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Helo my fellow nairalanders ...how are you all and how are your day going? I am aspiring to study sociology in one of the Nigerian university and l urgently need an enlightment about the course.. I want to know what the course is all about, its job oppourtunities, and the challenges. I will be expecting your replies thanks

naijainfogalery:
half of the things listed here are not funny to an average Nigerian, Are you calling us boring?

Here are things that an average Nigerian man finds funny
1. When your boss is fond of complaining and Shouting and someone ends up mimicking him thats funny in any language
2. When your parent cains one of your stubborn brother or sis that might have abused you during the day, Hehehe thats funny
3. When a girl goes to a local restaurant and orders rice 30 naira beans 5 naira 2 pomo and 1 ishan with foreign accents
4. When a girl that has never travelled abroad start forming and mixing both British and American accent
5. When a dude goes to a restaurant orders bottle water or coke and the girl ate proper meal thats freaking hillarious
6. When your teacher blows some almighty grammer
7. When a men sees a beautiful or sexy girl and they start acting like mumuu hehehe thats funny
8. When a girl or a guy thinks he is the real chic or real guy and doesnt know he is just a side chic or maga
9. When your wicked aunty that is always reporting you to your parent got beaten up by a female friend
10. When a girl tries so hard to catch mens attention but they are all focused on a more pretty or sexy girl
11. When OP tries to be funny and his post gets 10 likes and mine gets 100 likes heheheheh now that is funny in any language

more boring

kitnah:
What's so bad in all this??

If you love her,you will do it

this are the type of words they use to wrap us around their fingers

Sweetguy25:
Obama go to hell!!!

guy u get liver o..

Following the just concluded result of the presidential election in which Buhari emerges as the winner l now begin to reflects on the type of a man Buhari is... His determination and ability to never give up is what every individual who is hungry for sucess should emulate.this is the fourth time that Buhari is contesting for president.he has lost severally and yet he never let that stop him. And now he is the president of the federal Republic of Nigeria. We should not just rejoice and celebrate Buhari's victory rather we should learn from his persistance and never say die..atitude and also try to apply that method in all areas of our life. Most of our problems in life is that we give up too early.. Many people are impatient with life, when things get bad they quit and take the alternative. imagine that buhari quit ... Will a day like this ever exist? Honestly l have learn from this man and l expect both Buhari supporters and non Buhari supporters to also learn from him...Goodluck jonathan too should be commended for accepting this result in good fate. Only great men does what this two men did... Even if you dont love goodluck atleast give him credit for this atitude.l have learn from this men. Congratulation to our new president

Kingpinukecy:
i tink its because she is ur 1st love dats hw it used 2be. But do u truely love d gal back den? If not pray hard, and don't worry her bewitching will not work in ur life. But u said wen she realize dat it was u wat did she do ? U didnot give us d ful details.

she was not my first love bro.and l did not realy love her dat much. When l called her number she just cut the call on me immedately l introduce myself.this was what make me to be suspicious of her

dharay99:
omo ur own case too serious o,

This one spiritual gobé,

Buh why did u cheat on her at 1st, seems u dey reap ur seed now....

guy that relationship was not even a serious one o.it is all this peer crush of a thing.l never knew she will take it serious o

There was this girl l dated in my secondry school days...the relationship was never a serious one. It was just one of this teenage crush of a thing.we started this relationship when we were in SS2, she wanted me to have only her as my girlfriend but l never oblige... To cut the story short. She catch me cheating with a girl in our school and she angrily broke up with me. But before she left,she made a statement like; you will live to miss me in this world..honestly l never take that word serious untill now.l am now in the uni and despite all the girls l have meet l still crave for this girl. Even when am thinking about something different this girl face just surface in my thought infact she have dominated my thought completely.. I tried reaching her and l found out that she is now in ghana.l collected her number and called her but she cut the call when she realise it was me. Honestly l need your mature advice..even when am making love to my girl l think about her. I am frustrated and l need your help my fellow nairalanders

There was this girl l dated in my secondry school days...the relationship was never a serious one. It was just one of this teenage crush of a thing.we started this relationship when we were in SS2, she wanted me to have only her as my girlfriend but l never oblige... To cut the story short. She catch me cheating with a girl in our school and she angrily broke up with me. But before she left,she made a statement like; you will live to miss me in this world..honestly l never take that word serious untill now.l am now in the uni and despite all the girls l have meet l still crave for this girl. Even when am thinking about something different this girl face just surface in my thought infact she have dominated my thought completely.. I tried reaching her and l found out that she is now in ghana.l collected her number and called her but she cut the call when she realise it was me. Honestly l need your mature advice..even when am making love to my girl l think about her. I am frustrated and l need your help my fellow nairalanders

