wristwatch:
Omo this thread fit make hopeless man get future. E funny die.

Courtesy of
Tosyne.2much
King.tom
English.mart
Alberto2K
Prettythicksme

Alber.to2K and English.mart. Una weldone oo. Awon werey

Bros, dem don thief my fone oooooo

Took a quick nap in my frnd's shop, as I go wake up dem don move my fone

muhammed10:
My ex has done that to me but after discovering her lies, I Bleep hell out of her until she collapse

see mumu o... make I hear say she cry...

KingTom:

I just dey represent my mentor AndyBlaze oh!

you na the boss

Mcowubaba:
Dated her for many years; no SEX (anyway it was a long distance relationship we see like thrice in a year)..she always told me dat she was a virgin,
on dat faithful day wen i tragetted my index to her supposed closed sardine, i found out it was a deep cooking pot..
I was disappointment, my sex nerves shut down immediately (as if my body hear PEACE BE STILL)...
Anyway i wasn't so angry becus i love her nd becus she never actually denied me sex, i was just d 1 dat was forming husband material...........she told me it was her fmr boyfrnd dat had sex with her 2wice=normal story..(but wen i meet her, she told me,i was her 1st love/boyfnd)....i don't knw wat to do with her nw, i love her but she cheated on me...snobs snobs

see this Jonathan u beta amend ur ways n become Buhari...

KingTom:
My story is indeed a pathetic one! In 200 level, I had just discovered that having sex with anything in skirt was my calling . I was giving myself daily doses of Vitamin S

Fast forward! One nice babe called Angelique, in Biochemistry department, she was drop dead gorgeous, nyash big like Zuma rock. I swore to myself, I must nail this ass.

I got close to her, cracked her ribs, she said she loved my sense of humor. She started visiting my hostel, bringing food and all, one day, I don give those useless Ekiti boys quit notice, the guys come clear area, I spray Air freshener tire, because the kin body odour Awet Ayeni get! Chai

When she arrived, we got talking, we laughed, I laughed and my hand landed on her left boob, squeezing my face, I pretended not to know what I was doing, I made more jokes, she laughed and the melons heaved. Chai, she then up and bent over to pick up my picture gallery. I attack that nyash like bulldog! I was squeezing the soft tissues like Fulani milk maid.

Angelique begged and begged, lai lai, she then said d She was a virgin. Oh I said, I have a thing against popping cherries . I let her go.

The next Monday, I strolled through Biochemistry department looking for where our Clinical BCM lecture hall was, one girl whom I had seen with Angelique once, came up to me and asked if it was true that I am impotent? Emi? For what! Who said so? She said Angelique said you were just looking at her, that you could not do anything! Oluwa eh!!!!

I swore revenge! I later told Angelique to come to the hostel, that I need her help, she said ok. I disinfected my room once again, chai Boluwaji and Ayeni na bad combination. when my "virgin" arrived, she had a gown on her, I said please get my textbook. She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! Ijapa Oshi!

tosyne2much, I don comment oh!

dis post gat me laughing in d bus lyk an insane persn. Guy u dey para gan oo, u yansh d gal badly !!

Mcowubaba:
Dated her for many years; no SEX (anyway it was a long distance relationship we see like thrice in a year)..she always told me dat she was a virgin,
on dat faithful day wen i tragetted my index to her supposed closed sardine, i found out it was a deep cooking pot..
I was disappointment, my sex nerves shut down immediately (as if my body hear PEACE BE STILL)...
Anyway i wasn't so angry becus i love her nd becus she never actually denied me sex, i was just d 1 dat was forming husband material...........she told me it was her fmr boyfrnd dat had sex with her 2wice=normal story..(but wen i meet her, she told me,i was her 1st love/boyfnd)....i don't knw wat to do with her nw, i love her but she cheated on me...snobs snobs

see My story is similar to urs... but I stopped loving her I just continued eating out of d cocky jar.... doh she just got married... but she is d best Eva...

tosyne2much:
Bros, dem don thief my fone oooooo

Took a quick nap in my frnd's shop, as I go wake up dem don move my fone

Ah. This is serious! No wonder I dey chat u whey no response.

princesa:

lol, now this one cracked me up

i just hope u dnt brk

tosyne2much:
Bros, dem don thief my fone oooooo

Took a quick nap in my frnd's shop, as I go wake up dem don move my fone

really ,u must b kiddin

i cant stop laughing o

Are there no females on this thread? Can't anyone of y'all brave up and clear the air. Can't anyone of y'all give these aggrieved men reasons as to why y'all tell such preposterous lies.... I don't judge, I am a tactical analyst. On behalf of all the aggrieved men here, we promise to listen and reason along...

Suashi83:
Honestly I should have been the OP of this topic because I am a living witness.
It was secondary school love, I was preparing for my first JAMB exam when I met this beautiful girl the LOVE WAS MAD. I was comfortable with no sex of a thing but my friends were putting pressure on me to make move to nack this babe. On one of her several visit I acted funny and she told me she is V YANSH very proud of her; beautiful, intelligent, good character..... to my surprise when I told my guys they were just making jest of me that my girlfriend was lying that I should bleep her but I endure all their insults and jabs.
We gain admission to the same university and our love was heaven on earth, the experienced was mad. Until in our second year in one of those smooching but no bleeping of a thing that she got carried away and we did it. But to my surprise my babe no be virgin oooooooooooo could not even finished the act when I asked her about her virginity she told me she just lost it to me now I was like are you mad I be mumu where is the blood, my world crashed that day. Could not handle the feeling of being betrayed by my girlfriend and have to end the relationship. She beg, she cried, she swear, her friend beg her mum sent for me but for where I no gre o the love of a thing is just not there again.
But honestly if it were now I would have handle the situation differently Cos that is the only WOMAN I EVER LOVE even though I am married now

awwww.....so sad

ritababe:
Why would a woman lie about her virginity?

