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RomanceThe Tweets That Got Arewa Twitter Trending by varnaija(op): 9:09am On May 25, 2020
Blessed or stolen money?

What do you think?

Watch all of them on my TL

https://mobile.twitter.com/Datshychic

RomanceRema Was Truly A Mechanic Before He Blew by varnaija(op): 9:02am On May 25, 2020
Photoshop but the guy tried

RomanceRe: Mouth gigs are the best(adult) by varnaija: 10:33pm On May 24, 2020
To the one given abi
RomanceRe: Does Age Differences Really Matter? by varnaija: 10:32pm On May 24, 2020
May she chop you well. Amen
RomanceRe: How True Is This,romancelanders by varnaija: 10:32pm On May 24, 2020
Anyone with a father figure won't post that as the op
RomanceRe: He Calls His Younger Sister An slowpoke by varnaija: 10:31pm On May 24, 2020
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]An acquaintance calls his younger sister an slowpoke...
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Isn’t that horrible?[/color]
What do we do with this?

What was your reaction when he said that? I am guess you open mouth like a fool without admonishing him then later come to nairaland to write this.
RomanceQueens, Should I Increase The Volume? by varnaija(op): 8:50pm On May 24, 2020
grin grin grin grin

Watch as Brooklyn's avoid this thread

RomanceRe: How A Bank Ruined My Relationship. by varnaija: 4:19pm On May 24, 2020
Agbagbaregoo:
I just met this lady and everything seems to be clicking. she just started a business after I gingered her and I had to patronize her. in the course I transferred some money to her to patronize her far more money than she was selling the Stuff so as to encourage her. The bank debited me and I told her I sent it.

Throughout that day she claimed not to have gotten the money. Then throughout the next day same story so the third day I went to the bank to receive the statement of account. lo and behold her name was boldly written and the bank people told me she has gotten it. I got very angry and sent it to her but I didn't tell her anything I just ignored her call.

A policeman asked for her number at the bank that he will question her. throughout these period I ignored her and I was just imagining how a beautiful light skin tender looking babe will behave like this. Then lo and behold today the bank reversed the money. I can't explain the feeling of disappointment.

Now she said she doesn't want to have anything to do with me again that she doesn't want wahala for her life. She finally picked after many trials of calling and she insisted on me leaving her life.she even said she's not doing business again. I don't know what to do.
Your moniker sounds like agbero to me. You've lived up to your name. Broke ass, I'm sure that money was nothing worthwhile but you've let hell loose because bank hold it. Nonsense
RomanceRe: Weed by varnaija: 9:53am On May 24, 2020
Na lung cancer will kill all of una last, last.

Ain't no idiot should quote me , mtswwwq
RomanceFeliscatus Is The Most Realest Guy On Romanceland. Check Him Out. by varnaija(op): 9:51am On May 24, 2020
fELiscatus kiss kiss

The best of them all.

Guy said the truth. So apt and straight to the point. cool

I owe you a plate of nkwobi and a drink of your choice. tongue tongue

Check out his thread where he dragged nairaland broke dudes like broken tiger generator grin grin

https://www.nairaland.com/5876615/reminder-nairaland-women#89861044

Dear broke assess, keep fooling yaselfs, don't go and make money to take care of your queen
RomanceRe: Reminder To Nairaland Women by varnaija: 9:46am On May 24, 2020
fELiscatus:
Never settle for broke guys oooo

grin grin grin


If you are searching for a husband, never settle for broke guys please, except maybe as last resort or out of desperation.


Look for a guy that has something meaningful doing as a source of income before getting married because men are obligated by both Bible and Quran to provide for their wives but they always try to run away from responsibility and blame women for their failures.

The Bible describes men who cannot provide for their families as infidels and islamically it's forbidden for a man to expect his wife to take care of him but because many Nigerian men are lazy and selfish they will demand that it's the wives job to provide and submit 100% and also be the home builder and child carer.

Even if you must contribute to home finances, do it on your own terms because breadwinning is not your primary responsibility as a woman. If you tell a man to start cooking to going to market or taking care of children while you relax he will never agree that it is his primary duty as a man.
They want you to provide for them and be submissive housegirl at the same time.

Run from broke guys, never settle for one, economy is hard and it's getting increasingly worse everyday with terrible and criminal politicians, never settle for broke dust guys expecting them to become rich in future because the chances that he will make it in future is far smaller than the chance that he will remain poor forever.


