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So Sad now!

Why were the Guys so Slow?

Why the Time WASTING? 😕😒

SouthSouth1914:
Abeg shift! Are you in a race to be dumb with this silly analysis?

You are pained over NOTHING! 🤨😒

Hazard was bang INCONSISTENT and LAZY. 😕

Look @ Mohammed Salah that has CONSISTENT for 7Years, since 2017 he signed for Liverpool from Fiorentina!😊

Or Thierry Henry who was CONSISTENTLY Banging Goals in his 8Years @Arsenal.🙂

Hazard was an ON and OFF Player!

I Really NEVER saw this Eden Hazard as a FANTASTIC Player!

Even @Chelsea, He was INCONSISTENT! He will Play 4 Great Matches and be Dull in the Next 3matches! 😕😒

Same Thing SAKA of Arsenal is, Currently!🤨

His Career is will be like Hazard's Own!. 😏

She May be Right Though! 🤔

When the Veejay is SWEET, you feel Calm and Cool after the Intercourse! 😊🙂

But When the Kpenkus is RUSTY or DRY, You Quickly Check out or Give Her Transport Fare to vamose! 😒😔

olaniyilukman:
my own problem is betting , last weekend, I lost #150000 to betting, na double chance Mancity spoil my ticket

Lols,

I Always played Man City to LOSE because of the Big Odds
and I always Lost because Man City were winning their Matches. 🤨

The Day I did NOT play is the day they lost to Wolves!.😯 😒😕🤦

akmaw:
The government possesses the authority to control activities detrimental to its citizens. Betting has had a negative impact on Nigeria, outweighing any benefits. As a developing nation, our focus should be on generating wealth rather than losing it. I hope my perspective is clear to you.

Any Country with a GOVT like the USELESS APC leadership we Have,
It's Citizens will Embrace Stuffs like BETTING, SCAMS and even PROSTITUTION! 😕😒

Lolss.

God, Help me with 2 Corners! 😯😄😄😄🙆

ndidibabe:
You mean Osiimhen is better than haaland?

Somehow YES!
He poses a More DANGEROUS threat and is NOT easily Caged by Defenders!🤨🙂

But, Haaland is More CLINICAL in Goalscoring! He can SCORE 9Goals out of 10 Chances! 😊😊

So, You can Also Say He is Better than Osihmen! 🤨🙂

Good Step!👍👍

All the 36 States should Copy this!🙂

Some Churches and Pastors won't Allow others Rest! 🙁😒

Adakintroy:
Let's be honest arteta made a hola with harvaz.

That money could have gothen us a decent striker in the market. Not one we cant fit in midfield, attack or wing. Now we have to redo again.

That Havertz can play as a Deadly False 9, while Gabriel Jesus play on the Right or Left wing.🤔🙂

He has Height Advantage and can score Headers! 🙂

His problem is: He is just too LAZY and lacks Fighting spirit! 😒🙁

ejieddy:
Big lie... As an Arsenal fan, this transfer doesn't make sense, even worse than Kai Harvetz transfer. Osimhen doesn't suit Arsenal's playing style, as great as he is. More Chelsea and Utd.

You are WRONG! 🙁

Arsenal needs a Target man who can get in the end of Crosses from Saka and Ben White! 🤨🙂🙂

Gabriel Jesus and Eddie Nketiah are NOT Tall enough and Jesus get bullied by the big EPL defenders.😕😒

Osihmen will Deliver @Arsenal!

There's no Guarantee he will do Well in Chelsea, without Creative players to Pass balls to him.
While Man Utd Already have Rasmus Holjund! That Boy na Striker! I Fear him ehn! 😊🙂

Agunesinjaweola:
Se O fe Dagba
You must have your brain 🧠 examined for adding Babangida and Obasanjo (IGBO man) among your great Nigerians !

Lolss...

