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What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

That she was a Virgin but she believes her hymen may have been broken through fingering

Which of the aforementioned do you feel is the most important part of a relationship??

Go and buy LUDO, buy WHOT, buy SCRABBLE, buy CHESS, buy MONOPOLY, buy RUBIK'S CUBE, buy that game that has six boxes on both sides, even buy DRAFT and keep in your room.

See, That's one of the reason you guys have 9 rounds of sex in 24 hours because you people don't have any other thing to do than have sex once opposite sex visits.

Once you recover from one round of sex, you kick start another one. The only discussion you guys had was "How was the journey? What will I get you for refreshment?"

And since 4 PM yesterday evening, you guys have been on top each other.

Anuohias, come down and do other things. Play games, discuss about businesses, discuss about your future, discuss about Politics.

Don't make sex the only fun thing about your relationship. Trust me, it can't hold your relationship for that long. Be versatile in Fun-filled activities.

#IRESTMYCASE

Spot on Bro, all these would very well have been in an alternate timeline without the transfer ban
#KTBFFH

Bobbystanley:
I share your thoughts man.

As a Chelsea fan,I expected this season to be the worst under the Roman Abramovich Era but it's going the other way.This might not be the best Chelsea team since 2003 but the most exciting considering the fact the the top performers are Academy graduates.

If it wasn't for the appointment of Frank Lampard and the two window transfer ban,

Tammy Abraham would be on loan at Fulham

Fikayo tomorrow would be plying his trade at Middlesbrough on Loan

Reece James would be out there at Vittese Arnhem in the Dutch league

Probably Callum Hodson Odoi would have gone to Bayern Munich.

Mason Mount would have signed permanently for Derby County.

Kurt Zouma would also have signed permanently for Everton.

Lampard deserves every accolade for assembling these young guns and beating our expectations already.

Following the unsurprising exit of Eden Hazard to La Liga giants Real Madrid, whatever apprehension anyone had about Chelsea experiencing a dire season must have been confirmed by the thrashing the Blues were handed at Old Trafford in August.
The young and energetic side outplayed Manchester United but had no one to step up and bang in the goals. After that heart-breaking 0-4 defeat, every Chelsea fan must have jettisoned all hope of their team finishing in the Top 6, let alone picking a Champions League spot.
It was a nightmarish start to their season at the theatre of dreams. Maurizio Sarri, perhaps to evade that gloomy kick-off, abandoned ship and ran to Juventus after just one year in charge at a caving Stamford Bridge.
Eden’s magical boots were migrating to the Bernabeu and could not be immediately replaced as there is a two-window transfer embargo on the club for violating UEFA’s rule on youth recruitment. The Blues signed Christian Pulisic in advance but no one expects the young American to re-enact the prolific Belgian. Left in a hazardous daze, Chelsea were done for and only an insane gaffer would agree to manage the shipwreck.
Several top shots were snubbed in a bid to replace Sarri as Frank Lampard was offered the delicate job. A club legend, the former Chelsea midfielder is the highest goal-scorer in the history of Chelsea. But his managerial horns hadn’t faced a tougher a test than that of keeping second-tier Derby County in the Championship.
It was a road Chelsea never travelled before. And we couldn’t blame anyone, even after Chelsea’s impressive pre-season and Super Cup showing, for expecting nothing from the Blues.
But since that infamous disaster-class at United, the members of Lampard’s healthy mixture of youth and experience have grown from the whimpering boys of the league to potential title contenders.
You heard that right.
Chelsea have won seven, lost two and drawn two of their 11 league games this season. They have also won their last five Premier League games. Lampard was just named best manager for October in which the Blues won all three of their domestic league matches. The team currently lies in fourth place with 23 points – six ahead of fifth-placed Arsenal and eight away from table-topping Liverpool.
If Chelsea continue their impressive run of form, a Liverpool slip-up could blow the title race open and pave the way for Lampard’s boys to give a shot at the coveted trophy alongside Manchester City and Leicester. The whole thing could turn into an exciting four-horse race.
In the Champions League, Chelsea recovered from a painful home defeat to Valencia to deliver impressive back-to-back performances against Ajax and keep the hope of knockout football alive.
And this is all happening in a season the Blues lost their best legs in Eden Hazard and were banned from signing players for two transfer cycles!
Hoping that their transfer ban would be lifted in January, Chelsea have reportedly readied €150 million to sign players and beef-up the team. But that plan, if the club has any, could derail Lampard’s amazing season.
With the transfer doors shut tight, the Blues were left with no choice other than integrating promising loanees and academy products – many of whom have conquered Europe at the youth level – into the senior team.
With nine goals scored so far, 22-year-old Tammy Abraham is dragging the Premier League’s top scorers’ chart with the likes of Sergio Aguero and Jamie Vardy; at 2o, Mason Mount is showing everyone why he, and not lacklustre Ross Barkley, is Lampard’s long-sought replacement; Fikayo Tomori, 21, has stepped up since David Luiz’s last-minute departure to Arsenal; Reece James, 19, is pushing for the chance to succeed captain Cesar Azpilicueta at right-back; 19-year-old Callum Hudson-Odoi is coming through; and Pulisic, 20, is competing well.
Chelsea have scored 43 goals in all competitions this season with 24 of those coming from players not older than 22.
Tireless Ngolo Kante has barely played this season. “Yaya-Toure-esq” attacking midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek is still out injured; so is defender Antonio Rudiger. Pacey left-back Emerson Palmieri is barely fit to play. Still, Chelsea are nowhere near the relegation zone.
This is happening because Chelsea were finally forced to give youth, and a coach who believes in youth, a chance.
If this is the result of a ban, the Blues need a longer spell on the sidelines of the transfer market. I’m hoping FIFA & UEFA won’t let us down.