I know that this post will cause severe pains for many of nairaland men because they are broke and frustrated, they will soon come here to start whining as usual. That's all many boys are good at, complaining about women like stupid bitches.
You couldn't have said it better. God bless you abundantly.
RomanceRe: Are Ghanaians This Endowed Or They Augment It Artificially? by varnaija(op): 2:51am On May 24, 2020
Noisyrians:
Shut up! Whether Ghanaians are dwarfs or not, how is that the fvcking business of a Nigerian? Which nonsense “harmless statement “ is that? Harmless statement indeed. And why is it soo difficult for nigerians to mind their business?
They claim you are a dwarf. Can you refute that? So far you are endowed we'll take it like that.
BusinessRe: Which Business Can I Start With 2million by varnaija: 1:48am On May 24, 2020
Pimping
RomanceRe: Beautiful And Curvy Girl Wanna Have Fun by varnaija: 1:47am On May 24, 2020
Why are Nigerians generally dull and not creative
BusinessRe: I Want To Invest #50 Million Naira On Any Farmer Here! by varnaija: 1:46am On May 24, 2020
Scanner oshi. Go invest in your ratchet life first
CrimeRe: Humangle SARS Officials Scale Fence, Shoot 17-year-old Boy In Abuja by varnaija: 1:44am On May 24, 2020
Unfortunately SARS are part of us. They are a reflection of the bigger picture.

Rip to the death, until we hear the next one
RomanceRe: Pls Can A 24 Year Old Guy Date 17 Year Old Girl..need An Advice No Insult Pls by varnaija: 1:42am On May 24, 2020
No you can't. She's to reach 18 first. Had it been you are a youngin like her. But not now.

I definitely know you've been fucking her, na your conscience carry you come here. Just be using the damn condom
RomanceRe: Are Ghanaians This Endowed Or They Augment It Artificially? by varnaija(op): 1:39am On May 24, 2020
cutefy:
So, you are contemplating on going the lesbo way... haba why na cry
I'm already bisexual. Don Bleep both and they all heavenly.

You kinda have problem with English small.

You'll be alright sha
RomanceRe: Are Ghanaians This Endowed Or They Augment It Artificially? by varnaija(op): 12:43am On May 24, 2020
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RomanceAre Ghanaians This Endowed Or They Augment It Artificially? by varnaija(op):
I saw moesha video, damn, I'll go full lesbo for that kind of ass, to hell with any man.

Do you think they are natural?

Watch her jiggling it on my twitter page

https://mobile.twitter.com/Datshychic/status/1264465261597507584

FoodLet's Do A Poll, Who Eats All These Snakes? by varnaija(op): 12:33am On May 24, 2020
With the constant pics of people eating anything that crawl, I want to know particularly which part of southern Nigerian mostly do these eating spree.

This is a documentary material, I will cc BBC Africa, natgeo wild, Al Jazeera and CNN. Maybe they can help us do a comprehensive documentary. Hardly a day goes by without one seeing pics of some animal being eaten by people more barbaric than the animal itself
RomanceRe: See The Boy Behind Burna Boy And Davido Fight. by varnaija(op): 12:09am On May 24, 2020
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RomanceRe: See The Boy Behind Burna Boy And Davido Fight. by varnaija(op): 12:08am On May 24, 2020
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RomanceSee The Boy Behind Burna Boy And Davido Fight. by varnaija(op): 12:06am On May 24, 2020
Burna boy is an idiot, no cap.

What started the whole issue was a boy photoshopping wizkid and davido together. Then tunde posts it on his page.

Davido on seeing it gave the boy 100k and posted it on his page.

Burns boy from nowhere just jump making some derogatory analogy to rubbish davidos hard work.

I'm 100% sure davido works harder than burns boy because he produces original content where as burns boy go about sampling artist in all his work. Rubbish

Car TalkRe: Ugandan Students Produces Their First Set Of Electric Buses (photos) by varnaija: 11:13pm On May 23, 2020
Shame catch me reading this. Bleep. See below for what uni students in Nigeria produced.

What should we even call it?

RomanceRe: I Am Addicted To Sex, How Do I Stop? by varnaija: 11:05pm On May 23, 2020
Norahsthought:
You don't have a problem with that kind of addiction?
I try as much to understand my body. Anything my body wants so far it is natural and theres a way to do it without harm, I'll definetely do it.

Heck, sex? when there are bigger things to tackle. Bleep, cum and move on to the next business.
CelebritiesRe: Erigga Shares Pictures Of His New House by varnaija: 7:15pm On May 23, 2020
Thought it is a mansion. This looks cheap
RomanceRe: Who Is A Decent Man? by varnaija: 6:14pm On May 23, 2020
One that can cover his tracks and provide your needs
RomanceRe: Getting A House In Lagos Palaver by varnaija: 6:13pm On May 23, 2020
Over hyped slum

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