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makydebbie:
just small na...because its morning oo

saw your pic I don't think yo brain is strong enough, b4 u go slap ya mama

LaJose78:
creative lyk hw? saying some sweet words to her? i tink dts wasting of time, i like going str8 to d point.

ok see what straight to d point has fetched u pttf!!

makydebbie:
make you gimme small drink na...

diz morning naim u want small drink, Idikwa ok?

MrCork:
...ladies Dont swaaar...pls stop swaaaarin. Wot is agadagaga nwoke?

bitchcrafts:
That sounds weak game to me tho, more like lacking in confidence and experience. Why I assumed op and his chase, some early teens. He reeks that!

bitchcrafts:
Weak game is the title. Hasty? Checks time

hasty: asin he just went straight to d point

LaJose78:
There is dis girl in my area i like nd av been looking for the opportunity to speak to her. Fortunately for me this evening when coming from work, I saw her alone walking nd I followed her nd approached her. This was how our convo went, (please take ur time to read the following).

Me: hi, gud evening.

Girl: gud evening; wht can i do for u?

Me: what is ur name?

Girl: mariam.

Me: where are u going?

Girl: to shop?

Me: i just wanna c u for something important.

Girl: I don't av tym nw...maybe later.

Me: no, I won't take much of ur tym.

Girl: ok.

Me: honestly mariam, there is something av always wished to tell u .

Girl: what is that?

Me: i like u so much and i want to date u cos av been watching u for a long time nd u are someone I like.(her facial expression change)

Girl: pls is that all u av to say?

Me: yes, nd wht do u av to say to that?
(she starts leaving)

Girl: maybe another tym.

Me: but how are we gonna see now?

Girl: what is it sef, I said I don't av time now.

Me: OK sha...c u another time.

chaii! OP u've got a weak game and you're too hasty

Cutehector:
oh my gosh wah sort of damned face is that.. see teeth be like egyptian mummy

Cutehector:
Mchew


I thought she even sent u a pic of her kitty.

Ïlegend u r a learner

baba don't mind him, is his first time

BoiledHead:
I don't want to go on the street. I want something different than that. The ones on the street are not just ok.

For now I'm off the streets

BoiledHead:
Yes sir

ok! Get on d street man, if yo dat desperate

iamdurent:
Bro, spacebooking aint cool.

iamdurent:
BUT its not okay for gay men to harrass straight men.
A Straight man wud stop a woman on d road to start talking poo, but when a gay man does d same to him, he starts lamenting. why?

which country are u in??

cruzita:
the man at the back is not putting on his eye glass in the second pic

dammn it!! U've observed well

BrideOfDracula:
No sorry, I don't have that kind of love. Plus people can be so ungrateful & backstabbing. Imagine me sitting there being shanked on a daily basis, while he's out shacking up with another chic. So it's so much better when each owns up to their own shìt & we call it a day.

dammn!! U sucha badass!!