₦airaland Forum

benebaby77:
Mess up khe? I dont think they born them well to try that thing again... we will just appeal to FG to sack the entire Senate members

Eniqurl:
Which one b excuse abeq straight to d point

kingthreat:
Let the family get the picture of the maid and declare her wanted. Its easier to recognise her than the children.

unikazzy:
Coming up

Tue 7th April

Italian Coppa Italia

Fiorentina vs Juventus. 7.45pm. IRIB TV3

Wed 8th April

Vallecano vs Real Madrid. 9pm IRIB TV3

Pinkieblue:
My brain, dats wat keeps Guys around

Billyonaire:
What's blasphemy, that there is No God, or that God isnt perfect ? Why do we go for plastic surgery if your creator God is perfect ? Do not get me started this Sunday, day of the sun god.

jaibang:
Simple solution. Book a hotel with your wife present with you and then invite the lady to meet you there, but do not tell the lady your wife is with you. Once she enters the room introduce her to your wife and let her know that you are happily married. Do not use your house.

Fatdon:
God will surely bless her.
Just wish to marry somebody like this lady. Very hard to find these days.
Cc:lalasticlala

Billyonaire:
Yes, even God isnt perfect.

hollyslim:
Lol true yearn......I don't seem to find a character that depicts me tho'

Billyonaire:
Not even Hollywood. I don die.

Billyonaire:
My advise, is as follows;

Your mother is NOT aware of his escapes, you do not have to be the whistle blower, you wont forgive yourself when wahala starts.

You are aware of his escapes;

Plan A:

you need to find a diplomatic way of whimsically, jokingly, respectfully saying "Daddy, I am aware oh, but I swear, Mamma will NOT hear this from me, this is our little secret, but you just have to STOP, if not, things will get ugly.", be firm, be assertive and be his daughter.

Again, do not tell your mom, and be sure your Dad gets the message. In the event that your Dad does not listen, then move to Plan B.

Plan B: Get a new phone, new sim and send this text, purportedly from a guy to him; "Old man, you have succeeded in ruining my relationship with my girlfriend because you have cash. You will not see me coming, I hope you love your wife and your kids, If this heart-break continues then I will send any of them 6ft.

Escalate Plan B, after a week, by lying that a certain boy was chasing after you with a dagger and nearly killed you if not that you ran into someone's office, and that the boy was shouting "Your Dad will pay for his actions".

Hahahahahaha Manipulation saves time and effort.

habeebcole:
wetin concern me nw

sameer1212:
LOL... I don't even know her until she start dating Davido. Seriously the babe dey make unnecessary noise this days.

toshmann:
And now she's doing same to me. Mine's worse bc im driving to church and i ran a red light bc i was trying to turn my phone upside down. Only when i saw the police camera flash my car did i realize what ive just done.
Now not only will i go late to church, easter sunday o, i'll be expecting a nasty mail from police this week, with a ticket and that will attract no less that $100 fine

I'm not laughing

buygala:
Dear God, please don't let my girlfriend see this hairdo


Na so my monthly allocation for food and fuel go just waka ontop one yeye braid wey no go increase the size of my peniss


*runs to remove battery from bae's phone

btw

she is looking very different in each of these pishures


God punish Instagram filter, Marykay, foundation,and all them other feminine witcheries wey dey give these girls chameleon capabilities on per-second billing

PunkyOh:
I'm South African

fairygeh:
I am telling you, funny thing is the guy no wan leave me alone,he still begs for my forgiveness, he even has the effrontery to chat my fiance up on whatsapp.i wonder what his aim is
When my fiance told me this just last week I felt I could just get hold of that fool and kill him,thank God I already told my bf everything the fool did to me.

PunkyOh:
I know. I have a restraining order on him. He is psychotic. Everything turned fatal attraction after our final break up. I'm sure he'd chop me up into tiny pieces if he ever catches me lol.

tohpahz:
U send an application letter..

MrBasketball:
Why won't he? When u wanna run him down.

tohpahz:
Application kwa..
M nuh single oo..

danbrowndmf:
See them. Hw will You be inluv with 2men the same time :/ am sure dt was nt luv but lust.

CaptPlanet:
Ok....does it make her dangerous?

Truckpusher:
I've lost count because I've learnt something new.

You don't make exes, just keep them around to enable you jump back in if the need arises.

You have no idea what it means to have a hard diick with no hope ,while your ex lives two blocks away.

CaptPlanet:
Dangerous ke? Na terrorist?....lmao

fairygeh:
A bastard,a never do wel,calculating,deceiver,pretender,devil incarnate,son-of a biitch oloriburuku,oloshi

irunoobo:


What nonsense are u trying to achieve with ur DP You are one of the reason why guys see us as hoes. Your yansh advert was unnecessary. Na so dick hungry you reach?