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Women in this forum know I know and understand them very well.I must preach this gospel til men learn to do the right thing.

Can you imagine?


I'm telling this to my brothers who value pussies like dollars.

In your absence your wife/partner throws body language to another person.


In your absence they replace you with a biger dick.


In your absence they treat another man like angel.


In their offices their pussies belongs to their boss/to their junior staff who fhuck them in the toilet.



Women causes unnecessary quarels to get an excuse to fucck another dick.


Men, divorce all your wives/separate from your girlfriends to avoid eternal heartbreak.

Can you imagine?

Pls how can I eat this?

There is no way unless miracle happen.Start treating dementia-causing diseases like Alzheimer.

I met my boss wife who always throw me body language til we started romancing with handsome corps member today.

People say I resemble Elvis Presley and iam cute and charismatic, but this guy beat me by a whole hell.


That is why I say pussies are all useless regardless of their origin

Mom called me this afternoon to go take some vegetables, pepper and soup ingridients so my cousin sister will prepare launch.On my way I met a girl who resemble one of my students.As I stopped her and inquiring about her I noticed she was 23, 4yrs ahead of me.After that, this lady begged me for money.What I hate is when a useless pussy stares into my eyes just to please me.I told her that even if she sell me she will not get as much as 50 naira.



All pussies are beggars.




Pussies and begging are like 5and6.

Hello everyone, my name is Victor Divine and I don't like the following foods as they sometimes makes me nauseatated or cause me severe stomach pain or headache.


honey

milk

mango

coconut rice

yam

beans

banana

fanta

pineapple

dadawa a black and local smelling seasoning

poke

guava

cooked egg

stuck/crayfish

corn

bitter leaf soup

waterleaf soup

fried sweet potato

any soup that there is groundnut

garlic

soy bean

Imagine I went to NEPA office and they were using generator and were complaining that there was no NEPA.I went to police station and they were to close by 6pm because of security challenges.I went to the hospital and Doctors were on sick beds without solutions to there problems.I went to a billonair's house and he ordered his cooks to cook his money for breakfast because fulani brought their cows to eat up his farm and he has no food left.

Can you imagine?

Just imagine one stupid hausa man harassing my mother right in her shop in the market.I was maaaddd!!! I ran straight to one igbo man shop, I once taught his daughter....She likes me like fuck_ always calling me her best teacher.He is known popularly as Sony P.This man came and beat the hell out of that useless man.


His children were even threatening me but my response to them was "Your threats would make sense if only you think I give a damn about them".

Click the link below

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2022/jul/20/biden-climate-crisis-emergency-us-politics-latest-live&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwi9nvHuzIj5AhVRhqQKHRfQDysQxfQBegQIAxAC&usg=AOvVaw1EXezmNDl8cPDiMUvp7rij

"Favourite friends show up when things are rosy...Good friends show up when things are rocky"_VDB



"What does not hurt for a life time does not hurt me for a moment"_VDB


"It's your obligation to vote...It's my duty to work"_VDB



"Better never than ever prepared"_VDB



"The eyes can see but can't see themselves"_VDB



"Conclusion without confirmation is a wrong password"_VDB


"Desire is a fire that burns with no limit of the flame"_VDB



"Doubt is the first chapter in the book of failure"_VDB



"For an end to exist, there must be a begining"_VDB



"Fear is at your own rist...Faith is at your own expense"_VDB



"Vote is your obligation Vetoe is mine"_VDB



"It's easy to make it in life but it's hard to fullfil a dream"_VDB



"I am looking beyond making it in life.I am looking at something special because I have a mission to fullfil"_VDB



"Decisions are made by men not by weapons.The people must command all the weapons, that way,no weapon can ever be used to command the people"_VDB

I'm Victor Divine Barde known by my initials VDB.I was born and raised in Jalingo, Taraba.The quotes/sayings you would be reading here are literally the invention of my thought pattern/mindset and experiences...Feel free to critique any quote at anytime.As long as I live this thread will be updated with more of my quotes/sayings.

QOTES/SAYINGS


"Life is a journey that ends where it begins"_VDB



"I'm not replicating the acts of foolishness out of foolishness.Only the wise knows when to be foolish"_VDB



"My obsession is not to see my enemies strung up by their heels but bow by their knees"_VDB



"Do the needful first or else you will risk doing the needless"_VDB

"We are bound to be born and we are born to be bound"_VDB



"If you think I will use my power to enforce or to favour the LGBTQ community, sorry you didn't vote the right guy"_VDB



"Iron sharpeneth iron not iron sharpeneth stone"_VDB

Pls guys help me ruminate over this.
For almost a month now I've been obsessed with Michael Jackson and later discovered Iam so much into him.I love that guy so much and it's becoming unusual.

Everyday i must watch his videos "Human Nature" and "You Rock My World" then i listen to his "Give In To Me" all the time.

What is scaring me now is that i always see him appear to me in my dream.

Today i dreamt i was somewhere and MJ came out from a very dark building and told me that he want me to work for him.He put his hat on my head, a black hat and gave me a white handkerchief.He said he will make me like he was but that i will die at 49 and meet him where he is now.

Iam scared! Pls how do i do away with all this? And what does this dream mean?

JaimieRobertz:
Is that the only thing I need to work on, and is every other thing okay?

Contact @Greattestman for mock interview

Why are you guys mentioning Nigeria? Is Nigeria a country? Nigeria is a zoo and the politicians herein are animals.

Guys! As you all know me to be a staunch LOVER of America and future U.S president, I'm back.Am I welcome here?

Americans are smart...They may seem like turning against Ukrain just to play Putin to failure.

Putin bots...Over to you, come and jubilate.

If it is China's Xi Jinping no worry.Them sabi bark like dogs wey no fit bite...No be today.

Putin the coward is going to visit Ebrahim Raisi another coward.

Kai! The fire and heat no dey reach Russia ne?

See long epistle...Bullshit!

Tell this to putin bots and they will cut off your head.They choose to masturbate on the lies that suit their narative.I can see putin crying blood in the nearest future.

I'm back to Nigeria to write my post utme exams.Momma is doing well.
I'm happy with the message my uncle sent to me.
Thanks to Jesus

Beautygoddesss:
i will do just that.thanks baby

You are welcome baby, so how was your day?

Beautygoddesss:
i can see that.tel that dickjo to stop mentioning me everywhere its nt funny baby

I will...but if u ignore him he will stop.

Beautygoddesss:
kill u how which thread is that?

The post i made about my uncle who sent me 30k.go to family section and see.

I hate nonsense!!! Mods, if you don't want me here in Romance Section kindly tell me to find the next exit instead of deleting my post and banning me all the time.


What's wrong saying igbo girls have yam legs and bears together with big belle I just expressed my opinion and you remove my post.Mods,be warned coz I won't warn you again!

Beautygoddesss:
nawa since morning wat happened?

I was charging the phone.People want to kill me in family section.

Beautygoddesss:
hey bae

Hae bae!