You Guys are SHAMELESS, though!😏

IGBO indeed! Just call him IJAW. 😄😄

Warldbest:
Arsenal is too small for Osimhem, he should find bigger better club

WHICH Bigger Club?😏

Currently, ARSENAL is Amongst the Top5 BIGGEST clubs in Europe! 🤨🙂

*Real Madrid
*Manchester City
*PSG
*Bayern Munich
*Arsenal.🙂

Arsenal is evenCurrently Bigger than Barcelona!
If you Watch Barca Matches in La Liga, you will SMH. The Team is Just Above Average! 🙁😒

Freshtruth:
My Humble Advise Oshimen should rather move to Real Madrid next summer they seem to be lacking number 9 . if he moves to Arsenal expect Media pressure on him if he goes like 3 games without a Goal. Media pressure is what is killing Onana. For Arsenal to pay such a money he is expected to scores nothing less than 25 goal a season anything less than that he will be crucified.

Osihmen will FLOP @Real Madrid! 😒😔

He CAN'T Dribble and Real Madrid needs a Striker who Dribbles and Score like Karim Benzema!
Osihmen mostly stays in the 18yard Box and is an Upgraded Haaland!🤨🙁

If Gabriel Jesus Improves on his Goalscoring This Season,
Real Madrid will Go for Him, Instead!🤔🙂

He will be the PERFECT Replacement for Karim Benzema!🤨

Nice one from Arsenal. 👍😊😊

But Gabriel Jesus Should NOT be used for any purported Swap deal.😌😒

The Guy can Dribble ,is AGGRESSIVE, and has a GREAT FIGHTING spirit!🙂

Arsenal SHOULDN'T have Sold Folarin Balogun to Monaco.
He is PERFECT for such a Swap Deal and Would have Fit into Napoli's Team Seamlessly!
That Boy will become OSIHMEN in 2Years Time!.🤔🤨🙂

Thank God for JACK!🙏🙏

*Olusegun Obasanjo
*Yakubu Gowon
*Odumegwu Ojukwu
*Obafemi Awolowo
*Ibrahim BABANGIDA
*Fela Anikulakpo Kuti
*Chinua Achebe🙂

These are GREAT, INDEFATIGABLE Nigerians whose Names will remain Indelible in our History.😊👍👍

Unlike the Druggie Ebolas and COWARDLY Wole Soyinkas! 😏😕

MightySparrow:
Edo no dey carry last for that kind thing.
I live in Benin, relatively new, I learned those indigenous names have deep and beautiful meaning.

TRUE!👍

Most African Names have Very Nice Meanings!🙂🙂

And I have typed RIP in the other Thread. 😔

So Who will I Transfer it to now?🤔

I Transfer the RIP to CERTIFICATE FORGERY leaders that Doesn't mean Well for our dear Country!😏 👍👍

MightySparrow:
In my NYSC year, I met a girl from Uromi, her name in full had about 28 letters.

That is enough for a people living in a street in China or Korea.
Kim, Lee, Mao etc

.

I am even seeing Charity! 😯🤨

A Man bearing Charity?🤔

Edo Pple no go Kill person! 😏

One of my Guys those Days name was SATURDAY!
He jokingly told me that ONLY Benin Pple bear the name!.😊😄😄

Kai, Bini Pple Sha! 😯

See Name!🙂

I remember one Matthew Iduorikimyenwem name like that! 🤔🤨

Carcholce:
This reminds of an experience I had in 2020 with a lady I met through hook up. She was a naive girl from akwa ibom that just started the hook up business in Lagos. We met a couple of times before I left Nigeria. One night She was at my place, we was sleeping when I saw a man on white singlet and short walked into my room from the living room, I jumped up from the bed and charged at the man but it was a dream. The girl was lying besides me, She woke up from the way I jumped up and asked me what happened, I told her nothing.

I didn’t tell her about the dream. About a month later, I left Nigeria. It was when I got to my destination that I brought it up. I told her about the night and the dream I had. To my shock, She admitted it was her late father. That She was told her late father is always around her to protect her. I argued it was a lie, that She probably have a spiritual husband. She burst out crying that She don’t know if it’s true. The only thing She knows is, She was told(by a prophet) her late father is always around her to protect her from danger.

