₦airaland Forum

Our condition is from bad leadership as a result of buharis incompetence

Pusyiter:
Mshewwwwww
Is recolonisation not better than the condition we are in this country?

Even the other one at the end of 1st ave by 4th ave is also faulty

naijadrivablog:
A faulty Traffic light giving confusing signals to motorists has been spotted in Abuja.

It is located at 1st Avenue Gwarinpa, near drumsticks junction, Abuja.

From the video, the lights switch from “Stop” to “go” in quick succession.

Recall that in 18 months, between January 2016 and June 2017 alone, 430 persons was killed in road accidents in Abuja, the nation’s capital.
Investigation by the ICIR, reveals that at least 50 percent of the crashes were caused by non-functional traffic signals.


Watch:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxQ00KwrNMo&spfreload=10?sub_confirmation=1

Source: https://naijadriva./2019/11/26/faulty-traffic-light-spotted-giving-confusing-signals-in-abuja-video/
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Pls come to abuja also, we need it

joshcaleb200:
Officials of the Lagos State Environmental Protection Agency, LASEPA, have shutdown Christ Embassy Church, Iyana Ipaja; churches, mosques, hotels and others over noise pollution.

In all, 20 facilities were shut by the government on Saturday in its determination to curb the menace of environmental nuisance across the state and further restore sanity and orderliness.

The exercise, which cut across churches, mosques, hotels and nightclubs, included Water Parks at ikeja; West gate Louge, Omole, Magodo phase 1; Skylouge Bar, Oko Oba; Mallam Garba Mosque, Iloro; Dick Jockey outlets, Dopemu, Agege; Christ Embassy Church, Iyana ipaja and El Castillo Homes, Abule Egba.

Others are Triple Z Hotel & Suite, Shasha, Akowonjo; Regia Luxuria Hotels & Suites, Alimosho; Kings of Diamonds, Coker, Barrel Louge, Opebi; Voice Of Elijah Christian Church, Ikeja; Celestial Church of Christ, Ilupeju and unnamed Mosque at Allhamdiyah.

However, LASEPA’s General Manager, Dr Adedolapo Fasawe warned the public, particularly unrepentant noise polluters to desist from the act of attacking its officials while discharging their duties or face the full wrath of the Law.


Fasawe observed with dismay the frequent attacks of the officials and obstruction of same from carrying out their official duties by unidentified hoodlums hired by facility owners to prevent lawful application of the law, saying that the law enforcement agents all over the world were not always in the good book of offenders, whose primary aim was to subvert law and pervert cause of justice at all cost.


She added that officials of the agency were attacked by hoodlums at the Westgate Louge, Omole and Sky Louge, Oko Oba while performing their duty to shut down the facilities for their persistent noise and failure to operate within the ambit of the law.


According to her, negative consequences awaited these perpetrators as the officials represented the government and whose motive was to protect the interest of the society against interest of few self centred defaulters.


“Enforcing environmental law in our society that thrives on impunity will require enlisting maximum support of the members of the public, especially our clerics, opinion, political and market leaders to lend their voices to the campaign and condemn the unwarranted but coordinated attacks being launched on the officials while performing their duties,” she said.

She further addressed the on-going insinuations and campaign of calumny against the agency by some mischief makers that particular religion was being targeted in the fight against noise pollution.


“Our operation devoid all religious coloration and no particular religion is targeted, our primary objective is to ensure decorum and sanity in the state.


The agency in the past months has being recording tremendous success and which must be supported by all rather than unwarranted attack of our intention by means of misinformation, misrepresentation and deliberate negative reports to bring the agency to disrepute and causes chaos among our people.


“We have deployed various innovations and techniques to tackle environmental pollution, especially in the area of noise pollution all to no avail, such as engaging the public through advocacy, social mobilization programmes, stakeholder’s forum, Alternate Dispute Resolution (ADR) and lastly the use of enforcement as last resort in maintaining sanity,” she said.

Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2019/11/24/noise-pollution-lagos-shuts-christ-embassy-mosques-others/amp/

Biach cant even spell his name right

lalasticlala:
Bobrisky has revealed that he's undergoing a surgery in Dubai and prays for a successful surgery. But he didn't reveal the nature of the surgery.

He shared some videos on Instagram and wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/B5PqxTMjmtw/

Meanwhile, his bestie, Tonto Dikeh wished him goodluck.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPHmKErRjo

Bitch cant even spell his name right

lalasticlala:
Bobrisky has revealed that he's undergoing a surgery in Dubai and prays for a successful surgery. But he didn't reveal the nature of the surgery.

