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CaroLyner:
Catholic?

No but do observe it in my church too

[quote author=CaroLyner post=55422305]Catholic?[/quote






No but do observe it too in my church

oyinkinola:
...it's not a joke, no human being can cross that line!

So na internet babalawo u b oooo

oyinkinola:
hahahaha!
.....Vicolan!
don't worry about them!
biafran who is chasing me, were chasing shadow!
(ohun ase!)
o gbo bi Babalawo temi se fenu rere kifa ni?
o ni mo ba gunugun lori ajere to difa!
mo nifa kilo nda, o nifa ajipori eni nibi!
mo si ba daba lori orisa to ndibo, mo nibo kilo ndi, onibo ajipori eni nibi!
mo ba apataparapa lori apata to nfotun jawe, to nfosi jawe, mo lewe ki lo nja, o newe ajipori eni nibi!
gbogbo biafran to banporimi nibi, okookan lomo owo yo!
ibi nio maa sele loode won!
Oyinkinola!

This is brutality to the Biafra oooooo.....lol

CaroLyner:
Lool How

Happy palm Sunday dear

Shina Rambo is a former bandit who terrorised South-West Nigeria in the 1990s. After serving jail-time for his crimes, he was converted by an evangelist and became a Christian evangelical pastor. Shina Rambo now Mathew Oluwanifemi was a name that sent shivers down the spine of people who lived in the South West of Nigeria and even outside Nigeria, like Benin Republic and neighborhood, in the 1990s.

He was a hardened criminal, a terror and killer, one whom men of the security agencies will never forget in a haste.

A man mountain, towering about 6 ft 5inch, well built, dark skinned and sweltering eyes, he carried out his operations, like a movie, in the broad day light, with
sophisticated weapons, and bullet belts and explosives strapped roundabout him. He specialized in robbing exotic cars on highways and robbing banks. Nothing could stop him, not even security operatives, he was totally invincible. He was Shina Rambo!

BIOGRAPHY

He was born in the year 1958 to a military man who was a bad egg in the service. His father was from Abeokuta in Ogun state, but his mother was a native of Sabongida–Ora in Edo state. His father had over 18 wives. He recalls, “I remembered when I was about 7 years old, my father came home with a lot of money, foreign currencies, with blood on it, and they were using something like a woman’s scarf to wipe it, then I asked him, is this an animal’s blood, or human blood? But he wouldn’t answer me, they were just drinking, smoking, and merry making.

HOW IT ALL STARTED

”Shina was already indoctrinated into the underworld by his father at a tender age of 7 without him knowing it, as he would sit in front of his son, to dismantle and assemble all sorts of weapons and then polishing them in preparation for an operation.

This went on for so long till one day, little Shina, entered into his father’s room while he had stepped into the toilet, and saw a dismembered gun on the floor. He sat down in front of it, and bit by bit, he had assembled it effortlessly in no time at all. His father came out of the toilet, and saw his son, with a loaded gun in his hands.

Shina flashed back and said, “That day my father was so disappointed, that he wanted to kill me, he grabbed the gun from my hand and shot straight at me, but I miraculously escaped out of the room. Then he waited for me to be less alert at night he came to my room with a machete and tried to behead me, but once again, I escaped, but the machete caught my left leg (he rolled up his trouser to show us the large scar, that made everyone sighed in pity). It cut me so deep I thought I was never going to walk again.

That day I knew I had graduated, all that was left was to pull the trigger, and I was so eager.
Shina Rambo became so notorious in no time, and was hell
bent on succeeding in his career as an armed robber, that he went through any length to secure spiritual powers for fortification.

To the extent of pounding over 27 live new born babies in the mortar with a pestle, cutting off about 100 human tongues and cooking them to eat, visiting the spiritual river called river of life in Ogoja, Cross Rivers State, living in an Iroko tree for days, and sleeping in the cemetery.

He was given a spiritual wife who always followed him for any operation, she dressed like an Alhaja, people thought she was human, but she was a spirit, that was why they never saw her face. He said she was his personal driver, that she could drive from Nigeria to Cotonou, in the speed of light.

Hear him. ”I was involved in so many rituals, that I can’t start naming them now, I was so powerful, I went underground, inside trees that looked like a city, a lot of beautiful houses inside the tree, I had my own too. I went into a river called River of life in Ogoja, where a lot of politicians and wealthy men used to come.
I had several personalities, I could change my form whenever I wanted to, that’s why the police were busy killing innocent people, and thought they were killing Shina Rambo.The 9 herbalists that gave me that power, I became stronger than them, one day I went to their shrines, and killed all of them, so that they don’t reveal my secrets.


I had too many powers; my spiritual wife could drive any car in this world or out of it, no police vehicle, or anyone for that matter, could ever chase and catch me during an operation. She was out of this world, and when she had completed her operation, they took her away from me. I could give anything to get powers, and the elders knew, so they also gave me anything I wanted. I once beheaded hundred men, and gave them the heads fresh, they were so happy with me that they made me invincible.
No matter the kind of bullet you shot at me, it was just like pure water on my body. I could give anything to get power, but of all the things I did to get power,the one that still breaks my heart the most, is sleeping with my mother. My father is dead now, but my mother is still alive, and she lives with me she is 85 years old. Whenever I set my eyes on her, I just start crying. I can’t bear it.

He would go to police stations, in broad daylight and kill every policeman there, drive to check points and open fire on every policeman on duty, he didn’t like the police at all, and was never afraid of them, he operated in broad day light armed to the teeth looking like Johny Rambo, in the popular Sylvester Stalone movie, “First Blood”.

He once robbed 40 exotic cars in one day and drove all of them in a convoy, from Lagos to Cotonou, unstopped. He was powerful; he was wealthy, and impenetrable. He was a tin god, apparently belched from the very arroyo hell, we all dreaded him.

