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LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 3:21am On May 23, 2019
felsunseg:
help her finish it now.
6
Don't quote me my friend.
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LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 10:52pm On Apr 24, 2019
u started what u can never finish. so disappointed bibi
CelebritiesRe: "Can't Believe I'm 30" - Bambam Says As She Celebrates Her 30th Birthday by virtuejoan(f): 10:27pm On Apr 23, 2019
DamonSalvatore:
useless hoe grin
30 years of fvckin.. toilet seat.. inside boot of car.. every where you don collect

you bought yourself a car claiming its fans.. which fans that we don't know of?

like we don't it's one of those big daddy's that you have been fvckin in Abuja that got you the car
Are u better than her?
Nonsense
PhonesRe: Four Most Exciting Features Of Android Q by virtuejoan(f): 8:58pm On Mar 25, 2019
Mowoe:
I hope it won't be as overrated as Android P? Cos the only cool feature I see on the Android P is the Gesture thingy!
even phones with AI(artificial intelligence) has gesture navigation.
PhonesRe: Four Most Exciting Features Of Android Q by virtuejoan(f): 8:55pm On Mar 25, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:
Phantom gini huh When last did Tecno release a phantom device huh Keep on wishing...
we are giving u phantom 9 with wonderful features this year
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Talks About Losing The Election And His Wife’s Reaction To It by virtuejoan(f): 7:07pm On Mar 02, 2019
technicallyrich:
If the time the barren banky use in campaingin these election,he has used it on that small yanshh adeuasa by now maybe it would have been a different story.
My best advice is that he should go and buy a baby in europe like that fat,shapeles whale tolz.and claim they are going to deliver abroad.
Big fool that is what u are.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Talks About Losing The Election And His Wife’s Reaction To It by virtuejoan(f): 7:06pm On Mar 02, 2019
technicallyrich:
If the time the barren banky use in campaingin these election,he has used it on that small yanshh adeuasa by now maybe it would have been a different story.
My best advice is that he should go and buy a baby in europe like that fat,shapeles whale tolz.and claim they are going to deliver abroad.
Big fool that is what u are.
small boy like u, what do u know anuofia
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Talks About Losing The Election And His Wife’s Reaction To It by virtuejoan(f): 7:03pm On Mar 02, 2019
OgaBuhari:
After sacrificing her womb for your political career?
If not then why is she still not pregnant after 3 years of marriage?


N/B : all those dumb heads quoting me up and down.
I'm not here to please anyone with my comments.
Mind ya business.
Are u always this stupid or do u do this just to get attention.
CrimeRe: Ladies Converge At Lekki To Fight Over A Man by virtuejoan(f): 8:33pm On Feb 28, 2019
nho4:
Ladies are nothing but useless items that have no second hand value.
It baffle me to see responsible guys spending their precious time and resources on these worthless beings called women...

Spit...
They have nothing meaningful to offer or do other than hawk their smelly and rotten pussy from house to house...

Spit again...
stupid idiot. see who is talking
RomanceRe: 'Dear Money, Come And Rape Me Mercilessly' - Nigerian Slay Queen. Photos by virtuejoan(f): 9:57am On Jan 25, 2019
Ara dara ad adago
Christianity EtcRe: Christmas Food: Muslim Lady Blocked On Facebook Group by virtuejoan(f): 6:15am On Dec 27, 2018
dominique:
To be sincere, we've never been more divided along religious lines as we currently are. It's like our religious leaders are teaching us to be more intolerant of one another. When we were younger, Christians celebrate with Muslims and vice versa. Now people are trying to prove their holiness by showing disdain towards other religions, not right at all. Inspite of our holiness, crime is at an all time high, makes me wonder exactly what these religious leaders are preaching.

