stupidity:
Nairaland is slowly becoming calm and quite.

The quarantine honey moon has ended. Reality don start.


Is nor as if Nairaland is empty, they are all lurking around, just post one story like this them go attack you with frustration.


Lmao!!!

Gist nor Dey finish for my side.

If I post gist now una go leave the gist deh attack my moniker.

I want to beg everyone to please be patience, the hunger go soon finish. Edakun!!

l have mark ur monicker any day l open any of ur thread again make my yansh bend.

whytediamond:
Person wey fit naked go Balogun market for free na him blackmailers dem wan expose for internet.

I laugh in Covik one nine

is just like trying to blackmail mia khalifa with nude photos

Babapyro:

Studies have shown people that say this particular words are not intellectually capable, it's not a joke be because nobody with a working brain can think like this.he has played against every big team you can think of and scored them so what's your point exactly

scoring against every big club in Barcelona shirt,tactics,style,that he has adapted all his life is different from doing it in a new club, new style and new intensity, unless you have never been in a football pitch before you will realise that been the best in your village team ,you can go to another town and be average.

wisdomiskey:


Disgusting!

Such a disgusting way of asserting yourself. How dare you speak to people in such a condescending manner. Who the fvck do you think you are?

It's obvious you've spent majority of your unpaid Nairaland career (since you have no other job) having your asss kissed so much by ignoramuses like you. So much so, that you've convinced your deluded self of a false sense of 'intelligence' when in actual fact you are as dumb as a pile of rocks.

The highlighted in your statement above implies that, in other words, no matter the amount of overwhelming evidence you are presented with, you will remain hell-bent on turning a blind eye because you are a proud SLAVE to the establishment..Now if that isn't the sign of a ignorant individual with the brain of a gold fish, I don't know what is.

You deserve to be vaccinated with poison, chipped and have your rights taken away. Just like your colleague RisenPhoenix who recently deactivated his account after being humiliated by his own foolishness.

God!! how can one be this petty and retard, you end up spilling trash without logically countering any of his point.

Jennyfha:

What’s the name of the bank?

. l need your help sister, hunger is my major problem now!! l can't boast of a cup of garri now in my house, anything at all will do pls, help an alert now will give me a hope of having a food in my belly to night .

Newmanluckyman:
... I like your sense of humor. You are very intelligent too.

hope this ass licking will not put shit in your mouth

Paxie55:

Please, shut up.
You don't just see someone on the net and draw out a baseless conclusion. I'm even into boring guys more. I have my man well reserved. All I'm saying is that she's on this habit of always telling women how to live their lives for nitwits and dumb idiots as if her life is perfect.

she is not telling you how to live your life, she is dishing out sensible advice l doubt your dumb head could comprehend, This is a public forum if you don't like her threads you move to the next one.

COVIK19:

If you completely read that Post and you think it’s balderdash then, you either have comprehension issues, having a bad day, or you just decide to be ignorant

or stupid

Romanoff:


The it speaks less of the woman of she gives herself up to be a woman of easy virtue. She might not be worth your time after all.

You just end up spoiling this thread with your ignorance,

pls o will filling stations open, ? that is my major concerns

maynation:
We all are Christians but you don't just foolishly pray over something that requires you to use your IQ.
Your brain isn't just for decoration, there is a reason God gave you. Scientists are doing everything to come up with Vaccines and our Nigerian GOs are in their closets claiming to pray.
Take your prayers to where the patients are quarantined and we will take you seriously.

you have neither pray or provided the vaccine, so how are u better than him?

Danielomisco:
Ur useless! Amatuer blogger!!

bro l guess he is lieing right?

have they start pls?

08148410908, bros add me abeg

hello nairalanders l used abbreviation in my middle name while registering for jamb, now the Abbreviation have been corrected in full, in both my statement of result, mobilization list and school I.d card will it affect me when l go to camp

ProWalker:
This guy is still a tenant in Lagos ?

This music thing is not for everyone? Dem never born Davido and most of these young artistes when this Baba dey sing Nigeria jagajaga.