He had a wife and three children, but he lost all of them in one day during a bloody police raid whilst he was away on operation. His wife was his stabilizing factor his life changed afterwards. He says “my wife was everything to me, I was forbidden by the elders to sleep with any other woman apart from her.

I could gather about 50 women around me in a hotel, and they will just be playing with me. We would smoke, drink, and sniff cocaine, I will give them money but I will never sleep with them. I will go back home to my wife and sleep with her. That was why the police never caught me. She knew my job, she knew what I was and I never left them alone at night, I operated in the day time and go back home to my family at night.

I had everything, I was very wealthy, I sometimes spent 50 million naira in a day, I did that a lot. There was one day that we were coming from an operation and it seemed as if my powers were going to fail me, the police and the army were almost closing in on us, so we had to drive into a crowd and threw millions of naira in the air, there was commotion, everybody was busy picking naira notes even the police, until we escaped.

I was too rich, but anything the devil gives you never lasts, he will collect more from you, it’s only the devil that will give you Fila, (cap) and ask for Iro and Buba (wrapper and top). I lost everything, all the money, my family; I was so powerful the police couldn’t catch me but I lost it all. I had to surrender myself to the police and I was arrested and jailed for 11 years.

While I was serving my jail term in Agodi prisons, Ibadan, Prophet T.O Obadare came visiting, and having been encouraged several times by the Christian brothers and sisters in the prison to give my life to Christ, he prayed for me and converted me, and changed my name to Oluwanifemi, and it was so miraculous, the next day I woke up and started speaking in tongues. It was during the time of President Olusegun Obasanjo, that we were granted freedom.

God is indeed wonderful. He has sent many people to their early grave without repentant of their sins. They will go to hell and him having given his life to Christ will go to heaven when he dies. How do we judge that?

CaroLyner:
No problem

Oya come n meet me privately for d test jhhh

Oyin.....Oyin....Oyin....How many time did i call you ooo..Look ur back those Biafra are chasing u ooooo......I don run ooo

CaroLyner:

But we have to do test oooooo. #wink

CaroLyner:

But we have to do test oooooo. #wink

CaroLyner:
Naaah We team virgin#

Lolzzz u ehn....I trust u jare dear!!!!

Na today.........

ijayebonyi:
Alright please. Guess i don't know any other way to make you understand

Lolzz u just have to ...........

ijayebonyi:
You're a very pretty woman, allow men dig out the treasure and stop advertising it

Dig out what treasure... I'm not understanding u oooh

bantudra:
leadership........'...not realy...jonathan is just useless,thats all....do you think fee dee fee dont want to see a prosporous and funktioning nation??...do you understand how much it costs to maintain a political party in the world....??

people invest their hard earn monies in political parties.......its not cheap....


ohhhhhh my....you suppose to know that,,,,..

you think sheriff will just come in fee dee fee invest money and you can easily tell him to get lost!!!!?....are you serious??..

I see ,you personally have hatred for GEJ...Well that's ur view bcz I can't still fathom why?

bantudra:
why should he be in in time their when its about jonathan??......jonathan want to contest again in 2019 and sheriff is against it...its not hard to understand whats played around here...

jonathan doesnt have the respect of sheriff...

sheriff will go the way of obansanjo and take the ol fee dee fee with him................his investment.....you biafrans are weak politicians....

Last i checked I nva mentioned anything like Biafra in my chat and for ur info am not one.So back to ur reply So Sheriff's attitude was a sign of a great leadership. Gaskiya bro u need serious rest......

dunkem21:
You came late after the opening remarks and wanted to preside over the meeting

Clown

E tire me oooo...Meeting scheduled to hold by 2pm n u r coming after 3pm....Is that a good example of a Good Leader This Man is a joke!!!!

Nwodosis:
Talk is cheap, must every woman marry? If your sister is of her age and single, will you be comfortable seeing her in that state?

Bro free those guys...Some are just daft in thinking....

adorablepepple:
This one definitely sort lecturers while in school

Thought as much too

babdap:
FAYOSE should have learnt from his mentor Donald John Trump that any attempt to frustrate Islam would be resisted.

Guy don't say what u don't kwn ....When Aregbe demolish a big church in Osogbo in d name of road construction nothing happened so since its for their health let they do the needful... #Simple

Aunty Totoh pls rest for this matter naw......Once beaten twice shine be your case oooh

annnikky:
My dear I tire for some people

To think of it how IPOB matter take relate the over threading self?... So people really needs orientation.......

Declare this Group as terrorist naw

annnikky:
Y do u guys like bringing in tribalism in all ur comments, wat brought about IPOB issue in this thread, na wah for some people sha

Na dem sabi oooo

Thank God u kwn say na una sins plenty ooo.....When former Governor Yerima dey marry underaged girl from Egypt.....

annnikky:
My dear, d guy just dey behave like his boss kinsmen

The same trait dear

annnikky:
Have they terrorise u or ur household before

Ur buharist kinsmen are there destroying d con3, causing havoc here n there n u won't call on him to do something about it, u're here drinking paracetamol for another prsn headache

U even get time to dey reply dt Jahdist oooo

annnikky:
U're too old to rule Nigeria, this con3 is too big for u so it needs vibrant man n not a dullard to take d resposibility so allow those that has four sight besides ur score is too low, d best u can do for ya self is to retire so that ur family can take proper kia of u

Lolzzz mk bubu catch u ehn

Its irritate me bajee

odimbannamdi:
If we had female prophets and judges in the days of old, i see why not

Tell me any dt officiated wedding ceremony backed then

That's our heritage!!! Though i no gbadun d Mr Hafusa oo