₦airaland Forum

OP,

Don't bother yourself about this APC govt.

They can only deceive fools or their deluded supporters.

Freshtruth:
25 if she is always travels by weekends to see her parents use a condom
26: if she always say ashawo dem dey try oooo use. A condom

Lol,

Reminds me of one Babe I have now.🙂

I took her to Delta Mall (ShopRite) in Effurun one night.

She saw some Oloshos and said 'I just dey wonder how this Ashawo work be sef'. 😯🤨🤨😄

Why won't you say so, when you and DRUGGIE are Feeding Fat from Lagos Revenue and other STOLEN Public Funds.

Urgent 2K to Spray her Lowcut Hair, today.

OP,

U Guys should Let Nigerian Girls breathe. 😌😌🙏🙏

Stephench:
Emefiele bleeped up for wanting to venture into politics but how are we sure the problem of the naira was Emefiele and not Buhari and his gang of crooks? Nobody around Buhari worked even the well-known intelligent, smart and efficient ones became incompetent working with Buhari

Babatunde Fashola, the former Minister who was Boasting upandan says hii. ☺️☺️😎

chichar1:
That CBN governor should delete that Cardozo from his name.

Rather it should be Wale Arabambi. Cardozo is a name associated with that fine and lovely guy from Paraguayan that played for Benfica Fc, known as Oscar Cardozo.

I know Oscar Cardozo of Benfica. Luisao, a Brazilian defender was also in that team.

He just didn't get lucky to play for a Bigger European side.

But If Mr Wale's surname is Cardozo, you can't force him to take it out.

OP, you are carried. 👍👍

21. If she knows names of many Hotels in your City, use a condom.😌

22. If she has Yahoo Boys as her Friends on Facebook, use condom.🙁

23. If she is always talking about Shawarma, Catfish peppersoup, Isiewu and Nkwobi, Use a Condom o.🤨

24. If she knows names of stuffs like Black bullet, Tramadol, Postinor, etc, use a Condom.😏😏


Someone should add number 25 plz.🙏

Starships4u:
We know already...
And Senate that was a check nd balance na worse...

The Useless and Demonic APC party has given Nigeria, the WORST of everything.

*Worst President(s).
*Worst CBN Governor
*Worst Senate
*Worst NLC
*Worst Judiciary
*Even WORST set of Agbadorians on Nairaland.

Making Buhari the WORST president in Nigeria's history.

But I know Ebola Tinubu will break Bubu's calamitous records,
Just like Wale Cardozo will break Emefiele's own.

Nplfmod.
Take to frontpage.
Thanks.

Africans Sha.

See how we messed up English words with our Juju and Voodoo practices.

RITUAL in English simply means a Regularised Pattern of doing things.
e.g. like the way Catholics celebrate their Mass in church.

hkidola00:
omo I fit still take the second one wey do wit five guys once each,than one boyfriend 50x

The First is still BETTER.

You are dealing with one ONLY Guy baggage.

But a Married lady that had sex with up to 5 Guys before Marriage,
will have more Temptation to Cheat, when the chips are down.

For the One Boyfriend Lady, the said Guy may be married already
And she might be inexperienced on getting a new lover.

Tjra:
Sadly, he is the one burning himself out. 62 years old already looking 72.

He's glued to the news so he can find something to criticize about the government.

Funny enough, the Presidency has never dignified him with a response.

SHAME on you!

Does Your Druggie Ebola president have a Proper Date of Birth?

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PETER OBI, the People's president.

Carry go Jare.

His HAPPINESS and FREE SPIRITS makes our APC Agbadorians Online Mor0ns continue to Cry.

Ebola Tinubu and his APC South West COWARDS are Afraid of mentioning Buhari's name.

Hausa:
I included Diaby because he came to Arsenal not so long after Fabregas came.
And because Diaby was a top talent, it also helped him in a way.

Surely, you saw all the players I mentioned.
We don't have them much to raise the standard of Saka and Martinelli.
That was my point.

You are so VERY correct.👍👍

Martinelli and Saka are currently Stuck right now and CAN'T develop further than their current abilities.

