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Too much drama already. When will they settle down to work?

C505:
When u live in a cave, do u seem to bother about neighborhood?

You live in a cave?

Tydies:
I use to be The Really Mysterious Neighbour until dey called a meeting because of me. They tot I was a fugitive.

They called a meeting because of you? Na wa oh!

Staying in a neighbourhood gives you the chance to meet different types of people and learning to deal with them.
You will definitely find your neighbour among the list below.

1. Parentless kids.
There is always sound of yelling kids from their house. Their parents are never at home. They are basically noise makers.

2. The Over-friendly Neighbour
They make your business, their business. You like it or not. These are typically the neighbours who will literally stay in your house and wouldn’t even mind helping you out with your daily chores. They don’t know where to draw the line and end up being over friendly. More often than not they cross the line. These neighbours want to know everything about you, your family, how much money you earn every month, where you make all your investments and your spending patterns. They want to know it all without even once thinking that these are personal and you are not comfortable sharing them.

3. The Really Mysterious Neighbour There’s is never any noise coming from his apartment. However, the only dialogue you ever had with this type of neighbour probably consists of “Hello!” and “Nice weather today, huh?” You’ve probably noticed that the really mysterious neighbour comes back home either late at night or early in the morning. And he doesn’t appear to be drunk which makes things even weirder. You have no idea where he goes, what he does and whether you should be worried that he might be a criminal or not. You better stick to just ‘hello’ when talking to this neighbour and never ask him anything because you know what happened to the curious cat, right? It became a victim of its really mysterious neighbour.

4. The fighting couple.
These neighbours fight with their spouse in the open and keep throwing offensive words at each other. They just disturb the peace of the neighbourhood.

5. The Copy Cats – The Me Too Neighbours
If you are noticing a pattern of your neighbours having the same things you possess from quite some time now, then you can rule out the option of it being a sheer co-incidence – it’s called copying. These are the type of neighbours who have no clue about what they want to buy and would just end up buying/doing the same set of things that you do, just to fit in. They would scan everything in your home if invited for a chat and there you go a replica of it would be in theirs too.

6.The Constant Borrowers
It’s a pleasant Saturday morning and you hear somebody knocking at your door. Surprise! The same neighbour who keeps asking you for something or the other is here again asking you for a cup of sugar. These are the neighbours who make complete utilization of the word “HELP” and would constantly keep borrowing things from you. If you have these type of neighbours consider adding a separate list in your monthly budget called “Neighbours list”!

7. Alcoholic neighbour.
Someone is knocking at your door and picking your lock at 1am in the morning? Oh, wait, it’s just your alcoholic neigbhour who is once again at the wrong door. Someone puked on your doorstep? Who was it this time – the alcoholic guy next door.

8.The Party Freak.
These are most likely young people who love to go out for parties and always invite their friends over for a party in their house. The sound of loud music and loud voices is the proof that they are at it again.

9. The Problem Creators
These neighbours are just too finicky about everything you do from moving a chair at your home to having a social event at your home-every single thing of your action bothers them and are waiting to gun you down! They are the ones who are unhappy about everything about their neighbourhood and would constantly keep bickering.

10. The Passive neighbor.
This one is just there. He doesn’t make noise nor look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone and just takes life as it comes. He just a jolly good fellow.

Can you see your neighbor in the list?

philfrey08:
The certification I have online are business specialisation courses.

They expect me to go and pay 10million to go business schools.

Why not take different courses online that make up the business courses with less than a 100k with verfied certificates.

Please can you give me the website(s) of the school where you took the certificate courses. Is it Coursera? I will appreciate a quick response. Thanks. I need something to further my knowledge.

NUC can ban all they want. All I know is that they will still unban it one day.

muskham:
A full bred African child has no allergy.

Because e no even see enough food chop, abi?

OK

Good for them

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eleojo23:
Feel free to share how your friends have helped you.

As for me, I don’t use the word 'friend' easily. I would rather refer to someone as a colleague, former classmate or an acquaintance. The word 'friend' is reserved for those who are very close to me. I observe someone for a long time before I make him/her my friend. I prefer quality to quantity so I’d rather have a few meaningful friends than a multitude who will contribute nothing to my life.

ok. You try

But I thought Buhari did not have money?

Yomieluv:
Pushing them to succeed is good,but being too pushy is bad..

At least the pushing is still within the context of the child's ability.

That is the point of the article.

move this to the frontpage. Thanks.

People from other continents often come down with mild to severe allergic reactions to certain foods. Do Africans/Nigerians have such allergic reactions to foods? I don't know anyone who is allergic to any food among my relatives. In my opinion, I think it is rare. Do you have any food allergies?

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Nice and enlightening article I must say. TheRealMrStan, Seun please move this thread to the front page. Thank you.

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SirShymex:
And go out more. Chics are out there looking for fun.

You mean chicken? Oh yeah, the chickens are having fun at my backyard, messing up the whole place with shite and scattering the waste bin with their legs. But you know what? I'll soon be having my own fun with them on the dining table.

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briantext:
Electricity

Most people think that it's the sole responsibility of the federal government to provide that. But I think the state governments can also play a part in achieving stable power supply.

2015 elections is the newest 'song' set to be released soon. It is however yet to be determined whether it is going to be a dirge or a paene. But as we wait, what are the pressing issues in your state that you would want the next governor (or present governor if re-elected) to address? Please note, we're talking about governors here not the president. Don't mention electricity because that one has been an issue before now and it should be in their agenda by default. Please comment responsibly.

Let me bring some names from the family section. They give mature and intelligent opinion on issues. They are aisha2, Carefreewannabe, greatgod2012 and some others that I can't remember now. They have my respect. And how come nobody mentioned the serial thread creator and frontpage 'lord' lalasticlala? If being on the frontpage at least once every week is considered as popularity then that guy is popular.

Thank you.

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