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Not to waste much of your time, let me go straight to the points. NB: Grab your zobo and chin-chin.
1. People see who you are before they hear what you have to say. Your personal success begins from your image.

2. Be yourself. Don't go with the crowd. Stand out. Wear what allows your personal charm and charisma show.

3. You are what you say you are, so watch what you say.

4. Be extremely polite to people. It is a door opener.

5. Think twice, talk once.

6. You possess sexual energy which you have to learn to control and release through positive activities.

7. Avoid people who put you under sexual pressure.

8. You can humbly add yours.

Op God bless you. At last this made fp. Lagos government, please do something oo... We are all living in fear. They are monsters in human flesh, their actrocities are inhumane. May God vindicate them all.

Please math gurus, you guys should tutor us on binary operations, integration, matrices and determinants. Exam is just 4 weeks away. @ Umartins1 Orezy5 Thankyoujesus. God bless you all.

What the Op wrote is 100%. Its becoming alarming these days.

Nice write up Op. I pray i score high this year, i believe because i study real hard and smart. I registered mine in a cyber cafe and i have to reprint it on feb 22 but my major concern is that i didn't registered in jamb proposed centres according to their new policy and it has be given me worries since, is there anything i can do about it? @ Dammyinforms

The binary operation * is defined by x * y= xy - y - x for all real values of x and y. If x * 3= 2 * x, find the value of x.
@ Umartins1 Orezy5 Geofavor Thankyoujesus. Pls i need you guys back on this thread.

Where are the math gurus?
You guys should treat Binary Operations, Matrices, Determinants, Permutations and Combinations. Pls explain further on Integration.
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Thankyoujesus. Thanks

For your mind now, you don turn *coughs* Anyways, there is a simple atom of truth in what you've written. Anyways, not my business.

He should not forget Ojo L.G.A we truly need his attention.

Wonderful.

Op doesn't know the meaning of Hypocrite. SMH. Anyways, not my business.

[ok][okay] Hmmm... tell me more....

Cc Sexykaycee, Prot0n, Mathefaro et al, now will be a good time to come in (my schedules, power supply and other unforeseen circumstances are not favourable).
[Thankyoujesus i need you to teach us more, pls try and use the syllabus. Nice work.]

