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My Sexy and Yellow Pawpaw Christian sister wants to visit me this Night, so I decided to clear my 'OLD TRAFFORD', so that my 'BRUNO' will Perform @Maximum.

The store close to my house doesn't have Shaving Stick,
So I asked for RAZOR BLADE and was told N70!

Razor Blade of N10 Which Day?

What's happening in this Country?
What should I do now?

Nplfmod.
Thanks!

GorillaApp:
i was looking for all the defenders but couldn't find ant. even the empty brained imp, templarlandry is nowhere to be found.

Dat CRAZE that dedicates songs upandan. 🤔

Maybe there is No Nigerian song that is about Pharmaceutical drugs.

Mubarak?

A Wise person should tread carefully with those RAZAK, KAMORU, Musliu peeps, from the Ewedu Region.

Morbeta11:
Audacity of 30mb.....

Lolls, see how the Guy wide him Leg.

Should be an APC/Tinubu Agbadorians MISCREANT! 🤔🤨😎😎

Tinubu's Head is EMPTY without much Ideas, Dat's why.😕😕🤷

His Head is filled with Bribing/Buying Pple's loyalty with his Lagos Revenue STOLEN Wealth! 😒😒

Abacha, the Brutal Dictator!😏

But still Better than the INCOMPETENT Druggie Man we have in Aso Rock today! 🤨🤨🙂

Ishilove:
Nothing on earth can make me put on my old secondary school uniform again. NOTHING

Why, If I may ask?🤔🤔

robosky02:
With this coach

Nigeria should just forget this AFCON


Till the next edition


If not the Hart break will be with premium tears

There is no Coach in Africa that can win AFCON for Super eagles!

Our Football problems goes beyond Coach!

That's how you Guys said Gernot Rohr is Useless,
sacked him, brought Eguavoen and made Nigeria miss the 2022 World Cup which Rohr was almost Qualifying us for!

jaxxy:
pay u what? go to court

Thomas Partey of Arsenal is getting his Weekly Wages in Full,
despite playing ONLY 3,4 EPL matches this season.

Plz Stop reasoning like this.

From Gernot Rohr to Eguavoen to Peseirro.

Changing coaches aimlessly and not paying them.

This Buhari/Tinubu APC govt is damn USELESS!😕😕🤦

StUriah:
For real.

That's the problem with 'first love' thing.

Yeah, Reunions can be awkward when your Crush or Ex is present.

Old Flames will Sparkle, particularly when you guys didn't Kpansh!🤨🙂🙂

I always tell Pple 'If you didn't Kpansh your Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend during your Time in the relationship,
You too should NEVER meet years After, because the Curiousity/Urge to do it will be there'!🤨🙂

StUriah:
An opportunity for old boyfriends and girlfriends to review their escapades and possibly renew their contracts, applying the Okafor's law.

And one or Two Marriages will be Threatened due to JEALOUSY from one Spouse!

Some Men will now see the Crush dat they used to Write love letter to, way back.

'My love for you is Brighter than Star Larger Beer'.

APC/Tinubu govt is one of CHEAP LIES/PROPAGANDA!

OP, After many Procrastinating, my Girlfriend allowed me to Press her BREASTS this Year.
2024 is Yanch.
2025 is to Samankwe! 🤨

That Most Tinubu/APC supporters are Poverty-Stricken, SUFFERHEAD Mofos!

gbolswag:
White soup and eba

Hmm, This is called Egusi peppersoup..

U be Isoko person?

As an Ijaw man,

Starch and Banga Soup.
KpokpoGarri and Smoked fish.

How come nobody mentioned 'Karashika, Karashika, Queen of Darkness'.

This FOOLISH Governor wants to play into the Hands of APC.

If APC presents a popular candidate in the next election,
Some Edo persons may be forced to Vote for him.

betshopagent:
men were arguing like men until they introduced an idiot like you into their midst

All the Igbophobic Goons on this site No get SENSE before nah. 🤷🤷

Silentgroper:
Madt ..


Lemme experiment on this

True,
When you slap your Female Bestie's YANCH or Just use playplay pinch her nipples,
her reaction will tell what True feelings she has for you.🤨🙂🙂

Omoawoke:
Igbos have become a laughing stock to toy with.
People have realized they apply too much emotions and looking for sympathy and ego here and there. If you want to trend, just shine their ego.
Igbos are the first to discover how to you use prick to fvk woman

See this one. 😄😄

IGBOman lives on doing Business and Making himself a Man by attaining Financial Independence.🤨🙂🙂

Not 30k Beggars like you and your APC Agbadorians.😢😢

This Ooni of Ife is IPOB.

He is Right.

The useless APC party has captured the Judiciary and made Judges look like Motorpark Agberos.😒😒

But I still know APC/Tinubu govt will Self-Destruct!😕🙂🙂

According to Rapper Erigga, 'Friendzoning na for B*stards '.

If you mistakenly becomes a Bestie with a Girl and she ask you for Financial or any Kind of Favour,
Playfully Slap her YANCH.🤨🤨

If gets angry but still hold your hand, you can continue the Bestieship.🙂😎
If she gets very Angry and starts Cussing, say sorry and delete her number instantly.😏😏

OP,

Some Naija Guys Press BREASTS like the way Bricklayers do press Bread before eating it with Fanta,
dat's why ladies do not like giving it to them Freely.

Ladies though.😒

Always too Selfish and Wanting to Reap where they did NOT sow!.🙁

This is How Ronaldo's or WizKids Babymama will use 'we' for their Wealth
If they do the Mistake of Marrying them. 😕😕

Gangster1ms:
Any tribe can support Messi or CR7
Tribalism don remove your sense finish

Don't.mind the Silly boy.😏

All the IgboPhobic goons in Nairaland no get SENSE normally. 😌😌🤷🤷

Kai,

Still living in the Past.

jetson06:
Married at 35 and already regretting.

Lolss..

Which kind woman u go marry so? 🤨😄😄

You see All those Mohammed, Lateef, Kazeem, Rasak, etc, NEVER Argue or make friends with them.