₦airaland Forum

Caleycash:
Shhh don't tell anyone please... Nigeria is gonna split soon, watch out!!

No, she won't!

3 different orders within an hour.

These people just dey take us dey play Ludo

Anyways, in less than/ 10 days this Seasonal film go end.

3 different orders within an hour.

Kiloun se awon people yi?

This one don pass seasonal movie.

And ehmmmm 10 petitions against Imo ministerial nominee these people wicked o

Build your Self-Esteem.

"I am happy to announce that I have put full-stop to my national team career for the sake of national peace.”

And they keep using that line.

Something is wrong

kay29000:
Let me explain the number thing. My number; 080-27794635 has been banned for life from nairaland. If I had typed it without that dash in between, this account would have been automatically banned for like 3 days. So, when I say I 'mistakenly type' my number, what I mean is that, someone might ask me a question, and want to get my number, and with an absent mind, I would just reply with my number, and BAM! I would be automatically banned. You don't know how annoying and heartbreaking that can be.

Do you know what they call "Anti-Spambot"?

Go read about it.


Still waiting for you to deactivate sha.

kay29000:
And how did you get here? How did you get to this post so far? Are you a mod? One of the mods that have been making life measurable for me on Nairaland (someone banned my number from Nairaland for life. Once I type it in mistakenly in any post, I get banned for a couple of days). With all i contribute to this forum daily, and amassing hundreds of likes daily on my comments, I get treated like bull crap.

lmao!!!

Mod bawo? Anyone can see your post. Must I be a Mod before I can view your thread?

Seems you dont even know how NL operates.

Dude, accept your mistakes, correct them and move on. It looks childish, saying you wanna deactivate your account cos you were reprimanded. SMH!

Btw, how can you say "You mistakenly type in your Phone number" You do it intentionally!

kay29000:
I have three accounts, and I want to deactivate them all...why would I want open another? Don't worry, you can enjoy your Nairaland now, the bad guy is gone.

@bolded, Happy to Miss you!

lol. So you wanna deactivitate? SMH!

Well, that doesnt mean you won't open a New Account.

We're used to that Stunt here.


And Oh Yes, Your posts will be intact.

Ko kan mi!!!


The Gele

kay29000:
Thanks...You got me banned till next year. This is my other account. Did I mention any names? And did I lie? So, this is like a dictatorship now? Anyway, it is all good.

Hey! Watch it! Did I report your post?. Se.un isn't blind to see your comments, neither are the Mods blind to see it.

We all know you were referring to Se.un, except you dont wanna be truthful to yourself.

And yes you lie! A good thing he has replied you. The fact that he doesn't make it pronounced, doesn't mean you should conclude.

You're welcome!

reubenobi:
abeg o,wetin d pikin do for davido?

""Days ago, a fan tweeted the photograph of a little boy, a street hawker called Abubakar, and asked Davido to contribute to the little boy’s future.""

Alright, cool!


Abubakar, Congratulations!!!

kayo80:
Nice move. I love it when celebrities give back. Not like one Nigerian website owner that his name starts with the 19th letter of the alphabet and end with 14th letter, who doesn't like to give back.

Mods!!!

Teethy Company!!!

IYANGBALI:
O sii oko do. Vickyrotex I hope you are reading this?pls learn from it,Jesus is coming soon

Yaba left no try for you atall

Truckpusher:
See dem bad belle people.

Na fear casshh me

IYANGBALI:
iwo na shiooooooooooor

IYANGBALI:
he pain am die

Shiooo

IYANGBALI:
oro na dun wo inu ara

You wish!!!!

IYANGBALI:
another film trick. Very soon now some boys go carry vickyrotex,ishylove,mukina2,freeglobe,edwife and rokiatu go inside market go propose to dem and dem go dey happy say somebody propose to dem,mtcheeeeeew

Shey ogbadun sha? Mi ro be

IYANGBALI:
see your mouth,where you dey when Southampton take una play ludo?

Shattapppp!!!!

IYANGBALI:
I know say edwife and vickyrotex must come market today

Yes oo. I come ooo

Blue Blood!!!

CHELSEA for Life!!!

2 and 5 Tautology. The rest

"Sometimes, God delays these things to bless other aspects of your life"

Dklef:
Thats ok. Btw,
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.iam rapper drizzklef. E remain small for me to blow. Plz help my carrier

What type of ""Carrier""?

Carelessness!

May his soul find rest.

sugah:
Then you should do something about her "unemployed situation". You know not all relationships should lead to marriage. Relationships should be about what you can offer to the next person, not really what you want from them. If you have the wherewithal to empower her (a lil from your seven figure salary), you should do that. Empowerment doesn't necessarily have to be about giving her money. While she is waiting to be employed, does she have any passions that can fetch some form of income from? Have you talked her into getting anymore educational qualifications that would give her an edge against the other millions of graduates being churned out from schools? Does she have a business plan that you can finance? You should help her.
Even if she doesn't end up being as financially independent as you want her to be and end up marrying the other broad, she would never forget you and how you touched her life(as long as sex isnt involved).

Is there a way to like a comment 100 times? Thumbs up!!!

May wisdom never elude you!

IYANGBALI:
try dis with vickyrotex,rokiatu,mukina2,freeglobe or ishylove your own don finish be dat

Explorers:
Vicky u not getting any younger.

Yes! and you too

Explorers:
12. Pen having different ink colours.

I don old, no be lie

I wore that rubber and simbi shoe.

Sile, nice one.