₦airaland Forum

chamboy:
Prof Prof how many times I call u... No vex me.

Deep down inside u. If the incumbent has been successful, you wouldn't b spewing this lies

Soyinka has been one of the most objective people around. He has criticized GEJ's government severally. What he says about GMB are true. Do you think Buhhari can lead Nigeria well with the likes of Amaechi and Tinubu by his side? They are just too crafty for hi.

She don ripe Oh !!! Some guys go wan toast mama and pikin.

firstEVA:
The Average Nigerian man of today expects his wife/girlfriend to not depend on him financially, she should be an independent woman, she should be like the women from the west who would pay the bills when they both go out on a date.

On the other hand, the average Nigerian man of today wants a humble, loyal and submissive woman a woman who MUST NOT behave like women from the west who would challenge his authority as head, argue with him and even give him a slap when the argument becomes intense, no, mba. In other words they want gender equality but do don't want gender equality.
Isn't this the greatest hypocrisy of all times?

So if you can pay your bills, then you are now the oga of the home.
Well, marriage is not meant for everybody. If you choose to behave like the women from the West, get a husband from the West. After all, Oprah is not married.

OKDnigeria:
This is d kind of change APC is promising nigerians?

apc will so hoodwink nigerians just wait and see

dunkem21:
One good turn they say begets another.

S weeping might endure thru the night but burning comes in the morning.

very classic !!

Clinton594:
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she's vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she's going to do is give you the attention.

2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She'll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.


3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn't make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .

4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun ... no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.

5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you've been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon..... my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day

No 4 is a no no. Not in front of her friends. Your chances of success can improve well if you have another friend and there are 2 ladies also. Then thats good.

As for no. 5, do not follow her into a saloon except you want to pay.

lafflaff123:
Na Women like this FULL Nairaland.

They give stupid advises here, but in real life they marry their papa MATE. So this woman wants to tell me she is in love with this MAN? talk of using an old man to climb the ladder.

Was just told today that the most beautiful girl in my class in the Uni. then, is the 4th Wife of a Commissioner in one of the South-South States, what is wrong with this women sef?

Imagine being the 4th wife. Thats why when men get money the treat women like thrrash.

How will buhari fight corruption when the man from Bourdillon is controlling things ?

enoqueen:
politics?

I know Adeboye is with jona so he will definitely do this.

Why are U guys saying this? Adeboye prayed for GEJ and so? Does it now mean that Adeboye is in support of him.

When I do my wife, I go tell una but for my gf, na kiss and tell which I no go do.

StOla:
You're wrong.

Banana Island is a whole new development on its own that was seized from the late Adebayo Adeleke, and later developed by the Chagouri group.

ParkView is what you should be referring to.

Yeah..I remember now.

Chai . See Ikoy wey civil servants they live before.
This Banana Island used to be Ikoyi Park before.

desgiezd:
If true then its a sweet song. Nigeria'll soon be on the rise again!

It will give the PDP a good fight, but it won't solve Nigeria's problem overnight. Amaechi is corrupt so if you think GB will fight corruption, you are joking.

lonelydora:
If this is in Nigeria now, that means God would either punish Nigeria like Sodom and Gomorrah or apologise to Sodom and Gomorrah.

Meanwhile some people here both Men and Women shouting jail them, enjoy watching the acts on their phones, Laptops, and televisions. I know some top organisations where gayism and Lesbianism are criterion for getting employment.

Which organization if not Nollywood ?

WinsomeX:
With 8,000 delegates on ground, this person, probably Atiku, will be armed with no less than $24M if he is giving out an average of $3,000 to each delegate... Ha?!

That money plenty Ooohh

baLLoTBOxX:
Very boring. He came 2nd? No one! Mtchew. Look below

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Waiting for Jonathan the Runaway Debater.

He ran away from presidential debate for not getting EXPO (the questions before the Debate)
https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51834000/jpg/_51834439_011562166-1.jpg

Abeg leave the mean. OBJ did the same thing. Lol.

He had a shameless counter debate with dbanj (who was not contesting the 2011 election)
https://africamusiclaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DBanj-and-President-Goodluck-Jonathan.jpg

What he did with Dbanj was a big disgrace, so he went ahead debating himself alone on National TV
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Abeg leave GEJ joor. OBJ did the same thing. That's politics for you.

chukwudi44:
Mumu so Jonathan is now the high court?

I really don't know who these kids are !!

adamsjj:
who is sellable, Buhari? ...i laugh in latin. BBC Hausa service interviews Buhari...
What will you do to bring back discipline in Nigeria society?
Buhari..clears his throat
"First and foremost I will ban wearing of trousers by Nigerian women, it's either hijab for Moslem women and skirt and blouse for Christian women.
Nigeria men will be encourage to wear traditional dresses.
I hold the key to stop Boko Haram, I know who and who to meet". Nigerians like USA supposed to be voting for party...for each parties has its manifestoes like in USA .But here, we vote for personality not party and there's different agenda for each persons.I dnt have anything against APC as a party because opposition is a neccssary and vítal in accessment of modern demoncracy but when such strong opposition keep fielding ever losing, faded and soiled personality in the person of aforementioned name is laughable, ill-adviced and woeful.How many times will this name fail?.Did we watch the interview he was in and the myopic and unpresidential answers he gave?. APC after years of hardwork choose to lose this election this way by eclipsing credible young robostic persons like fashola is láme.