I won't be surprised if it's that silly FIN group she's talking about.
That FIN group one very stupid group I have ever joined in Facebook. women bragging on how bad they treat their husband and how they foolishly raise shoulders with their man and mother in-laws. just drop a good advice there, boom they block u but always welcome stupid one's. no wonder they have too many single mothers there.
CelebritiesRe: Anto Lecky Celebrates Her 29th Birthday (Photo) by virtuejoan(f): 1:14pm On Dec 12, 2018
frankIzuchukwu:
just day use foundation day confuse person
still very beautiful
FamilyRe: Taiye Feyisayo Adedeji Triplets 1st Birthday. Welcomed After 6 Years Of Marriage by virtuejoan(f): 10:10pm On Dec 05, 2018
simpleKUSH:
Banky you see your life? people dey born extra, and even lizard u never born, its a pity
one day u will get married and I wonder how u will feel if someone say this to u. He will have kids leave the man alone u are not God
PhonesRe: TECNO Camon 11 Pro Unboxing, Specifications & First Impressions + Price (photos) by virtuejoan(f): 7:34pm On Dec 01, 2018
krattoss:
Does it get hot on heavy usage?
no dear
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f):
Bibi dear if u like take ages, I go d follow u. pls do update ooooooo
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CelebritiesRe: Banky W Replies Fan Who Said He Will Marry His Wife In The Next Life by virtuejoan(f): 12:21am On Oct 20, 2018
EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
idiot it's your father that's stupid.
na u wey I talk to?
ashawo
I don't have time for an imp like u fool. quote me and receive thunder anu mpama
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Replies Fan Who Said He Will Marry His Wife In The Next Life by virtuejoan(f): 12:21am On Oct 20, 2018
EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
idiot it's your father that's stupid.
na u wey I talk to?
ashawo
I don't have time for an imp like u fool. quote me and receive thunder any mpama
PhonesRe: Tecno L9 plus Battery Is Rubbish by virtuejoan(f): 10:39pm On Oct 04, 2018
Torch1:
I changed from Tecno C8 to Tecno L9 plus because I heard the battery capacity is 5000MAH. I bought the phone two days ago and realized that the battery is just the same as my old Tecno c8 with 3000MAH. I think this is scam.
sorry op u bought a fake phone
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 8:20pm On Oct 04, 2018
Trust me, this girl don't know what to write again.
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 8:06pm On Sep 26, 2018
Just doing somebody longer throat unnecessarily
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 8:21pm On Sep 23, 2018
Codo22:
waz rung with yhu,must you quote all d storyhuh
oya sorry nah, my guy wan cry lols
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Surprises His Wife With A Mercedes Benz For Her 30th Birthday by virtuejoan(f): 8:59am On Sep 23, 2018
Radicalface:
Awww! love is sweet .. but sweeter when money enter love.
I'm telling u
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 11:36am On Sep 15, 2018
Bibi294:
Busayo's call came in immediately Ashiwaju switched on his phone, he had discharged the Lady he had fun with that morning. He knew he cheated on Busayo, but that was the best he could do. He picked after the fifth ring.

"You're not in your hostel, where are you, Ashi.?" Busayo said immediately Ashiwaju picked.

"Good morning " Ashi greeted calmly.

"Ashi, where have you been? You're not in your house either? Ashi... " she sniffed. Ashi became remorseful, he knew she would have been worried while he was busy enjoying his sexual romp with his mistress.

"Ashi, where are you? " Busayo asked again, Ashi disconnected the call and switched up his phone, he needed to get dressed and attend his classes as he was having a test that morning.

He met Sete in the house, strangely, he was alone, no woman, no cigarettes.

"My man, you no go go class. " Sete asked.

"I need to freshen up and pick some stuffs. " he said as he hurried into the bathroom.

"Wetin Busayo do you sef? E no good o... Na me come suffer everything as your number no reachable. " Sete complained.

"Wetin, she beat you. " Ashi asked from the bathroom.

"Beat ke. Na ontop her matter my babe vex comot. She just dey disturb me. " Ashi laughed.

"Wetin you do am sef You Wey no dey comot for house? You Wey no dey carry babe Ehn.. "

"See, Sete. Busayo have been keeping alot from me since we started. She knew everything about me... Even my sister spoke to her o. " Ashi explained stepping out of the bathroom. He didn't want to mention Busayo's drug deals to Sete, he could not risk giving out his girlfriend.

"Secret?" Sete knew what the secret was all about, it was not a secret among their fraternity though, afterall, he knew Busayo before Ashi did .

"That should not be a problem, guy. Make she do her thing her way jo! You no even dey happy say she dey follow you waka about, she dey give you correct cash Ehn... Na secret you dey follow Waka. " Ashi smiled as he picked few books and left the room without looking back.

He walked quietly into his faculty hall and found a seat closer to the window facing Busayo's lecture theatre. He was on the lookout for her, he was both worried and scared as it was their first major fight since they started their relationship.

"Hi, Ashi. " She greeted and smile, she swung her body erotically and adjusted in her seat, Ashi didn't know when the strange lady sat beside him. She averagedly beautiful and petite, her set of teeth were white and small, fully set. She was fair and white or white and fair, he didn't know as she was as white as albino.

"Hello" He replied and returned his gaze towards Busayo's lecture theatre, and there she was sending daggers at him with her eyes. Immediately she knew Ashi saw her, she made a sign telling him to switch on his phone .

Ashi smiled and brought out his cellphone. The lady sitting beside him knew he was distracted as he was not answering her questions neither was he aware of the lecturer's presence. Ashi was alarmed when the whole faculty had turned their gaze at him. 'why were they all staring at him. ' he soliloquied.

