₦airaland Forum

DavidEsq:
Just hola me wen dem arrest u or wen u wan drag land with person or oda ish sha

i go holla you when I won register my multi million naira coy

LifestyleTonite:
This is a great feat for Davido. I remember when 2face released a song claiming he did it with R Kelly. Few weeks later, it was discovered that he just took RKelly's voice from another song and infused it into his. That was the biggest lie of the year. What 2face couldn't achieve is what Davido got cheaply.

lalasticlala Seun

u people don start

DavidEsq:
Yep.

that's cool. thought as much

DavidEsq:
No be una teach me bad tin?

lols no o. wait, are you a lawyer?

DavidEsq:
The guy just dey run mouth like tap wey e control spoil.

lols.you get bad mouth o. rotfl

icedfire:
Free WiFi can't work in naija. Trust Lagosians to start downloading all the Netflix movies they can download, update all the 'updateable' on there laptops... before you know it, the thing go crash

downloading large files can be disable bro

DavidEsq:
As in ehn. Dem use axe, bottle, stone, spoon, knife fork, cu'lass take dey give the guy close marking. The guy ryt now

lol..next time, he will know what to comment

lol...abeg take am easy on the guy up there

fakeprophet:
one day, I mean just a day all these cluelessness, wickedness, Hausa oligarchy will all end
my PVC is very intact waiting to vote them out
south, is high time u guys unite and stop being a stooge to almajiris
iam from north central though......

would have believed you..but your moniker...

Khutie:
...and that's how my roommate geh vitiligo for him prick o... Even me tell am xay na infection buh him doctor proved me wrong. Mua still can't understand why the tin come leave him whole body to him small dick ..

you b gay ni

klassykute:
can someone see d idiot im seeing?

maybe its cos of the makeup he sees on her

Smellymouth:
Housewife Slay Mama dah refuse to cook iz dah one housewife?

Husband Badoo Sneh aka Bruce Lee when dey beat him wife iz dah one husband?

Egbon Lanre, E saah how many Efo riro and Amala you don chop for Kirikiri?

Relationship stress/ heartbreaks can make you iron all your clothes and when you are done you realize you didn't even plug-in the iron..

lols

Ekinematics:
What an Economic Eldorado the SS would have been if it was a country of its own.

Just imagine the immense wealth that would be flowing in the SS with Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Delta and Bayelsa racking up this huge allocation. Not to mention the huge IGR of Rivers, Delta and Edo.

God bless the SS.

and your leaders will squander it

Okoyiboz3:
You have decided to be foolish and I would deal with you today.

That man with the cone head is Amaju Pinnick from Delta State. He is the one who has gotten to an height in life that no one from your lineage of nonentities have ever gotten to.

The only way you can get close to him is when you or someone from your pauperized ancestry sells Fanyogo or Gala to him on the road.

Look at the picture of Amaju Pinnick above, look at your father's picture when he was arrested by KAI in Lagos for hawking handkerchief and then sit in one corner and think about your life.

you don't need to reply him bro. silence is always the best answer..he may b joking as well. but your reply made you not different from him

HonSuQMaDIQ:

I support!
No go die unto hole wen no dey full

chai. you don spoil

Ikechu0b:
Not shocking to me

If the North can create a story about Chibok girls kidnapping due to their desperation for Power. Nothing, I mean absolutely nothing surprises me when it comes to them again.
They play politics like it's a mafia. That's why that country is the mess it is right now.

As for Osibanjo, the yoruba were willing to play second hand fiddle and betray the south just for power. Whatever happens, happens. The rest of South just butt out of it. Let them battle it out with the cabals or northerners or whoever. E no concern us.

so to you, the chibok story is a scam? I don't get you

SammieLowkey:
Izz like Dino and dat first poster dey get beef.. Chai



*MEANWHILE


My friend kept disturbing me to watch a nollywood
movie he acted...
I finally did and i saw him with a very big hand fan
blowing the igwe from part 1- part 4..
John I don watch ur film oo
Abeg stop disturbing me biko. .

guy you no well o. I don laugh tire here

Atmmachine:

You belong to the kitchen

Why not go to the kitchen and make me some garri

Women shouldn't talk or watch football, this is how foolish they sound

Soccer is not about coming to the field to show your dance skills ??

