₦airaland Forum

JASONjnr:
I don't have anything to contribute because those marks are signs of a potential betrayer.


The people wearing those marks are dangerous.... Just a plate of Ewedu and your secret will be spilled in a second.

Stop this NONSENSE.😏😒😒

Some Urhobos, Itsekiris, Binis and Ijaws also have Tribal marks. 🙁🙁

Lolss.

See how Nairaland forcefully convert the OP to Islam.😀😀😀

Na WA. 🙁🙁

Usmanovic95:
This might actually divides opinion tho. Based on my experience with kids my nephews and niece as case study.When you do and act like them, they will bond more with you but the respect they are naturally supposed to accord you will start waning. These kids will turn my room into their playground and mess it up simply because they know I won't act tough on them.Even though I love been around kids but I'm learning how to balance things up now.

My brother, you have a Great point here.

There is a Kid I normally chat and Play most times
because he cries alot (He is the Lastborn)
and I always Try to make him stop.

because of this Play (or perhaps Familiarity), he doesn't even Greet me,
That I now remind him.

WISDOM must be applied when Playing with children, otherwise some will think you are their mate.

Nazgul:
When I posted that I bought live chicken for 14k, some people who haven't bought chicken in the last 10 years came for my head.

The problem with Nigerians on Nairaland is that a vast majority of them are still dependent on their parents. This is why they argue and talk carelessly.

If you have any idea of the cost of food stuffs out there, you would panic.

Lolss..😀😀

Hope they are not Agbadorians Judges? 😕🙁

Evolutionism:
Why Not.

Christmas is already being celebrated in advance in my district.

That turkey of N40000+ is definitely local turkeys. Foreign ones are being sold at N100000+

Someone just booked and paid for 15 of the Foreign turkeys.

I hope you are aware we have Cows that sells for N1Million+ now right.

This is damn serious.😯

No wonder Ex Pres Bubu invested more time on his Cows. 😄😀

Went around the entire PTI road, Effurun in Delta state, this Afternoon.
None of the ATMs of the 3 Major Banks was working.🙁🙁

Withdrew Cash From a POS and went to Jakpa junction and bought a Plain White polo for N4500!😏😏

Was now told Live Chicken is sold for N20000 while Turkey is N40000!😯😟😟

I just wondered, HOW WILL NIGERIANS CELEBRATE THIS YEAR'S 2023 CHRISTMAS?🤔😕😕

Nplfmod.

*HE PETER OBI
*Tinubu
*Mahmoud Yakubu
*Nyesom Wike
*Mohbad
*VeryDarkman
*Davido,etc.🤔🙂🙂

Usmanovic95:
I don't know what I find funny about this post, I don't know if it is the narration or me trying to picture how the wife is not acting her age. Indeed! Problem no dey finish lol

He has a Point.🤨🤨

Maybe the woman is mimicking those Cartoon characters voices and their acts. 😏😏

But he should just let her be. 🙂

ImoleNaija:
No be Tinubu cause poverty, abeg. It's been there for long. May God help Tinubu govt to alleviate the poverty.

@bolded, you're right.

Ogbeni, Tinubu and his APC goons caused the POVERTY Nigeria is facing today.😏😕😕

He Accelerated the Poverty Rate in Nigeria when he Hastily (and Stupidly) removed Fuel subsidy. 😒😒

You have used your Eyes to Increase and Reduce the size of her YANCH. 😕😕🤦

ImoleNaija:
To me, I would consider the beans soaked & not well cooked. And I hate it when food gets soft/done as a result of soaking.

Poverty everywhere .

This sh*t is no longer funny.

As caused by Ebola tinubu. 😏😏

I know you as one of his Agbadorians Goons. 🤔🤨🤨😕

pocohantas:
Na fermentation method una dey use cook now? I am seeing soak everywhere.


It is well with Nigeria and Nigerians.

Lolss, u Neva see anything. 😏

Even Rice will be SOAKED for some mins before boiling, very soon.😀😀

Or Some will eat Parboiled Rice and Stew. 😯😌😌

Kobicove:
So you mean say cartoon sef get blue film?

Lolss,

So you no know?😏

Very Funny sh*t! The Screamings of the Cartoon Girls is hilarious. 😄😄

Since the Guy wife likes Cartoon, he should download some.
Maybe She might like it. 🤨🙂

Amigoss:
Op,you no soak the beans for 1hour fess,thereby reducing the time taken for it to cook in less than 10mins .....

Shallout to the legendary UniBen hall4 beans,beans wey dey get special aroma

Lolss,

In Delsu Abraka, some Guymen fit soak till Daybreak oo.

Kai.

From Northerners using White maggi to cook to peeps now using 30mins to cook Beans.

Soon Pple go eat Parboiled Rice, in this APC/Tinubu regime. 😕😏😏

OP,

I advice you Introduce her to Anime porn, Then.

You two can use it to Spice up your Knackings in the bedroom.

When some Girl approach me for a Relationship, I Mostly Reject it.

because it's always a very Serious Relationship they are Proposing.

Sometimes, Guys just wants a CASUAL affair where babe gives him her Coochies, with little or No financial demands.

sofeo:
It will be well.

It will never be well as long as Druggie and APC is in Aso Rock.😒

Tinubu's presidency is CURSED. 😨😨

He took what isn't for him. He must leave for Nigeria to Progress! 😏😏

RonuRonu:
A Yoruba man will never rule Nigeria 🇳🇬 again
Tinubu will be the last yoruba man that will ever near Aso rock.

We have tasted a yoruba man and he has shown us his true colour

But Obasanjo did well na.😏🤷

But if you go by the words of APC MISCREANTS on this site who claim Obasanjo is from Anambra,
your statement is very correct.🤨🙂👍👍

Be like Na MannaVultureGriller Shop I go celebrate this Christmas o.

God Punish APC and their leaders. 😏

Nothing new plz.

Ebola is a Greedy Thief and Money Grabber!!

When She can use N700 to make a nice Egusi soup for you,
Know she is the one for you. 🤨😊

Any lady that can't do this is NOT a wife material. 😒😒

OP,

Let wait for Helinius Boy, LeodeCraze, Afamed and other APC MISCREANTS
to come Answer this Simple question. 🤨🤨🙂

This is why I fan Wizkid and HE PETER OBI as per Stinginess.☺️🙂

Anyone who wants to Succeed from the bottom must be STINGY
and seldomly give out money to Pple. 🤨🤨🙂

MorataFC:
Look @ u, why pushing it to frontpage if it can't command viewership?
Man city fans on nairaland is not upto to 1000

You say Wetin? 😒

In Nigeria as a WHOLE, they are NOT up to 1000.😏😏

In Nairaland, they are not up to 5. 🙄🙄

OP, correct the Spelling of Chelsea, plz.

Anyways, I know the Dry Gin club will defeat Man u. 🤨🙂

When I bought Red Rose Flowers and Greeting Card for a Girl in 2006,
And the Yeye Girl used it to Wipe me, that 'Whether i dey Craze'. 😒😒

OP, Why is that?

Its like you have very TOXIC Sperms.

Ngozi Utd 0 Ogogoro FC 3
Mudryk
Nucholas Jackson
Enzo Fernandez.

Sheffield 2 Liverpool 1
Van Dijk (OG). Cody Gakpo
J. Klopp (OG).

This i have seen.