Arsenal captain Granit Xhaka did not take kindly to the decision to substitute him on Sunday against Crystal Palace, and appeared to tell home fans to "f*ck off" as he left the pitch in a huff.

Xhaka wore the armband for this weekend's clash at the Emirates Stadium, with little sign early on that the afternoon would take a downward turn.

Xhaka's game ended minutes later when he was withdrawn for teenager Bukayo Saka, but the Switzerland international had no intention of going quietly.

The midfielder cupped his ear to the Emirates faithful and waved his arms, while apparently mouthing "f*ck off" to fans after supporters reacted to his substitution by cheering.

He then disappeared straight down the tunnel, having already thrown his shirt to the floor.

Xhaka was elected captain in September throupgh a now infamous blind ballot among Arsenal players, a decision that has attracted criticism in certain circles.

Scott McTominay’s opening goal for Manchester United against Norwich City has seen the Red Devils set a Premier League record as they reached 2000 goals in the division.

The Scotland international midfielder scored midway through the first half to give his team the lead halfway through the first period in United’s Sunday evening visit to Carrow Road.

The goal was the club’s 2000th in the Premier League, and they are the first club to pass that figure.

They opened their account in the competition through Mark Hughes in August 1992.


Andy Cole scored their 500th in the Premier League, during the most famous season of their storied history (1998-99). They reached 1,000 thanks to Cristiano Ronaldo in 2005.

Dimitar Berbatov scored the 1,500th goal in United’s Premier League history six years after Ronaldo’s landmark strike.p pp

Scott McTominay’s opening goal for Manchester United against Norwich City has seen the Red Devils set a Premier League record as they reached 2000 goals in the division.

The Scotland international midfielder scored midway through the first half to give his team the lead halfway through the first period in United’s Sunday evening visit to Carrow Road.

The goal was the club’s 2000th in the Premier League, and they are the first club to pass that figure.

They opened their account in the competition through Mark Hughes in August 1992.


Andy Cole scored their 500th in the Premier League, during the most famous season of their storied history (1998-99). They reached 1,000 thanks to Cristiano Ronaldo in 2005.

Dimitar Berbatov scored the 1,500th goal in United’s Premier League history six years after Ronaldo’s landmark strike.

A young man saw his primary school teacher on a wedding.
He went to greet him with all the respect and admiration.
He said to him:
"Do you remember me, Teacher?"
The teacher said: "No, introduce yourself."
The student said: "I was your student in the 3rd Grade, I am the one who stole the watch of a child in the classroom. I will remind you but I am sure you remember the story."

One of the boys in my class had a beautiful watch, so I decided to steal it.
He came to you crying that someone had stolen his watch.
You asked us to stand so as to search our pockets.
I realized that my action would be exposed in front of the Students and Teachers.
I will be called a thief, a liar and my character will be shattered forever.

You asked us to stand and face the wall and close our eyes completely.
You went searching from pocket to pocket, and when you reached my pocket you pulled the watch out of my pocket, and you continued until you searched the last student.

After you finished you asked us to open our eyes and to sit on our chairs.
I was afraid you will expose me in front of the students.

You showed the watch to the class, and gave it back to the boy, and you never mentioned the name of the one who stole the watch.
You never said a word to me, and you never mentioned the story to anyone.

Throughout my school life, none of the teachers nor the students talked about me stealing the watch.
I thought to myself you saved my dignity that day.

Do you remember me?
How can you not remember me, Teacher?
I was your student and I am sure you remember the story, that I stole the watch and you did not want to embarrass me. This story is unforgettable.

The teacher said: "I can't remember who stole the watch that day, because I searched the pockets of all of you while my eyes were also closed."

Education needs wisdom. We should be able to be such Teachers, such Parents, such Leaders and be able to be for people in such circumstances.
We should always calculate the consequences of our actions.

God bless you

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Mine is #2

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“If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity, but you are not sure you can do it, say yes- then learn how to do it later!”- Richard Branson

SCHOOL rewards people for their memory. Life rewards people for their creativity and ability to solve problems.

School rewards caution, life rewards daring. School hails those who live by the rules, life exalts those who break the rules and set new ones.

Being top of your class does not necessarily guarantee that you would be at the top of life. The world is filled with poor graduates, but rich opportunists.

Kevin Ngo said: “If you don’t make the time to work on creating the life you want, you are eventually going to be forced to spend a lot of time dealing with a life you don’t want.”

