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she must be fashion designer

naughtynaughty:
smh superglue? Smh yah wicked! Let her kukuma wash it wit hypo nah

OK oo, if you think that one is not good.... they are options like paper tape, stapler, safety pin, clip, gum.

of course so many want you dear..... you are making yourself feel that way..... wait for it,, you will laugh last... I promise you

even a doctor was amazed and could do notin in particular,, and you want me to come up with an idea......


OK sha......oju lo ro ju saanu,, naughtynaughty, tell your friend to use superglue....

armpit should be the most disgusting public part of the body, and you get turned on by it....... see ya therapist pls

depends on your mums age..... if she is in her early 40s, no big deal

Kim un jong be causing problem since the death of his father

So I am a very sarcastic person, the reason is because when I tend to be sincere about something I go extremely blunt....

My girlfriend was listening to empire theme songs on her phone with earpiece on, and she was singing it so loud....... she doesn't have good voice so each time she looks at me I fake a smile to her which made her think she was killing the music with her nice voice,, she took the ear piece off and asked "how is my voice?" and I was like "good, good, very nice"...... she knew I wasn't saying the truth so she asked me to " for once in my life stop being sarcastic and be sincere" so I went completely blunt by telling her the truth "Bae you actually sound like a dying vulture" she grimaced with an obvious expression depicting something like "you are a disrespectful bastard" and stormed out.

I knew I messed up so I buried my ego and went to her place to beg, it took the intervention of her sister before she could forgive me, if not we might have broken up by now...

now am just thinking..... though I messed up, but then again I was only being sincere.

no time

RIP

true love that would end up dying the fastest...

e don do you... ah ah, u no dey see fine gal ni?
lolz

Emeraldcute:
lol such friends dont knw de delight in fairytales

they don't and they are missing alot

nigerians and photokiosk

jopretty:
Telling their female daughters they are spoilt simply because they saw them with a guy. That's the one that pained me so much especially when mummy takes up the issue and if you dare open your mouth to challenge their wrong act, you'll hear "why won't she talk back at me? She's following boys now"

lolz

Emeraldcute:
u just defined me

really, while friends make me feel like the weird guy obsessed with ancient stuff......I just found my partner in crime......lol ...... thats cute

Codyt:
6 times!!

yea.... 6 times

African parents would call you from metres away to help them take something that's barely inches away from them....

Defending urself is regarded as a disrespect to African parents, when you try to justify yourself and they don't have any other thing to say is when you will hear things like "oh.... you want to beat me now abi?.... go ahead beat me"


They would barely commend your good deed but let almost the whole world know the slightest mistake you make.


Do something wrong and they will compare you with the kid they barely know anything about....... (this one I hate most).



to them its part of the so called home training

which ever way I believe it has positive effects. #love4myparents
add your experience.

why don't you become an armed robber, instead of being a cultist

there is no diff now..... you either get killed or caught at the end of the day noni


desperation is the greatest assassin

When there is live, there I hope....

that phrase keeps me moving.

my lovely cookie Lyon.

don't you think you fall in one of the categories @OP??

adult site u been seeing porn dearie??

anyway that's none of my biz,


that thing just wants you to scan with it

Omoluabi16:
yep..the movie was just perfect. romance, action, pain.unlike those senseless war films with no storyline. At least we know what led to Hiroshima.

abi na.... at first I use to pity Japan, but after watching that film..... those guys deserved it

Emeraldcute:
oh u knew the story

of course I do..... I know almost everything wen it cums to mythological gods and stories.... I love exploiting ancient stories..... its a weird hobby but dats just me.

GNLD is bullsh!t oo..... tell her to quit it.... its a big time waste of time.

Emeraldcute:
it actually happened to a man in one of those days fairy tale, anything he touch becomes gold, if he touch plate, they become gold, twas as a result if a spell that was casted opon him

king midas
www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends/everything-he-touched-turned-gold-myth-and-reality-king-midas-004120

it isn't a fairy tale, its a Greek mythological tale..... the sh!t later became a curse for him,, he was overwhelmed with it.

Emeraldcute:
u saw the fun in a more critical aspect...the dentist was just assuming

better be

Omoluabi16:
pearl harbour. Good movie

It has been on my phone since 2012..... can watch it a million times.

rockyh:
xmas things n malaria palava

wateva, just stick to my second sentence