banmee:


Lol. . .he said "partially". Why bother going to school when you'll think like a cave man. Why?

Guy, you see me for dream? Why you dey pursue me? Believe it or not, witches and wizards exist. Abeg swerve go left.

banmee:


Lol. . .he said "partially". Why bother going to school when you'll think like a cave man. Why?

Guy, you see me for dream? Why you dey pursue me? Believe it or not, witches and wizards exist. Abeg swerve.

Cutehector:
sure. Neglect

But things like brake failure? Forgerrit! N winch!

Okay, due to the fact that they do exist, some people do use that opportuniy to push their misfortune to the hands of witches and wizards, do you think is wise?

ladyF:
I believe in them o. Right from the days of John the Baptist, the kingdom of God suffereth violence....Some of them are here on this our NL

Even for Nairaland ke? LadyF, as from now on, na to deypray before i ball in Nairaland oo, to be on a safer side.

Cutehector:
Yes.. they r responsible for road accidents.

In some cases, road accidents are caused by we humans. In a situation whereby an accident occured and we later learnt that the cause of the accident was due to the fact that he was drinking and driving. Now, why put the blame on witches and wizards? Don't get it twisted oo.. My opinion though. Wow! It made front page. Signs of good things to come.

Hmmm... Personally, i kind of believe in their existence, haven't encounter such before but heard stories about them. What baffles me most is that some Nigerians do shower their misfortune on witches and wizards. Is appalling. For instance, a friend of mine hardly reads, when final results were out, he failed happily. And i was, "guy, you fail bad bad oo..". He was like, " ehn ehn na, na the witches for my village dey pursue me so". I was like WHAT?? Anyways, do you believe in their existence? If yes, kindly share your experience.

Pheals:
U start love in primary 4 nawa o

you see ehn... That kind love be like all the natural diasters for the world, e dey hammer both young and old folks. If e hammer u ehn, Allah, u go humble.

ladyF:

Never have, never will.

I envy you oo... Anyways, love is a beautiful thing, it can never be over ruled.

Decker:
A girl broke my heart yesterday. Not in the common sense of 'heart break,' cause we weren't dating, but she disappointed me and betrayed our friendship just for her own selfish interests.

Girls are funny creatures. All my life I have never let myself become vulnerable with any girl, but I did it just this once, and I paid for it. Never making that mistake again.

eeyaa.. Good to know that you won't that mistake again.

ladyF:
Eeyah sorry ehnn...me I've never been heartbroken, they seem way over - rated to me. Moving on is a virtue. Have you tried reaching out to her on Facebook? Anything is possible

LadyF, so you 've never experienced heart-break before? Hmmm...

ladyF:
Eeyah sorry ehnn...me I've never been heartbroken, they seem way over - rated to me. Moving on is a virtue. Have you tried reaching out to her on Facebook? Anything is possible

Have tried in every possible way. Anyways, it happened way back in primary 4. I wish i can set my eyes on her again. This life ehn?

My primary 4 class teacher had to rearrange us. I was offered the back seat with a bully. At that very moment, i was like, this is the end.. *In donkey's voice.* few minutes later, i saw myself standing. My teacher was like. "yes, why are you on your feet?". The spirit of lie entered me that very moment. *Am sure the spirit was from a church holding her deliverance session just across the street*. Immediately, i said, "Ma, i can,t see cleary from the back, am on medication ma". I started twitching my eye. She was like okay, just bring your bag, come sit with jessica. Inwardly, I was like the new girl i had a crush on, my new seat mate? My heart leapt for joy. *fast forward* We fell for each other and the chemistry between us was so strong, to the extent of doing unimaginable things for her. At the long run, she didn't resume the next session. My life was incomplete, she was my joy, i was heart-broken. Anyways, i hope we meet again. *drops pen*Kindly share yours.
Cc: Lalasticlala wristbangle Tosyne2much LadyF

That itchy part ehn... In my own case, i will start dusting my trouser around that area really hard. As if say dust dey there before. Omo na to reduce the tension oo..

labodinho:

Lol.
You don't need to erase the "" you will jst write anything u wanna write after this

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@ Umartins1 Amen oo...
Anyways, i would have loved to quote but i don't know how it works, have tried it and its not giving me the desirable result. Help a brother.

Mine is at Adenira ogunsanya college of education otto ijanikin, lagos state.
March 9th 2016. 1.30pm. I pray for ultimate sucess for everyone of us that prepared real hard and smart. @ Umartins1 Geofavor Thankyoujesus Orezy5 and my fellow jambites. God bless.

Step by step guide on how to solve problem on Integration. @ Shyneptune Umartins1 Geofavor Orezy5 Thankyoujesus and my fellow Nlders. God bless.

My brother, don't be confused. Have seen worse cases than yours, mine was one of then anyway. See it as one of the challenges in life. Never relent, pick up your life once more again with serious determination and you will bounce back like never before. If you did it before, you can do more better today.

Where is the country actually heading to? All i know is that, God plans for this country, can never be averted.

I applied for electrical/electronics engineering in futo. For me to secure admission successfully, what score do i have to obtain both in jamb and post jamb? Please i need answers @ Geofavour Umartins1 Thankyoujesus and my fellow Nlanders.

So because of val, i go come break up with her? I dey mad? If truly your bae loves to the core, mehn... trust me, she is going to get something tangible for you. Just chill out.

For their mind now, na rubber congo they wan dey service abi? I hope say God don see wetin i saw. Anyways, none of my business.

This is already heated up. Lalasticlala Fp ooo...

@ Umartins1 Geofavour Thankyoujesus Orezy5 mathefaro

Having lot of sex, how does that contribute in building a relationship. @ Nikkiking

No time to check time. Nb: All passengers please tighten your seat belts because its going to be a bumpy ride. Straight to the points.
1. People bring out the best or the worse in you. Your success in life depends on the quality of people you surround yourself with.
2. Choose your friends wisely. Ask yourself if this person will add to your life or remove from you? Connect with people who contribute to your life positively.
3. Life is a choice. Don't let anybody force an unwanted friendship on you. The friendships that are poductive are those you initiate yourself. If you see someone you like, walk up to them and introduce yourself with a warm handshake and a smile. Be confient. Nothing good in life comes by being shy or timid.
4. Contribute positively to the lives of all your friends both male and female.
5. Like attracts like. Your friends mirror you. Move with people who are going the same direction ar you.
6. You can freely add yours.
*exhales* pens down.
Lalasticlala FP èjo.

Don't let your parents down, they brought you up. Cc: Toysne2much Seun Fp please.

Please i need step by step guide on how you got -12cos(-4x) @ ShyNeptune

If y= 3sin (-4x), dy/dx is @ Geofavor Orezy5 Umartins1 Thankyoujesus Shyneptune

Not to waste much of your time, let me go straight to the points. NB: Grab your zobo and chin-chin.
1. People see who you are before they hear what you have to say. Your personal success begins from your image.

2. Be yourself. Don't go with the crowd. Stand out. Wear what allows your personal charm and charisma show.

3. You are what you say you are, so watch what you say.

4. Be extremely polite to people. It is a door opener.

5. Think twice, talk once.

6. You possess sexual energy which you have to learn to control and release through positive activities.

7. Avoid people who put you under sexual pressure.

8. You can humbly add yours.