Your certificates and degrees are meant to help you garner the experience and expertise needed to fulfill your dreams; they are not your destination.

I have watched pitiably many graduates with degrees and certificates languishing in poverty looking for jobs that don’t exist, while people with keen eyes for opportunities reach the pinnacle of success in the most unlikeliest of ways.

Do you have a graduate or degree holder around you that is poor? I bet you have, as they are everywhere.

I have a very painful truth to dish out to graduates out there: Your degree or certificate is not the cure to poverty; the cure to poverty is your ability to see and seize opportunities.

There are seven reasons why degree holders are poor.

*#1 They Don’t Think Beyond Their Certificates*
Albert Einstein said: “Education is not the learning of facts, but the training of the mind to think.” Have you ever heard of the creativity term, “think outside the box?”

One of the major reasons why most graduates are poor is simply because they cannot see and think beyond their certificates. I have seen engineering graduates work as bankers.

I have seen medical doctors with great skills in web and graphic designs. I have seen lawyers that are very dexterous with finances. The list is endless.

The basic truth of life is that the skills needed to be much sought after and become more successful in life are not really found within the walls of the classrooms.

Your certificate is just a proof that you are teachable; it does not suggest what you are totally capable of doing.

You are full of possibilities when you think beyond your degrees and certificates.

*#2 They Prioritise Their Certificates More Than Their Gifts And Talents*
I have often advised some of my mentees never to leave their gifts dormant, while pursuing and hunting for jobs with their certificates. There must be a complementary balance in the pursuit of your passion and the search for jobs.

Everybody is gifted for something, but the winning edge comes from our ability to work on our gifts and bless the world with it. The very best way to develop yourself is in the direction of your natural talents and interest.

To live a fulfilled and impactful life, we need to work harder on our gift than our job. We need to discover our gift, develop it and sell it. Don’t bury your talent with your certificates.

*#3 Their Certificates Prepare Them For A World That No Longer Exist*
It has been found that most of the skills taught in schools are becoming obsolete in the present world. The world has changed a lot and so are people’s needs.

I was in Dubai some few years ago to attend a conference organised by the British Council, with the theme, ‘Education Fit For The Future: Planning For A Changing World.’

It is poignant to know that the present form of education does not prepare students for the future. Graduates are becoming endangered species in the face of a changing world.

Our archaic methods and approaches of learning are preparing graduates for a world that no longer exist, as we are churning out degree holders every year with certificates that have face value, but no intrinsic worth.

Most institutions are filled up with lecturers and pseudo-educators with lecture notes, methods and approaches that have lost relevance in a changing world.

*#4 They Know Less About Themselves But More About Things*
Certificates and degrees don’t reveal people to themselves; they at most measure our IQ (Intelligent Quotient).

I have often told people that there is no recovery without discovery. A poor man is simply someone that has not discovered himself.

The more you discover yourself, the more you realise the treasures hidden deep within you.

We carry inside ourselves latent treasures that can only be unveiled through self-discovery.

*#5 Certificates And Degrees Can Kill Initiatives*
Degrees and certificates can close up your minds to ideas, while initiatives open it up.

If you are not careful, your degrees and certificates can close up your mind. The purpose of education is to keep your mind perpetually opened towards limitless possibilities.

Fred Smith saw an opportunity for overnight delivery of anything anywhere in the United States (US) and ultra-fast delivery anywhere in the world, and FedEx was born.

It will be interesting to know that Fred Smith got a grade “C” in a Yale economics class for an idea that the professor belittled as unworkable.

Smith’s company became the first American business to make over $10billion in annual profit.

Beginning with just 186 packages delivered the first night, FedEx now delivers in over 200 countries using over 6,030 aircraft, 46,000 vehicles and 141,000 employees.

*#6 Degrees And Certificates Position You To Look For Jobs And Not For Opportunities*
Our certificates and degrees prepare graduates to look for jobs and not open their eyes to life-changing opportunities.

You are not poor because you don’t have a job; you are poor because you are not seeing and seizing opportunities.

Being POOR is simply Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly. What keeps people ahead in life is not their education or degrees; it is simply the opportunity that they seized.

Jobs may be scarce, but not opportunities. As long as there is a problem to be solved, there will always be opportunities.

It is a waste of our education, exposure and experiences if after we graduate from school, all we think about is searching for job.

An enlightened and educated mind should be able to see and seize opportunities.

*#7 Certificates And Degrees Prepare People To Look For Security And Not To Take Risks*
We must be willing to make mistakes and take breakthrough risks. Taking risks and learning from mistakes help us in knowing what works and what do not.

When Thomas Edison was being questioned by a mischievous journalist on how he felt for having failed for 999 times before getting the idea of the light bulb, his response stunned the whole world when he confidently said: “I have not failed 999 times; I have only learnt 999 ways of how not to make a light bulb.”
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Many graduates and degree holders are becoming progressively poor because the skills required in the modern world to get rich are not taught in schools and institutions.

By 2025, we would lose over five million jobs to automation. That means that future jobs would look vastly different by the time many people graduate from the university.

Future jobs would involve knowledge creation and innovation, and people that are only equipped with skills found in the classroom would become Obsolete.

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