Mrshape:
On Tuesday morning, April 23rd, 2024, was set for my UTME examination. My center was close to my house, so at 6:20 am, I came out from the house hoping to catch an auto rickshaw . I left with my ATM card, ID card and my JAMB examination photo card. On getting to the junction, I observed there was no auto rickshaw, so I had to run down to the road before I was able to see a vehicle. I appreciated the running because it was an opportunity for me to do some exercise, which people had been advising me to take because of my sedentary nature due to work.

When I got to the center, it was not very crowded as I thought. I proceeded to the queue, and a man asked me if I could have my phone. I said no. After the thumb printing, we went further to the hall to sit down. Although there were not enough chairs the People organizing it were kind enough to release their chairs to students to sit down. I applaud them for that.

As I was about entered the main hall for the computers, it was advocated that ID card and ATM cards was not allowed, that it was part of the rules sent to us, so I had to go down and check for one of my fellow proprietors I saw around and I gave him my items so that I could pick them up when I'm done with the exam. I really appreciated that

I began with English, I was trying to navigate to find where to shortcut to transit it to mathematics, but I was unable to find a way out (maybe I it isa available but I don't know how to navigate it,but I later found out that I can move to the next by selecting the last question of the subject and clicking on next, this was when I was stuffing through the system in my third subject) The computer screen was not as big as I expected, so scrolling up and down was challenging. In the English section, I went to choose Hakini instead of Hakini because I didn't read the novel, I only listen to the audiobook,. I checked it up later, and it was Hakimi not Hakini, I failed that question, so UTME student sould listen and read the novel to be able to identify correct spellings as it is one of the aspect to be tested as outlined out in the English syllabus

Next was physics the physics was ok , *Next Mathematics I did well in this, except for a question asking to find the area of a triangle, given the angle between the two sides 40° which formula was 0.5 * a * b * sin 40°. It was unfortunate that 40° is not part of special angles. I was racking my brain on how to solve this. I know the sine of 30° and sin 60 = 0.8660, The option to the question was have same whole number with only a difference in the second decimal place, . This was the challenge was a challenge to identify the correct option. JAMB should stick to the agreement set questions using special angles only and if they are to go variant the options should be distinct son that a student should obviously be able to choose the correct option with knowledge of special angles and trigonometry graph visualization,
There was a question in my mathematics binary operation using LCM, I applaud JAMB for that question whoever set question is very smart, after solving it I smiled.

After my mathematics I was left with about 12 minutes for chemistry maybe I fell in love with the mathematics questions trying to look at the reason why each questions was set, well it was fun.

When I saw I have just 12 minutes remaining for chemistry I know this is not the time to start calculation in the chemistry I hurried move through the questions to find the ones can easily I identify the answer I click on then why the others I just used possible elimination to choice a possible answer
In total I am expecting
Mathematics around 98±2
English around 85±10
Physics around 89±8
Chemistry around 70±10
Total around 330 to 360

For the record I applied for BCE Mathematics I might go and study the course but I would have prefarerd Mathematics and Artificial intelligence but no school in Nigeria is offering it.

You did Chemistry in 12min and expect to score 70. You must be joking. I hope they release your results soon.

LandMann:


Your IQ is like a niddle in a haystack.

What part of your useless response answers the the questions I asked you?

Stop trying to sound intelligent. Your first commend on this thread already gave you away as someone who's intellectually challenged.

LandMann:


Please can you tell us what part of the country you are from, what you do for a living and what your relationship with the government and fulani/hausa politicians in Nigeria is?

Answers to above questions will reveal your motive for defending such calamity.

I don't think any sensible human being will defend terrorism in Nigeria and defend the punishment or elimination of those who try to tackle the menace of terrorism and banditry, especially as it's prevalent in the north.

Only sponsors of terrorism and people who are extremely stupid defend such actions online.

So what is your locus standi?

Apparently, this comment was made by someone with a very low IQ. What part of my comment suggests that I am in support of terrorism? I was only trying to correct the OP's misinformation that the general was dismissed from the Nigerian Army, when in fact, he retired after serving for 35 years, which is the max anyone can serve, the service chiefs being the only exception.

The senior officer was a member of 34 regular course, who all retired in 2021, and his last appointment was not even at the theatre command but DHQ.

Gift96:


If his retirement was influenced, that's unfair


Oh I just check now and even FFK said he was sacked
https://www.nairaland.com/5280006/major-general-atolagbe-sacked-arresting

FFK said he was removed; you said he was sacked. Are they the same thing? Removed means he was redeployed.