He shared some videos on Instagram and wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/B5PqxTMjmtw/

Meanwhile, his bestie, Tonto Dikeh wished him goodluck.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPHmKErRjo

I think this guy is overated, i dnt knw more than 3 songs of his that are popular across nigeria, lets say for example if u say danfo driver, african queen everyone knows them, well no hating all the best to him

No thanks

GAZZUZZ:
click signature

Make i no call names sef, i know those who will double the price ,

Heylius:
1billion naira
Direct toks
Clean as new

If u hear the price on NL auto section e go pass the company price lol

TheShopKeeper:
Super-luxury SUV makes debut at Guangzhou with mild-hybrid V8 power

Mercedes-Benz has extended its Maybach line-up with the unveiling of a plush new 550bhp flagship version of the third-generation GLS at the 2019 Guangzhou motor show in China.

How mush?

GAZZUZZ:
Reg Kia Rio 2008 in very healthy state.

No fixes, buy and put to use uber ready.

Contact 08033910382

WhatsApp: https:///2348033910382

Location mainland Lagos

Automatic transmission

Factory air-conditioning

Yes,, also boil their testicles and feed it to them, and pls dnt shoot them just feed them to the lions in the zoo after starving the lions for one week, then collect 2k gate fee for those who want to watch them been eaten alive

Arthurity1:
But first it is necessary to castrate them before shooting them

Pastor and functional prick

ogbetaNews:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/police-parade-pastor-for-alleged-rape-of-church-member/amp/

Why does she have crazy tatoos?

TrendingGist:
Naked emaciated lady seen in Ajah is unrecognizable in new photos after being rehabilitated.



Remember the naked emaciated lady found in Ajah with rumours flying around that she was thrown out of a moving car? She has been rehabilitated and now looks healthy.

The woman, whose name has been given as Ene, was seen in October at Jubilee Bridge, Ajah. She had no clothes on and was so skinny, her bones were prominent.

Different people gave differing accounts of how she came to be found at the bridge.

As her story went viral, help came in the form of a kind Nigerian woman who rushed her to the hospital and got her medical treatment.

One month after, Ene is recovering and looks way better than she did only weeks ago.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/naked-emaciated-lady-seen-in-ajah-is-unrecognizable-in-new-photos-after-being-rehabilitated

Seems it was converted from auto to mannual?

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Over 1000 roads and schools,
See professional lying

BlackAfrican:
Obaseki will most likely not get APC ticket in Edo come 2020 if Oshiomole is able to deliver Kogi and Bayelsa.

Obaseki has not achieved up to 35% of what Oshiomole achieved in Edo state as governor yet Obaseki has been demonizing Oshiomole in the state and openly and secretly persecuting those whom he perceives as loyal to Oshiomole.

All through this political crisis in the state, Oshiomole has not responded to Obaseki except for when he pointed out that the election for the house of assembly leadership wasn't done right and that the governor should issue a fresh proclamation and try to lobby for support so those who agree with him (Obaseki) can emerge.

Obaseki hasn't done this. He hasn't been able to lobby as should be the case in politics and democracy. Instead, he is using force and the power he has as governor to suspend elected LGA Chairpersons, sacking commissioners and other government appointees who dare not to support his dictatorial style while leaving infrastructure and development in the state to collapse.

Oshiomole constructed over 1000 roads as governor, built and renovated over 1000 schools across the state, built several hospitals, built a university, revitalised public transportation in the state and brought in several investors who set up companies that are actively functioning today.

Obaseki hasn't achieved half of the above yet he feels Oshiomole's advice or input isn't necessary in the state.

Obaseki is on a wrong path and except he makes a U-turn, he's definitely not getting the support of APC to continue running the affairs of the state, least he becomes another politician who will loot the state without remorse like the PDP days and use state power to silent anyone who questions him.

This is my humble submission.

This government can lie!!!

dre11:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/kano-chip-whip-dss-arrests-fake-number-plate-producers.html

Infact im tired of seeing some cars over nd over again, e get seller name way i no wan call, i think hes just wasting his time posting fine cars for people to see with ridiculous prices, eg one lexus like that

Prymestrr:
Why is Auto section looking so boring frustrating. Sellers are busy bloating their thread by themselves without making sales on their advertised merchandise months unend yet remain obstinate with their obnoxious price tags.
Worse even, most of the cars on sale here don't even have geniune custom papers to justify their price tags.
This one must be one dead section.

Do u expect them to just watch while the executhieves steal alone, they need to protect their share, since its government of corruption, then its all legal if its signed into law, i hope the even veto the president on this one.

netmillionaires:
Constituency project should be left to the executive arm of government. Lawmakers should just stick to making law and stop fighting over project money. People from the constituencies should be the ones to make demands for particular projects. The lawmakers can then submit the list of preferred projects to the NASS so the later can release money to the ministry in charge of the certain project for execution.

