₦airaland Forum

haywire1:
Chaiii, see fresh clean babe . Fvck Shade, Ngozi nd Halima I'm gonna hit oyinbo babe . God help me


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Fedayeen02:
You are laughing because you know I'm saying the truth. Stop giving him attention or better stilllet his thread be among thoseb[b]early mmorning short stories[/b] that no body cares about



Thank you Buratai the snale charmer .


Modified;

So you finally push this lies again to Fp. Only that guy wears corper cap and board taxi in all his stories

Vanquay16:
I love the sexism in this thread . My sister works for Ford graduated with a 3.8/4 GPA in Automobile engineering and you still have this stupid_ stereotype about women?, She makes over $100,000 a year and can tell you the inside of your car with her eyes closed


But But...KWANTINUE

ychris:
I jst wish i have the
kind of money whey people go thnk say

I do money ritual

yertyr:
na wa o... na 2 post 4 dis thread b4 rapture o... thats d only way to win o

HungerBAD:
If you like you wear pant.

If your husband don tire for Egusi,and him wan taste Ogbono,the guy go waka go chop.

Ask Caroline Danjuma,she bleach her LAPS Join sef and them still collect her man.

Dog wey go lost no dey hear whistle.

Yeahreen:
Happy to see our Nigerian police officers represented with Decent noble outfits. I was actually expecting to see one fat woman on a chair.

erusen:
so they are constructing a power plant expected to generate 2000mw to be ready in 2017 in my state,if them nor give us constant light ehh,we go cut to other states

madridguy:
No condition is permanent.

No one knows tomorrow.

I believe one day I will be address as a Senator.

So help me God. Ameen

otemanuduno:
Lol

kendrick9:
wow, look at that.
She's perfect 10/10
I can do anything to bang this girl

Ymodulus:
Honda Civic Sport 2013. Automatic Transmission.

Ymodulus:
At Poster,


- I recently drove my car all way from Abuja to Lagos. Last week Tuesday to be precise.

- I left Abuja Tuesday evening around 3:45pm and got to lagos Wednesday morning 4:17am.


Things you should not do
● Do not ply the Lagos - Okene - Auchi - Benin - Ore Route. Though this seems to be the shortest route. You need to be warned that Auchi - Benin Road is a death Trap. I mean so very Bad.

● Ensure your car is not one of those low cars. I had my car rims changed from 15" to 17" with tyre of 225 pi.

● Ensure your shocks are good.

● Your drivingredients license and Custom documents and motor vehicle are all in other.

● If you have your car tinted and your permit is the old vehicle tinted permit, please have them off. you will bribe so much till you hate yourself.

Different Routes

● In last 3 weeks, I have driven from Lagos - Kwara, Lagos - Ekiti, Lagos - Minna, Lagos - Abuja road.

Lagos - Minna - Abuja is the best route, the bad road around the Jabba mokwa has been repaired. and just a few side is still in bad shape.
The lagos - Minna route is the longest, however the road is well tarred and you can run very fast. I ran 135kM/h through that route. I left lagos 9:48am and got to Minna 6:20 on the Dot. The next day I left for Abuja.

● Lagos - Ekiti - Obadana- Abuja.
This route is fairly okay, however road from Ilesa ipetu down to Ado ekiti, is not that good so you can run and might end up driving slowly. The Obajana Lokoja road is so bad. That you dI'd be scared of your vehicle.
However it's the fastest. From Lokoja to Abuja is just too sweet, one way. via Airport Nnamdi azikwe, shehu musa yaradua road.


Things To do
● Breaking Your journey half or 3- Quarter way.
If you know you haven't driven this long before I do advice you split the journey into two, except you know you can do it.

● Please ensure you break all N1000 notes into N100. Else by the time you start bribing. You will end up paying N20,000 as settlement fees.

●Road Safety: Ensure you have your fire extinguisher, Spare tyre, Driver license and C- Caution.
I learnt the hard way around Obajana route down to lokoja.

● If you are a force man, just put your jungle heart or cap on the dashboard of your vehicle. Them no born them well to stop you. I once carried a force man.

● When you are asked by any force on the route always tell them you are from a far place, for example from Abuja say Kano. They will have pity on you and not ask you stupid questions or try waste your time.


■■■ PLEASE and Please if your custom paper is invalid no travel with your car ooooooooooooooo. Na there you go no say trouble dei sleep yanga go wake am. wetin him dei find? Wahala u dei find. Wahala you get ooo

cc: chiebube1


Summary: Take the Abuja - Lokoja - Ekiti - Ile ife - Lagos Route.

OR

Abuja - Minna - Kwara - Osogbo - Lagos Route. ( This route is about an hour slow however. You are guaranteed of running on a good tarred road. )

OOO less i forget. Have an updated version of your Google Map.

Below is a picture, from Lagos - ABuja, was running 140km/h .

[size=16pt]Note!!!

Because you be expert driver for abuja no mean say you sabi drive for Lagos ooo. If your car is new without scratches please and please no carry the car enter lagos. Else na serious scratch you go carry.

A moderate lagos driver is an Abuja expert driver, however the reverse is not the case.[/size]

adwem2003:
...and those antennas we used stainless plate to make. Good old days.

Explorers:
It shows how vast the universe is bro. Its just like someone in space, looking towards Asia and trying to see the world's tallest building in Dubai or world's largest ship on the ocean. You wont see a shït.

EMMYLBANKS:
oya am the winner, what next?

Explorers:
37. 225 million years is the time taken by our solar system to rotatearound the Milky way. Dinosaurs just began to roam on the Earth, the last time Earth was in its current position.

ddaammyy:
Was it being roasted in the last pix?

hagmond1:
search the name on google, bro.

hagmond1:
Rosemary Jennings. One of the greatest bodybuilders in the history of
sports.

NKFOODVERIETIES:
This one na Charly girl

costandi:
Ya, he can't date u. Cos ure overage.

agarawu23:
the funny part is amuewu has already been credited 5k by ayo and he is quoting me with his account details again. . I had to cancel his name after searching.

I just want those that have not benefitted at all to get something.