I know what I saw that night. Even when I am asleep, my third eye is always open to my surroundings. The fact She even admitted to it is something I cannot explain. Whether it’s her late father or a spiritual husband, I know I saw someone, a man and he badged into my room looking really angry.

I remember I posted the story on Nairaland.

Bros, I am reading this ur Story in a VERY dark room o!

Anyways, I DON'T BELIEVE in Spirit Husbands.😒

Those are just DIABOLICAL Men who take on Spiritual forms to Perpetuate Evil.🙂

A Friend of mine from Ewohimi in Edo state, told me of a Guy in the Village that used to Change into a SPIRIT @night
And Sleep with the Beautiful women in the Community!😯😕

That the Women Later Said They Always Thought it was a Dream
but will see SPERMS between their Thighs @Morning!😟

That Singlet Man is one of the Girl's Relative who is Likely a Wizard! 😒😏
He is Human and NOT a Spirit Husband🤨🙂

RIP to him! 😔🙏🙏

These are CLEAR-HEADED, SMART, HONEST Head of State/Presidents!😊😊

NOT Druggies and NEPOTISTIC TRIBALISTIC presidents like the Bulaba Master in Aso Rock!. 😏😒

The Current Babe I am with, works @a Popular Bar/Nite Club.🤨

The Few times I saw how Men Ogle and Look @her YANCH and Shape while serving them Drinks and Barbecue,
I just SMH. 😏😒

True, OP.🙂

Like one Warri Song those days, some Guys dey use their Wife do girlfriend.
While some Girls use their Husband do Boyfriend
or as Maga as you say. 🤨😒

Angelfrost:
...And for some reason, a certain Mod deemed this worthy of Front page.


May this next generation have the ability to make better and more meaningful use of their brains and time. Amen!

It's Good it's on FrontPage!

Let Everyone know our Morally Depraved the world is.🙁

Please, WHERE is Mosdii? 🤨😒😒🙏🙏

Kenmatt:
Schools started on 14 and you want to be paid because Month has ended, have you worked for a period of one month when you're to be paid monthly? Today's date is still 9th.

Stop being greedy and dishing letters here in order to get pitied.

You are IGNORANT!😒

Salaries are NOT Paid like that in the Private sector,
Unless in Small Production firms like BAKERIES and PURE WATER Factories!.🤨🙁

In Most Private Firms, You are Paid in FULL @the End of the Month!
Even if you started on the 12th or 14th!🙂

dominique:
It's because of gullible people like you that serial beggars open multiple accounts to beg. Even before going through his profile I have smelt the disguised begging from afar, if you're "touched" to assist him by all means go ahead. Una bible don kukuma talk am say a fool and his money are soon parted.

90% of people that post stories that touch are serial beggars. Those who know know

Too Early to Conclude!😏

You would have Waited for Him to Start the Actual BEGGING,
Then send a Screenshot of this Post, to Expose him!🤨🙂

Your Assumptions are Likely FALSE! 😏😕

dominique:
Begging format. Those who know know

Why are you so ThoughtLess?

Many Pple are in the OP's Shoes.

In my Hood in Warri, I have seen Uni and Poly Graduates working as Filling Station Attendants
while the ones who can Drive are Keke Riders! 😟😒.

The Rest Depend on YAHOO and Bet9Ja Stakings! 😕

This Country Nigeria is MESSED up, particularly since APC came onboard in 2015. 🤨😒

Hmmm,

Wahala for PRIVATE Schools and indeed all PRIVATE Work, no be Small Thing. 😕😒

SpecialAdviser:
It looks so strage to me for anyone to just realize that APC if full of bloody hypocrites.

Never take these guys serious. Agbadorians are the most daft creatures on earth. Take any agbadorian serious at your own peril.

Very Daft and EMPTY-HEADED 😏😒

"Otherwise he will end up like Buhari'.

The same BUHARI they defended for 8Years!😒

This APC party and it's Supporters are Truly USELESS! 😏😕