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shey na u born d guy?

Tunechi5:
18 me sef shock even 28 too young for this g

[quote author=dequeenishere just only one bomb from boko haram will destroy them allpost=109931545]A God sent governor



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Okay sir,but can I go through the traditional way,cos I saw a guy passing through the same thing like mine who told me he own seems to have differed medication. Pls,I am in pains

maysimsimple:
Do u feel any pain when it happens? If you do, that's d sign of hernia.. Visit a medical doctor

Useless invalid

Buy him Nokia 3310 and thank me later

Buy him Nokia 3310 and thank me latet

pls am having problem with one of my testicles.the problem is dat one is bigger like a doughnut while d other one is like a cashiew nut.i would av sent d pix,but am shy person.doctors in d house,whats d solution,though am wit 5kids.pls dont abuse me i plead in the of allah.dont mind my english.i dont wanna die untimely death,cos my kids are very very young and i pray u 2 will not die untimely.

shey na 4g phone?

Olam09:
panduku

OKAY WITH WHAT THEN?

Kirkman:
Nope not with that.

d handiwork of yaya bello.waoni[quote author=TheRareGem1 post=109888667]https://twitter.com/akandeoj/status/1488803993048559616?t=_woFIc1KuGOtdj3qbdeT2g&s=19[/quote]

give him and dig ur own pit

hotplay:
Good day Nairalanders, I need your advice.
I had an encounter with a police officer yesterday along Ibadan-Abeokuta road. I will keep it brief and concise.

I boarded a bus from Ibadan to Abeokuta yesterday afternoon. Somewhere around Odeda, our bus was stopped at a police check point. I was apprehended by the officer who asked me to unlock my phone for him. I did as instructed and next he called me a cyber criminal without any evidence to proof. He immediately demanded I paid him 500k or I will be arrested and detained. I told him I can give him only 5k because I had a very important thing to do and I wouldn't want him to waste any of my precious time. The officer agreed and eventually I gave him cash of 3k because he didn't accept transfer for obvious reasons.

Before he searched my phone, he seized my bag and a nylon containing my shoes and my iPhone usb cord.

I unfortunately missed my bus because of delay, so I needed to board another bus immediately, so the officer helped me to stop a bus. He then handed me my bag and nylon. I was so pissed off and tried to cool off my head with a short nap. On getting to Abeokuta, I checked if the contents of my bag and nylon was intact but to my greatest surprise, I found a big android phone belonging to the police officer inside the nylon instead of my shoe and usb. He had unfortunately giving me a wrong nylon containing his own phone.

I have the phone with me now and I'm sincerely not willing to give it back. He has been calling and I don't know if I should change my mind.

What should I do guys? I'm confused.

gramarian u do well(how did we got )

Emils:
How did we got here as a country?

which nice one,na ugly one

helinues:
Nice one

u well so,make dem we fulanis?

Hisbah21:
wow kudos. kill them all

okay

aminulive:
https://politicsnigeria.com/fein-bruce-is-a-merchant-of-violence-by-seun-ogundele/

with 200 virgins

Kirkman:
Very handsome man! may his brave soul rest in peace. We shall see you again in Paradise.

NIGERIA IS NEXT

fergie0o1:
ECOWAS

The United Nations has also expressed concern over the incident in Bissau.



UN News Centre

PREVIOUS THREAD:
https://www.nairaland.com/6966647/sustained-gunfire-amid-reports-military#109868720

go and partake in your usual business now i mean kidnapping.so FULANI they hustle for LOVE?na lie go kill ya family.Yeye story,me i no be fool

SmellySperm:
You know your problem yet you're still crying like a baby. Hustle up bro, WTF!

A MAN OF GOD MENTALLY DERANGED?MAY GOD FORGIVE YOU

headSmasher:
The man is mentally deranged

hmmmn

od501:
At least they don't forcefully convert people to Muslims, marry a 6 year old gal to a 70 year old man, or chop off people's heads and shout "Allahkubar!!"

LIKE BUHARI BROS?

Baawaa:
The groom is a real man not push and start man.
The singer of that song must be from kingdom of darkness

ME NA FULANI,IF U EMPLOY ME NA ME GO ANNIHILATE U

IpobAntidote:
You are right oh, se be na you be may Gateman for Ojodu.

na lie,na ojodu u dey stay

IpobAntidote:
It's real. It's in downtown ATL.
Been there many times for Atlanta Falcons and United games.

U GET MONEY TO TAKE CARE OF DEM?

Bola146:
cute babies Lord bless me with twins as my first fruits

lol

merits:
As the only qualified Botanist in this forum certified by all member of this forum,I professor Merits.(MON).I hereby telling you that the yam will grow and multiply to thousands in the next three months,and as you said that the yam was not sweet that's why you abandoned it.Let me give a trick as a worldwide experienced Botanist.just sprinkle some sugar on the yam as it is,within 30 minutes of sprinkle the sugar the yam will absorbed the sugar through a process called osmosis .so therefore the seeds produce aftermath will surely sweet like amount of sugar you poured on to the mother yam.

let me stop here so people won't tap from my complex knowledge.

the epistle of goodluck jonathan

na ya mouth go kill u

BiafranPatriot:
See audacity??...



Instead (AFONJA) will be Fighting over "owo-mi-da territory in Lagos . while their Villages and cities are overrun by these same Miscreants that they adore. Anyway Tinubu said that Yoruba and Fulani are 1.

Arewa said FULANI AND YARIBAA RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE HUSBAND (FULANI) WIFE (YARIBAA)

YOU WONT SEE ANY MISCREANT FROM AFONJA LAND HERE...EVEN IF ITS TO COUNTER THIS NEWS FEED.

Keep masturbating on IGBO threads ..AFONJA LAND is gone!!..

handsomeness

wey d pix where they matcheted themselves?na lie go kill u

PrinceOfLagos:
May they rest in hell since they've decided to make Lagos hot for people

I saw the video of the idiots shooting and macheting themselves and I almost threw-up

This are the useless things Tinubu brought to Lagos

May they rest in the hottest part of hell, idiots

uself no be yahoo boy?

PrinceOfLagos:
The governor knw his people very well

So many of Ogun state Yahoo boys are In Lagos and on Nairaland claiming to be indigines of Lagos

They've got criminal mindset

the best kleptomanic tribe In NIGERIA.IGBO KWENU!!!

JAMO84:
Disgracing Nigeria everywhere