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I didn't say u're a derailer. I said u're Captain Derailer of the jokes' high sea north of NL's country presided by president Suen of her royal majesty troops of the web and in the world of interenet

Madam abi ur eye don close finally? U no see signspot? Can't u see u're the smart one now?

Eyah too bad. But captain derailer e don do

I tot u will fail it and i will repatriate u to ur mama village.

Stud ma man how're u doing?

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual. . . . A person who speaks three is trilingual. . . . A person who speaks four or more is multilingual. So what is a person who speaks one language called?


why do we park our cars in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway?


Eze: Do u know what really amazes me about u?
Ada: No, what
Eze: Oops. Sorry i was thinking about someone else.


Tanniny(Taz, taminz): Vic, element says i'm beautiful and studio says i'm ugly what do u think?
Vic2k3: I think u're pretty ugly

Chibaby shuting up there. And stop maked noise

[b] Women's favourite animals [\b]

a] A mink in the closet
b] A Jaguar in the garage
c] A tiger in the bedroom
d] a snake in the trouser

[b] Smart as*s [b\]

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men and one was a woman.

Then accidently the rope started to reach its plastic state(attempt to break) becos of the too much load given to it. So they all decided that 1 person would hve to let go so as to save the others.

Of course no one volunteered to be sacrified. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would hve given up her life for others, becos women all over the world are used to giving things up for their husband & children and are givin in to man.

So touched were the menfolk that they started to applaud her.

Odunnu u no wan tell me sorry?

Dumb tanniny
Teacher: Taminz did ur father help u with ur homework?
Student:No sir he did it all by himself


How element toasted Idowuogbo
Element: I could go to the end of the world for u
Idowuogbu: Yes, but will you stay there?

Element: I offer you maself
Idowuogbo: Sorry but i don't accept cheap gifts

Element: I want to share everything wif u ma angel
Idowuogbo: Now u're talking, lets start 4rm your bank account.

Mr. A: Hey, fool! Please call me a taxi
smart boy: Yes, sir. You are a taxi sir


Studio jnr.: Dad what is an 1diot?
Studio: Am 1diot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do u understand me son?
Studio jnr.: No dad

Tanniny sorry i can't spell fools' names

Sorry ma dear na devil's handiwork

BTW the story was very funny especially the "thats yours" part

Look @ clone of a sheep(tanniny) making noise

Na lie. The moral/lesson is to off the light when . . . .ing

Old story, but still a funny lesson

rotflmao.

Lola u're his game lol

Lola i was only givin him a valuable piece of advice so he wont get his d1ck bitten off

**whispers to Gattusoft** and her mmhm is a known rottweiler

**grabs poster and throws him out of the jokes' window**

Was that a joke?

Taz Abeg go clean mouth first b4 talking.

Alright i'll try.

Scared? Hell no! Jxt don't want to appear as his competitor

Me? NO! he will have ma head on a plate b4 i finish. He is ur husband and he loves u, he will understand

I meant i will be anticipating a positive result

No problem

Me too. But i pray ur husband is not too terroritorial and over possessive