Ask these questions and start a dialogue with your future spouse. 1. Do you want children? How many? Are you willing to try other ways of having children (IVF or adoption)?
Does your partner prefer to just have one child, or do he or she feel that it is important for a child to have siblings? Would you and your partner be willing to try in vitro fertilization (IVF) or adopt if you have fertility issues? Would you like to adopt instead of having biological children? 2. What makes someone a “good” parent? What are each of your views on parenting issues such as consequences and giving allowance? Is spanking and/or time out an acceptable form of consequence? How were each of you raised? Do you want to emulate or avoid your parents’ parenting style? You might want to discuss the three main parenting styles: laissez-faire, assertive, and aggressive. The laissez-faire parenting style tends to have fewer rules and less structure than the other parenting styles, and aggressive parenting tends to keep pretty strict rules and has less flexibility. Assertive parenting style falls in the middle. 3. What’s your credit history and your current debt? Your spouse’s poor credit history can change the interest rates you qualify for on loans, and can even change whether you get a loan. Find out all your partner’s debts – credit cards, student loans, car payments. It is also important to know if your partner has filed bankruptcy or had a home foreclosure. If so, it is important to talk about what led to those issues. You may also want to consider consulting with an attorney to find out how your partner’s debts, bankruptcy, or home foreclosure would affect you if you got married. 4. Who should do which household chores? This is where some find their partner has rigid gender roles. This means that the person has a set idea of “this is what women do” and “this is what men do”. If you’re used to that and it works for you, no problem. However, if this is an issue for you, time to talk it out. Also talk about which chores you don’t mind doing, and which you want to avoid. You may find your “don’t mind/ dislike” lists complement each other pretty well. 5. How often would you like to have se.x? Even if you’ve been having s.ex for a while, the answer you get to this question may be different than your current frequency. It is also important to talk about your boundaries with sex – things you are willing or want to try, and things that are off-limits. 6. Where do you see us after being married five years? This can be a tough question to answer, but it gives each of you an idea of your goals for your relationship (and marriage). One of you may want to have at least one child in the first five years of marriage – the other may not even have a child on the radar yet. One of you may want to have a larger home within five years – one of you may want to save up more money first. You may also have pictured yourself living in different cities. Time to start talking.[b]Ask these questions and start a dialogue with your future spouse. 1. Do you want children? How many? Are you willing to try other ways of having children (IVF or adoption)?
Does your partner prefer to just have one child, or do he or she feel that it is important for a child to have siblings? Would you and your partner be willing to try in vitro fertilization (IVF) or adopt if you have fertility issues? Would you like to adopt instead of having biological children? 2. What makes someone a “good” parent? What are each of your views on parenting issues such as consequences and giving allowance? Is spanking and/or time out an acceptable form of consequence? How were each of you raised? Do you want to emulate or avoid your parents’ parenting style? You might want to discuss the three main parenting styles: laissez-faire, assertive, and aggressive. The laissez-faire parenting style tends to have fewer rules and less structure than the other parenting styles, and aggressive parenting tends to keep pretty strict rules and has less flexibility. Assertive parenting style falls in the middle. 3. What’s your credit history and your current debt? Your spouse’s poor credit history can change the interest rates you qualify for on loans, and can even change whether you get a loan. Find out all your partner’s debts – credit cards, student loans, car payments. It is also important to know if your partner has filed bankruptcy or had a home foreclosure. If so, it is important to talk about what led to those issues. You may also want to consider consulting with an attorney to find out how your partner’s debts, bankruptcy, or home foreclosure would affect you if you got married. 4. Who should do which household chores? This is where some find their partner has rigid gender roles. This means that the person has a set idea of “this is what women do” and “this is what men do”. If you’re used to that and it works for you, no problem. However, if this is an issue for you, time to talk it out. Also talk about which chores you don’t mind doing, and which you want to avoid. You may find your “don’t mind/ dislike” lists complement each other pretty well. 5. How often would you like to have se.x? Even if you’ve been having s.ex for a while, the answer you get to this question may be different than your current frequency. It is also important to talk about your boundaries with sex – things you are willing or want to try, and things that are off-limits. 6. Where do you see us after being married five years? This can be a tough question to answer, but it gives each of you an idea of your goals for your relationship (and marriage). One of you may want to have at least one child in the first five years of marriage – the other may not even have a child on the radar yet. One of you may want to have a larger home within five years – one of you may want to save up more money first. You may also have pictured yourself living in different cities. Time to start talking.[/b]Ask these questions and start a dialogue with your future spouse. 1. Do you want children? How many? Are you willing to try other ways of having children (IVF or adoption)?
Does your partner prefer to just have one child, or do he or she feel that it is important for a child to have siblings? Would you and your partner be willing to try in vitro fertilization (IVF) or adopt if you have fertility issues? Would you like to adopt instead of having biological children? 2. What makes someone a “good” parent? What are each of your views on parenting issues such as consequences and giving allowance? Is spanking and/or time out an acceptable form of consequence? How were each of you raised? Do you want to emulate or avoid your parents’ parenting style? You might want to discuss the three main parenting styles: laissez-faire, assertive, and aggressive. The laissez-faire parenting style tends to have fewer rules and less structure than the other parenting styles, and aggressive parenting tends to keep pretty strict rules and has less flexibility. Assertive parenting style falls in the middle. 3. What’s your credit history and your current debt? Your spouse’s poor credit history can change the interest rates you qualify for on loans, and can even change whether you get a loan. Find out all your partner’s debts – credit cards, student loans, car payments. It is also important to know if your partner has filed bankruptcy or had a home foreclosure. If so, it is important to talk about what led to those issues. You may also want to consider consulting with an attorney to find out how your partner’s debts, bankruptcy, or home foreclosure would affect you if you got married. 4. Who should do which household chores? This is where some find their partner has rigid gender roles. This means that the person has a set idea of “this is what women do” and “this is what men do”. If you’re used to that and it works for you, no problem. However, if this is an issue for you, time to talk it out. Also talk about which chores you don’t mind doing, and which you want to avoid. You may find your “don’t mind/ dislike” lists complement each other pretty well. 5. How often would you like to have se.x? Even if you’ve been having s.ex for a while, the answer you get to this question may be different than your current frequency. It is also important to talk about your boundaries with sex – things you are willing or want to try, and things that are off-limits. 6. Where do you see us after being married five years? This can be a tough question to answer, but it gives each of you an idea of your goals for your relationship (and marriage). One of you may want to have at least one child in the first five years of marriage – the other may not even have a child on the radar yet. One of you may want to have a larger home within five years – one of you may want to save up more money first. You may also have pictured yourself living in different cities. Time to start talking.