Whatever’ you take your mouth profess, so shall it be for you.

was the content of the song wrong? why are u unnecessarily religious abt this?

booscy:


Your opinion, I have aired mine.
Even autopsies dont raise the dead or prevent similar crime with similar pattern.

Its just like crying over milk spilt on sand.

you just sound daft now!!

post=85980082:

You hate people you don't know?
People that have never come across your moniker ever?
Your people at home reading this must be very disappointed in your online foolishness.
Grow up kiddo.

not only him, your approach is disgusting, just pray nothing joins us in real life

Raymondson:


Guy, I take God beg u. I dey Ota now, now. I go do the job with reduce pay self. I no get job for over a year. 08188983534

what sort of selfishness and stupidity is this, are you the one that requested for the job or did the man an you to take over the job from the guy? why trying to divert one blessing right in his presence

greatbrian:


Op what HV learnt or seen with masturbation is it gets fuelled when u r alone. Forget those tryna be a saint. Most guys HV done it before and most are still doing it. I remember those years before I got admitted to the institution of my dreams. I was in to the act. Infact when I was in a civil uni I wikk engage in the act for like 3 tines a day when my colleagues go for lectures. It was killing me mentally, emotionally etc. Though I must confess it has some good side coz its safe sex to me. (It can even be better than the real thing). But the side effect was there.


After I got the admission into the institution of my choice and I hardly HV time to even sleep maybe 2 hours in a day (first year) dz if my roommate won't even be doing job with me thru the night I lost it for masturbation. Naturally the instinct fled. I hardly think abt it and the little time I HV alone z spend with my colleagues. Those days HV turn to years now and am less stressed in the institution but I realised those years I never masturbated HV quenched the desire for it. Infact last august made it 4 years I touched myself last.


My advise, get smfin doing with your time. Don't even get alone, forget abt deleting the porn. When masturbation hold a grip on you, you might not need porn just imaginations and you are hvin a threeaome with rihana and Beyonce. Taking up a new hobby is another way to avoid masturbation and mostly always try not o be alone. The bible is correct when it says an idle hand is the devils workshop. Try and make friends, spend time burning your energy on things that will bring you profit and channel your thinking. Truth is once u can have a grip on your thinking, you've partially won the race over masturbation. nd trust in God totally to gv you the strength to pull thru. Always remember psalm 37:5 and prov 16:3.



Don't mind the way I type. Every seconds count and I don't wanna blow ofe in this one week to Xmas break

thank u sir

SkinnyNigga:
6 times a day kill you there.. who you think you fooling? e no even dey possible

you don't get it bro, masturbation is not all about using hand and Vaseline, just lieing down pressing my genital on the carpet or floor with sexual image makes me release. if it is issue of hand and Vaseline it would have been easier

fixedhollies:
Bros, make i advise you... the first step out of it is to escape boredom. Find something doing, learn new things that would take ur time.

Always stay among people, don't stay alone. If possible, don't sleep alone in a room. Anytime d urge starts, enter street, go play, play football do things dat will keep u among people.

thank you

gregyboy:


I have a similar case as you i have finally quit it but first
What are the symptoms you're experiencing

Trust me quitting masturbation is the best exprience ever i could really help you i started mine at 12 ended this yr and i am 25 too
So tell me your symptoms

bro lost of weight no matter how l eat, tiredness, unnecessary nervousness while in means of opposite sex, anger and depression after l am through.

This all started right from my primary school days when l was barely 10yrs Old. Am now through with my university and l am still battling with this addiction.

The minimum time l masturbate in a day is four times. A times six or seven. l look so lean and weak, am always tired due to this habit, l find it hard to relate with girls despite being an extrovert.

I Am a porn addict. Most times l try to stop this habit by deleting all the porn in my phone but l keep going back, the force is just too strong. l can barely keep an erection when having sex with a woman, barely 25yrs old.

l most a times take Viagra when meeting a girl. l need help Nairalnders, this thing is killing me.

bayelsaowei:
dream on....but cr7 can seat back and allow a team like ajax demolish them to nothing..abeg make we hear word

sit back after scoring home and away against Ajax, wat sort of foolishness is this

KendrickAyomide:
Ronaldo score hatrick for Italy?

yes, juventus vs Athletico Madrid