Overseer0:
He arrested Fulani terrorist in plateau in 2021 and publicly parade them along with there financier.
Order came from Abuja for there release which he refused, immediately Nigeria Force HQ dismissed him from the force.

Stop misleading the public. The general was retired not dismissed and there’s no evidence to suggest that his retirement has anything to do with the incident you narrated.

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AmuDimpka:
I am done lecturing you bro

If you want lectures pay for it

Lecturing me what? ChatGPT content that you don't understand.

AmuDimpka:


You are still disgracing yourself in public even at that apart from standards we have different accounting principles and they are not the same Oga


Some of the most fundamental accounting principles include the following:
Accrual principle.
Conservatism principle.
Consistency principle.
Cost principle.
Economic entity principle.
Full disclosure principle.
Going concern principle.
Matching principle


I am done lecturing you

Okay, since accounting principles are different, are you saying that accrual principle for instance, in Nigeria is different from accrual principle in the US? Why am I even asking you? Apparently, you don’t know what each of them mean, since you copied them from the net or generated with ChatGPT.

AmuDimpka:
accounting standards are never the same all over the world

If I may ask, what’s you accounting qualification or experience?

AmuDimpka:
accounting standards are never the same all over the world

Stop confusing yourself. Accounting standards is different from accounting principles. Accounting standards differ, while accounting principles are the same. The original comment I replied to said accounting principles are different. I corrected him by stating that they are the same. You were the first person to mention accounting standards on this thread.

AmuDimpka:
they are not

Some use IFRS ... international Financial Reporting Standards. Like European countries while others don't

Please make we talk wetin we know

There are different accounting standards that apply to institutions within the U.S. and internationally, including:
GAAP.
IFRS.
FASB.
IFRS Foundation. ...
IASB.
SEC.
AICPA.
GASB.

Some of us ain't stupid you know...that dude is telling lies . It will take him years to adapt to Australian financial standards he must past exams ...we use IFRS 9 here in Nigeria

The post I responded to said accounting principles are different. I only used GAAP as an example there. Now you're talking of accounting standards. Accounting principles and standards are not the same. Accounting principles are same everywhere in the world. You can verify that. I studied accounting for my first degree, so I am not responding with information gotten from the internet. An accountant in Nigeria will have no problem adapting in Australia, he'll only need to understand how the taxes work.

AjalaDtraveller:
Your stories don't add up. Inconsistencies here and there. You initially said in your first 2 months you were rejected for accounting jobs now you say you are the one rejecting it. Without knowing the accounting principles of a particular country you know you can't jump into any role as an accountant. Plus you claimed to live in Australia for just 3 months during which 2 months was unsuccessful job search, another 2 weeks of forklift certification. So which means you haven't even got any paycheck yet. How can you compare life as an accountant in Nigeria to someone working shifts carrying and picking cartons in a warehouse, with the associated body pain that comes with such low skilled low paying jobs. Some of us here have lived in the western world and we know exactly how things work, you can only f*ool those who haven't left Nigeria or you are not being truthful about earning a million naira per month.

Accounting principles are the same everywhere in the world. Have you heard of GAAP?

lacasera14:
In your wildest imagination, you think the vice president can be kidnapped in Nigeria? Is that how bad the insecurity is? Or is it the same Nigeria we both in. Don't draw such unserious analogy next time again.

That means you don’t know how bad the security situation is. Still remember Badeh? The former CDS? Till date we don’t know who his killers are. Even the president himself can be kidnapped, let alone the VP.

immortalcrown:
Only incest is biblically acceptable for a divorce. But many people claim that the Bible permits divorce if adultery happens. Some people claim that the Bible supports divorce if any form of unfaithfulness occurs in the marriage.

If incest is not the biblical ground for a divorce, why did the disciples of Jesus Christ say what they said in Mathew 19:10? Read the chapter and pay attention to the verse 10. Then, tell me why the disciples made the statement.

The problem here is hypocrisy. People want to be here and there. People want to eat their cake and have it.

If you want to divorce your spouse when he or she offends you, avoid church wedding. Do your traditional marriage or any other form of marriage. The issue is that people want church wedding but don't want the cross that comes with church wedding. Church wedding vow says, "... until death do us part".

Choose a tradition you can maintain. Don't deceive yourself with church wedding when you are not willing to abide by its principles.