Do u expect them to jist watch while the executhieves steal alone, they need to protect their share, since its government of corruption, then its all legal if its signed into law, i hope the even veto the president on this one

netmillionaires:
Constituency project should be left to the executive arm of government. Lawmakers should just stick to making law and stop fighting over project money. People from the constituencies should be the ones to make demands for particular projects. The lawmakers can then submit the list of preferred projects to the NASS so the later can release money to the ministry in charge of the certain project for execution.

Liar

Ecstasy154:
BY DAVID O ROYAL

President Muhammadu Buhari has explained that 35 aides were not sacked from the Office of the Vice President instead they were redeployed to a new ministry.

The President who fielded questions from NTA State House Correspondent at the Presidential Wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja, upon his return from a private visit from the United Kingdom described the interpretations of his directives as a sack as ‘unfortunate’.

The President described what happened as a re-organisation and not a sacking, stressing that, a new ministry has recently been created, that is, Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development.

“They said 35 people were sacked in the Vice President’s office but we just created a ministry and we reorganized but people are giving it an ethnic and political dimension. It is unfortunate,” the President said.

It would be recalled that while media report had widely reported the sack of 35 aides including the circulation of a list of those sacked, informed sources insisted that what the President directed was a redeployment and not a sack.

The President’s comment in the NTA interview last night on arrival from his UK private trip indicated that although some Presidential aides had confirmed the sacking of 35 aides, the President only gave express instructions for redeployment to ministries not sacking.

Meanwhile, President Buhari assured Nigerians that he was more energized and ready for work. “We are going to work harder to be accountable and try to make Nigerians see why we do certain things. Accountability from bottom to top is absolutely necessary,” he said.

It would be recalled that some people had reported and claimed that President Buhari had sacked 35 aides in the Office of the Vice President to whittle down the powers and influence of the Vice President.

Some also claimed that the sacking of the 35 aides were to reduce the influence of the Vice President ahead of 2023 elections and were masterminded by a certain cabal with the Presidency.

The Presidency has however always maintained that the President and his deputy, Prof Osinbajo enjoy a very good relationship.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/11/osinbajos-35-aides-buhari-clears-the-air-says-they-only-created-new-ministry-video/

Blood of yesu, all those people shouting blood of jesus dem for use am quench the fire, sorry for the loss of life and property

naijadrivablog:
Anambra State Fire Service put out fire at St. Peter’s Catholic Church, Nnewi-Ichi Uruagu, Nnewi North Local Government Area of Anambra State.

They said to have received a distress call at about 3:46am, today, Saturday 16th November and they deployed to the scene and contained the situation.

However, one life was lost during the fire outbreak. As at the time of filing this report, the corpse has been taken away by an ambulance to mortuary.

The cause of the fire incident is yet unknown.

Source: https://naijadriva./2019/11/16/fire-outbreak-at-catholic-church-in-anambra-one-dead-photos/

Na them always, international transborder biafran powder suppliers

GistMore:
Source: https://cambodiaexpatsonline.com/newsworthy/nigerian-busted-running-methamphetamine-from-vietnam-sihanoukville-t33913.html

Everyone repeats clothes

He has already ripped them off, if u carry ur car go elizade and they give u bill u go run

omowolewa:
Great,
I wonder how he got the approval to construct that road with politicians telling him to bring the money while they do it.

Nigeria should encourage Private participations as government efforts cannot catch up with population explosion.

Who else think they should giv the journalist a cut

Teaorcoffee:
I've never seen a thing like this.. By now they'd be grateful to that downgrading comment..

Igp doesn't have powers to appoint aigs,

oshozondii:
The police force headquarters in Abuja has announced the appointment of thirteen new Assistant Inspector Generals of Police(AIG), to man the various zones in the country and some department at the force headquarters.

The appointments which is with immediate effect has Dan Bature as the new AIG in charge of Finance and Administration(DFA), Hyelainda Kimo Musa, AIG Zone 8 Lokoja, Yunana Babas, Special Protection Unit(SPU).

A copy containing the appointment obtained by Daily Sun, also has Dan-Malam Mohammed, Counter Terrorism Unit(CTU), Muazu Zubeiru Halilu, Information Communication Technology(ICT), Rabiu Yusuf, AIG Zone 2, Lagos, Mohammed Iliyasu, AIG, Maritime and Mohammed Uba Kura, AIG Zone 6, Calabar.

Others are Zaki Ahmed, AIG Community Policing, Zama Bala Senchi, AIG Zone 1, Kano Bello Sadiq, AIG Department Of Operations Services(DOPS), and AUSTIN Agbonlahor Iwero, AIG works.

