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Romance › Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by VersatileVee: 3:09am On May 22, 2020
icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
op you should be grateful to God you got to know early.....just jejely end the relationship if you can....tryin to change her might not be productive cus no be now wey she start.....
Family › Re: What Are Your Stay At Home Realities During This Lockdown? by VersatileVee: 10:39pm On Apr 22, 2020
[quote author= post=88736728]Actually, this lockdown has been a blessing, I do complement my daily job (4x weekly) with an online business because I was scared I would not be able to pay my bills with just my online business due to the fact that I just began a few months back, I know the business requires a lot of time for things to balance up before you can say you will live on the earning, so i invested this lockdown time into my business, and surprisingly, I discovered that I was the one limiting myself as my online business was more than capable of paying me more than my monthly earnings from my daily business in just a week, and the good part is that it can only get better.

The only problem is that I run the gen 24/7 due to the non existent light in my community (transformer got spoilt just before lockdown), I dey even pity for the gen.

But all in all, the lockdown has been a blessing.

Happy birthday to me today[/quote]boss Abeg help a brother who have spent much on data and have gotten disappointed in finding ways to earn online, I really want to survive boss please I'll be so grateful to receive your help... Save a soul, God bless your hustle!
Family › Re: What Are Your Stay At Home Realities During This Lockdown? by VersatileVee: 10:10pm On Apr 22, 2020
ebohstepn:
during this lock down I now:

sleep alot.

eat too much

do little exercise

read little

focus more on my maker, try to understand him most and my purpose on eat.

lastly, uncover a site that I now make money from during this luckdown, it's not a read and he paid site. you can make 120k monthly from it. right now have made almost 80k. I have proofs... check my signature to knw more about it. thank you
Boss Abeg how?
Nairaland General › Re: Car Hits Man Pressing His Phone In Abia, While Crossing Express Road by VersatileVee: 8:41am On Nov 20, 2019
Metrixnews:
A middle aged man whose name could not be ascertained has reasons to thank God after he survived a ghastly accident along Uzakoli/Bende road, Abia state on Tuesday.

An eye witness, Okoro Uche who spoke to ABN TV disclosed that the victim was crossing the road after buying tiger nut.

He was reportedly pressing his phone while in the middle of the road, not caring about oncoming vehicles.

He was hit by an oncoming vehicle, leaving him unconscious.

https://www.abnews247.com/2019/11/man-who-was-hit-by-oncoming-vehicle-while-pressing-his-phone-along-express-way-lands-in-hospital-graphic-photos/
Chai bros phone don press now
Properties › Re: How Much Was Your Monthly Earning When You Secured Your Own Apartment? by VersatileVee: 9:32pm On Nov 19, 2019
Biingoo:
Ask the people wey dey pay rent of 700k na. Me I never begin pay rent oh grin
I tire oh, if only they'll help out
Properties › Re: How Much Was Your Monthly Earning When You Secured Your Own Apartment? by VersatileVee: 9:29pm On Nov 19, 2019
Biingoo:
huh
Abeg bro's advice me on what to do to live good bcus the hustle don tough. To feed dis dayz na wahala
Datz y All this money am hearing here seems like a joke to me oh
Travel › Re: Should I Renounce My Nigerian Passport For A Thailand Passport? by VersatileVee: 6:28pm On Aug 08, 2019
Aladine:
He will not be eligible to contest or be appointed in any political position in Nigeria in the future
Who political position in Nigeria elphuh
Celebrities › Re: Adebola Williams Strolling With Lion, Celebrities React by VersatileVee: 5:11pm On Aug 07, 2019
Abeg help me ask... Who captured ithuh
Phones › Re: Nigerians Heavily Cursed A Girl Who Reported MTN 120GB Viral Cheat by VersatileVee: 6:59am On Jun 16, 2019
Check out the video of Peter Okoye A.K.A rudeboy trying to imitate micheal Jackson's dance step in Thriller
https://youtu.be/addme/XJFP3rO1dWGAmTK0xXQKi3Vf9HYQZA
Celebrities › Re: Falz: Cyber-Crime Is Giving Nigerians A Horrible Image In The Int'l Community by VersatileVee: 6:43am On Jun 16, 2019
https://youtu.be/addme/XJFP3rO1dWGAmTK0xXQKi3Vf9HYQZA
Check out the video of Peter Okoye A.K.A rudeboy trying to imitate Michael Jackson's dancing step in thriller
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Wants Uche Ogbodo To Do Nude Photoshoot To 'Pepper Dem' by VersatileVee: 7:46pm On May 18, 2019
"Maybe soon me and u will take some nude shots together to pepper dem"
Lolz my sista na dem
Education › Re: If You Know Prime Numbers You Should Be Able To Solve This Shape (Photo) by VersatileVee: 9:58pm On Apr 15, 2019
Radii =12
Education › Re: JAMB Speaks On Rescheduling 2019 UTME by VersatileVee: 7:29am On Apr 10, 2019
01mcfadden:
Seems Animal Husbandry (WAEC) is on Thursday too
Yes na 2morrow
Celebrities › Re: Mirabel, Wife Of Chinchon: Bukola Adeeyo Charmed My Husband, Got Pregnant by VersatileVee: 3:38pm On Mar 07, 2019
Lolz.... Women ND there wahala

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