Because of many quotes, read 👇🏽

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/YsuRQDEXyRcf4Xv9/?mibextid=oFDknk

Is Divorce a Sin?

I think the right question should be, did Jesus Permit divorce? Did God permit divorce? In other words, are you even allowed to divorce before you start talking about whether it is a sin or not?

The straight answer is that Jesus never permitted divorce. Once marriage is validly contracted, even adultery as some of you wrongly allege is not a ground for divorce.

I know this whole misunderstanding is coming from Jesus' statement in Matthew 19:9. I will clarify it. But before then, I am not writing this to give people a license to cheat on their spouses. As a matter of fact, you owe your spouse fidelity and faithfulness. It is their right. You are not doing them a favor by being faithful.

Back to Matthew 19:9 where it seemed Jesus gave an exception for divorce:

"Whoever divorces his wife except for unchastity and marries another commits adultery."

The exceptive clause, "EXCEPT FOR UNCHASTITY" is the major issue here. Simply put, unchastity is a good reason to divorce one's spouse.

You may want to ask, what constitutes 'unchastity?' We shall get to know soon.

We all remember that the New Testament was originally written in Greek bah?

The Greek word for unchastity is "PORNEIA." The Protestants argue that this Greek word "porneia" means adultery. This is why if you read the Protestant New International Version of the Bible, Matthew 19:9 is translated thus:

"I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, EXCEPT FOR MARITAL UNFAITHFULNESS, and marries another woman commits adultery."

For most Protestants, though marriage is meant to last a lifetime, but adultery justifies divorce and remarriage. This is because they interpreted the Greek word "porneia" or "unchastity" as adultery.

This is not true. And this is not Catholic teaching.

Catholic biblical scholars believe that it is wrong to translate the Greek word "porneia" as adultery. In the Catholic New American Bible, Matthew 19:9 is translated thus:

"I say to you, whoever divorces his wife (unless the marriage is unlawful) and marries another commits adultery."

Here, the exceptive clause is: "UNLAWFUL MARRIAGE."

If you read the King James Version of the Bible, the translation for PORNEIA is even more interesting. It translates Matthew 19:9 thus:

"And I say unto you, whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for FORNICATION, and shall marry another committeth adultery."

Here, the exceptive clause is Fornication. And fornication is the sin of two unmarried people having sexual intercourse. If either person is married or both are married to other people, the sin is called adultery. Following this translation, the only way that a couple could commit fornication is if they were never really in a Christian marriage to begin with.

Many recent translations of porneia in Matt 19:9 used "sexual immoralities." That still begs the question of what sexual immoralities could mean.

In all these, what really is the correct translation for the word PORNEIA? Is it the Protestants' "adultery", the King James' "fornication", or the Catholics' "Unlawful marriage"? Even if porneia is to be seen as unchastity or sexual immoralities, what constitutes unchastity?

The answer to the above questions can be better clarified using the bible. I will give you two examples: Matthew 15:19 and Mark 7:21-22.

Matthew 15:19 "For from the heart come evil thoughts, murder, ADULTERY, UNCHASTITY, theft, false witness, blasphemy."

Mark 7:21-22, "From within people, from their hearts, come evil thoughts, UNCHASTITY, theft, murder, ADULTERY, greed, malice, deceit, licentiousness, envy, blasphemy, arrogance, folly."

Pay attention to this: Adultery and unchastity are both prohibited in the texts above. If you read the Greek text, it is "porneia" that is translated as unchastity, in some bible it is translated as sexual immorality. While the Greek word "moicheia" is translated as adultery. Therefore, from these passages, we can see that porneia does not mean adultery as that would be an unnecessary repetition.

The word for adultery in Greek is 'moicheia.' If the author of Matthew 19:9 felt that Christ was talking about adultery, he wouldn't have used 'porneia' which means unchastity.

This is Matthew 19:9 in its original Greek

λέγω δὲ ὑμῖν ὅτι ὃς ἂν ἀπολύσῃ τὴν γυναῖκα αὐτοῦ μὴ ἐπὶ ΠΟΡΝΕΊΑΙ καὶ γαμήσῃ ἄλλην, ΜΟΙΧΑ͂ΤΑΙ.

I have put into capital letters two words:
πορνείᾳ (porneia) and μοιχᾶται (moichatai — verb form)

If the Bible intended that adultery is a ground for divorce, the two words would have been moicheia. And it will read thus: "I tell you that whoever divorces his wife, except for ADULTERY, and marries another woman commits ADULTERY."

