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SuperNover:
(in Beyonce's voice) There's no limit to what you can do

My sister if persn fail screening exam, e good! Na only 25300 e go lose! If persn fail d final exam, nd no meet him cutoff, na almst 500k nd 1 year of hin life don go be dat oh. Nd sum aren't usually smart enuf to knw dat they should take JAMB form again as they ar running d Diploma program. Then, they'l waste 2yrs!

itfreda:
choiii...that kind mission can lead to suicide mission is person fail

Cngrats! What was ur score?

FINgames:
got medicine jupeb.
nr be my head uniben wan take make moni.
dey beta nr try nonsense

Educatn's total fees is btwn 200-250k. Buh Law, Med, Engr are 350-450k with Med being d highest.

Ray360:
A friend of mine did Diploma in Education. he paid 83k at first, then as he progressed, paid 86k. He had to hustle like a Trojan to get the money. He almost failed his exam because he was depressed and couldn't read for it because he hadn't paid his fees. mehn...

Sound it! *in Wizzy's voice *.... *chews coconut shell*

Adah96:
lag fees for diploma is way more than that...

Abi dats when they'l admit less. They won't be able to manipulate d academic influx 4rm other programs. Its 4rm nxt year, they'l start expanding departmental capacities.

IceSplash:
yea...buh dis is d first tym uniben is doing jupeb so they might admit more

Lol. Bae, I go bring am nxt week.

Adah96:
Venus007 u brought the jupeb list n forgot the second list
my friend go back n bring d second list







congrats ebayray

86k?! I laff in Braille! Its abt half a million.

Ray360:
Abasi! sen kpo! chai.. like Venus put it, the principal goals of these exams is to make money! JAMB and POST UME is the safest ever. imagine lag, fees for diploma is up to 86k. poor man no fit go school o..

86k? I laff in Braille!

Ray360:
Abasi! sen kpo! chai.. like Venus put it, the principal goals of these exams is to make money! JAMB and POST UME is the safest ever. imagine lag, fees for diploma is up to 86k. poor man no fit go school o..

Nd the most expensive too. Remembr I took UNILAG's diploma exam? D screening fee was 25k. D program's fee is abt half a million.

itfreda:
yhhh...and that is the most competative exam...D.E exam...this is an exam that does who did A Level,diploma,jupeb,and also ond people from polythenics...and they pick meagre..

Yea. Heard so. With time, they'l start it.

itfreda:
yhhh...D.E exam is very competative..can you imagine that uniben dont do medicine in diploma....even law self...

Lol. Shey? There are so many programs to gain adm now. PUME is stil d surest/safest way. Schl's are hungry 4 money. They make d screening cutoffs for these special programs low so that they'l make a lot of money 4rm their fees. Then at d end of d program, they'l admit only 10 out of 450 4 Med. SMH.

itfreda:
yhh..i have seen ppeople who took the exam without knowing what it meanlt...i tried explaining to one...they called me over sabi..you can imagine people who took the exam were calling it pre degree..anyhow sha..success to you Ebayra y..

Yup. UNILAG's diploma takes jst abt 20 ppl out of over 500 for MBBS. Ur war jst started.... U should undisputedly take PUME's Law Admissn if u get it. Cos doing otherwise would be a great dumb risk.

Ebayray:
Yeah, heard dat too

Hrd its very tough tho. That they admit jst lyk 10 ppl into top courses like Med, Law nd Accounting into 200lvl, even after wasting two semesters nd a lot of money.

IceSplash:
yes

Lol. Tobi, na u I dey wait 4.

Thanks dear.

IceSplash:
yes

Ok. Thanks.

Ebayray:
Yeah ma

Does the JUPEB program take one to 200lvl after it?

Yea, u'r wlkm.

Ebayray:
Thanks, girlie o 4 telling me. Thanks, really

Yesso. Then I woke up very early.

itfreda:
mine was okay..did you sleep late

Both.

Ebayray:
List or result

Should be thru Kofa.

RobinHez:
Ok. How will somebody check?

Both.

RobinHez:
List or result?

Short. Urs?

itfreda:
good morning..how was your night

JUPEB Admission List is out.....

Bae, gdmorning...

itfreda:
venus007

Huh?

SwagkingDope:
My ceiling!
Buh u nr dae u knw sha?

Lol. Watsup?

SwagkingDope:
Oeiza venus007!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyt Nova.

SuperNover:
LoL. Okay if you say so.. bed calls. goodnight Miss Venus. [size=20pt] good night everyone! [/size]

Lol. Alright then. Its nrmal to me as d timing in d consellation system is nrmal to u.

SuperNover:
haha. lol. and who told you i'm on earth? i'm up in space, i'm SUPERNOVA, an exploding star. lol

Lol. I dunno. Evrything here seems nrmal, jst like d timing on Earth feels nrmal to u. I'll ask d Astronauts in Venus when I get bk home tho.

SuperNover:
venus007 how true is this
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2912582_screenshot201509301852321_jpegc6e85d7f815aaeed5871e33311d0544b

Then u are good to go dear.

jonathan123:
yeah sure i did@Lordkvng.

they said
SSCE REQUIREMENTS:
minimum of 5credits which must include English language and Literature in English.

UTME REQUIREMENTS:
English language, Literature in English plus one arts subject and another Art or social science subject.