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fabuloz1:
Do u know that anytime I'm very sick somebody comes to slap me very hard at my back?
I've once seen the person,he was fair, wearing a white polo
He slapped me very hard and when I woke up, I didn't see him again but I could hear the resounding sound of the slap and the spot where it happened but I won't feel any pain

For real? are you sure its not the drugs you take when you're sick that's causing hallucination?

fabuloz1:
Haaa!! Babes, share nah!

I no dey share o. I will run away from this thread o

Omoluabi16:
hey! open your ministry asap.look

Good morning.. I hope you're cool

no wahala.

Morning. I'm fine thanks. Hope you're too! Regards to mum and the triplets.

dfrost:
Well, I've been fine. Pushing, day-to-day. And you?

That's the spirit. Good to know you're fine. I'm doing okay too. Thank you
Take care and stay safe.

Rawhumper:
You are a beautiful flower dear That will never fade,I don't gel wit u on u fading nah.

God really saved u and I admire ur courage and strength.

Are you still in Abuja?

lol it's a song by Casting Crown. Besides it's true. Our journey on earth is short compared to what eternity's got in store for us.

Thanks! Yes God saved me.

No longer in Abuja.

Rawhumper:
Wow like seriously?

I guess she was d one,it was no coincidence.

You said d least u could share,now tell d worst you can share with me...share! Share!! Share!!!

Plzzzzzzz!!!!

Ahhhh bros, make we just leave am for there. I can't share more.

Joeeasy:



Please share more

I no dey share ooo. I'll pass.

Explorers:
Been a while sis.

Yes sir. Trust you're doing well, and family too?

Stay safe.

Lawly:
Na through jealousy witchcraft dey start and that's why witches and wizards are never progressive.
At least we all know her as you can see in the comments. But who are you? who knows you?
Na you actually needs to be tamed so that we don't have another witch plaguing our society.

What did I carry, what did you throw? Are you alright?

Where in my comment did you see jealousy?

Please don't quote me again!

Shukusheka:
MrSensor, it seems your brain has been censored.


Pikin just begin dey grow, you no think about career for am. education nko? Mba! Na marriage your brain go first. Ekpogfem.

Chaiii NL

Ancient Words


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouTgX9hcwk4

Offpoint:
You broke the rules of the game *Never choke your chicken to death, once it puke let it breath*
. You've damaged nerves on your Dickson, see a good surgeon to help operate on you and restore your chicken back.

Jesus heals a lot of things, I don't think Jesus will heal unmarried dick no matter how genuine your repentance is... You may relapse if he heal your dick.
Pray your lost glory to be restore, but your dead dick will have to wait after you marry before Jesus will look into it.

You should be glad your dick is temporarily dead, you don't know how lucky you are and the troubles God had saved you from.

In my opinion, a simple guy without a functioning dick is the most blessed human being on the planet. 98% of our problems as men is our dick.

As per Jesus spokesman na

Guy you kolo small o. But sense dey wetin you talk.

adadike:
I don't even understand the food sef. Fish Bone, raw beef and small boiled cocoyam with bleached red oil abi wetin be that? Biko, give me fresh fish nsala soup, anytime any day.

The food wey OP post resemble ebo abi.

Chaiii you're in the spirit. Ofe nsala 27k go make pass 10 medium sized bowls.

Olorun ma je ka su owo na

Btw, Explorers: your consistency is commendable.

erad:
Like...
How carelessly sick some people can be.
I feel mark angel should report and block such people though.
Overlooking in this sort of situation might not be the best action to take.
Silence can as well be indulgence.

Hmmm true. Before people do these things, they already preconceive the ideas, so someone like this should be tamed before things get out of hand.

Look at one of them here. He should also be tamed.

MrSensor:
A hand in Marriage is on the corner for her.

[quote author=Kingsteve post=89484386][/quote] I'm not even joking.

Omoluabi16:
Na dem dem awon Dye ba faya Which prayer mountain we go visit na onto curfew matter

make we faya prayer for house egbon. tell me when to start prayer, make I start.

