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Trayceey:
I saw this story on Facebook. Copy copy

So she can't have a Facebook account?

Congratulations op.

Eku suru. Olorun awo won, Olorun a da won si.

God bless your family and the surrogate woman.

Ejire ara isokun

Omoluabi16:
Na valid question now? What if e peck me with that very strong beak? My threshold for pain na zsero self

No be only bad person dey kill chicken. I just think he's trying to wear the shoes of others before certain actions makes him a good person.
I remember in my secondary school days, if two mates want to fight I'll excuse them for fear of seeing bloody or swollen faces.

fear fear

You have a point. That the OP can't kill a chicken doesn't make him less human.

I'm with you on the blood thing. Still makes me shiver.

Endless Alleluia - Cory Asbury

In the evening when I lay my head down
In the evening when I close my eyes
You're still the only One I wanna cling to
You're the last thought on my mind

cutieme:
Hi vicky can ee be friends?

Hello friend

dfrost:
Okay, no wahala. I will allow you.

Ahhhh not fair

dfrost:
I dey your back, Vicky.

dfrost, no do like this na

Let me win this

Omoluabi16:
I also detest the sight of blood. I can't kill a chicken, much more a goat. What if the chicken Peck me .o It doesn't make you any less a man. You're just a good person .

In bold: What?

So na only bad people dey kill chicken?

galadima77:
Be a little appreciative na and yes he's very special maybe not to you. He only thought you were special that's all!!

Hi,

I'll reply to your mention because you passed your message across reasonably. Fair enough.
See ehn this life is not that hard. People take things too personal and I would expect that my playing around with emoji will make people see my reply differently. As usual, people will read different meanings, hence perception is key!

That said, @shukusheka I'm sure you didn't take my reply personal. I commend your maturity even with the military battalion that trooped in to fight for you Sending you a pm.

PS: The funny thing is, tomorrow I'll still quote some of these people insulting me and not even know they're the ones. You guys need to take life easy.

And Op: sorry for "aiding and abetting" the derailment of your thread.

This thread though. my last comment was in page 1138 and look at where we are.

we need the op to share the grace on this thread.

E don do eyin monitoring spirit.

PrecioussB:
Thank you so much God bless you

Oh it's my pleasure dear. God bless you too. I'll let you know when it's sent.

PrecioussB:
Thank you too. I don't know if you're a mod. But please help move to FP so I can get more support

Hi, I'm not a mod. Just a nairalander willing to support. I'll send something.

Ccing the mods to help push to FP: lalasticala, dominique, mynd44

Great initiative by a Nairalander!

Omoluabi16:
If I chop orange seed, tree go grow for my head

If I no get up to 10 godmark/beauty spot, I'll go to hell fire.
Mango and garri kills.
If I'm in trouble. and I manage to pull one hair strand each from my head and eyelash, they'll forget to spank me.

This your own bad ooo. 10 beauty spot kwa
I can relate to the orange and even rice.
Also mango and garri. Chaii. But I think there's something a combination of the 2 does to the stomach though, not just to the extent of being fatal.

That trouble own, I remember we did it to my mum several times. it was fingers crossed. We cross our fingers point to the direction where she is and voila when she come back she no go beat us again o. We thought that was working until one day na.

God bless your kind heart, OP. Kudos to you and your team.

And thanks Seun for sharing this, else I probably wouldn't have seen the thread.

If you cross someone's leg or they cross yours, you'll give birth to a child that looks like them. Something like that. I no remember.

OP, why is this posted in Education section?

Ini Edo AKA crying queen

MichaelDuf:
Learning a lot so far. If you do not mind me asking what do you do on your day job?

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Jintata:
Working well now. Thank you.

Great! You're welcome.

alex81:
Just give him ur no. Lobatan!

Na u go enjoy last last.

excuse you? enjoy what exactly?

Shukusheka:
I'm not special? You don't mean it?

I mean it!

Oh and btw, there's always that one person/group of individuals in a thread that will be party pooper(s). I see they've arrived.

They can proceed with derailing the op's thread, I wont be part of it.

Shukusheka:
Relax Shawty, Relax

Ah welcome back! Shey you now know that you're not special!

Jintata:
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Shukusheka:
Hey Shawty, I see you quoted me yesterday, and quoted me again today. I'm single, you are single. Let's get married.

Awwww you keep track of people that quote you? That's so touching! smh! Go to my posts and see the number of people I quote in a day. You're not special!

galadima77:
Be a little appreciative na and yes he's very special maybe not to you. He only thought you were special that's all!!

Hi,

I'll reply to your mention because you passed your message across reasonably. Fair enough.
See ehn this life is not that hard. People take things too personal and I would expect that my playing around with emoji will make people see my reply differently. As usual, people will read different meanings, hence perception is key!

That said, @shukusheka I'm sure you didn't take my reply personal. I commend your maturity even with the military battalion that trooped in to fight for you Sending you a pm.

PS: The funny thing is, tomorrow I'll still quote some of these people insulting me and not even know they're the ones. You guys need to take life easy.

And Op: sorry for "aiding and abetting" the derailment of your thread.

Shukusheka:
Bros, why are you giving us advantages and disadvantages like you are solving Social Studies school assignment?

Chaiii be nice na. leave the op. e no easy to write

@Op, you have tried. Although I do not agree with most of the things you've written. Nonetheless, you've done well by taking the time to write and share your thoughts. That's commendable!
Stay safe too!

ProudBiafran:
I will do it today as a priority.

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amiibaby:
Thanks for reading thru

Ah my pleasure

Rawhumper:
If you studied literature you would have retraced your lost track .


By the way,can tell the the worst story do you want to go personal so that you can pm or vice versa.

I like your least nightmare,cant imagine how your worst would be like dear.
Come on sweetie...share it plzzxzzzz

Na to dey thank God sey I no study literature be that o.

Bros, I no dey share ooo. Seriously, I'm not ready to share the other stories. I'll pass!

Rawhumper:
Not all persons,figuratively speaking there are some who are worse than mosquitoes dear.

Those who disturb our ear drums with redpill issues

Okay, I'm lost! But it's okay.

Omoluabi16:
hahahaha! you're something else. Secret cult for breasts . This story made me laugh wella, I began to have a mental picture of a pot bellied man struggling for breasts like his life depended on it.
Very true. Na confirm breast abuse
Even if na him fetish, he should've gotten over the thrill now to still want constant sucking. Fake story obviously.

chaiii you wicked

The story funny, but e fit no be zobo oo. I no go dey surprised if na true story. you no see some people comment for the first page? na wetin dem fit do. He probably just needs to learn self control. I hope it's not fetish sha. That will be disgusting if it is. ewwww!

Scaredd:
Nice talk, I do respect her decision. Very rear unlike all the bitches that'll off pant within one week. One is even saying she wants to come over, but it won't happen.

Then you have your answers. Continue your relationship with her and hold tight till marriage. All the best!