Kenya is two hours ahead of Nigeria, it does not mean that Nigeria is slow and it does not mean that Kenya is faster than Nigeria. Both countries are working based on "Time Zone". There's one that married as a virgin and 'waited' ten years before having a child yet there is another who had had series of abortion before marriage yet gave birth after nine months. There is one that graduated at the age of 22 yet waited 5 years before securing a job,yet there is another who graduated at the age of 27 and secured employment immediately. There is one who became a CEO at the age of 25 and died at the age of 50,there is another who became a CEO at the age of 50 and lived to 90, both worked based on 'Time Zone' and some just happen to have everything work fast for them. Work based on your 'lane'. Colleagues, friends, associates, younger one(s) might have gone ahead of you. Don't envy them, it's their 'Time Zone' yours too will come. Just hold on and be strong, it won't be long everything is gonna be alright. "I returned and saw under the sun that the race is not to the swift nor the battle to the wise nor riches to men of understanding nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all" Ecclesiastes 9:11. Trust God will guide u through the year, even as u rely on Him daily, because it is only God who makes everything beautiful in His time. mod please do the needful.

The husband was home already. When he perfunctorily checked his phone, his wife had called him thrice. He disregarded calling her back out of malice. The wife drove in some forty minutes later. He saw Usman opening the gate for her as his phone went on ringing. He checked it. It was his wife. She was in her car at the garage already. What is she calling me for? Foolish and stubborn wife! He said and ignored her calls. The call went on for a while. He ignored it as he sat with the TV.Thirty minutes later, she did not come in. Something told him to go and check. Is she still in the car? Yes she must be there. He called Usman, Is madam in the car? Few minutes later, Usman rushed in. Madam dey sleep inside the car o. That was when he woke up and rushed downstairs. Asthma! She was Asthmatic! Could she be having her usual attack? Could she have forgotten her inhaler?He quickly took the inhaler and rushed downstairs. When he got there, she was almost breathless. Usman and husband quickly carried her to the back seat and off, he sped like a bat out of hell, to a clinic nearby. Madam was confirmed dead! If he had picked her call early enough, probably she could have been saved. When you leave domestic disagreement to fester for too long, it leads to greater evil. The Husband is weeping mad, blaming himself...i killed my wife! Only God knows how many wives, husbands, children have died such a needless death. Couples must cultivate one another. No matter how angry you are with your wife, in your office, in her shop, pls call her at least three times during the day,call even when you have no reason to call. If all you could say is "Where are you?" "Wetin dey?" "Anything for your boyfriend?" A must read for ALL husbands n wives. cc; rocktation, farano

Op, she needs medical help asap. Anyways, not my business.

Op, i will just say, forward ever and backward never. I rest my case.

Am pretty sure that Buhari will visit their matter very soon. But this MTN don dey prove stubborn oo.. Anyways, not my business.

Hmmm!! Hope Op didn't commit *coughs* and starts blaming the act on alcohol. Anyways, not my business.

I don't despise girls with make up oo, but at least let it be applied moderately.

Dangote's daughter. Shikena!!

You are really lucky oo... The kind love God get for you no be here oo... God is great.

The message is 100 percent clear bro, leave her for good before she breaks your heart with a sledge hammar.

Wetin man go do na? Anyways, all na celebration..

Good news...

That shows one of the signs of end time. Truly i say my beloved NL, the world is coming to an end..

Love can be so so stupid atimes.

Chelsea, chelsea, chelsea ooo!!! Your humilation is complete!

Nice write up!