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Use a damn Lube..

So how about Maradona?

Is this how quickly he is forgotten??

Is your husband in Nigeria?

If he is, that should not be a problem.
He should simply open a telegram account that would override the importer's own.

Blossom12:
Someone is using my husband's phone number on TELEGRAM, i don't know if the person is using it to commit crime. The picture the person used is that of a young girl. I tried chatting with the person, she said she is my husband's sister and she is based in Abuja. Unknowingly to her, my husband has only one sister and she is not less than 40years. I sent TELEGRAM a mail but they didn't reply. Please what can i do about it? The pix attached is the picture the person used as profile pix.

Mynd44

If you don't tell your friend, then you are EVIL.

Idowu116:
Hello nairalanders, there is this very good friend of mine who got married this year, early April.So last week Friday,i came to do some projects around that ibeju lekki side of Lagos.So my friend lives there with his bride and after closing for the day,i decided to say hi to them because it's been a while we met.I got there,knocked on the gate but to my surprise I met the gate slightly closed then I begin to wonder what if thieves entered the compound.I entered the house and heard moaning. I called my friend number to let him know am around but he told me he is not around that his wife is home.I went to the room the moaning was coming from and I could here bleeping sounds.I knocked and the action stopped.The wife opened the door I saw her in underwears,she was shocked to see me.To cut the story short, I saw the leg of a man beside the bed and that was how they started begging me,the guy was so dirty and unkept.I snapped his face by force on my phone and the bride started begging me not to tell her husband.Telling me she will do sleep with me to compensate me and I got more annoyed.
This is a lady my friend spent millions for her bride price oo.Women are indeed useless
I haven't told anyone about the incident though but am going to tell my friend soon

Abeg tell them.
How many assists did Mbappe make? They think it's by running kikikatakata or by just scoring goals?

rickpat:
Messi has four man of the match award prior to the final game...7goals and 3 assist...more chances created...more shots..more dribbles...more pass accuracy...those are the parameters used... football fans sometimes Sha

maybe emi Martinez Should not be the best keeper as well

This one is just spewing thrash.

I am shocked at your statement.
I condemn the gruesome murder of this young Nigerian and I hope the perpetrators get arrested.

Some people just come online and say foolish things. These same people you are castigating were attacked in their village. There farmlands were destroyed and their ladies raped repeatedly. No one has been apprenhended and the government is turning a blind eye to their predicament.
What do you expect them to do?
Just seat and fold their arms while they get annihilated?

What we need right now is not pointing of fingers but uniting as a nation and change the narrative of the security architecture of this nation.

For God's sake, we need peace and a proactive government that takes securing the lives of its citizens as a priority.

If you can't condemn the atrocities of the Fulani terrorists, then you shouldn't condemn them.

Corrinthians:
I knew when Igbos were claiming they killed "armed Fulani Herdsmen", and we saw burnt truck and bodies but not a picture of even a catapult, they were lying.

Just look at the so called armed Fulani herdsman they killed. They simply profiled the innocent man based on this ethnoreligious identity and murdered him.

Smh.

I guess the lives of Northerners and Muslims mean nothing, and that's why these things go without our so called human rights organisations saying nothing.

Lmao.

False prophet.

nicestguy1:
See predicted finalist games


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcPYajjX-uY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0gmOTLkKPI

Well, send a message. I could help a bit.

I am shocked at the response of most people here.

I doubt most of you here have been watching the matches.

Senegal, Ghana and the other African teams have a strong chance of doing well if they get focused.

The only Impressive non African teams so far to me are : Brazil and France. The rest can be beaten by just any one.

This slowpoke.
All he knows is to instigate violence.

Nothing good ever comes out of him.
See the thrash he is spewing as if Muslim Universities will allow Christian students do same.

Even some government universities in the North don't allow Christians worship freely

FreeStuffsNG:
HE Sule is one of the smartest Governors in Nigeria. While your Governors were hating and blaming everyone except themselves for their failure, he was regularly visiting Lagos and Asiwaju Tinubu to take clues on governance and how he can leverage on his states abundant resources and geography.

Today, Nasarawa is the centre of mining in Nigeria and most of the mining projects took off after favourable laws and policies took off. He is building a community next to Abuja to offer people the option of living in Nasarawa and working in Abuja.


He found a worthy leader in Asiwaju Tinbubu and I believe he is right that Asiwaju Tinubu will complete two terms and not more

Are you referring to the Nassarawa I know or a different one?

I doubt you live or have ever visited Nassarawa.
Nassarawa is a dead state

You are either plain stupid or pretending to be.
He didn't say he played football with him. He said whenever Odili was absent in the team, they lost.

Where did Tinubu school?
Or was it when he forgot the name of his party at an important rally?

Haba!!

At 24, she is an adult.
If you do anything, she has the right to sue you.

Leave her to live her life.
Hopefully like the prodigal son, she would return someday.

Nelbless:
Good morning house,

I write this with a cloud of confusion over my head.

I have a kid sister, our last born who stays with my parents, she is well taken care of in every possible way, but appear to be the black sheep of the house, as she is extremely sturbbon and rebellious, need i say she is the last born of the family, which places her in the state of not wanting or lacking anything at all.