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/breaking-igp-appoints-13-new-aigs-others/

Very annoying thread, theh cant even post good views of the phone, the video concentrates on the back, is it what we will press?

In case of incasity

gimmehear:
10 grammatical jargon often used by Nigerians.



In Nigeria, people use a lot of grammatical jargon daily and most this jargon are/were/is believed to be correct when view in the English man’s way, but interestingly, most of this jargon often have no sensible meaning when searched for in the dictionary.

Below are some compiled words.

(1)Installmentally:

This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in instalments or by instalments.

(2)Plumpy:

Nigerians use “plumpy” when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is plump.

(3)Disvirgin:



This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is deflower, because “disvirgin” is not a word depicting that meaning.



(4)Crosscarpeting or cross-carpeting



This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are party switching, defection and crossing the floor and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”
Go-slow: The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it.

(5)A “go-slow,”

in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go- slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are traffic jam, traffic congestion, gridlock, and (less technically) hold-up, not “go- slow.”



(6)Cunny

“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s v**ina. The correct term to use is cunning (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

(7)Opportuned

There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is opportune. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well- timed.



(Alright

“Alright” is a misspelling of the term all right. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it.



(9)Wake-keeping

“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is wake and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.



(10)Screentouch: This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not- so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is touchscreen and not “screentouch.

So there you have it, 10 English language “words” Nigerians love to use that are not found in the dictionary. Feel free to add yours;
https://www.gbetutv.com/10-grammatical-jargon-often-used-by-nigerians/

Lalasticlala

My question is how u connected the sound since the monitor has no speake

ceejay80s:
Its very easy, there are different ways that u can entertain urself when u are at home.

All you need is Gotv and an LCD with a very low wattage or a PC monitor that has AV input ,a 650va UPS, a 12v 40ah fullriver valve regulated battery and a smart charger.

I bought my 40ah battery brand new at oshodi for 6k its equivalent to deep cycle batteries and I bought my 20amp smart battery charger at idioro mushin for 7k, with this u can stay connected to ur favorite programs on TV or watch movies on ur LCD via external hdd, if u already have an LCD TV, just check the watts ,if its above 100, then u need to get a 15inch monitor that has AV input II bought mine 5k at computer village, the smart charger charges the battery,the ups stands as the power, my 15inch monitor is 34watts while the blu ray player is just 16watts.

So......

When there is no electricity ,my 40ah battery can power my 15inch LCD and Gotv or blu ray player for full 9hrs.

Note: It only powers my Gotv, bluray and 15inch LCD, imagine if I have 2 of that battery nko? That means I will never miss my favorite programs.

See pic below

Na them

AcuraZDX:
A federal grand jury returned a 10-count superseding indictment Wednesday afternoon charging eight individuals in connection with a fraud scheme primarily targeting widowed women over 65 years old.

The indictment alleges that over approximately two years, the defendants defrauded dozens of victims out of more than $6 million, which they laundered through accounts they controlled.

According to the indictment, the defendants and unnamed co-conspirators used social media and social gaming applications to target widows. .

Charged in the indictment are Jeffersonking Anyanwu, age 25, Daniel Negedu, age 21, Onoriode Kenneth Adigbolo, age 31, Chukwudi Kingsley Kalu, age 28, and Godsent Nwanganga, age 24, all Nigerians living in Orem.

David Maduagu, age 27, a Nigerian living in Taylorsville; and Richard Ukorebi, age 38, and Adrianna Sotelo, age 20, both of West Valley City. Ukorebi is also Nigerian.

All defendants are charged with one count of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, three counts of mail fraud, and one count of money laundering conspiracy.  Anyanwu, Negedu, Adigbolo, Kalu, Ukorebi, Nwanganga and Sotello are also each charged with one count of money laundering.

The maximum potential penalty for each of the first four counts in the indictment is 20 years in prison and a fine of $250,000 (or double the stolen amount).

The penalty for each money laundering and money laundering conspiracy count is 10 years in federal prison and $250,000 (or double the laundered amount).

Anyanwu, Negedu, and Adigbolo were initially charged in an indictment returned by a federal grand jury in late May.  They were arraigned on the charges and entered pleas of not guilty. .

Ukorebi, Maduagu, and Sotelo were previously charged by criminal complaint and arrested.  Ukorebi and Maduagu were ordered detained pending trial.  Sotelo is released on supervision pending trial.  Nwanganga is incarcerated on unrelated charges.  Kalu remains at large.


https://zenithnaija.com/8-men-arrested-for-defrauding-elderly-widows-of-6m/

Islie:
http://nigerianobservernews.com/2019/10/lagos-church-in-disarray-members-divided-as-pastor-allegedly-defile-15-minors/

Pastors and functional prick are like 5 &6