leave the woman jhor, I guess that was her last resort after so many unfruitful dialogue with the nebor.

If e pain nam , make him pack comot for the compound.

Nonsense man

I can relate to this. Those calling her out never experience this type of neighbour.

Esseite:
Rule 1... if it feels too good to be true, it usually is..

Gbam!!! That's it

Ogechux:
I wish I could talk to you privately. Mastubarting had nothing to do with your experience; fact is that your body lacks a very vital mineral going by all the symptoms you stated in your post. It's affordable and can be bought from any registered pharmacy.

Plz do u mind sharing the vital mineral so we can all benefit.

Worksunlimited:
He didn't say.. He was too busy accusing me of been laced with juju.

He even started asking the civil defense and police men, that dey too should reason the matter, he stabbed me three good times, the knife no enter, why?

Can you imagine the fuckery?

Plz how did this ugly incident end?!! Don't tell me u just let the guy go like that.

The babe no fine naim make OP wan dey avoid her make she no come spoil other paroles when him get for mind.

happney65:
Can she suck like Bisola? ..I doubt it..If it is not Bisola gangan,it can never be like Bisola gan gan..

Savage!! U bad gan

deepwater:
OP u need DR. Iguedo goko cleanser for your eyes...

They don't look alike, they 'make-up' alike in the 1st pic

That's the right word

TheControversy:
Did she borrow those boobs?! The face and body no just rhyme at all

Hahahahaha. Savage

Prettythicksmi:
No gf here oo,i see two guys up there.

Lolzzzzzz. Savage

Lolzzzz. Slay mama!! Abeg carry that pikin well joor.