But fortunately or unfortunately, that is not how it was written in the Bible.

If you read Act 15:28-29, the Apostles addressed the Gentiles prohibiting four things:

"For it has seemed good to the Holy Spirit and to us to lay upon you no greater burden than these necessary things: that you abstain (1) from what has been sacrificed to idols, and (2) from blood and (3) from what is strangled and (4) from unchastity. If you keep yourselves from these, you will do well. Farewell." RSV (inserted numbers, mine)

Take note of the number (4), still talking about Porneia or Unchastity. These four prohibitions above came from a deep-rooted Jewish tradition found in Leviticus 17 and 18.

If you read Leviticus through, you will discover that in chapter 18, what the Jews mean by unchastity or Porneia was explicitly explained. It was simply an incestuous marriage. Having sexual intercourse with a close relative was greatly forbidden, not to talk of marriage. For the Jews, marriage of this nature is unlawful. This was what Christ was referring to in Matthew 19:9. It is a reference to an unlawful and thus invalid marriage. It is not a reference, as Protestants view it, to a specific act committed during a legitimate "life-long marriage.

Jesus' teaching on divorce was revolutionary. Remember that it was to answer the Jews who thought that one could divorce his wife for some reasons that made Jesus to give the answer he gave. If Jesus permitted divorce, what then makes his teaching different from the one Moses taught the Jews in the OT?

If Christ's teaching on divorce was that simple, how can one explain the surprise that surrounded the disciples when they responded in the next verse?

Matthew 19: 10, "(His) disciples said to him, 'If that is the case of a man with his wife, it is better not to marry.'"

©Fr Kelvin Ugwu

Get enlightened. Church wedding or white wedding is the white man’s traditional wedding; it is not biblical.

Devaro:


I completely agree, and I'm glad you brought up the crucial issue.

It's a frustrating scenario for everyone involved.

When clients have a complex project with a budget that drastically undercuts the market value, it's a recipe for DISASTER.

Here's the thing: quality web development, especially anything involving advanced features like escrow wallets, demands significant time, skill, and resources.

Attempting to squeeze that into a tiny budget simply doesn't work.

Desperate developers might try to take on such projects, but the results almost inevitably include what you described: missed deadlines, poor work, and a frustrated client.

If a client doesn't want to invest ADEQUATELY in their online presence, they're far more likely to encounter either unqualified developers or worse, outright scams.

Professionals in any field deserve fair COMPENSATION. It ensures we can dedicate the necessary time and attention to produce the best possible results.

Honestly, turning down underfunded projects is a sign of professionalism, not a bad attitude.

I always encourage clients to understand that high-quality websites are an investment in their business.

When they see web development as a PARTNERSHIP, rather than a bargain-bin service, everyone benefits.

I don use too much grammar but the truth be say your likes should do better because we don chat about projects in the past but your investment can't work for me and you never had the balls to say straight away that your budget is tight or low, it is always "ok" and you go mute until the messages are cleared.

Do better.

I like how you quickly turned my comment around in defense of your professional colleagues. You would have made a good lawyer, you know?

Far from it, my comment has nothing to do with budget. Even if it were, it's not an excuse to deliver low-quality project. As a web developer, if you accept to deliver a project like Facebook or Whatsapp for N100K, it is your duty to deliver. The client should not be blamed for that. An agreement is an agreement.

Secondly, before now I never knew turning down a project can be considered bad attitude. I am a service provider myself, and I turn down projects on a daily basis. I'll give an example of what I consider bad attitude in respect of web design. I recently hired a web designer from here (I hope he sees this). He completed the first task and got paid for it. I assigned another task to him. This time I made the mistake of paying him 100% of the agreed fee up front, thinking that will motivate him to deliver on time. This project was only supposed to take a few hours, but days later, this guy was still giving me excuses. I checked the file on cpanel and noticed it's not been updated for 5 days, meaning he's not working on it, so I changed the login details and blocked him.

Responding to your last paragraph. I am an IT person too, so for every task I assign, I have at least a fair idea of what it entails. When a dev quotes an unrealistic fee, I simply respond with "okay", and move on to the next person. That's because I don't have the time for negotiation. This has nothing to do with me not having the balls, like you said. By virtue of my military background, I have the balls to do whatever even physically, let alone when I'm behind a keyboard. It's not also a tight budget thing, cos by the grace of God, money is the least of my problems.

