₦airaland Forum

LexngtonSteele:
I want each & everyone of those girls to sit on my face

#OperationTongueInTongueOut#


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wehdone sir

hmmmm​. he's not a celebrity..I doubt if they will help him. but they can claim Anthony Joshua. am sure if Anthony had represented Nigeria then, he won't have been world champion. We really need to change our orientation in this country

Fyno:
there are laid down rules that must be followed during either privatisation or concessionary, ie due process, and that is what the Senate is demanding

We are not in militocracy or corpsocracy where you just concession national assets like you are your dashing Npower 30k

lol. I think I quite agree with you... just don't trust this senate

Fyno:
the Senate as an institution may not be perfect but their are still men of substance there
What they are only asking is for transparency and due process in the concessions.

If this concessions fails tomorrow, you will be the first person to still blame the Senate for not doing their Job

Don't allow your Love for a dying man becloud your sense of reasoning

smh. because he goes against senate... he's a buhari supporter? if you had read between the lines, I meant the argument of kachiku, you would have seen the process was ok.. the senate just want public sympathy. I just hope it won't b too late

IhateAfonjas:

You shouldn't be talking about Rolex watch because you don't own one and will never own one

He bought the watch from Malivelihood

Fake watch buster confirmed the authenticity

Try again

lol. you don't even catch d joke

nkemdi89:
That place is something else, those inmates don't mind raping any woman they see within the prison vicinity, as women we were not allowed to walk on our own, we were literally fused among the men that we became invisible.

lols. you are right though

nkemdi89:
Muslims love themselves and always show compassion to their fellow brothers, that food was specially made as inmates a poorly underfed. My experience in okigwe prison as a visitor made me cherished the privilege of freedom.

I was also there as a visitor while serving. NCCF things

hmmmm. they even wrote prisoners at the back of the clothes. imagine what will be going through their minds everyday seeing that name. Life is not fair really

joeace2020:


I feel for the poor girl. Somebody who used to make 100+ nice comments on her IG suddenly got over 1500 comments of the most unadulterated form of Nigerian's anger waiting to be unleashed.

seriously...no b only u

Kayus4real:
there was this girl I loved some times ago. I really loved her, I could do anything for her. she treated me badly, ignoring my calls most time and when she picked it, it would be a nightmare. She was so arrogant, rude and unpleasant. there was a day she told me she couldn't date me because I was so broke. She slapped me and threw dirty water on my clothes. It got to me that day and I was very depressed. I moved on.. despite the whole ugly event.

I got a job in a big firm two years ago and I can say I'm comfortable now. she called asking for an assistance I think I'm capable of rendering. Should I help her out? please I need your sincere advice..

pls sir. how many years do you stay at home after graduating..I meant your years of joblessness before getting this cool job

carzola:
He had dived into Marriage I hope He didn't get a red Card.

that guy is just bad at diving. same thing he did at Tottenham

mad

trust me. this your thread won't make front page. seems this forum derive it's pleasure from it. but if it's bbn or Tonto dike...it's on front page. on your topic. no thanks to ffk in pre 2015 election, he stills does that anyway. same goes to nnamdi kanu before he comes to Nigeria.. always preaching hate to ibos. though he's more gentle now. This hate speeches wont take us far as a country. and to my Ibo brothers. Mohammad Gandhi said "victory attains through violence is tantamount to defeat" so learn the game of politics

someone said this man always talk when he's high. I think I believed him

nawa for trump o. How him dey take sign all his documents with this hard signature sef. greedy greedy fellow

idu1:
My friend no be u kill her. If u see her again tell to gerarahere!

lol. I think he should call you so you can tell her yourself

mekuzi09:
That could be a vision that was prompted by too much stress. Its more like light mode hallucination.

chai..u people ehn, u sha will give a name

zxcvb:
Yea I'm serious... go check d comment box of these platforms and you will b shocked to see tribalism at its peak

no thanks to ffk for constantly separating people with his speeches and nnamdi kanu for his hate speeches then.