Shey nah u be the rita dem dey talk about

MzNelly:
If you guys didn't hype this "virginity" of a thing so much, then maybe, just maybe, she would have no reason to 'scam' you.

I dont like Virgins....

prettythicksme:
really ,u must b kiddin

I'm very serious.. Will be offline till God provides another fone sha.. *very painful*

wristwatch:



Ah. This is serious! No wonder I dey chat u whey no response.

Bros d tin just be like magic for my eyes.

God dey sha

Nzeokafor:
see My story is similar to urs... but I stopped loving her I just continued eating out of d cocky jar.... doh she just got married... but she is d best Eva...

lol...i want to stop loving her, but it is not dat easy ooo(love na strong tin o, i think say i be guyman but love humble me)......mine is telling me dat she is having suitors, i have given her go ahead to marry, but she does'nt want to go(i am nt near ready 4 marriage nw).....
R u sure she is d best Eva, i pray u find some1 beta....

tosyne2much:
I'm very serious.. Will be offline till God provides another fone sha.. *very painful*

This is serious but how u take do am naa

Virginity ma foot....wel al boys fell 4 it...
Der wz dis gal in ma hood,she stays wid her aunty,Buh she always wanted mi to stay around her wen her aunty wzn't arund,Buh wen Eva I wz high she wuld tel mi dah she has Neva don it b4...wel as a guy whu wzn't dating her I wuld du d ZIP-UP (yhu al knw dah advert nau) style nd lock up....so it came to a day I wz wit her it wz cold nd since it wz jst d both of us...i decided to try ma luck again since I've spent alot of tym to study her nd knw her weak spot...i went 4 d Jackpot...i meant to say COOKING POT...it wz a wel....borehole too small...afta I sympathized wit maslf I askd her y she lied she said if she had told mi d truth I wuld nt hav gotten much tym to spend wit her....cus I wuld jst tak ma share of d cake nd leave......i leta left d hood 4 hustle...wen I came bak afta 4month I wz told dah she got pregnant nd wz stayin wit d PREGNANT-IE....
Buh y wuld a girl lie abuh being a virgin?....if yhu hav popped d PEPSI yhu cn't crown it bak again jst INCREASE d PRICE....if I cn pay I wuld du it GLADLY.

prettythicksme:
This is serious but how u take do am naa

My sister, can't afford a fone at the moment.. Just hoping on God sha

Andyblaze:


you na the boss

Baba you scarce pass Chimerase2 sense oh!

Gbexy:

dis post gat me laughing in d bus lyk an insane persn. Guy u dey para gan oo, u yansh d gal badly !!

How she go play impotency tape for Ijebu Warlord like me? Mtcheeeeeeeeeww I needed to teach her a lesson! Guy no laugh anyhow for inside Molue oh, mame dem no carry you go <--------------- Yaba Left

KingTom:
Baba you scarce pass Ch.imerase2 sense oh!

chai chineke nna

machinegundammy:

Shey nah u be the rita dem dey talk about

talk abt for were

umarc19:



Are u virgin ?

lol

easymanofdpeopl:


I don't know ooooo

u nor know and u dey quote me?
Mtcheeew

petkoffDrake:



So as to feel like "am not like those other bitches"

and what if later he find out she was lying

well, this life is all abt dis and that.
Let me ask u guys a question
Y did u always ask if a gal is a virgin?
And mind u, d reason you some gals do lie to u guys is dat u want to be lie to
Whether virgin or no virgin, ery1 has his or her own past......
Abeg free us jawe

chimerase2:
chai chineke nna

Na joke na

Suashi83:
Honestly I should have been the OP of this topic because I am a living witness.
It was secondary school love, I was preparing for my first JAMB exam when I met this beautiful girl the LOVE WAS MAD. I was comfortable with no sex of a thing but my friends were putting pressure on me to make move to nack this babe. On one of her several visit I acted funny and she told me she is V YANSH very proud of her; beautiful, intelligent, good character..... to my surprise when I told my guys they were just making jest of me that my girlfriend was lying that I should bleep her but I endure all their insults and jabs.
We gain admission to the same university and our love was heaven on earth, the experienced was mad. Until in our second year in one of those smooching but no bleeping of a thing that she got carried away and we did it. But to my surprise my babe no be virgin oooooooooooo could not even finished the act when I asked her about her virginity she told me she just lost it to me now I was like are you mad I be mumu where is the blood, my world crashed that day. Could not handle the feeling of being betrayed by my girlfriend and have to end the relationship. She beg, she cried, she swear, her friend beg her mum sent for me but for where I no gre o the love of a thing is just not there again.
But honestly if it were now I would have handle the situation differently Cos that is the only WOMAN I EVER LOVE even though I am married now

Blood doesn't always flow...

tosyne2much:
I'm very serious.. Will be offline till God provides another fone sha.. *very painful*

gonna miss u tho

Oh sweet Jesus




What is this

chat2deen:
Op! U mean this type of bread?