Edited:

Over the last 17 years, I have hired more than 50 web developers from this platform, for various tasks. Hence, my comment that web devs here are difficult to work with is not made up, but based on my personal experience vis-à-vis my experience with devs on other platforms like Fiverr. That's not to say there are no good ones. I have met amazing web developers here whose web design/development skills and attitudes are top notch.

Devaro:
Nigeria clients are so difficult to work with

It goes both ways. Nigerian service providers (e.g Web Designers) are the most difficult to work with. Poor quality work, missed deadlines, bad attitude, the list is endless.

Someone who hasn't travelled outside Nigeria will never understand. There is no basis for comparison between Nigeria and a developed country. In terms of everything, I mean everything, countries like Australia, UK and Canada are way ahead of Nigeria. Having said that, the decision to relinquish one's job as a manager in Nigeria for a low level job (e.g. forklift operator) in Australia is personal, which we should all respect. Besides, no one migrates with the primary objective of taking up a cleaning or fork lift operator job. For most people already at the middle or top level of their careers, they take up these jobs to survive, pending when they land their ideal jobs.

For me, if I am to choose between being a bank manager in Nigeria and forklift operator in Australia, I'll go with the latter. As a forklift operator in Australia, I will live a good life and provide a better future for my children. Even if I decide to return to Nigeria after 25 to 30 years, I'll live very comfortably, far better than I would have, had I been a bank manager.

To reiterate, no basis for comparison, and respect people's decisions. Shalom!

AmuDimpka:
after all these...I still have someone that is in Australia for over 10 yrs ...the person seff is finding it hard to secure air ticket to come home with his family


How una dey take look some of us ...una think say we are daft ?

Please don't be offended that I'm quoting you. I'm just curious. In Australia, a person above 21 earning minimum wage has a take home of approximately $3K per month (I mean net pay). Let's assume that this your person earns $3K and his wife also earns $3K, that's a total of $6K for the family. How much is flight ticket to Nigeria that they cannot afford? Or are they both jobless?

Originalsly:


Migrating and making it depend more on the above than luck. Then how willing we are to adapt? How many of us can shove aside our pride?... as in to move from a manager to a warehouse worker? Most of us would prefer to wait jobless rather than take a job beneath our certification. We see this with graduates ... yearsss waiting for a job that fit their certification.
My question to OP ... how is the social life so far?

Just a quick clarification. There are no menial jobs in developed countries. Every job you do is valued and oyibo will never look down on you based on the job you do. For this reason, a manager in Naija will not have any problem taking up a cleaner job. Besides, there is no huge disparity in pay like we have in Nigeria. Unlike Naija companies where managers earn hundreds of thousands and cleaners 15K, here if I work as a cleaner and earn $2k monthly, a manager in my company can’t earn more than 4K. He will pay more tax than me and will not enjoy some benefits I get as a low income earner. If you’ve been to a developed country then you’ll understand how shitty Nigeria is.

sdavirus:


Keep quiet there. No one can fight the govt. Is Odi a village in Kano state?

You think say devil get favourites? There is no monopoly to jazz. I've seen these egbesu boys falling to the bullets of a kogi officer.

Don't think there's a monopoly to these things. E dey fail.

Seems you are too young. Just keep quiet. For your info, I'm 100 percent south south. I know how it went for some militants. Spent 7 years in Bayelsa

Don't mind that kid. He knows nothing. After God, na government. The military work with orders. If the C-in-C gives an order to the Nigerian military, there's no jazz that can stop them. Like you, I am also from the south-south, and served as a soldier in the creeks during the militancy days.

It's a small task that shouldn't take more than a few minutes if you've got the skills and experience, and the pay is good, depending on how much we both agree.

Message me on Whatsapp (07030949450) with your Nairaland username and samples of your work.

NOTE: Please don't contact me if you're a learner, as the task is a bit tricky.

This is still open.

Closing soon.

Message me on WhatsApp, if it's something you can do.

If you're interested, send a sample of your article (APA style) to me on Whatsapp: 07030949450

Article topic must be related to Economics.

Still open.

Open

RealLordZeus:
Framework??

It's a PHP site, but there's some CSS and HTML as well.

This is a view of the same page from different devices. As you can see on the screenshot, the search bar is not in line with the table below. I want it aligned on all devices, irrespective of screen size or browser.

If you can fix this, message me on Whatsapp (07030949450).

This problem is only on the mobile, so you're not to touch the desktop view.

Open.

Ongoing.