"Bring that phone. " He looked up and it dawned on him. Professor Niyi Bobaku was around and he had warned them not to be distracted by their phones. He stood up quietly and walked towards the podium with everybody's gazes following him, some were cheering him up,some were hissing while others were murmuring. He handed his phone to Prof Niyi Bobaku as the phone started ringing.

"You see your life, 100 Level first Semester, you're already forming lover boy. Who's 'hidden treasure '? Prof. asked in his lousy croaky voice. The class roared, Ashi buried his head in his palm.

"I'm sorry for you. If a girl distracts you from facing what you're here for, then believe me, you're in trouble. What is your name? " Prof. asked.

"I am Alabi Ashiwaju sir. " he replied calmly.

"OK... I'll be at the watch out for you. Forget this phone and focus on your study, at least, that's what you're here for. Now, apologize for distracting our attention."

"I'm sorry. " he apologised. Professor Niyi Bobaku removed his battery as it kept ringing.

"Go back to your seat and listen attentively. " Prof. instructed. Ashi bowed his head and went back to his seat,his eyes meeting lots of eyes as he sat quietly.
**********
He walked out of the hall to have breakfast, he needed to call Ada and Ken, but he's phone had been seized. He walked into the faculty cafeteria and ordered for bread and beans. As he settled to eat his breakfast, Busayo walked in and went straight to his table.

"Ashi, tell me, what's this for? What have I done? " she asked in a teary voice.

"Busayo, I've heard enough of all these, if you don't know, then leave me for now. I need some time to think straight. " he shunned.

"Ashi, I'm sorry. " she begged.

"For? "

"you switched in your phone and you didn't pick my calls them switched it off again. "

"well, one of my lecturers seized the phone. " he explained.

"Why? "

"Your calls distracted everyone. "

"let's go to his office together. "

"Professor Niyi Bobaku is a very tough man, I heard he doesn't return any seized phone. "..

"Ah! Uhmmmmmmm.. OK... I'm get you a new one, latest one o! "

"Never mind. I've some money to get another. "

"Ashi, why now? I'll get the phone like right now and we will retrieve your sim. See, your car will arrive soon hopefully before this weekend. " she smiled.

"See, I'm not after you for those material things.if you don't trust me enough to know where you get those money, then, count me out of this relationship.! " he said firmly.
This is good, but y did u make it short now we have to wait till eternity before u will write another episode. We love u Bibi
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 10:54pm On Sep 03, 2018
okafor200:
hahahahhahah
a whole me mugucheesy
thats really funny o

see come virtuajoan abi na virus joan be ur name
if i give u slap ehhh
u go fly go buy beans

if u dey complain of she to take rest before updating another episode
why not continue from where she stop na
at least me and my drunk friends dem anytin make we see here na wetin we go take like that we don really high

since drunkards dem no dey get choice
abeg keep the fun coming
maybe she go laugh drop more episodes for us here

see come virus joan abeg no yab me again o
maybe bibi294 dey shy
because i just dey wait if she show i fit ask her hand in marriage with my mad friends dem herecheesy
she cant say no to me ocheesy
hahahahahahahahaha bros nah me be virus Joan, u wicked I swear I dash u mad man left yansh
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 6:22pm On Sep 01, 2018
okafor200:
Showers of mercycheesy

chaiii really sweet story my dear i dey really enjoy am

na woman dey give us this sweet tori so

anyways me i don book front seat as a vip with my drunkard friends dem

we plenty come with pammy and ogogoro
some even bring don simon come and 48 creates of bear

me i no be drunkard o but e be say i just see dem this guys for road so i just say make i follow dem come here

abeg anybody make still dey come abeg help us buy champaign come and better suya meat

ahhh this place we go drink diecheesy

abeg sister bibi294 i go like ask for ur hand in marriage ocheesy

baba olowo the long prick
what is this mugu saying biko nu
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 12:57am On Aug 31, 2018
Nawaaa ooooh Bibi ur own don too much nah, u taking weeks before uploading ur story. if u want to stop kuku stop nah before somebody will take 20yrs reading one story
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LiteratureRe: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by virtuejoan(f): 7:41am On Aug 03, 2018
Bibi294
CrimeRe: Abducted Zainab Bulus Bawa Freed After Forceful Convertion To Islam. Photo by virtuejoan(f): 11:02pm On Jul 18, 2018
nabegibeg:
Only in the north
must u quote everything anuofia
RomanceRe: "Never Introduce Your Man To Your Female Friends" Lady Advises by virtuejoan(f): 5:09pm On Jul 16, 2018
some can even go diabolical
LiteratureRe: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by virtuejoan(f): 9:23pm On Jun 27, 2018
we are waiting oooo I don buy popcorn keep since

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