NwaObinkita:
Hahahahhahaaha


The wedding I went for last week at Ekewan road I went to the back of the hotel, near the generator house and I ran into the bride pressing the boobs of her chief bridesmaid.

They were shocked as fück to see me


It was a lovely sight and I walked back happily to the hall with my healthy erection pitying for the unfortunate groom.

u no collect any no?

zxcvb:
Nairaland, Tribalism will take us no where.... this menace has now spilled over to vanguard, bellanaija , Lindaikejiblog etc

#SayNoToTribalism

are you serious?..but most guys here are doing it for fun o. but those platforms you mentioned are international o

[quote author=NaijaTechGuy post=56946399][/quote]bro..pls, what of iPhone 8

Serendip:
I dream of a Nigeria where the use of words like Afonja, Igbos, will be a thing of the past.
Where Chukwuemeka will heartily call Adamu his beloved brother, where Olabisi will honestly call Ifeoma her true friend and sister.
Where we have a president called Adekunle Ifeanyi Ciroma.
Where we only see Nigerians and not a hausa or yoruba or an igbo man.

God bless Nigeria
God bless us all

trust me..that one is far..with the likes of ffk constantly saying trash and some misguided youths on nairaland supporting politicians blindly. I fear for this nation

Tboy1419:
I don tire for all this yoruba self, naso I wan go visit someone for tollgate at ibadan on my way going, I felt so tasty, then I saw a woman selling zobo, I asked her in english if its cold, I notice that the woman does not understand english, nah so I come ask her in (yoruba) in ibadan accent, that" mama, soboyin tutu, nah so d woman reply" orie lo buru, obo iyare loma gbona, iwo omo rada-rada yi, plz shey nah abuse I abuse d woman.

lol

stuffs4me:
And the scam pastor didn't see that coming? Or is TB Joshua not the same pastor that keeps seeing fake prophesies upandan?



The same fake prophesies from the fake pastor that saw a female American President some months ago.

you didn't read where the ushers turned her back shey?

ApolitiCal:
Religion bigot spotted

but the guy no lie na. we need to be tolerant

soberdrunk:
Lmao @ "she needs medication", them go 'medicate' her well with maggi, onions and pepper If nor be say nah North Carolina my cousin Bayo dey, i for say Bayo don carry dis hin bad habit of "borrowing" people livestock go Yankee. Abeg Nairalanders in Yankee is North Carolina far from the scene of the crime? If "No" NAH MY COUSIN BAYO OOOO! Bayo is so talented in 'borrowing' peoples livestock that even if nah dragon you get, he nor safe!!

you don mad o. I don laugh tire here

Kathmandu:
Your English killed her

sis. next time..know that someone may be eating pepperish food..add beware to your comment. rotfl

valdes00:
Jehovah Witness Preaching To Akpos.
JW: Who is your best Bible Character?
Akpos: Noah!
JW: Perfect! According to the bible, how many
humans survived the great flood?
Akpos Nine.
JW: You try, but you are not totally correct. Now
look attentively at the image below the paragraph.
How many humans are there?
Akpos: Eight.
JW: Correct! So how many people survived the flood then?
Akpos: Nine people.
JW: NO Brother, No! Let's recount please! Noah and
his wife, his three sons and their wives. In total that
makes how many people?
Akpos: Eight people. JW: So that gives us how many people that survived
the flood?
Akpos: Nine people.
JW: Please why do you keep saying nine people
when on the image it's clear that they were eight
people?
Akpos : Auntie please don't be offended o! The photographer that snap them the picture that you
people are showing me now, is he not a human
being..

morning peeps

na lie. akpos is not as smart as that

OgahBohz:
me I still prefer d slim small ass lady, easy to manipulate on bed, good for ANY style, fits in ANY dress,

good for all kinds of occasion,

azn advantages are numerous...

most importantly its easier to suck a slim girls punnany, dan d fat ass,.. ...

hanhan. what are you saying

hmmm

nawa o..how are these guys getting money to buy all these guns? how many are they? how are they recruiting? and how do they normally infiltrate the land easily...

Abortions:
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MY CRUSH!

love your confidence bro. alpha