@their Current Age, Cristiano Ronaldo was already a Terror with Man Utd in 2006/2007 season. The likes of Thierry Henry and Ronaldo delima were Dribbling wizards at 22 years of old.

Only few Gunners fans know this Fact you just put down.

Even Jarrod Bowen of West ham is far BETTER than Saka now while for Martinelli, his case is Terrible.

The only good Thing about Martinelli is dat he is a Disciplined player who plays to Arteta's instructions
And marks well most times.

Otherwise, he is a BIG disappointment.

How about Ebola Tinubu, the Certificate FORGER? 🤔🤔

Don't want to comment on scorelines,

but I see Klopp being Sad and Angry @the end of the game.

This I have seen.

Illegal1:
omoh.........my favorite quote of all time is frm a nairander,which say"all nigeria grls all useless..


dis quote dey always put smile for my face each time i dey down.


nah God go bless goodharddick 4 me jare

No, Dat's mosdii.😄

Baba was the Nemesis of nairaland ladies. 😄😀

Namaster:
What is this?

What makes you think it's ONLY body count that makes a hoe?

Picture this:

Girl got a BF in her first year in school. Probably already got into the relationship when she went for Post-UTME or registration.

They date throughout her university days. With sex involved.

As young students, both of them are young, virile and VERY VERY horrrny. So they have sex at least 5 times a week. Each session involves 2 rounds of sex.

School is in session for 40 weeks in a year.

Rounds of sex/year = 40 x 5 x 2 = 400 rounds of sex/year.

Multiply by 4 years = 400 x 4 = 1,600 rounds of sex in university ALONE.

Insert at least 3 abortions and you'll have a clearer picture.

Plus, NO woman will tell you her body count. EVER!

That's like asking a Nigerian Politician how much he's embezzled and expecting honest answers.

Once a woman is no longer a virgin, ALWAYS assume you're dealing with a hoe.

Ogbeni, Even if a young lady has sex with her Boyfriend 50x,
It's still one body count.

Dat's just one man's Sperm.

She is BETTER than a Girl that Fucck only 5x, but with John, Solomon, Dickson, Fred and Tinubu.

Ex Pres. Umaru Yaradua's First 6 months is Far BETTER than Buhari's 8 calamitous years.

And Also BETTER than Ebola's HUNGER endemic 6months.

He Ruled successfully unlike Bubu that was blaming Jonathan or Druggie that is Cowardly blaming Emefiele. 😕

APC is a PLAGUE, sent upon Nigerians. 😟😟

So Sanwo-Olu is a Muslim? Even Gbajabiamila too?😯

This Yoruba Style of mixing up CHRISTIANITY and ISLAM, like Rice and Stew is funny, though.🤨🙂

Serving Two masters @the same time. 😌😌

pansophist:
You sef get sense alot, I like to read your comments, but you come use feminism spoil everything

Don't mind her.

She is an Over Sabi Girl.

OP, Only few Pple have Achievements
dis 2023.

Tinubu and Buhari's policies SUFFOCATED and nearly killed many Nigerians.

APC 25 Nigerians 0.

Quote- Its not by Strong PREEK that a man produces Strong Children.

Success is Not by Might or GraGra.

Anything more than 3 body count, She is an Okpo/ Dicck lover.

A Girl should have only 3 bodycount before Marriage.

1. The Boy that used Indomie and egg @home.
2. Her University boyfriend
3. Her NYSC boyfriend.

She is Right.

Many men can't date or manage Successful ladies.

But, Dat's because Ladies are hardly humble when they are doing well Financially.

Omobude244:
so anyone that doesnt agree with ur foolish reasoning is now igbo?
so na only igbos get sense for nigeria?

God help u people from this inherited hate and bitterness

Ur name is Omobude but the Idiot still calls you an IgboMan.

When you say Tinubu supporters are FOOLS, some Pple will be angry.

Offyjoyy:
I tried running with my younger bro and he won
Me wen dey run 1500m for school that year 😂😂

Lolss,

U don become Uncle, like this.

TrustNone:

Recruit me, I won't disappoint you

Which University or Polytechnic did you graduate from?