Anyways I will try my best in making this as brief as I can, my sister is notorious for being too trusty, emotional, a social media maniac ......I mean on several occasions she had been saved from ill fate of being kidnapped by ritualists, these episodes cants be shared here cos they are numerous, we as her family realizing these trend about her, placed a restriction on her movement, which implies she is not allowed seeing anyone we do not know or her making friends or visiting them without our knowing who they are.

Just on Saturday which is two days ago, she told us her girl friend ,(someone about 7 years older than she is, a single mother) is siçk, she seek visiting her, we okayed that, only to find out she had played us in other to visit someone she had met on Facebook far far away, she did came back same Saturday very late though.

Before then my mom had confronted the supposed sick lady only to find out all was a ....

Upon her return she was scolded......only for her to pick few of her stuffs and run away on Sunday, then we discovered , that somehow her girl friend to give us the phone number of the boy she had visited, she tipped us into believing she must have encouraged her to run away or maybe away of the stranger my sister might have ran to.

WE INTEND PICKING THE GIRL THIS MORNING WITH POLICE FOR QUESTIONING, BUT SOME OF MY SIBLINGS ARE INSISTING WE ALLOW MY SISTER BE AS SHE HAVE BEEN SCREAMING FOR FREEDOM FOR LONG, INSISTING SHE WILL RUN AWAY SOMEDAY.

AM CONFUSED PLEASE, COS THIS IS ON THE VERGE OF BEING A DENT ON MY FAMILY

No wonder.
This is where the problem lies.
How about your dad??

Deborah200299:
She is the product of my dad infidelity.We share the same dad , different mum her bio mum is late

You sound like a weakling.
All you do is just cry like a sissy.

No body tries this with my sister and leaves in one piece.

Please just shut the f up and act like a real man.

Lol.
Nice one from Elon.

They will all pay.
$20 should not be too much for those verified.
And most people will pay anything to make them feel amongst the elites in lthe social media space i

Something they shared amongst themselves.
Don't ask me I got to know.
But that's the truth.

Lmao.
Are they first class chiefs?

You should be fucking grateful you ingrate!!
There is nothing absolutely wrong with your toes..
You can walk..
You can stand..
You can do virtually everything with your toes and legs..

If you don't like them, cut them off.
Kapish.

Yes I am a bit brutal with my words.
I detest ingrates.

Onceavictim:
You get the point

And you showed your face in the picture(s) you sent to him??

Push her to me then.
I can maintain a discrete relationship with her.

The married ones shouldn't be neglected.

Of course he can... Because he might be perhaps their commander-in-chief.

This way some people think these days amazes me. If you feel she is cheating on you, look for someone else.. life isn't that hard.

Are these not the ones been slaughtered like rams by UGM and Boko haram?

Spineless beings BUGAing over harmless citizens..

I hardly make comments on here..
But I am pushed to say this..

Oo Boy..
You talk like a fool.

In fact, I think you are.

I mean no offence though.
A lady with zero respect for your parents is a no go Area.
She has seen you as been a cheap weakling.

Go get some balls man.. and stop embarrassing the male gender.

Tueh

Lol..
It's only those who don't live or visit kogi that will be fooled by this.

One of the worst Gov in Nigeria currently.

Introduce toys to your sexual activities. That should help out.

Vahat:
We got married two years ago. My challenge is that my partner has a higher sexual drive and love sex so much.

Ever since we do make love,she has never for once be the one to say she is satisfied and that I should stop despite that most time it takes me between 10 to 25 minutes atimes to cum. The highest I can recall that i stayed long was 32minutes before I cum, yet in all these it looks to her as if I have not started the work and she feel disappointed anytime I cum because from her body language;she demands more and can withstand even up to one and half hours to 2hours before she can be satisfied and I can't go such.

I tried all I can but honestly I don't feel like a man for not even for once tell me or appreciate me on bed by telling me 'thank you, please cum na, your have stayed long,I am satisfied etc but will always rather willing to consume more and more despite that she needs sex most time and I responds to her demand. Even when I am tired and sweating profusely I keep on just to please her and I am getting fed up over this. I have never taken sex enhancement drug and will never take such.

I don't want to complain to her about. her insatiable sexual drive and how stressful it is riding on me to avoid her hiding her sexual feelings to me or taken it as insult or hurt her feelings and at the same time the fear of her looking for satisfaction from elsewhere. Please advise on how to handle this challenge.

Na wa for you o
You can decide to stay at home if you don't want to go. No be only you dey. As a Nigerian living in Nigeria, you should know better than to yarn stuff like this.

bottlewater1:
Good morning nairaladers and happy Trinity day

So I went to church with my family, at the entrance of the church members of protocol use their security gadgets to search us whether we carry any kind of weapon. Me that did not even carry Bible expect my phone and offering, yet they use their gadgets on me.

My opinion:

I was just laughing because it seems they don't trust their members again for instance me a member of more than five years and listen to the pastor almost every week.
I think this acts in church will further discourage people from attending church services but to stick to electronic programmes

Believe this garbage at your own risk

Believe this garbage at your own risk.

Can you just imagine!!

Tell him you don't need it.

Such an ungrateful idiot.
Go hustle buy your own. Anofia.