I think nairaland need to impose an age restriction to it users... Because kids are increasing daily on this forum

phaulzoe:
Sai buhari....sai baba

you yourself knows he wont win but yet you dont want to believe it

My problem with all this buhari supporters is that they knew good luck will win but yet they dont want to believe it. Ask yourself this reasonable questions. how many time have any presidential candidate ever lost during recontesting? Were was buhari wen unpopular and unknown yar'adua beat him under the platform of people democratic party? Why are we so sure that A.p.c will do wat other parties have not been able to do. The reality here is that goodluck will beat buhari come this saturday.because A.p.c is no match to p.d.p... (thats the bitter truth) am not a supporter of goodluck infact l sincerely want another party to rule this country.but am talking about facing the reality here. A.P.C is not the party to beat p.d.p(mark my word) sum may tink that nothing is impossible.that a.p.c can still turn things around .but before you start thinking like that you should know that no matter how had the ant tried it can never carry an elephant on it back. God bless Nigeria

Despite the fact l dont like this man l dont know why l keep having the feeling that he wil WIN

Goodluck need to be careful,the way he mingle with that man.

sexymoma:
We were once a virgin... life fvcked us all

:-/ pls elaborate on this

amosamali:
Guys that talk too much.

Guys that gossip

Guys that are Lazy

dont basket mouth talk much? Dont osoufia talks much? Dont bovi,clint d drunk and a.y talks much..? Wil you stop your sister from dating any one of them guy

missclasssy:
I didn't justify the fact that's she is in "love" with a tree, did I ?

You are attracted to ladies and you have fantasies of having sex with them. There are people that might have other sexual fantasies different from yours, but that doesn't mean that yours is superior to theirs

You have no right to label anyone a demonic agent just because their sexual construction deviates from the norm

Some people are just different, let's leave it at that......

having sexual fantasies toward a girl is normal compared to having sex with a tree...did l hear you say fantasies...... Maybe you should read the post again.the woman made it clear that she derived several orgasm from having intercous wit the tree.. How can u claim that u are not justifying this post.when you have indirectly rebuke me for condeming it.am going extra mile in this post because l want to prevent the young minds who is reading this post from thinking that this habit is normal.

missclasssy:
Yes, she is human
She just has a Paraphilia called Dendrophilia

Its a sexual deviation where one is sexually attracted to trees.
Its rare but there have been accounts of people having it. They are mostly white though

cut the crab ma' this demonic agents always find a way to justified their weird and disgusting atitude. Lets forget about all this so called scientific facts and reason this with a common sense: what exactly can that woman gain if she commit her self to that tree?how can that tree console her broken heart? And how can reproduction take place... It sadden me alot when weird and disgusting activities are justified

Bro tell them.honestly premarital sex have been glorified, it is no longer a thing to be ashame of...people do it with out consious ...wat baffles me the most is despite the danger caused by premarital sex people are still eager to per-take on it.and yet they claim to be sensible

johnydon22:
whats the purpose of ebola? population control

if u read my quote very well u will understand that what am insinuating is that God alone knows the reason why things happend? I dont believe things happend with out reason

davien:
So everything on the earth is inherently purposeful?...

yea dats my point bro

plaetton:
Lol
Malaria parasite is not a disease. It is a living thing that breathes and eats like you and I.
Surely, it must be among the billions of living species the God supposedly created on the 4th or 5th day of creation (I cant remember), and which, Adam had the task of naming. Lol.
(I wonder what Adam named the Malaria parasite).

The parasite attacks the cells of humans, and kills millions of young innocent children every year Since creation.
So, the question is whether this wholesale destruction of human babies is part of the intelligent design.

a wise man once said... That weeds seems useless because no one have been able to recognise it worth,.. Evrything God created is impostant and very useful to the existance of this earth. The reason that u dont see any sense on it does not mean that it is useless

masonkz:
I actually like Jesus Christ. He would have been my perfect lover if i was still living during his time
Those disciples he had really must have had a nice time with him, especially John

At least Jesus never discriminated against gay people like me

For real though I like his teachings. SCRAP OUT all the stup.id books of Paul and all the war and crime that your God commanded in the old testament (even to the point of appealing to rapists) and leave out just the words of Jesus as teachings...then I may be a follower...not a worshipper...definitely not.

lern to be more serious with yourself

;-D

Heya am new to this site. A friend told me abt it. I'm 24 female from canada

welcome darling

Lol wat is she wearing? Babe u can do beta than this na

Pls sumbody should help me.how do l quote a person in nairaland and hw do l create a thread or use signs and similes.am confuse

Honestly this is why l respect people who talk too little. Talking too much expose u to alot of problems