Read John 4 vs 21 to 24

“Woman,” Jesus replied, “believe me, a time is coming when you will worship the Father neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem. You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews. Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in the Spirit and in truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks. God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in the Spirit and in truth.”

Rawhumper:
Plz share! Share! Share! Share!

Plzzzzz i love this thread

lol this thread still dey

bros, no let me share abeg.

The least I can share is that when I was little, (maybe around age 4 or 5) our housemaid turned to a cat (or at least that's what we saw) in the middle of the night. I am not joking, I will never forget how my mum prayed that night.

PS: maybe she turn to cat, maybe she no turn, but how do you explain my mum coming to wake us up in the middle of the night, and she saw a cat lying where our maid sleeps? Before she could turn to call my dad, and bring a Bible our maid was back.

Tajbol4splend:
Maybe she cheated, ta l'omo

Ahhh! I dont support cheating. But sey person cheat mean sey make you beat am? Nawa ooooo

E wo tun ni designer food? Na comb I dey see for inside the "food" plate so?

Na real "carrosale". Carol should carry her sale to somewhere else.

ikh777:
Pls if you have nothing TANGIBLE TO SAY, KINDLY BE SILENT.

Which LIFE is in Naija? Which life are you seeing in naija that you want to have expectancy.?


Pls do not annoy me.... THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR NAIJA(Not even in 2023) IF THINGS DO NOT CHANGE POSITIVELY THIS YEAR.

Where is the REAL Buhari? Why is Aso Rock empty?

And you are here speaking of life expectancy as though you do not know how naija is exploiting corona virus for getting funds and falsifying details about COVID-19.


Pls you are not helping matters. Do you know naira to dollars has fallen to almost 500? who expected it to happen before 2023? Pls don't speak without proper understanding that there is NO LIFE here in Nigeria.

Op, why are you like this? You don make this bros vex now. I no like am o

Masonkaycares:
Before and after pictures of the wife kee me with laff

you dey alright so?

jantofubu:
Maybe, but there's no justification for physical assault of this degree on a woman you ve spent most of your life with

There's no justification for physical assault of any degree.

This is terrible!

we were told the young shall grow

Growth is constant and part of life.

Btw, who's that pervert?

dario078:
If you don't know who the "pervert" is, it means you don't watch her skits and you shouldn't have commented.

Mumu!

What's wrong with you people?

For the sake of people like you who dont read, I will explain just once. The pervert I was referring to is not Mark Angel, you should go back and read the comments in the screenshots, then tell me if you still need more explanation.

myles16:
Lols, na Full FBI mode you use bust the guy

like he come dey chat like man join, him no need the money truly

No mind am.

Glorywap:
VickyRotex I told you am 4 real na Send me moni 4 bottle water na
VickyRotex I told you am 4 real na Send me moni 4 bottle water na

And here's the current picture you stole again. Keep changing the pictures. You think it's funny. I hope someone doesn't impersonate you some day!

myles16:
Lols. That's a big assignment for the guy

Just wire am #50 naira for the bottle water he's been asking for make him free you

Trust me the person no need the money. He's just trolling. If e need am, e no go dey fake account.

I no dey wire even 1 naira.

Glorywap:
VickyRotex I told you am 4 real na Send me moni 4 bottle water na
VickyRotex I told you am 4 real na Send me moni 4 bottle water na

Shey you want to act silly abi? I have your time.

Take a picture of yourself (again, I will know if you use someone else, and I will know if it's photoshop), hold a paper: write today's date, time, your account details on it, and post that picture on this thread.

olaife80:
LMAO....U no get chill at all see how you burst the guy..

lol people too dey lie for this forum. if person truly need money, you no go dey hide under false moniker.

Blessnelly:
4 real?

Yes, the account is fake and the pictures are stolen.

Omoluabi16:
haaa! Vicks you dey do COVID giveaway. Make I drop make you aza me too? I get triplets for house and my wife breast no bring water. Oya shower me with blessings

Omoluabi! I no do giveaway ooo. who I be?

Baba triplet, no worry we go fire prayer. her breast must bring water/milk by force. nothing wey prayer no fit do o.