. He said all this? Yet people wuill call GEJ clueless

osimataylor:
When you take Nigeria girl to usa and she grows bigger than you,this is the result.It so common among nigerian in Texas.No insult but humulity can minimise this fade.

Could be true. I've heard something like this before.

fittty:
God Bless America... Na wah oh! Nothing wey we no go see for this country. You tune TV to news na either person dey shoot, kill or rob. All these Akata sef! They're always full of drama. African Americans are often violent, ignorant, aggressive, uneducated and poor. They can't do without Marijuana and other hard drugs. This tragic news is most definitely as a result of drugs combined with heated arguments. I'll always advice Nigerians to stay away from most of them especially the uneducated ones. NA dem full prison pass oh. They go in and out of jail like they're riding the train or bus.

You said it all. Black Americans are very violent. Killing is very common in their neighbourhood. They can kill just for a pair Nike shoes. Their women are usually the victims of robbery, rape and knife attacks.
May God help them. Anyone who wants to enjoy his stay should avoid black neighbourhood.

vivaciousvivi:
Ughhhhh

I can see U are salivating !!!

She's just above average in terms of beauty and sexiness. There are many ladies hotter than her.

vivaciousvivi:
Hahahaha...oya for argument's sake, take off the shirt in that profile pic so we match the tattoos.

If I take it off, you will cum.

buchilino:
as a former member, i advise anyone who wants 2 become poor, 2 start attending d church

Why ? Is it because of the frequent sowing of seeds ?

lalasticlala:
General Overseer of God First Ministry, popularly known as Illumination Assembly, Bishop Isaac Idahosa is arguably one of the classy and wealthy clergy in Nigeria.

The handsome bishop whose ministry is tagged Celebrity Church, parades a N2.5 billion ministry.

His N1.5 billion 10,000-seater auditorium along Addo-Langbasa Road, Ajah, Lagos, is ready.

The new auditorium would serve as his new headquarters when commissioned this year. A close source to the bishop informed ENCOMIUM Weekly that he splashed over N1 billion on the project. The reason is that the acres of land he acquired were reclaimed at Ajah, Lagos.

We learnt he also acquired another multi million naira property around Ajah too recently. Insiders alleged that he invested heavily on property and ICT.

That explains the N100 million auditorium he reportedly erected at Surulere axis in Lagos. He also commissioned a multi-million naira auditorium at Okota, Lagos. This also serves as one of his branches. Amongst his multi-million naira properties, the branch at Minna, Niger State is acclaimed the biggest. It is an ultra-modern edifice. The reason is not unconnected with the fact that he started his ministry from there.

The soft-spoken clergy also invested in health centres. The health centres are directly under the supervision of the church. He has the main health centre at Ajah near the ministry’s headquarters.

In fact, Bishop Idahosa is widely known as Pastor of Celebrities. A lot of Nollywood stars grace his ministry and he holds special services for them.

The reason is that he is also an entertainment loving bishop with three hit gospel albums and the popular one is Don’t Give Up. These albums have net several millions for him due to his widespread influence.

He lives well and loves the good things. He lives in one of the most expensive estates in Ajah. He rides a Lincoln Navigator, Range Rover and has five SUV automobiles.

However, his rise to success is quite remarkable as he started his ministry with 50 kobo.

Today, the ministry has blossomed into a mega church. In September 2012, international gospel star, Ron Kennelly was among the special guests invited for the 23rd anniversary of Bishop Idahosa’s Illumination Assembly Church in Minna, Niger State.

His honorarium per annum from most of his engagements, home and abroad, is close to N50 million. As a celebrity pastor, he nets an estimated N500 million per annum as tithes and offering.

Bishop Isaac Idahosa is from Edo State. He was born into the family of six children and he is the third. He is married to Christie Idahosa. The marriage clocked 26 on Sunday, April 28, 2014. The union is blessed with two children, Christabell and Osagie.



http://encomium.ng/inside-bishop-isaac-idahosas-n2-5-billion-illumination-assembly-church/

I don't think the auditorim is up to 10,000 oh !! And how do you guys know he makes 500m naira anually ? Abi U be him accountant ?

vivaciousvivi:
Abeg, who is the dude in picture number 3?
I am just asking because erm erm....just asking sha!

It's me.

Francon:
Good for them and please grant 14 years jail to dat beast alive.... he even has the guts to request for money for the second round? So you are a gay prostitute.... o di egwu really

He has taken the market from hos female counterpart.

So there's actually no man that can stand the attention she gets ?? Really !!

Ethiopians and Angolans are the prettiestin Africa. Agbani is superhot.

Where is he living ? And how much is his rent ? The story get as E be.

What a disappointment. I've met many Igbo chicks cuter that this. Just go to Zenith Bank. Probability would be high that the babes are Igbos.

farano:
1. Police: S/he has his own handcuffs lol

2. Bankers: They normally spend a lot of time in the office waiting for feedback and turnaround.

3. Chefs/Cooks: Being experts on how food tastes, it is harder for them to enjoy your food since they have the ability to notice subtle mistakes.

4. Nurses: They work both day and night shifts.

5. Firefighters: You'll make yourself crazy worrying about him or her

You are free to add yours.

Sailors. 2 weeks on 2 weeks off.