Okocha taught Ronaldinho how to play football (i can show you a couple of videos)

Ronaldinho was the show master, won several trophies for Barcelona

Even though he was an attacking midfielder

You're too small and ignorant to remember what Okocha did for Bolton wanderers

You're too dumb to Know​ he did an amazing job for PSG

Women are naturally dumb

you already made your point bro...but its not all women

apcmustwin:
I use to wonder why they don't show wild Nigeria on national geography. don't we have animals in our Thick forests? Now I know why. We kill and eat anything. Fish o, dolphins o, monkeys o, antelope even lion. Na only us hungry pass

who kill lion?

jlinkd78:
BMC spotted. U were so filled with bile that u never read DAT the court and d judge are both of Abuja division. Everybody here even know that Justice Kolawole is pro-APC judge but due to d overwhelming evidence in favour of Wike he had no choice but to rule appropriately. Read before commenting so u don't end up with dementia like Ur paymasters

I don't know what you guys are arguing with up there. but this is not about APC and PDP. this is a bad thing. we all know that election cause a lot of death and the police wanna inquire on the cause, the judge now said its illegal. trust me, its not good. what of those that lost families?...whoever is playing script is an enemy. is that mike San, the guy can defend bad thing ehn

hmmm

Sammypope4all:
OP, I think you should first realize that you are a Nigerian, as we all are, before being emotional about the brutality thing. I graduated from unibuja and this things happen almost everyday( not beating of lecturer though) we all condemn it so don't ascribe the animality characteristics of Nigerian soldiers to "ndi Igbo".

Naija soldier sef no sabi him mama; that's how bleeped up they are

i actually wanted to support him o..but when he put tribality into it. I just back off

PapiSmith:
*Enters bathroom
*Pull down trouser
*Brings out soap

Arrrrghhh... Tboss.... Ohhhhhh Tboss..... Yes, yes, yes.


*Mum opens door

rotfl. you don dey craze

dadavivo:
then they should remove all their pipelines from the unsafe region and take it to where their headquarters is that is safe. APC government think they are wise, they're just buying time for the bigger fight that will soon start in the Creeks

bro..in as much as I don't agree with the govt. but in all honesty, if you are a businessman, would you relocate there? and do you also support these militants?.really want your honest thought not political or sentiment

Lifestone:
What beer palour coment is this, we are talking about poultry you are talking about rice, what's the bearing. I have done a research work on that farm before and your claim is a complete lie. Why would you come online to deceive people, why not visit the farm and heal your ignorance. If we see what is good we must accept.
I used to be a critic of that farm until I visited the place

bro..the guy's claim may be wrong but I lived in Ilorin for almost a decade and I can tell you that saraki syphoned money from that project..

soberdrunk:
For me to pay N3 million per night for that suite, Seyi Shay, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Simi etc etc go dey on standby 24hrs for my entertainment.......

na only female entertainers you see...y not male entertainers like burna boy...I smell something here o

Afonjashapmouth:
Mumun wen last.U see lacasera trending for traffic U know wia lagos dey on naija map so

u suppose no call am mumu na. lol

lols..funny set of people. don't go and marry. be doing ofofo upandown

thank God he's no longer there

film..I still believed this is part 2 of the movie

am a fan of channels tv and I refused to believed this. Pls, do they say it authoritatively? or they just said according to Femi adeshina... don't think channels can do that

it may not be right but at least they will now feel how the common man is feeling. good for them. I even want buhari to witch hunt all of them. when next govt come..he should also do same