₦airaland Forum

Temptee101:


How did this trash make it to the front page?

Useless bloggers, you fools think we are idiots. So the useless one eyed camera man knew that the boy would turn back using witchcraft therefore positioned himself ready to snap

Secondly, the boy deliberately stared at the ass for 5 minutes to give the impotent cameraman enough time to capture him well

Thirdly, the driver mistakenly stopped on getting to the boy thereby creating room for the cockroach to capture his victim

Lastly, to the blogger, to the boy, to the ukwu owner, to the cameraman, to the driver, to the phone used, to the vehicle, to the poster of this staged embarrassment, to the lazy mod that pushed this nonsense to the front page, to the owner of nairaland that allowed this annoying trend to continue, to the readers that believed this trash and to everybody who endorsed this as being news worthy are all MAD and have no one to tell them

judedwriter:
Their xmas songs was and still is d GREATEST! they have all split- the lead singer with the heavenly voice is a solo artiste, while bobby their male dancer is sadly late.

Mist100:
my brother he brought the car to the office. There was no sign of major faults when I drove the car myself.

First. The gear started slipping after two weeks. A gear rework was done and gear eventually changed.

Secondly. Mechanic advised that the injector be changed cos it was not as sound.

Thirdly. The ride wasn't smooth abinitio so changing shocks and tyres was agreed upon.

Fourthly. AC that was cooling suddenly stopped cooling after the gear work. A change of condenser and repair of compressor was advised.

I weak.

Billyonaire:
I am yet to meet a lady, who enters my fantasy entrapment with all my crazy taste of material possession without begging to stay in my of cycle of exoticism.

It does not end there, the bed itself should be some structure that a lady feels compelled to see how sex can be on such beddings. The embiens of the bedroom, the lighting and the design concepts should be extra-classy and make sure there is an MP3 loop of 528Hz binaural tune which shuts down the rational mind and allow hormones to catalyze romantic feelings. At that moment she becomes a listening device that obeys every command.

With a perfect setting, you do not have to ask a lady out, just ask them to navigate their way to your bedroom and bring you your phone or something. I can guarantee you a lady will spend extra time in the bedroom lost in thoughts of fantasy before coming out.

It not only works, it eradicates the thought of 'needs and suffering' from the minds of mere mortals and present to you a lady who smiles and laughs at not-so-funny jokes.

At that moment, she is ready for the seeds of your child to come. Begin the Tantra Massage or Sex Yoga; My Oh My, Life is beautiful with beautiful women with functional brains.

She will have no power to say no, her Soul loves comfort and perfect peace.

Mist100:
I am hesitant too. cos a colleague just bought big daddy for 850k. now he had spent over 300k to fix issues and still fixing...

goldfish80:
I can only recognize Ezeugo and Lucan chambalis. Maybe because I stopped watching the show when it became watered down for mommy boys to show their faces on TV.
The first edition at snake island and the 2nd/3rd edition at the gorilla mountains of Obudu still remain fresh in my memory.

Danelo:
Who wan study law for this lawless country?

IsraelNicodemu:
Why you didn't include microbiology?

heffem:
very good advice u gave there bro....except the car has hidden issues....

tonwe:
Please help out I want to purchase a Mitsubishi Outlander 2008. Please I need advise if its okay for me to purchase, Considering maintenance, fuel usage and if any other related pertinent issues in usage of the SUV.
I don't want to use a vehicle that will give me issues or any unnecessary expenses.
I'm considering it as a 2nd option instead of a Toyota RAV4. I know Toyota is low maintence, though. I need opinion on the Mitsubishi Outlander. Thank you

sarrki:
If u like cry me an Ocean, history has it written down...A Southerner became Chief Justice of Nigeria 30yrs after, in PMB's Admin!


(1) Sir Edwin Speed, 1914-1918

2. Sir Ralph Combe, 1918-1929

3. Donald kingdon, 1929-1946

4. Sir John Verity, 1946-1954

5. Sir Stafford Sutton, 1955-1958

6. Adetokunbo Ademola, 1958-1972

7. Taslim Olawale Elias, 1972-1975

8. Darnley Arthur Alexander, 1975-1979

9. Attanda Fatai Williams, 1979-1983

10. George Sodeinde Sowewimo, 1983-1985

11. Ayo Gabriel Irikefe, 1985-1987

12. Mohammed Bello, 1987-1995

13. Muhammad Lawal Uwais, 1995-2006

14. Salihu Moddibo Alfa Belgore, 2006-2007

15. Idris Legbo Kutigi, 2007-2009

16. Aloysius Iyorgyer Katsina-Alu, 2009-2011

17. Dahiru Musdapher, 2011-2012

18. Aloma Mariam Mukhtar, 2012-2014

19. Mahmad Mohammed, 2014-2016

20. Walter Samuel Nkanu Onnoghen, 2016 now chief justice

ogtavia:
Good morning Madam....stop acting like this isn't Nigeria or the economics you were taught in school is different from people's own...yeah,its true dollars was scarce leading to high exchange rate...most dealers are opportunists,i don't know if you are one of them...you said,if a dealer buys a car at 350 to a dollar, how will he replace the car when dollar goes up to 450...Madam, that situation you just mentioned is a profit loss situation,if truly you understood economics and the dynamics of profit and loss,you would know that,your customers isnt the one to bear the cost of your loss,that is one thing every Nigerian is doing and it's irritating,why,no serious price control agency or machinery....even those who had no reason to jerk up prices jerked up theirs to take advantage of the current situation....you see,many countries might have gone through recession but you didn't hear of it,why,it wasn't essentially dollar induced....i hope at the end of the day when the dollar stabilizes at a more reasonable amount, we will all understand that in business,when the terms change,your customers are the ones you should protect....you people should stop thinking like the Nigerian government that puts everything on its citizens..

quentin06:
I meant the ones that have been abused, you know ' near scrap looking vehicles whose cost of repair is more than the sale price.

quentin06:
I dont want to sound pessimistic but its too early for the dollar to crash, even if it crashes car proces will still remain high.

Its not the rising dollar that cause the high cost of cars, but the stupid policy that banned importation of cars through our borders and the excessively high tariff of 70%

Given that we dont manufacture cars here, I dont see the price of cars going down anytime soon. Even worthless Nierian second hand cars have increased by 50 percent in price.

I would advice people to hold onto their cars even if they upgrade.

VeeBabs:
Needed. Please call the buyer. Still interested.

VeeBabs:
Needed. Please call the buyer. Still interested.

elshanAutos:
Single cell or double cell?