₦airaland Forum

neoapocalypse:
That was quick , are you mentally connected to Nairaland ?

neoapocalypse:
Hi there Vivi

jnrbayano:
I will tell for you

jnrbayano:


Who is he to you?

jnrbayano:
I was just removing pieces of fish bone that got struck to my wisdom tooth.

Ukutsgp:
this is what i'm talking about. So u want to insult me now. Isn't it? Anyway, i dnt hv time for that.

Ukutsgp:
what do u see? Abeg babe, free me.

tosyne2much:
1. You just have to fake you care about him just for your own selfish interest (recharge card, money and so on)

2. You have told him you are not interested in dating him but when you see him drifting away, you start pursuing him so that he will repeat it and you will accept sharp sharp

3. When you saw a group of guys clustered around a particular place, you quickly brought out your phone and acted as if you are receiving a call even when it's obvious you have no incoming call

4. Both of you have been in Friendzone for a long time and you have been expecting him to take the bull by the horns and ask you out.. You get happy when he tells you he wants to have a private discussion with you and you are already thinking the time has come, only for him to ask you something different

5. He asked you out and you declined his request but hatred and jealousy overwhelms you immediately you start see him clustered around beautiful ladies or your beautiful friends

6. You just have to fake your feelings telling him "what do you think you are doing ?", even when you know deep down within yourself that you will still give in

7. Tagging a guy STINGY just because you have tried to exercise extortion on him but a kobo has never dropped out of his pocket

8. You are both in an eatery, he asked if you would prefer shawama, you told him a popcorn was okay but deep down within yourself, you wished you could eat shawama

9. When a guy dumps you and goes for another girl, joy overwhelms you when you realize he's now dating a lady not so beautiful or presentable as you are but reverse is the case when you see him with an exceptionally pretty lady

10. Sneaking out of the house by telling your parents or siblings that you are going to see a female just because that's the only format you can use to go see him

*** Let Bashing And Curses Begin ***

Ukutsgp:
i'm not going to mess up myself with children. I'm too big for that.

jnrbayano:
Hmmm

IfyAwazie:
Who need enemy at dis election period. Definitely not Mr President.

neoapocalypse:
Na only you waka come o

For me I like my woman not too light skinned and not too dark , light brown if I may say.

Idowuogbo:
Noooooooo....I'm light brown.

Ukutsgp:
someone told me that babes in Nairaland are hard nut to crack when it comes to wooing them. He said that most of them are also very insultive that i should not bother about them. He said that most of them are too full of themselves, thinking that they are indispensable. he said that i should not go and embarrassed myself that some of them have childish mentality.

i don't want to disclose the person for obvious reasons.

please, is it true?

190:
shes refused sending an emails
Guess its all for the fun of it

Infomizer:
If you can't win the argument, correct their grammar...Nice one

JayKayMaybachz:
My sister, start somewhere...Your brother I'll understand....

JayKayMaybachz:
Lol
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How kwanu??

Awho:
Ladies be hunting for list to get their mr. Mr. Right since 1600B.C. Just keep giving them list upon list while the smart ones be geeting getting married and be making them ashebi aso-ebi girls every saturday, Saturday. i I wish you all good luck in your search fo for [s]mr.right Mr. Right. as if you even posses one good attitude. robish Rubbish

teewai3:
ok nw!!
wat abt 10 babes you should never date

kellystech:
Lemme register my presence

I was here

teewai3:
ok nw!!
wat abt 10 babes you should never date

jnrbayano:
Lists everywhere.

Vivaciousvivi has joined the list givers?

okzcorp:
Who was responsible for the sloppy and uneventful affair?

Mrfils:
Oga, u no get lips? Or u lack head entirely